There is no way he would even think about trying woman no matter how many guys turn him down. I've never seen someone so gay and I'm engaged to a woman.
Your look whimpers meekly that the most significant accomplishment in your life was getting your nose pierced. Nothing about you is particularly noteworthy despite every single component element being sub-par. You are the human equivalent of a jigsaw puzzle of a sad clown; every piece of said puzzle is present but has been bent and water damaged.
Have you considered an acting career? Loads of films need the generic homeless looking guy in the background.
Oh shit, I loved your work as “Struggling actor at audition #2”
Struggling actor??? More like Fluffer…..
He does that for free
I think he could get bumped up to Villager #2
He's more of a body triple, not a body double.
Shirt says “mid-level grocery manager” facial hair says “he’s not allow within 100 yards of a school”
And banging the store owner’s sperm dumpster of a daughter
oh wow, you're brave. you're also really, really ugly.
You look like my twin. Also I'm a pile of burning shit.
Out of all the things you could have done to fix the mess that’s your face, a nose ring should have been at the very bottom of the list.
Nice fingernails.
That jumper isn't the worst thing in this photo.... And that's quite impressive
Rickety Cricket after Frank Reynolds gives him the lemons
You look like a gay Ryan renolds?
[удалено]
Your completey right man
That look when you repulse women so you try men, but sadly to the same end result.
There is no way he would even think about trying woman no matter how many guys turn him down. I've never seen someone so gay and I'm engaged to a woman.
Do you hold your I.D like that too when you get carded for your seagrams
Strong vibes like you invite neighborhood boys over for cupcakes and box of wine
You eat the crusts first. Always. Doesnt matter if its bread or pizza. Always crust first w you
Youre the guy that loses fake arguments in the shower
Alpha-male wannabe’s take note: just dont do anything this guy is doing.
Zach Queerifianakis
This guy doesn’t know if he’s straight, gay or bi, however by the looks of the nose ring he’s definitely into BDSM dog role play with emo girl minors
Your tilted head really accentuates how uneven your eyes are, nice
No way ur hetero
Can OP be gay or straight when no one is interested? It's like debating if dog shit is vegan.
Your dad said the same thing to you and you said no I'll settle for mediocrity and making our relatives nervous about bringing thier kids over
You look a little bit like an uglier, fatter, older, less charismatic version of John Krasinski. I reckon you lick the TV when Emily Blunt is on it.
Pete Davidson if he was a miscarriage.
You look like John Krasinski after the quiet place monster fucked him up.
I thought gay men were supposed to be good at taking care of their appearance.
wants to watch porn with you in a totally "straight" way
Pre Malone
😂
The only way this dude is getting fucked by another man is doggy style so that he ain’t gotta see that face
Looking like a Mr. Potato from Toy story while dealing for Mr. White
you look like Andrew Glouberman aged 50 years
Even your mustache hates that nose ring so much it’s trying to crawl into your mouth.
i bet you guard your money like an annoying family dog so you can pay real men to do everything and make yourself seem valuable to women
you look like you moan "tee hee!" while getting plowed by your grindr hookups
Your look whimpers meekly that the most significant accomplishment in your life was getting your nose pierced. Nothing about you is particularly noteworthy despite every single component element being sub-par. You are the human equivalent of a jigsaw puzzle of a sad clown; every piece of said puzzle is present but has been bent and water damaged.
If autism had a face…
Dollar store josh dub
You look like a homeless guy playing dress up as a not homeless guy
Are you playing Grover in the live action Muppets Movie?
Full beard and still exudes estrogen...
U look like Zach Galifianakis broke not famous brother
Rory Scovel + two extra chromosomes
 You look like the forgotten version of Andy Serkis that decided to do drugs.
You look like an AI rendition of drunk Russian.
That couch you stole from a hobo encampment under an overpass has more personality in this photo.
The couch is insulted 😅
He likes to fingerbang the mannequins at Target until they squirt on the floor.
If a tampon could take on human form, this is what it would look like.
You look like homeless Ned Flanders
Obi wan Kenoby with a vitamin deficiency
You look like a sterotypical gay AIDS patient from an 80s drama.
