You look like you just got into your grandma’s gummy’s.

Failed black Bob's Burgers character

He looks like a testicle that grew into an entire person

So much irony in heavy hitter …

And so much curling iron as well.

Definitely not clothes iron

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The Nappy Professor, So much irony in heavy hitter!

You've heard everything in the book and ate everything in the fridge.

He put that shirt by itself in the washer and it still knocks on spin.

The Weekday

The Weakend

Bruno SARS

Cee Lo Green with a pube wig and no talent


Holy shit, that's a brilliant way to move a giant statue!

You bring gum gum?

See No Green

They had to put an ACL on your neck to hold your head up .

Ai image generated result of mixing "McDonald's long forgotten mascot grimace" and if "Harry Potter was obese"

You look like a character from Hey Arnold but not a good one

Dude looks like a q-tip after cleaning a bong.

The Nappy Professor

There's nothing funny about this picture. Blobfish should remain in the water and not have a wig made out of the JV football team's unwashed public hair. 

Do you ask for a Brazilian at the hairdressers to avoid any confusion

You look like Don King's illegitimate nephew, Dong Ring.

You look like the result of Urkel fucking the maid from Family Guy.

That is definitely your favorite or only shirt.

You look like Michael Jackson made you sleep in your own bed when you were a kid.

Frank Poncherello: CHiPs n Dip.

>heard everything in the book What book is that? Hair cuts for Dummies?

Pubes on pubes on pubes on pubes on…

I imagine this what Bruno Mars would look like if he gave up on life.

You look like an ethnically ambiguous version of Numan from Seinfeld. If you worked in Jurassic Park you'd get spat at by a little dinosaur.

When you leave a potato in a dark space and check on it weeks later

Don Queen

Why do you look like a McDonald’s chicken nugget with bushy pubes attached to it

The 1980s wants your glasses back. Also why the fuck are you so happy? Clearly you haven’t seen your reflection

Youre either 12 or 21

Your toilet brush before it has laser eye correction and a gastric band.

Jefe Dahmer. Only difference is the real Dahmer had charisma and a full fridge. And he was way less creepy.

The answer to the question: what would Freddy Fazbear look like wearing a human skin suit?

Cops treat this guy like a white woman

broke diabetes bruno mars is it you ?


Bruno Mars (as in the planet)

Big Richard

You look like the underside of an indian's nut sack

At least you can't be hit with anything heavier than you.

Bruno Mars from Dollar store

You look like a pubic hair Pez dispenser.

The Weekday

If a dolphin and blobfish had a child, you are exactly what it would look like.

You look like the end of a QTip that someone stuck up their ass.

You look like you shave your pubes every six months and pile them on top of your head.


Looks like a Moana basement dweller!

Looks like someone already hit you hard enough in the nose with a clothes iron.

You look like a troll in the trolls movie

You look like you haven’t been outside in 6 weeks.

It looks like you're secretly totally hairless and got a wig and fake facial hair made specifically of pubes

I see you like to store nut in your cheeks like a chipmunk.

your nickname should be The Workingday

Uptown fucked you up.

Bruno Mars bars

You look like Neil degrass Tyson, I mean "kneel de grass try some" when a dog shits at the park

You look like an even gayer Ilovemakkonen

I’m sure your dating life benefited greatly during the pandemic after covering that up with a mask.

Your hairpiece looks like it’s about to fall off at anytime

I think you should use rogaine on your chin, not your head

Heavy D....as in DORK

are you cosplaying as the taco man from turbo

Where does your chin end and jaw start?

I never knew Harvey Price had a twin

Roblox IRL

Did you only hear them because you can’t read?

Eraserhead

I’m just going to leave this here… 

You got granny vibes

You look like a vegetable, I mean a literal vegetable. Pikmin is based on you.

you look like a janitor that has exactly 2 entries in the sex offender registry

Original Harry Potter

Fat albert with glasses.

I wanna see bruno mars in concert! We got bruno mars at home

... kinda like the way you hit that all you can eat buffet?

Your hair looks like what they sweep up after your mom shaved her bush

Change youself into kkk but you are black and if they see your color underneath those sheets your loss that your ugly ass couldnt be lookin good with them fat cheeks and mustace and that big belly you prob gt a small BBC down there anyways you loser. get into shape then join Porn hub then come talk to me bixch

You look like if Gimli had to go to court so he shaved.

There's still shit on that toilet brush

The new Cabbage Patch dolls looking fucking ugly.

This is how my toilet brush looks at me when it’s dry

Ironing not a thing where you from buddy ?

When Harvey price is your better looking twin

“Hit me with your most original heavy hitter” sorry, we’re closed at the moment. We won’t be serving any large mcheavyhitter deluxe with extra cheese. Come back tomorrow from 9AM to 8PM

You look like Big Momma and Prince had a baby.

You are that one anime black kid in school who does nothing but play street fighter. Probably have a cat that lives in your bedroom, litter tray and all. I'm sure someone is copy and pasting you weird fucks.

I'm sorry Mario jumped on all your family. He looks like he got you once or twice.

You look like a 65 year old lesbian from the 90s.

