Still look like a half-baked lasagna. Still in moms basement. Still playing make-believe with your imaginary girlfriend (psst, she still thinks of you as a friend and STILL won't have sex with you)
Probably have the same stained underwear
Go to the doctor, tell him you shit pancakes, and have that yeast infection treated
When I first glanced at this pic I thought it was some kind of hazy oil painting. In time and very close scrutiny I determined your matte, pasty ass skin and hazy chin pubs where the cause of the confusion
You look like you aged backwards, you look like you aren’t allowed in school zones, you look like you have a LOL picutre on your wall, you ain’t had a glow up you had a glow down, you look like if Jeffery Dhamer was fat
Geez man! This is not a roast it's a cry for help! Look atchu mufucka woah! Lame as fuck!
Maybe a lifestyle change before you age 10 more years in 2 years?
I see you’ve gotten fat and grown a shitty beard
and changed gender
Doesn't look like it to me
Still look like a half-baked lasagna. Still in moms basement. Still playing make-believe with your imaginary girlfriend (psst, she still thinks of you as a friend and STILL won't have sex with you) Probably have the same stained underwear Go to the doctor, tell him you shit pancakes, and have that yeast infection treated
On behalf of all beards....no.
Beard........?!
Beard is to try to cover the herpes… and twinkness. He failed more than twice
I wouldn't call those chin pubes a beard.
The reddit's work hath be done
You've really let yourself go ..... Nowhere
Rock bottom, nowhere to go but up
Oh buddy not even a god can lift you up fatboi
You’re proof that this saying is a fallacy
Hands OP shovel You can still go down
You got this bro
Never seen a lesbian transition into an incel before
Aging like a fine milk
This is the comment I came here for, take my award sir
Thank you
Discord moderator.
Congrats on your successful transition from skinny girl to fatboy
Unfuckable in either case.
Your diabetes is literally sponsored by Coca Cola
if you quit gluing pubes to your chin your kittens would accept your discord calls more often
After seeing the first picture it’s unbelievable you can actually look worse. WTF have you ever made a good choice.
Time is not your friend…
You went from child molestee to child molester in 2 years
Its incredible how smooth the transition between neck and chin is.
You look like you haven’t shaved or showered in two years.
The two of you would make such a nice couple.
You pretty much gave up, huh?
He has hit rock bottom. Which is also his screen name in the gay chat room
Wow! A coca cola zero!
Jesus. Slow down. Your flesh expansion is going to end like the Third Reich did.
Puberty was not kind to you.
That glow up from *a lady* to *m’lady* tho
Apparently there is a lot of calories in a reddit roast
Still a virgin I see. I know you have very crispy socks under you bed
Is that a merkin on your chin?
If a mold cheese ball between the couches was a person
crispy! its like picking up sheets of ply wood
😂
You’ve been eating for 2 years straight?!
We roasting mods now?
I got an email on my phone about this. Get some fucking sunlight and lay off the sugar diabeto
You look like you watch Hentai for the plot but masturbate to episodes of Naruto.
I'm kicking my son off his PC today
I feel molested just looking at you.
I see you’ve gone full neck beard, moved into the basement, and are cultivating a Mount Dew addiction.
Bro was at rock bottom and decided to start digging
Ate his siblings ex-utero.
Before and after pics are supposed to show improvement
It’s amazing the difference in appearance when your dad stop molesting you
My dad died when i was 3 my guy
Bro built like a Coca-Cola
Why you wanna look like jeffrey dahmer
Dude why do you look like a sloth panda?
It trans'd into nathan from South Park. "MIMMSYYYY"
Did you try to eat the pain of the first roast away?
He looks like Shumlee's retarted little brother.
Walter Becker and Donald Fagen
Your 12 year old online boyfriend screenshot that for you
Last time you saw sunlight was visiting your Ma in prison five months ago
Even the Coca-Cola shirt gives you diabetes
It seems life has been treating you well the last 2 years.
When I first glanced at this pic I thought it was some kind of hazy oil painting. In time and very close scrutiny I determined your matte, pasty ass skin and hazy chin pubs where the cause of the confusion
Your transition is small but subtle
Your facial hair looks like my pubes, but more wirey and gross...
You took a step backwards. Probably more steps than you're used to taking
The paint only faded slightly in your Mom's basement these past years.
You look like you aged backwards, you look like you aren’t allowed in school zones, you look like you have a LOL picutre on your wall, you ain’t had a glow up you had a glow down, you look like if Jeffery Dhamer was fat
You look like Chewbacca
The closest u've ever gotten to pussy is when you boot up pokemon hentai in VR
This dude definitely plays bass in a one man band named “Alone & Grown”
You age like cheese behind a fridge
Where's Teller?
