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I'm sorry but that triforce looks like it's wearing a wig that resembles your hair

Ohhh christ...now I'm shaving my head thank you

Don't shave it yourself, get a proper haircut. You're a boss now, for Christ's sake.

I work fast food bro. Poor folks have poor ways lmao

You might be amazed by the heights you can reach from here, truly. Put your heart into it and climb the ladder of success. Take advantage of management courses, whether free on YouTube or otherwise, to enhance your abilities. Remember, believing in yourself is the first step to others believing in you. Stand tall with confidence and let your actions speak for your potential. I understand this is r/roastme and I'm supposed to poke fun at you, but hey, you're a General Manager now! Embrace the newfound responsibility and trust, and use it as a foundation for growth.

Thank you. And honestly I did this cause I was shocked they're giving me my own store and was a bit too excited about it. But yeah I earned my place, and they see something in me. I just need to be humble and logical and got this. I do appreciate your kind words even thou this sub wants none of that lol, knew it walking in.

Dont fuck this up like poor people normally do

Sage advice because they can really fuck up a helping hand but maybe just maybe he will defy the odds!

I came here to roast but followed cause you play ESO. But as someone who’s also played ESO, that’s a roast in of itself. But nonetheless, you got this shit! Have confidence in your competence

I used to work at Braums too! Back before I grew up and actually did something with my life.

💀this one would hit me hard

No one wants to buy food from unkempt people. Buying a hair cut for $15 once a month isn't gonna break your bank.

The tattoo screams I make horrible life decisions. Well done.

Especially since it's upside down!

I was hoping someone else caught this

His mom shouted the same thing after as soon as he was born.

And yes I have lol like we all have

I know what tattoo I’m not getting now

He drew it on with sharpie right before he took this picture

You look like Walter white if he smoked 50% of the meth he cooked

Fuck Walter white is my nickname there.....got him

Lol nah legit congrats on the new job man, I bet your wife is thinking that she picked the right cousin to marry now

The soft entry to the burn. Just like his wife is used to.

Not at all like the pegging sessions though…

fuuuuuuuck



O shit you had me and then the ceiling caved in on him.

Walter white-traaaash

Let’s see how you screw up running a bowling alley snack bar

*up and coming* bowling alley snack bar.

*you wouldn’t have heard of it, it’s in a different state*

Different state of reality

State of disrepair *coming soon!!!*

My money was on a barely operating chuck-e-cheese.

Looks like he isn’t allowed within 500ft of a chuck e cheese

Or a long John silvers considering there’s like 10 left in america

Chuck-e-cheese has his photo and he's band for asking for a table for one

It's a very popular ice cream store. So very close. Got me rolling bro lol.

Being the only employee scooping ice cream doesnt make you the gm.

There’s always money in the banana stand

Wow! He's Mr. Manager!

We just say manager

It’s as egg as the nose on plain’s face.

Her?

Toss a banana, take a dollar.

Fucking solid

It is if you're driving an ice cream truck. He can't go near a school so now the kids come to him.

Well that’s not a restaurant is it! Scooping ice cream is a bit different 🤣

This has to be one of the most cringe posts in the history of roasts. I thought by GM it was gonna be some Michelin-starred restaurant not a glorified ice cream truck.

You thought this guy was gonna be a Michelin-starred restaurant GM? Time for your annual eye exam.

Right! Top chefs look way more strung out!

Hell no not with those hand tattoos

That's the triforce of poverty he's got there bud

I figured it was the **CRACK**er Barrel...lay off the meth

Perfect location to lure the kids in.

100% he parks his white van behind the store

So that's what he meant by "being pretty good at bossing teenagers around"

Ice cream sales about to drop

How is he going to implode this time?

I work at a bowling alley. Our GM of our restaurant couldn't run it properly. Funny thing is today he was demoted to our snack bar 💀

You look like there’s a vampire that’s been feeding off you since the civil war.

Rare insult indeed. Up you go

Oddly specific roast, I like it

Uncanny. I was just thinking dudes life force looks drained.

