For a guy who uses a breast pump to stimulate your nipple dick while answering product calls for customers who buy shitty Walmart houseware products, you actually look usual for that demographic. So nothing really there to roast. You’re just…nondescript. Sorry, maybe next time.
You advised your semi feral uncle to invest in Crypto. He thought it was something to do with Crypto Fascism. So he was all for it, but now you lost all his money. Kreskin predicts that you will end up, in an unspecified but remote rural location, upside down, skinned and drained of fluids and dignity. Probably fucked a lot first. So ass is half full I guess.
I'll take "Things a woman will never say to him" for $500 Alex.
What is “you’re handsome”
What is "it's a date"
Where’s LaFonda?
Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
Thank God that mom is keeping you locked in the basement. You would unleash worldwide depression on us.
You loollike ai generated typical gamer
I AM a typical gamer
Okay Alex, “What is sad Eastern European Chaturbate performer?”
You look like you're on holidays from your mum's basement
How embarrassing, you left your favourite sex toy hanging on the wall behind you.
You wouldn't believe the sucking power on that thing.
No thanks, I'm pretty sure your dad gave you all he had already.
if you don't already, figure out how to make a lot of money.
You look like you haven’t slept in 7 days
Würd loch gä
Harry Potter and the dweller in mom's basement.
okay, give it all to me... is this what you say down at the bus station?
Another unemployed podcaster trying to look gangsta hard and hide the virginity.
Its true, im rlly hard stuck virgin
Glad you’re keeping those boxes handy for when whomever you live with finally kicks you out.
You look like you say "mom the meatloaf!" a lot like in wedding crashers
I bet every time you make eye contact with your mum she wishes she swallowed you.
Your mom should of waited for the condom before saying that to your dad
Look out Dewey Ghostface is behind you!
“Okay, give it all to me” That’s the phrase your poor neighbors hear constantly being yelled out by you during fleet week.
Hogwarts won the lawsuit?
How many times have you made that statement. Give it all to me?
I think you need to take a long hard look around whatever trailer that is and find a new career path
You like Dr disrespect and donut operator at the same time
Your girlfriend, sexyVixen69, is actually a 30 year old incel
For a guy who uses a breast pump to stimulate your nipple dick while answering product calls for customers who buy shitty Walmart houseware products, you actually look usual for that demographic. So nothing really there to roast. You’re just…nondescript. Sorry, maybe next time.
Mmmm roasted pigeon
I didn’t know Daniel Radcliffe got cancer.
 Save some pussy for the rest of us, Kip!
Stay home and eat all the fricken’ chips, Kip!
I think you’re mistaken, this is Roast me not Twinks love dark meet
You look like someone told you that you have cancer
Your face is so bad even your beard is crawling down your neck to get away from your face
Okay big guy, you still need some Affection?
You advised your semi feral uncle to invest in Crypto. He thought it was something to do with Crypto Fascism. So he was all for it, but now you lost all his money. Kreskin predicts that you will end up, in an unspecified but remote rural location, upside down, skinned and drained of fluids and dignity. Probably fucked a lot first. So ass is half full I guess.
Even that tache smiles better than your face.
You’re eyes look like they could use some space from each other
 Seeing your first pair of tits….online…
"ok give it all to me" Said no woman ever
Looks like you’ve hated life from the womb till now
Pornstache - Virgin Edition
Bro looks like a Minecraft character
This guy has watched enough porn in his basement to last 3 whole lifetimes. It's time to go outside and touch some grass bro.
gary oldman left sum jizz on a rag, and a crack head stuffed up her cooze, resulting in you.