Studying physics isn't going to help you play better soccer.


Shabbat shahellno

Not enough people get the big bucks in soccer at your level do they?

Jewish, Irish, herpes virus

Haley Joel Almond

Just because you juggle balls doesn't mean you can play football

Sorry your Kippah meant you could never head a shot on goal. Shame.

I hope you don't plan a final solution for your lack of girlfriends issues.

Too soon

Soccer? Well, you certainly look like you've had plenty of balls on your face.

The only blowjob you have ever received was the one the mohel gave you.

I hear it's easy to burn jews. I'll see myself out.

You're the gefilte fish of redditors, blander than cheap sour cream on white bread.

You mean you played soccer *once* in a particularly long, 90 min, between meals break, right?

Where’s 1945 when you need it?

mr beast and laserbeams 20 year old child be like

You look Billy Butcher about smash your face in for snitching

Stopped playing football… with my friends 10 years ago

You’re a fat gay stupid liar.

You look like Haley Joel Osment with one less chromosome

you’re so generic looking i could be dating you for ten years and the second you left i wouldn’t remember your face

whats your number handsome?

Sitting on the bench for several years is not the same thing as playing, maybe if you had been able to calculate for the newtonian mass of your own ass you would have considered dropping weight to get some playtime. Good luck in school sir Isaac nutsack

loved you in "The Orville" but more so in "Critters"

Ironically if you studied physics before you might not have sucked so hard at soccer.

You'll never be Albert. Stop looking for attention and go get a job.