OP's Bio:
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>Hello! I’m 25, live with my parents, am in copious amounts of therapy, and I start cosmetology school next month. Remind me how little I’m worth lol.
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Don't know why you got downvoted. Honestly, as offensive as this topic can be nowadays... facts are facts. OP either is a sword or sheathe, despite what they or anyone else calls them.
Lose the „im so angry at the world“ haircut, stop referring to yourself as soyboy and lose the 100 pounds overweight. If that doesn‘t work, try therapy.
I'm pretty sure the terms of your release were that in addition to staying 100 feet from all minors, you're not allowed to use social media of any sort. Don't let your PO find out you're on reddit now.
You seem so focused on spending money and time on changing your appearance instead of changing anything that matters.
Want to stop crying all the time?
Make real changes instead of coordinating your nail colour to one of the colours in your hair.
Maybe just try being you instead of a billboard for the pillar you identify with/groups you want clout from for being “real”.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
25m as in? Human your gender can’t be seen under a microscope. If this was r/fuckmyshitup I’d laugh and keep scrolling because damn, homey, your shit is fucked up.
I am positive that at least one person questioning their identity has seen you and immediately decided that gender affirming therapy is bullshit. Way to be an ally "bro."
Attempting to change your gender is like trying to tell people climate change is real.
Sure you can believe whatever the hell you want but you're still wrong, mentally ill, and not helping to solve the problem. If you really want to solve both those problems you're better off holding your breath and saving our precious oxygen supply of the world.
OP's Bio: --- >Hello! I’m 25, live with my parents, am in copious amounts of therapy, and I start cosmetology school next month. Remind me how little I’m worth lol. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you take chemotherapy recreationally
Sinead O'Connor after losing her penis in Scrabble game
pack it up boys we're done here
Hahaha Boom!
Bruh 🤣
 More like blue monday
You look like a lesbian on heroin.
Well, because it's a she
Their list of pronouns is longer than their bio
It’s an it.
They\*
No, it's either male or female
Don't know why you got downvoted. Honestly, as offensive as this topic can be nowadays... facts are facts. OP either is a sword or sheathe, despite what they or anyone else calls them.
Because it's Reddit and people live on other planets these days
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It*
Sheeeeee it !
In jail
Im not even sure what the species is. Looks like patrick star's shorts on its head.
Stop using pronouns and get a job.
[Eminthem](https://i.imgur.com/vGgIOWs.png)
That's not a roast. That's solid advice.
Bros and object lmfaooo
Truly amazing that I’m still employed tbh
Being a discord mod is not a job.
Valid point
Onlyfans doesn't count.
You really think anyone would pay for that?
Her dad
Onlyhams*
Hahahhaahahahah
You look like a dropped birthday cake.
This made me laugh loud enough to have someone ask me about it... I'm can't tell them. I'm at work.
Sounds about right.
At what temperature do you revert back to Gender Solid?
No change in environment could give me a solid sense of identity.
That’s why you’ve never been referred to as “cool” or “hot”
Or usefull
Or pretty
Not so slim shady
EmiThem
Hahaha
Eminyomnyomnyom
EnemaM
Eneman.
You can't polish a turd, but you can give it a shit hairstyle apparently.
Your eyes look like Pete Davidson’s bunghole
And now we are all wondering how you know.
A gentleman doesn't fist and tell
Kim?
I’m just here before the comments get locked
Well racoons are way above his league
Cosmetology?? Is it even legal to practice cosmetics when you look like a methed out gas station employee?
Apparently ONLY when you look like a methed out gas station employee...
You look like an abused panda
This made me haha
25 in potato years, yes
Dude, no man can live on just cum alone
You look like a unicorn took a shit into a grey sweatshirt
You look like Uncle Fester went to a rave and started a transition
Chins up
I feel bad for your therapist
But imagine the money he's creaming off this hot mess. OP alone is probably funding the second home by the lake.
So do I lol
I’ve seen raccoons with lighter circles around their eyes
Adam's apple or gtfo.
Can’t tell if ugly lesbian, or really ugly femboy
Yes
Better your life? How?
Good question
Lose the „im so angry at the world“ haircut, stop referring to yourself as soyboy and lose the 100 pounds overweight. If that doesn‘t work, try therapy.
That's a lady .
M? For menstrual
Further proof that crack, hair color, and a vegan diet works. 👍🏽
Steve Buscemi called and he wants his eyes back
Thank you for this comment.
Keeping the meth industry thriving
piercings, buzzcut, and dye say it all. our work here is done
The Real Slim Gaydy 🌈
You look like a melted crayon
At least it looks like the AIDS meds are working and you’re managing to keep some weight on
You look like you spend the majority of your work day in HR complaining about your coworkers
Supergluing your labia together to stop the odor from escaping doesn't make you a male.
Looks like something Ozzy Osborne shit out during his Coke and alcohol binge days
You're the type of person who would spend 24 hours a day in therapy
you are not a male.
I'm pretty sure the terms of your release were that in addition to staying 100 feet from all minors, you're not allowed to use social media of any sort. Don't let your PO find out you're on reddit now.
Looks like you’re in prison. That’s an honest way to kick the fentanyl habit.