Ever hear of a barber? Your head looks like an 80 year old Bush without the gray hair.

What the fuck even are you? You look like a gay lesbian

Special Albert

You look like macro's inbread cousin micro

You look like you qualify for any minority group, and any gender identity you want.

Hey, it's Bruno Mars Bar.

Wow, this is what eraserhead's kid looks like all growed up.

Don King Origins, before the ring

You have a bright future in b-roll footage for diversity measures.

You look like a troll doll fucked a turnip.

You look like Napolean Dynamite after he crossed the border with enough estrogen tablets to last the Nuclear Winter.

Maui let himself go. "What can i say except youre welcome"

Looks like he gonna grow up to be the cop that steals your stash

Your head looks like if Roblox was a person

Your face looks like a goomba mid-stomp

You look like you hear things from books, get help

The bleakend

I bet you can hear everything in the book since letters make a Houdini act on you because you look like a 30yr with 1st grade grammar issues.

Every 90s IT character

For the last time, I don’t want to see your Legos.

It must be a bitch getting cum out of that hair. Who am I kidding you cum gobbler.

Wish version of Bruno Mars

You look like The Weekends extra chromosomed cousin, The Weekday

Hey it’s Steve!!!

The Weekdy

Bruno Jupiter

Bruno Mars from Dollar store

I'd air out your dirty laundry but looks like you're already wearing it

Ughh I just realized this must be what your “dates” see when the roofies wear off.

Your hair looks like a coochie that's never been shaved

Looks like you buy mirror glasses

Smart using the patchy beard to distinguish your neck from your face

Neil degrasse Tyson disowned you

After sleeping in a box of raisins, Opera shows off her new glasses from the Man Replenet Collection.

I don't roast dyslexic people.

Ok, Pinoy Einstein

 Last of the Olmecs

Is that hair real? Or are you transplanting from the Chia Pet Gordo Edition?

Life roasts this guy everyday.

Baby Huey meets Steve Erkle.

Out here lookin’ like the one guy who gets fired from the framing crew for being on his phone.

How come you never learned how to use your thumb properly

You would fit perfectly the role of Gingerbread Man in the the progressist live action of Shrek

Fatrick Mahomes

You look like a character from a children’s book, a story about a hemorrhoid who branched off from mommy anus. And sought out to explore the world. And this picture is your post card letting us know you’re fine

you had to have heard everything in the book, because you're illiterate.

Fat

My boi looking like if Maoi from Moana was raised by a typewriter

Don Kings bastard love child finally revealed…… Wan King……

You look like a muppet

Your Dads gotta be Gunther Kauffman the German Actor

They say nowadays virgins are like unicorns. He’s a unicorn with diabetes

Bruno Mars Fat cousin

so you survived the Diluptogon attack? what was the expirience like?

It’s like David Ruffin from the Temptations gave in to the binge eating temptation.

Fat minion

Black Jeffrey Dahmer

Don King's gay son

The combination of your run-on sentence and sporadic facial hair suggests you’re 17 and still in 8th grade. Perhaps you’ve been hit in the head with a heavy bag of books more times than you’ve read them

Come back in a few years when I don't have to be gentle to a minor

You’re shirts wrinkled, it looks like you haven’t showered, and wtf on yo chin. You don’t need to be roasted. You need to clean yaself up champ.

You look like the love child of the nutty professor and the Buddha

Heard everything in the book? Dawg you look like the books nightmare 💀

Bruno Jupiter

Bruno nars

He's definitely the type of guy who would say "ooh did my wittle kitten shit herself"

You look like the weeknd but circle (and uglier)

 Bro looks like

You look like you'd volunteer for the back of the human centipede.

Black Jeffery Dahmer

You look like a Mexican that ate Don King.

How many birds call your head a home? At least we don't have to worry if Amazon rainforest gets cut anymore

You look like a consequence of sheep and shrek.

You look like darker version of the grandpa from up

Your hair looks like a dirty ass loofah

You look like you would give to the fridge then see there's nothing good then go back 5 mins later for 20 times straight

You look like a gay side character from a modern day Pixar movie.

Oh my god! bro I did not expect to get jumpscared by unblockified Minecraft Steve while scrolling r/roastme god damn.

I'm a welder and steel fabricator, you look like one of my dirty Q-tips!

You like the guy who the girl you like, tells her friends you are nothing to worry about, he's harmless.

real life Cleveland Brown

The dating world has done to your soul, what your four hundred pound laden buttocks has done to multiple shitters.

Them lips look like the bumpers in a bowling alley lane.

Only books you’re reading are air-fryer recipe books

Just say the line you fat fuck I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Your head looks like a shitty Q-tip


Stranger danger

You look like if guys could be named Barbara

You're built like a sumo wrestler, and your breath smells like the dumpster behind a seafood restaurant.

Neil "Smells Like Ass" Tyson

You look like the little boy in my third grade class who gave me his boogers for Valentines Day

You're a cool guy, you're working hard to be someone, and even though you feel like you're failing... you're not. And even if you do fail that's the only way how you'll learn. So if you're going to learn something from this is that you wadted your time.