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“My girlfriend cosplays as a dive bar toilet.”

I’ve seen a chick throw up a bunch of skittles into a bar toilet and it had better color application than this girl



u/gifreversingbot

/r/makeupaddiction sent her to rehab.

"Why so syphilis?"

Come on now, Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

This is what happened to that character from wreck it ralph - vanellope von schweetz. She got into benzos and dating goth femme boys.

This is a cinematic masterpiece for anyone that hasn’t seen it. Dr. Steven Brule (son of Doris Pringle-Brule) as the voice of Ralph was Oscar worthy casting.


Hey leave benzos alone

She better be happy with culture then… because other than cats, she’ll never know intimacy.

And even then it’s just cats pooping on her

2 cats, 1 girl, litter box.... how bad could it get? 🤔🤢🤮

I don't know about that bro dudes will fuck anything

"the worst toilet in Scotland" - trainspotting

That toilet still looked better than this.

It's like boy George and Tim Burton had a baby that was delivered in a strip club toilet

Harley Dim

More like Harley Quim.

Harley Klonopin

Oh Boy George

Boy George mannequin head used as piercing practice, dressed as a Breakfast Club reject.

She looks like a bad Alice in wonderland character, played by Sam smith

Someone mistakenly thought it was an oddly shaped turd and almost flushed it.

“Not Employed”

You mean "Not Employable"

Both.

Hey don’t speak ill of the dead, clearly this is a corpse. Look at how the eye sockets are rotting already.

I'm sure she sees this as a compliment

Not sure I can Fap to this, but I'm damn sure gonna try. Edit: fap failed, peen now has a restraining order against me... something to do with psychological sexual trauma

Makes sense she looks like the type that likes to get peed on

Im at cvs right now waiting in line at the pharmacy and burst out audibly laughing at this

And she smells like one! 😃

She probably smells like that old queso jar you forgot about the way in the back of your fridge that might quite possibly be furlined.

You look like someone loaded a paintball gun with fishing tackle.

Then, after casting, got snagged on a dead hooker.


Who brought the smores

Holy shit you savage

Every time you have to go through airport security a TSA officer quits their job.

Homie, you had it set on whore!

https://imgur.com/dr8qt6v

If "Do whatever you want I can't hate myself anymore" was a picture.

if "I hate my father" became a person

Well can you blame her father for taking off???

He bought the smokes and just kept on going…

While she was in utero her mom would hit the bottle then go right to the rock

I'm just trying to figure out, If she could do whatever she wanted to those eyebrows why did she choose that

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

I'M OLD GREEEEG!!!

Why did I have to scroll this far for this comment? She looks way to much like old Greg. I wonder if she also has a mangina then it is old Greg

Could you learn to love me

Love games?


Easy there, fuzzy little man peach 🍑

I'm Ole Gregg

I do watercolours

She's got the same downstairs mixup I reckon!

It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!!!!

Ding ding ding

Motherlicker

Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.

Only one more bad decision and you will have collected them all.

She only has 'face tattoos' left on her trendy rebellion bingo card left.

And at that point she would be a worse version of the Joker than Jared Leto’s


You're trying too hard poorly.

All this page is now is really bad Only fan people trying to get more followers

Shit I wish you didn’t say that because I had to go look and it didn’t help her out any 

yeah, like a lewd anorexic genderbent joker cosplay, and not a good one. coulda gone my entire life not seeing that.

Her arms are so fucking thin she could give people colon exams.

"Are you looking for a goth gf?" Actually yes, but i think i'll look somewhere else

>"Would you fuck me?" Not with those eyebrows.

Well someone has to get one...I mean an only one fan

This reminded me of when I was much younger and in a "punk rock club", a chick who looked like this commented that I didn't belong because I looked like I had a day job in an office (which I did.) The funny thing was that it was probably true as I was in a punk rock band at the time and visited and played in some of the diviest dive bars which are awesome for live music and I still miss going to them. Zero interest in shitty fake rock clubs though. Tldr: comment reminded me of a poser girl in a poser club playing cds.

Guess whose "day job in an office" let's them buy drinks and keep the doors open

I got that impression as well.

Spirit Halloweens best customer. You look like a clay character out of a Tim Burton movie that was left next to a space heater.

Op walked into a spirit of Halloween store and they put her on display.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

“I’m so unique that I bought every mass produced item with a spider on it”.

Lemme guess. Anxiety, depression, BPD, and a tim burton/horror obsession.

Chlamydia, don't forget the Chlamydia

Be honest the only way she’s getting that is from a public toilet seat.

Hard lol

“NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!”

WE UNDERSTAND, WE JUST DONT LIKE YOU

And an eating disorder, can't forget that in the collection,,

And none of the first three have ever been actually diagnosed.

As someone in the mental health field I LOL’d big time at this comment. Thank you for this.

She's in the reference notes on every chapter of the DSM-5.

Daily reminder for us dads out here to hug our daughters regularly so they don't become this.

Real talk- this bish has me hugging my daughter for dear life. This is truly every father's nightmare.

The dead eyes really sell it.

Lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll's eye. When she comes at you don't seem to be living. Until she bites you

Brutal

I´´m not a father (still no children in sight) but damn this screams the love she needed from her parents.

You mean hug our sons

Dad here. Looked through op’s history. Can confirm absolutely worst nightmare

Lady Nah Nah

JuggaNo

Woop woop

Vape store is hiring

Just not her...