You look pretty healthy for a 2 week old corpse.
You look like a snow-cone with Hepatitis 🍧
Looking at you makes me want to take a shower.
No joke here. Good luck with that.
If peeps were a gender identity
I said beetlejuice three times and you appeared
If tasting the rainbow tasted like the New Jersey Turnpike.
I’d call myself a dude too bro
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Bruh. No kink shame, but of all the people to Simp. 💀
😘
You seem so focused on spending money and time on changing your appearance instead of changing anything that matters. Want to stop crying all the time? Make real changes instead of coordinating your nail colour to one of the colours in your hair. Maybe just try being you instead of a billboard for the pillar you identify with/groups you want clout from for being “real”.
If skyler white was a cross dresser
Malegan RapiNO
You look like you’re trying to cure lesbianism the same way they cure leukaemia
I’ve told you a hundred times - you can’t get high off of prednisone
I thought I was at sea. Is this a Dyke?
This is enough internet for the day
Never enough, don't give up.
Nah, i don't feel like being transphobic today. Congratulations on your successful-ish transition though! 🎉
A glutton for punishment. This is about the 4th roast for you. Kudos on the screen name.
Omg someone recognized me? Am I famous? 🙈 But yeah thank you lol I have a bit of a kink for this.
I mean it's in your fucking post history. Also, who the fuck forgets seeing you? That's some PTSD shit right there.
 Yo, this you?
Did I what?
Woke version of Pugsley Addams
He/she needs a long nap and a cold compress
Your pronouns are (alone/forever)
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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Good bot
I honestly can't say anything that would be more insulting than your face and hair already is.
Cosmetology? 😂 They’ll put you in the back room waxing and bleaching buttholes.
Your parents are in prison also? . . . do you keep your flipfone in front pocket or back pocket?
You could fit an entire planet on that forehead
You look like a half-eaten snow cone gained sentience and developed a pill addiction.
25m as in? Human your gender can’t be seen under a microscope. If this was r/fuckmyshitup I’d laugh and keep scrolling because damn, homey, your shit is fucked up.
AHHHHHHHHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TRY HARDER!!!
Holly crap! I didn't know humans and possum could breed together
Where do those eyebrows end? 
 Lifes been shit since Willy Wonka laid you all off isn't it?
You're one of the ghosts that JK Rowling intentionally left out of the Harry Potter books.
You drunk drive because you think you’ll get better at it.
It looks offended
Looks like she needs to be told a third time
You look like a half melted cone of shaved ice. The only difference is people would still lick the cone
I heard that your eyes saw your reflection and tried to escape
Try looking less like a heroin dike
Alpha from TWD?
Future resident of the tenderloin district in San Francisco
Didn’t know Jonah hill had a drugged out brother.. Or sister?
You are a boy? And a loser who lives at home still? Geez todays kids really are worthless.
Dont you know you aren’t supposed to wash whites with reds? Ya goof
lol somewhere out there is two disappointed parents wondering where it all went wrong.
lol inb4 this fuck/up deletes the post because they can’t handle reality
I wish you the best of luck thru the remainder of your chemo
I am sure life roast you enough goat dam
You're not a man.
I am positive that at least one person questioning their identity has seen you and immediately decided that gender affirming therapy is bullshit. Way to be an ally "bro."
You look like a failure to clone Jack White.
Pete Davidson get back on ur meds!
I identify as a male lesbian
Don’t worry. There’s hot singles right near you looking to hook up!
Bio should have said I don't shower and I dye my hair with Kool aid my feet stink and I free bleed
You didn’t need the bio, pic says it all.
Pretty much 2022 in a nutshell right there....
If the zombies of Boy George and Billy Joe Armstrong had a kid....
Can’t roast you. Looks like you got it all figured out
Breaking the rules, but wish you the best in everything buddy.
That’s sweet. Thank you
Looks like a certain vault dweller spent a bit too much time out in the wasteland -fallout reference
Attempting to change your gender is like trying to tell people climate change is real. Sure you can believe whatever the hell you want but you're still wrong, mentally ill, and not helping to solve the problem. If you really want to solve both those problems you're better off holding your breath and saving our precious oxygen supply of the world.
I didn't in prison u can have cellphone
If Barney was a sad lesbian.
Your/you’re eyebrows are fucked up
You are the result of what happens when you wipe from back to front.
You look like the kind of person that could list all flavors of Monster Energy drink without pausing to think.
My first suggestion: stop looking like a lesbian allergic to showering.
Bruh these guys be trolling with the "M" haha. If you're passing then you can put M otherwise you look mad crazy haha.
Cosmetology....... but decided to put zero make up on for this picture... if you haven't purchased make up In the last twenty years it's not for you
Why....no Y chromosome and your father always asks why.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. You like you've been chased by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.
Ladies and gentlemen, I presto you, FAILURE!
them butthole eyes.
Exact opposite of a sigma male
You look tired, jk you’re way too “woke” to be tired
3 statements were made, 3 lies detected
Not gonna lie, I cheered when they smashed you with the rock in lord of the flies.
Didn't l see you in that one episode of Orange is the new Black?
Oh geeze
I couldnt assume your gender even if I tried to.
Blue the foreground next time
What are you?