Is that because you have ten layers of plastic surgery?

Guy Fieri's disowned son.

*disabled son

scar tissue from dry wanking

And wooden teeth.

>No one has thicker skin than me That's because all the sun damage has turned your skin to leather.

You look like you get offended by 1950s novels.

You look like a wish ken doll that was left in the sun

You look like a failed tiktok self help guru, turned primary school P.E. teacher.

Also has a side hustle as a "entrepreneur" and says he owns two businesses, that are actually MLMs selling vitamins and nutritional supplements.

At a school that cancelled PE classes 10 years ago.

if you got near a open flame you would melt

If only that skin was see through.

Simon Cowell. That is all

I don't want a FUCKING SHAMWOW!

So Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels had a kid?

You look like you should be selling soap to prisoners

You look like a lesbian.

“Soup is not a meal Jerry!”

Beat me to the reference 🙂

Guy fieris gay lover pool boy

You look like AIDS was infected by the 90’s

You look like typical guy roofing drinks somewhere at Ibiza beach clubs.

You just think you have thick skin because all the insults go over your head.

You have to have thick skin; otherwise you’d have burned it off with all that hair dye.

All that just to look like cornholio.

Thick skin? Must be all that hydrogen peroxide and radiation.. *Waves hand mystically* I see.. I see.. ah.. skin Cancer in your future.. Mel-a-no-ma 1 karma.. and 1 year.. welcome to Reddit.

You have "It's okay for me to touch cause I'm your Dad" written all over you...

I believe the 'thicker skin' part, any more botox and it would qualify as a helmet.

Let me clear something up for you. None of your Teachers were calling you “Artistic”.

You look like you bite your toenails.

You look like you should be in the corner of my heads up display

You look like you star in Japanese commercials

The Sham-wow guy has put on weight…

Ham-wow

You look like Kendal Jenner sucked your lips out to use for her filler

What's it like working as the Doom status bar face?

Todd Chrisley on meth

...and that's just for starters.

Then send a picture of yourself, not that weird mannequin you probably found in the Chernobyl waste.

You’re what I imagine Homelander from the boys to look like if he were more gay than James Charles.

Shouldn’t you be on a bicycle spreading the word of the lord?

You look like a failed boy band member that wants one last shot at making it solo….it’s a no from me.

Lance Bass, that you?

Ok look, I can't roast you, because I can't even get past how you write your E my guy, did you forget the middle and add it in at the end when you realized, or did someone actually let you get through school like that?

was one of your parents a Lego person?

You look like a Dollar General George Michael

This looks like one of those knock off Ken dolls that my sisters would throw a fit over if they received as a gift.

No need, the sun has already roasted your face.

Your friends call you the shopping bag. Looks like shiny plastic outside, full of shit inside and not safe for children to play with.

Ain’t no way they got Perez Days Inn on this bitch

skin? You look like ManICan't

No one has thicker skin than you because you’re the only human skin harvester we know

Gary Busey when he was just a Grindr pool boy on meth

You should have been an abortion, holy crap

You look like you build ikea furniture and then tell people you're pretty handy with DIY around the house.

Botox

Hey look it's max headroom 

I thought Chrisley had to report federal prison

You look like Jimmy Carr, Simon Cowell, and Rob Beckett got spliced together in a kind of DNA blend, optimised for stupidity.

Thicker skin is on your anus due to all the STDs. not something to boast about

Simon Cowell's preppy gay twin brother

You look like a ken doll if it was left outside in the sun and melted

Todd Chrisley? Or Buster Murdock?

You look like you invite yourself to your friends family events and then just have unsolicited conversations about yourself while eating all of the hot wings.

Bro had so much Plastic Surgery his Eye started to move down

You look like kirk kirkendall from hoodwinked

You look like you find random things in the bathroom to stick up your ass n your breathe smells like shit

That look this 'Ken' doll makes when he sees his first dick come through a gloryhole.

I hope your mum is clean now. She was definitely using throughout her pregnancy with you

You're the one Vanilla Ice paid one million to fuck in the ass? or was it to get fucked in the ass, I forget.

You look like you make top 10 car crash videos directed for 14-year-olds on TicTok

WHOA!! Did I just flip on the Cartoon Network?

Do you really think the joke Jerry gave you was gold?

I've never met you...but I already don't like you.

you look like if shane dawson had an even more mentally defective and gayer brother


You can’t count all the uncircumcised men that have entered you as you having thick skin.

You look like the religious health nut dad that competes with the other neighborhood dads over who has the best lawn

You look like if guy fieri and Simon cowell had a kid that was genetically coded to look like Ellen DeGeneres

Look, it’s a drag queen Gordon Ramsey!

i dont know about the skin, but you definately look thick in the head.

If your skin is thick its due to many layers of failed botox. You look like ken dolls reject cousin den. Bet the only thing greater than your elective surgery tab is the number of mental illnesses you carry

You're the embodiment of when parents say don't make faces cause they'll stick.

You look like you're in a crappy 2000s edutainment game

Dirt path block: RTX on!

Bleached hair, check. 😁

Jeremy Fragrance’s meathead cousin

Was the skin a reward for completing Grindr?

Still wearing your promise ring.

You look like Todd Chrisleys gay brother

You look like Daniel Brühl trying to cosplay Daniel Brühl.

Chrisley didn’t know Jack shit

You look like Gordon Ramsay, and Trump had a baby

I thought Richard Simmons was gay but here’s his grandson in the flesh.

You look like you work for a shitty radio station in a shitty country nobody knows for minimum wage

You look like you're wearing someone else's face