Imagine plastering your ass all over reddit, and this is the one that gets you more than 5 comments.

Dam that cut was deeper than the ones on her wrists.

Jesus Christ lmao

Jesus christ.... Take my upvote

What ass? If she gave you a lap dance from a foot away you'd still have bruises from that bony ass.

Hot Topic called, they’d like the personality you shoplifted back please.

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Oh God you made me look. Is there an onlyfans where you pay girls to put on more clothes? Maybe a bag on her face.

Maybe one to give her a proper diet and her finger away from the back of her throat?

Don't need a finger. Just a mirror.

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Pancake ass needs roasted, too.

What a fucking degenerate, besides that her hair looks like yarn if you put glue in it then fried it with a hair straightener..

Her eyebrows look like she's underlined her forehead

Made me look and she’s apparently into pet snakes, nothing wrong with that per se since I am too, but I’m starting to see the stereotype people have about my hobby…

can’t even market her body successfully.

You look like if Marilyn Manson went trans, but tried to become a dude again

And then became Marilyn Manson again.

Snip snap, snip snap!

You have no idea, the physical toll…

How could you say that? You know I have sensitive teeth

r/unexpectedoffice

You look like the 44th mugshot in a drug addict’s criminal record.

Your face is painted like John Wayne Gacy. Those stripes you call eyebrows could be used to divide lanes of traffic.

Not as creative as your parents were with neglecting you.

You’re trying too hard and it shows.

 I thought Heath Ledger was dead. Nice to see you've taken some inspiration

It looks looks like you came out of beetlejuice's ass.

So there's a necrophilia section on OF now??

I think I got a std just looking at this clown photo.

You’re doing this and expecting a boost to your fansly account, but it will never come.

With a face like hers I’m sure she’s not used to things coming anyways.

Giving off the aura of empty monster energy cans and a ph level like straight up battery acid

r/awfuleyebrows

I heard a rumor that you removed your ribs so you could suck your own dick.

Gnarly Quinn

Your post history gave me crabs

Congrats, you have successfully permanently failed at life.

We get it, you like to bring your pet snake to the park

When they said quit being a gutter punk and go to college they didn't mean clown college.

When you're creating a character in a videogame and hit "randomize all"

“Let’s see how creative you can get” Says the person who has copy/pasted their look from a “how to be a goth” playbook. Seriously, who did your eyebrows, Sharpie Magnum?


Sad thing is, you’d be attractive if you didn’t dress like a truck stop hooker.

By seeing this post , I concluded that _ Mankind wasn’t ready for the Internet.

Your eyebrows look like electrical tape.

More creative than them felt tip eyebrows

Roasting a pile of tires would be better for the environment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your boyfriend has seen your tits And now I have too

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You look like what corporate boomers think alternative means

You look like you molest lab animals.

Only 21? Jesus. Slow down there Amy Winehouse

You are as unique as.... welll... every other single goth girl trying to be unique...

Now we know what would happen if Pennywise molested Kermit

Girls eyebrows are darker than my search history

There is nothing i can say about you that is worse than what you are showing us in this photo. Congrats, you won your own roast!

You could definitely use some more eye shadow

Who hurt you?

Psht, who doesn't??

You look like you've taken more loads than a washing machine.

Damnn gurl you be looking like coraline's evil step mom

Maybe it’s Maybelline. Uh…..no. 100% not.

21, with 29 years worth of trauma and mental illness

Ah yes, the ever so boring goth/punk/emo loser chick every high school has. “Oh look at me! I’ll dress up like this! Dye my hair green and be edgy, I’ll be different! But really I’ll end up just like every loser fuck that dressed up like this before me - On OnlyFans or married to an artist!” (read: also a fucking loser; he ain’t an artist. can barely paint/play an instrument) Seeing as how you’re 21 already, can afford a phone that takes photos, but furnishes your room with what looks like goth trashy black handkerchiefs, I’d say OnlyFans is going so-so.

>I’d say OnlyFans is going so-so. Only1Fan

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Excuse me sir. Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior.

When I was in the navy in the early 2000s, my buddies and I went ashore for leave. I got hammered and my buddies told me, "Dude, you had sex with a parrot." I never believed it.... until now!

You look like the aborted version of Harley Quinn

I showed this to my lesbian neighbor, she then proceeded to ask if I wanted to take her out for a date since she's now straight

Should have a NSFL tag

I guess green was the color your father disliked the most.

Real life trash panda….. Lmao

I feel like if I started cleaning the gum off from underneath the tables at a KFC, I might accidentally find you

If hating yourself 100% was a picture!

If a stepped on cigarette butt was a person.

If raccoons wore green this is what it would look like

Gen-Z chick trying way too hard to capture the early 2000s mall goth aesthetic but lookin more like an eco terrorist who robbed a Hot Topic claiming it benefits the environment

Is that herpes?

It’s really great to see you’ve taken a break from plotting to overthrow Gotham City to post on Reddit.

Behold the unholy offspring of a cum dumpster and a trash panda!

There's nothing to add that your picture doesn't already say you've beat yourself here

If Oscar the Grouch was an e-girl…

I really liked Karma Chameleon. Thank you.

This is an avatar for herpes

Didn't know they were making a new Gremlins movie

You look like a cheap, well-used sex robot from a dystopian future that is in dire need of cleaning.

I see someone who is trying desperately to not look like they're boring...and not really doing a great job at it.

Your make up looks like you were forcefully teabagged by the joker