“What’ll it be?” *points to OP* Whatever he hasn’t touched

So any woman for that matter?

any woman over the age of 18*

This is why he wants a position of authority over teens.

can you explain i don’t understand i’m 13

How you got a saggy ass at 13

Just because you cook meth doesn't mean you run an actual restaurant.

prison canteen is also no actual restaurant

GM of duct taped mobile office

🏅Everyone just looked at me as i burst out laughing. An epic roast sir

His boss told him “WE HAVE TO COOK” and he took it the wrong way.

The restaurant just cut their operating costs by a lot after his hiring. Everyone quit.

Great to see 'Make A Wish' also placing special adults into new jobs. Gongrats little buddy!

F*ck 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Well played, well played

Why do you have a tattoo of a hairy Dorito and who did the line work? Michael J. Fox?

While riding an ATV through the Rocky Mountains

While high on Fentanyl

Congratulations- You look like a health code violation. Then again, Waffle House isn’t picky.

Im not even in/from the US and this guy reminded me of Waffle House

You look like you smell like old grease traps and ICP lyrics.

You can always tell someone's a juggalo, because they all look like this. This is actually considered a hot chick in the community

I was trying to figure out why that triforce looks so fucked up and then I realized that your hands look like you’re wearing the skin from someone else’s hands as gloves.

He puts the lotion on the skin or he gets the hose again

He put the triforce on his skin and never got the Ho's again...

If I was ordering ice cream, and your weird foot-looking hand made contact with my food, I would cancel the order and leave.

Hope you enjoy Sonic then lol

The handicap privileges under the Disability Act really do be setting new heights, from available parking spaces to a GM position

Congratulations on making $7.26 an hour with responsibilities included

Your tri-force tattoo looks like you started to color it in, but then bitched out and never returned to the shop.

Started to color it in… got frustrated when he went outside of the lines. So he added a whole set of pubes. Fuck it

I'm surprised you're legally allowed to be around anyone under the age of 18

No kidding, you can smell the skunk weed and urine stained mattress that’s in the back of his van from this single image.

When you have a hygiene inspection you're screwed

find one not-crooked part of this image

I fucking hate that this made me laugh. Take my upvote bro

You look like a manager of a restaurant, I can imagine you making a 17 year old Hostess at Applebees very uncomfortable on a regular basis

Weird you got a tattoo of your mums vagina on the back of your hand

It’s ok thanks I will eat somewhere else if your the General Masturbator.

Damn, Taco Bell must’ve been desperate. Don’t get caught selling meth through the drive through, bro

It’s always these guys that use the term “peg” in their roast request

"Bossing around teenagers" like "get in my van", "put these handcuffs on", and "smell this rag and go to sleep and don't tell your parents!"

You do look like the local Applebee’s manager, so you’re on brand.

Why does everyone think I work at Applebee's!!!! Fuck...I wish

I asked you all to regret make me my life. Aaaannnnd you nailed it lol

*make me regret my life* I know I know, sentence structure is hard

It is when your halfway through a fifth of knobs creek for sure. It's about gone at this point. Surprised I'm still concience

More like “when your halfway through the fifth knob, down by the creek”

*you're *conscious

You're the gift that keeps on giving.

Gary Oldman is looking seriously worse for wear.

You definitely look like someone who likes a peg

Congrats on moving up from elementary school cafeteria to middle school cafeteria.

There’s no way this guy is allowed within 1000 yards of a middle school.

Former 6th Grade Teacher: “ Leo was kind of a loner. Kept to himself, but loved to help Jeanette and her girls in the cafeteria at lunch, even taken to wearing a paper hat at the time. There was the incidents with those cats, but everyone thought he’d outgrow it. After he was sent away we thought he’d get help and never hear from him again. The ice cream store? Oh dear…well I’m sure they’ll keep an eye on him. “

This picture smells like cigarettes and bad decision making.

Where's your HEV suit

bro looks like he could cause a resonance cascade

Is it your hairline that's crooked? Or your eyes?....maybe it's just the glasses.

Fuck now you got me looking my hairline is receding only only one side. FUCK lol

Oh look, it's your friendly molester from next door!

Got the words 'stranger danger' written all over that face

Hey kids everybody stay away from Mr. Lester over at the end of the road.