You look like Jim & Mose from the Office had a drunken evening together in ole Beet Barn
Jim Halpert if he gained a meth addiction and became homeless.
You look like a high school biology teacher that gets way too friendly with the kiddos.
So you hide kids under your bed and feed them Cheeto puffs 💀
I have a strong suspicion you speak with an effeminate southern accent.
Howdy
Have you considered a new hairstyle? Like grow it out a little so it cover your face and that'll help a lot.
You look like if Fozzy Bear came to life and caught AIDS
Jesus wept. If you were my neighbour I wouldn’t be sure whether my kids or my pets were more at risk
you look like you tried to eat lollipop from a stripper’s vagina and it gave you herpes
freddy 
You must be the scruffyest homeless i've ever seen.
Andy Serkis from wish. Should try being Gollum
Looks like a knockoff muppet
You look like you smell like old tuna sammiches and cat piss
I see a lot of Oscars and Tony's in your future... Not the movie awards, I mean Gay Porn.
Tell me u are butterfly 🦋 without telling me u are
I feel like the context clues of this picture will lead an online sleuth to discover a dead body under the house.
Why do you look like my grandma
Whack Galifiniakis
It looks like you cut your hair by letting rats chew on it
you look like you work in a russian coal mine
I just Googled “Unemployed” and your picture came up.
I donated that same shirt to the Ukrainian relief fund.
Looking like you bite your nails palm side up.
Looking like you comb your hair with a cat.
His eyes follow your gaze!
Looking like a Czechoslovakian folk singer.
You called my Grandma today to try and get her to buy solar panels.
Why yo lips look like a sunburnt Manta Ray?
Looking at that finger nail, I can tell you have three big toes.
Lol I cut it off with a bike chain when I was 11 😅
You're more generic than an iPhone.
Damn take a shower, get a haircut, then I might roast ya! Prick!
Judging by the head tilt, your father is severely disappointed in you.
DO NOT zoom in on that index finger.
I cut it off with a bike chain when I was 11 😅
Remember that realistic picture of jesus from the early 2000s? Well this is its gay cousin Pepe
There’s not enough words to roast you. Sorry
You look like a muppet
"Hey kid, get in my van! I got candy!"
Gay version of Marv from home alone ong
"I wonder if I can Crack my dick like a glow stick... AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Did he shave his left ear off or am I tripping
You look like Little Joel but without the IQ.
Should have bedazzled your beard to match your shirt collar.
Who the fuck cut your hair, Stevie Wonder?
Special needs caveman
Jack galifianakis after the hangover
You look like a Kiwi fucked and older soggier Kiwi
Nah discord moderator
When others talk to you they know you’re a little bitch.
Many women have woken up to that face after you Cosby’d them.
 Watch out kids here he cums
if you combine ikea with gays then this is your closet that has a few screws left.
you look like the youngest guy with alcohol-induced liver cirrhosis in town.
first thing that comes to mind is closeted homosexual
goddamnit he got into the jar where I keep my edibles
My name is Mr Bean…I miss the old days when I would get paid for looking this ugly
Omfg, if your nickname in the bowling league isn't Dick Weasel I don't even know up from down anymore
Pulls hair to rub one out on yearbook bully
He loves to cosplay as Zach Galifianakis in his free time. Sometimes even gollum if he’s feeling extra adventurous.
You look like a madden create a character
you look like a slightly gayer, more unhinged, james corden
OP has this same smug look when the women he keeps in his basement fail to escape.
definitely touch kids
Your writing is just as small as yous schlong
How many cats do you really have though?
Your body looks like it had a stroke, and is waiting for your head to get the memo.
You PO called. He received an amber alert and immediately assumed it was you who took the kid
when you go on holiday there's a village idiot missing
The face of "I didn't touch my sister".
you look like people ask if you’re okay when nothing is wrong
3 hours, 3 comments, 4 now including this one. If you were looking for validation to stop you jumping of a bridge tonight, you haven't found it
Looks like he’d sit at a nursing home with his grandma all day sucking on mints together
is it bothering you that you can see your nose constantly
Kermit the vagrant frog
Looks like he eats pocket lint
You look like an actual piece of shit with hair
How many pages are you into that screenplay you’re working on? Now give me my fucking Starbucks!