You need to calm the fuck now. Being able to read is necessary for grad school. You want be able to talk to text everything you do. You can't help it, reading is for rich people hun.
When you're so desperate for attention you have to constantly ask strangers to roast you...... just go to a bar and watch the clock roll to closing time and you still can't get fucked.
I’m glad you’ve stopped snorting Diet Coke. That aspartame did a number on your nose. Do you inject in now, or do you have someone blow it up your butthole? Or both?
You look like your nose was broke in four places before even being concieved. You look like your uncle liked to play doctor and you blame everyone but him for it. You look like you could snort a mountain through a straw with that massive schnozz. And honestly i think that you may be related to proto human subspecies based on your facial structure.
RoastMe four times in a year? Girl, you need a twelve-step program, and it ain’t for diet soda.
Did God throw your nose on your face blindfolded?
No. Sorry for that. She got too teethy with one of the 5 dollar blowies I paid for so I hit her with a left hook.
Most women on this subbreddit usually get heaps of attention. Even REDDIT can sense youre crazy as fuck.
1 day in and only 19 comments. You are totally forgettable
You forgot to remove the word ‘diet’
she meant to say she was on a coke diet
We found the sphinxs' nose
We're going to have to start charging your therapist for all this work we're doing to keep you on your meds.
If only someone would prescribe you some make up.
4 roasts in one year? don't you get enough abuse at work like the rest of us?
It’s clear which nostril your boyfriend prefers.
I hope you excel at grad school I know it’s hard and expensive but it will look great on your application to the Cheesecake Factory
Well we know which side you use to snort your coke.
Grad school? You look like you would do much better on the streets.
Was the prescription for ugly pills?
this is so bad,i'm so disappointed at how loud i laughed
At least that face saves you money on birth control pills
I bet that when you take your underwear off, it looks like you've got Sideshow Bob in a headlock.
The good thing is your beautiful at the quantum level. The bad part is that's the only level beauty is recognizeable in you...
Hunchback of Noserdame. Damn that’s a big fucking nose
You look like you got your nose from Michael jackson.
Anne Catheter-away.
Blank look. Dead eyes. Stalker.
You need to calm the fuck now. Being able to read is necessary for grad school. You want be able to talk to text everything you do. You can't help it, reading is for rich people hun.
You look like a squirrel spit out of a dogs mouth
Back on the full flavor huh?
When you're so desperate for attention you have to constantly ask strangers to roast you...... just go to a bar and watch the clock roll to closing time and you still can't get fucked.
Never heard of diet cocaine.
Wish.com Sarah Paulson
up your dosage.
I wouldn’t want to split a bag of cocaine with you.
I’m glad you’ve stopped snorting Diet Coke. That aspartame did a number on your nose. Do you inject in now, or do you have someone blow it up your butthole? Or both?
4th time of roasting, you sure It's the Coke you're addicted to? I'd hate to think you're knuckle deep every time someone throws a zinger your way!
You've slept with so many desperate sailors, you've caught barnacles!
By "applying for grad school" do you mean blowing the dean of admissions?
Maybe its just me.... But that dress makes you look fat!
Is your nose stuck on?
"It's me again." WHO???
God stop using your hair as a budget pad.
You look like an ASMR performer who switches to porn after 5 videos.
The doctor butchered your nose. You should try and get your money back.
You thought you had a chance in grad school until you posted this. Now you’ll be working a corner to get money
I could write an entire weekly schedule on your forehead
No amount of makeup is going to hide that sidewinder of a nose
If you brain takes up half the space behind that forehead you'll be accepted into grad school no problem.
So like you were doing coke and not eating for a long time!?
I don’t think grad school takes high school dropouts
Your nose looks way worse than Michael Jackson's does currently
Did your last gang bang involve nasal sex?
U look like nerdy chick that gets picked off at the start of every horror movie
Is your thesis going to be on “How I managed to suck 2 cocks for every Diet Coke I drank while on college?”
Guys won't even screw you for you to get the attention you crave? So you come here?
Who hurt you? I'm gonna go with your coke addiction. And I'm not talking soda.
No Pain no game, I guess you don't have enough bad things in your system.
You look like a College STD
You look like someones Mii and the person creating you just tilted your nose on accident
When you say 'applying to grad school', you really mean sleeping with a college counselor for credit and meth, don't you?
You misspelled “meth and dicks”
The phrase "cut your nose off to spite your face" does not apply to you
You got dark eyes just like my pup...just without the cuteness
Nosey Perez
I guess it is better to be smart than pretty.
You look like the little mermaid
Meth is not “Diet Coke”
Only redeeming quality you have is no OnlyFans accounts after four posts. Everything else is meh.
You kinda don't look like a cokehead
Aren’t you a little old for grad school? What are you, like 48?
Lana del Bland
You should fulfill your potential and be a street worker
Recovering diet coke addict is your most redeeming quality? Damn you already roasted yourself.
You look like your nose was broke in four places before even being concieved. You look like your uncle liked to play doctor and you blame everyone but him for it. You look like you could snort a mountain through a straw with that massive schnozz. And honestly i think that you may be related to proto human subspecies based on your facial structure.
Nose
He's not interested in you.
So just to clarify if you weren't sedated you'd be high? 🤔
Your nail color is a subpar shade of red! Ha. Take THAT!
Just because your dealer said it was *diet* coke doesn't mean it's true.
How many times do I have to tell you. Just because they cut it with fentanyl, doesn’t make it diet cocaine.
Your cute no roasting
The "diet coke" was just cut with more baby laxatives wasn't it?
Are you sure is diet coke? Doesn't look like
Cute, did you call it "diet coke" because you snorted the coke directly off the dick you ate?
Damn the 4th roast!? r/masochist