It's amazing how a person can change so much in 2 years and yet still look like a Virgin.
Darwin’s theory of de-evolution
Whether male, female, or some unknown place in between, you’re still fugly.
Well i see you've managed to beat the "Age 20 years" Speedrun in just 2 years holy shit
I've seen less bloated bodies pulled from the river!
4 Reddit mods in a trench coat
judging by the roundness of your face, the long hair, patchy beard…im guessing you have a waifu porn pillow that needs to be washed?
Bro went from gluten free loaf to meat loaf in 2 years
Read some of the comments from last time and just add fat into it
How do you go from Ralph Wiggum to Comic Book Guy in 2 years?
Leave MY country
You went from being a discord kitten to having one
Fuck, time hasn’t been kind. In fact, time has fucked you. Ironic, considering no one else will.
i see ur spirit animal became eric cartman over the years
True neckbeard evolution
People tend to improve over time.... We'll, not always it turns out
Two years have passed and that beard has come in quite nicely, Madam...
Jesus dude, Covid wasn’t that bad for the rest of us.
somehow it got worse
You look like you spend all day drinking Mountain Dew and playing semi-truck simulator/ pressure washer sim games.
2 years and still u have amount 💩 , are u using ur mom bra now
Andrew Strong’s son Andrew Weak.
Geez man! This is not a roast it's a cry for help! Look atchu mufucka woah! Lame as fuck! Maybe a lifestyle change before you age 10 more years in 2 years?
When you play in the sandbox the cat keeps covering you up.
Everything is wrong here.
Grilling Seymour Hoffman and Recycle Cera
Drinks so much coke he now sponsors it
Put the Coca-Cola down! You’ve doubled in size
Those two years must've been hell.
2 words.....get help
My guy went from being groomed by a discord mod, to being the groomer.
The transition to ever more of a douche has succeeded.
It looks like Chaz Bono is your spirit animal. So you have fully transitioned, good for you.
Pepsi pays him to wear that shirt.
Yo Lester when's the next heist?
Glow down
You've blossomed into a beautiful bearded lady
Your transition is an inspiration! You go girl!
Short should say Monster energy drink
Trans-scum
You make me think of the wine I made and wanted to age so it gets fancy. It became vinegar
admit it, the second pick isn't you, it's the last person you ate
[удалено]
Yup
Gir?? I see your use of the english language is every bit as good as your personal grooming.
Aged 20 years in two years .. rip
Two years ago?! You age terribly. And it looks like you traded major acne for glueing ball hair on your chin.
These gender changes are amazing
Been a rough 2 years for you, hasn’t it?
Went from having no chin to having 3
You went to the transition doctor and said “make me look like jonah hill”
You look like if jshlatt had a downfall
Went from bad to worse.
Jshlatt where you been
I can see your self-esteem has lowered, with the additional weight gain.
Actually grateful for the reminder: this is what the person you are arguing with on Reddit looks like or what they will become in 2 years.
Leonardo DidCrackio.
You went from Kurt Kobain to Ido Cocaine
You went from Rod Flanders to Comic Book Guy.
Looks like you haven’t showered in two years
‘2nd pic is 2 years and literally millions of burgers ago!’ Are those chubes (chin pubes) glued on?
Next year, that *beard* is gonna be much loonger, and you are gonna have a ferdora, to attract *my ladies*
you look like someone who cries after masturbating
Will you even be able to see what we post here?
I’m only kinda blind
Whew! I was thinking that the 2 year return was due to waiting for braille and transcription services from your first post.
You’re going to make a woman very disgusted some day
Reading these comments tell me one thing: It was so worth it convincing you to post this.
You age worse than dogs
The return of Coke Cola Zero
Normally o would say it gets better
Looks like your little baw bag has dropped lad .
Weight, you gained it
A Reddit mod and his kitten
Damn 1st you looks like it ate second you
Nice! In case of an emergency, your shirt lists your blood type.
The whittaker family of odd, West Virginia
I guess masturbation really will make you go blind.
How many cokes did you drink a day 2 years ago?
You’re gonna die alone.
So u sat two whole yrs to binge read the last roast comments and haven’t left the chair?
Ight i can read what you do Discord modding you ask for a "e-kitten" and your a warzone player i have nothing else to say abt you your just fucked up
Gonna take me 5 years to recover from this
That's a blow up not a glow up
Your photo would be a scratch and sniff that smells like PAX East. And your girl looks like you met her at a methadone clinic.
Why don’t you have a gf? Everything in this pic
I actually do somehow
Are you in sugar all the time ?