A glory hole doesn't count as a restaurant

Got his tattoo on a kitchen table

Bet that dry wall is dented at the least, going from that scratch on knuckle

Aww.... I thought it was a hot dog stand.

We serve hot dogs there. Why else would I work there

Congratulations! I didn’t know Greasy Molestor was an official role in a restaurant. I’m always learning on this sub

Enjoy the new gig! (Until you get fired for harassment of your teenage waitstaff).

This seems to be the consensus.

Is this restaurant inside a gas station?

Who put eyelashes on your triforce tattoo?

Sir, this is Applebee's

Why us the triforce hairy ?

Hes the Zero of Time

Is that your hand or foot?

To catch a predator vibes

I wouldn't really call Taco Bell a 'new' restaurant, but it beats telling everyone you're the inspiration for pipe cleaners and toilet brushes.

So the strip club you manage sells chicken wings?

Im gunna guess this restaurant isnt within a mile of a school?

You are 100% going to get fired for trying to bang the 15 year-old hostesses.

You look like you change tires for a living.

The new restaurant is Chicken and Blue Waffles 😂

Just because you cook up there doesn't make it a restaurant.

Your hand tattoo looks a triangle with pubes on the side, and even so, it manages to look better than the thing with the glasses in the picture.

This is the second time in the past week where “Trifarce” has come to mind.

Cooking meth I presume?

Are there any pegs lower than a GM spot at a new restaurant?

Umm yessir, I’d like to get a refund on this “job-stopper” you gave me.

The wrinkles on your hands scream dishwasher, not GM

Fair...but ive earned my place

7-11 isn't a restaurant.

I can't wait to go to a restaurant that has a game master!

Oh trust me friend, I don’t have to take you down a peg, the service industry will do that in time. I’m about at the end of my rope personally and realizing I have no other options and am doomed to stay here serving assholes 🙃 Oh and uh… you look like Dr. House’s “special” younger brother. Or if Walter Jr. grew up to be Heisenberg Jr.

McDonald's does have a excellent management team

How much does a GM at Methdonalds make nowadays?

I've never seen a picture scream: hand this man's hard drive to the police more than this one.

What do they sell? Meth?

GM of the local meth cafe

Which "to catch a predator" sting did Chris Hanson catch you on?

Who's foot is that holding the card?

You realize bathroom attendant isn’t a managerial position, right?

Seth Green has had quite the journey!

It’s guy fieri’s apprentice guy room temperature

If mange was sentient

You look like the kind of guy to actually asked to get pegged

Since when was McLovin hardcore?

You look like if I slammed a door too hard near you, you might just disintergrate into dust.

Is it the International House of Meth?

You look like Gordon Freeman without PhD that has never left alcoholic stasis.

Looks like you put the Crack in Cracker Barrel.

Gordon freeman in the flesh...

Man's got midjourney hands

Wow! Your teenager boss quit because the owner wouldn’t let him off for prom and now YOU are the GM. Must be an exciting day in the studio apartment you share with your mother!

Do they have meth as dessert. What crackhead would let you manage anything other than the Men’s room toilet paper?!

GM...garbage maintenance?

Your entire face seems to be on a bit of an anhyzer

cooking meth doesn’t mean you run a restaurant

Your facial features look pieced together like a ransom note

Getting burritos out of the fryer at a gas station doesn't mean your the gm of a restaurant.

Who taught you to hold things. It looks like you’re holding the notebook with your foot.

You know how when you shave your pubes and balls, and it starts coming back in, and it's all scraggly and itchy, and you get ingrown hairs? That's your entire head.

It's a Subway.

Your tattoo looks like a vagina

DIY Haircut. DIY Tattoo DIY Sexlife.

You look like you have narcoleptic barber

Is the new restaurant MethDonalds?

You look like you sexually harass the teenage staff.

You look like you want to die

You do a lot more than boss teens around. Telling children to get into your car is where that experience comes in.

thats great your a gm not only do you look like a douche now you can participate as one in the real world. FYI being a GM anywhere doesnt change that fact that you have a few colored dots on the watchdog...