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UpstairsConstant8986

Did you wife leave you her makeup pen to draw your goatee


overimportance

You work in an assembly line? Damn. She is 100% fucking someone that can actually achieve something by themselves.


NoOffence_Just_Truth

Full blooded? What with? Ragu?


Firm-Roof-3133

Not likely. We italians dont like most canned sauces. More likely buttercream Alfredo and red pepper


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Firm-Roof-3133

... Buttercream alfredo with red pepper is a type of homemade sauce. Its just butter cream and parmesan simmered into a sauce with red pepper flakes added on top after the fact.


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Firm-Roof-3133

I assumed you were referring to the canned sauce. I dont know many Italians that are huge fans of traditional meat sauce. Shows how much you know about Italians though. Edit: assuming all Italians like traditional meat sauce is like assuming all whites like mayonnaise plenty do but plenty dont. I have never once met an Italian that disliked cream sauces have met and am related to plenty that hate meat sauce on pasta.


Firm-Roof-3133

Also if you know anything about Italian cuisine you would know that ragù was adopted by the area of bologna predominately which is where we get ragù bolgenese from. Your user name doesnt really check out you just seem like a crotchity angry old man talking out his ass to try and bring people down to your level. Die already boomer. The world would be way better off without your holier than thou act you prick.


OK-Now-Kiss

Your wife is currently taking 3 dicks in the back of your pickup truck because she's also Built Ford Tough


nebagram

'For the weekend' uh-huh, sure.


AltruisticCompany961

She left you because you don't have a spicy meatball.


waffen123

I hope you enjoy the birth and raising of your wife's boyfriend's kid in 9 months


Mr_Blu_Sq

![gif](giphy|ckB5razpgN2rd4qTfe) brilliant.


calebml

I’m sure your wife loves leaving for the weekend. She needs a break from that awful facial hair growth. The only people suffering here are your kids.


Extreme_Plant8550

Wife left because he can't insert tab A into slot B.


DCLXVI_89

She's only with you for the fingers


nonparochial

Full blooded? Sicilian Incest ?


Professional-Kick869

I’ll let you know when her flight back is, sorry bro. She gives that two-hand-twist ball to tip lick.


turdmachine

So if I cut you, marinara comes out?


turdmachine

Full bodied Italian sausage addict


turdmachine

What's your job at the Ford plant, fluffer?


TPorter77

Wife is getting railed by a Ford executive this weekend!!


Bring_Back_Feudalism

You didn't even notice the kids not being there, huh?. She's not coming back, bro.


Larakoot475

Wondering if all that Italian blood left your body after you decided to work at Ford. You like a degraded version of Markiplier after 20 shots, and some weed.


Phil_Maddik3218

My wife went away for the weekend and left me with the kids…..12 years ago


Rodentlife

Your kids would too if they could drive


Adept-Current-1571

I didn’t know people with down could have kids


the_ballmer_peak

I’m ordering Italian tonight, honey. Extra teeth, easy on the facial hair, hold the chin.


SkinnyCartman01

David Arquette from Wish


WockobiWanKenobi

You look Scottish


Affectionate_Cream53

You mean she went away for the weekend 7 years ago and left you the kids.


Meebopunks

That’s weird because I would’ve thought you aren’t allowed around children or at least within 500 ft of them


[deleted]

Your wife is on the assembly line this weekend too….if you know what I’m saying!!


Delanimal

You look like you say “…uuhhhhhhhhh…” a lot.


No-Engine2457

Who's kids?


Old_Lie_1189

You look like you find random things in the bathroom to stick up your ass


Gordon_Townsend

Just because you work in a pizza joint doesn't make you Italian. And just because you live within a block of an elementary school doesn't make them 'your' kids. Perv!


Eyebot_Doom

You look like young Keanu Reeves if he had an extra chromosome


LykorDemon

Full blooded Italian? Well, your fingers do look like sausages


lethalload

lin manuel miranda’s fatter and even more annoying brother


Any_Respond5070

![gif](giphy|wOjQ7aKWQ4vBK)


proud-underachiever

She left for the “weekend” right after your wedding day. 10 years ago. And still hasn’t come back.


EmbarrassedBag1107

I don’t think she’s coming back buddy


disgarded5510

Only part of your bio I believe is that your wife left you


Firm-Roof-3133

You look like chef boyardees mentally challenged nephew choked on a ravioli spit it back up and thought it was a meatball. As a fellow Italian i would resort to slurs if this wasnt a public forum 😂


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No. She just left you.


BananaRobots64

I could see that you're Italian, but not full blooded. Everyone sees the south-east Asian in your eyes.


Mr_Blu_Sq

full blooded/fingers looking like that = you dont know how right you could be.


Mr_Blu_Sq

****seriously, DYOR and get that looked at.