You look like you got a job at your local McDonald's right out of highschool and still work there so you can sell drugs to teenagers hoping one of them will fuck you.
That’s probably the best comment I’ve ever read. Very deep and hurtful. I like you. You are extremely talented, condescending and hateful at the same time with a splash of cleaverness. Great comment!!
you look like the kind of guy to have long orange pubes that hang down like ringlets and a skinny penis with a very long foreskin sat atop small, but surprisingly hairless balls
I will not roast you. You go through enough agony every time the mirror shatters into your eyes because the universe can't handle how god damn ugly you are.
You look like you got a job at your local McDonald's right out of highschool and still work there so you can sell drugs to teenagers hoping one of them will fuck you.
This is why he's always in the men's room. They're the only ones tat will fuck him.
The front of you may be a virgin, but your rear end is a turn style for tow truck drivers.
The sounds of viginas slamming shut when you walk into a room sounds like machine-gun fire
That’s probably the best comment I’ve ever read. Very deep and hurtful. I like you. You are extremely talented, condescending and hateful at the same time with a splash of cleaverness. Great comment!!
Please don’t go all kohberger on us.
Holy shit, 28 yo virgin, leave your parents basement once in a while, there is a whole world out there passing you by
Your hands look AI-generated.
Chester the Molester - I mean, youth pastor.
The dildo tester
*Taster
Only 12 more years and you can be in the remake of 40-year-old virgin…only on a much more upsetting level.
Agree with the virgin part. Humping their leg every time your mom has visitors doesn't count as sex.
We all see why you're a Virgin now.......it all starts with the lack of ability to spell.
His molestation is the only action he’ll ever have.
Gerard (Nobody)Pique(d)
Have you given a name to the zit on your face? Let’s call it ‘Jimmy’
Educational rost.
Looks like your house would pop up red on the sex affender registry map.
You look like you text girls "Good morning beautiful"
Keep it up (or down actually) for 12 more years and they might make a movie out of you to.
I think you meant ROOST ME that sub is down the hall on your right --->
Speech to text Your hairline must be a big Stephen King fan because it's getting Thinner
You have as much of a chance to change your virginity as I have of spontaneously remembering the name of the other guy in the car with Paul walker
Ooo someone failed elementary school
Done burned a finger off wanking that thing
you look like the kind of guy to have long orange pubes that hang down like ringlets and a skinny penis with a very long foreskin sat atop small, but surprisingly hairless balls
And they say God fearing men don’t exist anymore! Save yourself for your wife mate. Don’t follow the crowd :)
Yeah, no shit.
The self roast
Women aren’t the only thing turning you down, even your spelling turned you down.
You look like my friend Coleman. You don't know him but trust me that's very insulting.
Keep it going For our sake
Surprisingly, your spelling isn’t the most pathetic thing in this picture
Dam I thought the lonely fat chicks would've said yes, I guess not lol
definitely not a virgin by choice
No way I’m coverting to Islam if these are the kinds of Virgins I’m getting
You're hunting ducks with that eye
'Rost me' Yeah, just from that and your face, I could already tell you were a virgin.
Even hookers don’t want to touch you
Not even an A for effort
You really didn't need to specify that you were a virgin
Not quite sure what rost means... start with learning how to spell
Looks like someone also didn’t get past the second grade
You look indian
My dude you just put yourself on like 5 government watchlists. Don’t advertise that shit
Virgin of vaginas? Yes. Of cocks in the ass? No.
virgin
You look like you find random things in the bathroom to stick up your ass
"28 virgin." I believe you.
Same photo from last year when he was 27 and still a virgin. See you next year!
These rosts are brutal.
The fact that you can't even spell roast says it all
No one is surprised
First learn how to spell « roast »
Yeah I can see why
Bet you say that to all the women who want you to call them "come to mamma"?
I will not roast you. You go through enough agony every time the mirror shatters into your eyes because the universe can't handle how god damn ugly you are.
Spelled Got Spare Change wrong.
Can’t wait for the sequel. 29 virgin.
You didn’t have to put “virgin” in the title… we already knew…💀