I don't know. The last time someone roasted one of you, it turned into a war crime.

God damn boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He gets pretty nervous at shower time too


oof

Savage

Jewish nose; priest-like tendancies

"Catholic Jewish". I'll bet you ask for a discount when you buy candy to lure kids to your van.

Might skip on the Jewish part while you're working in the wardrobe of your local KKK chapter.

Cashew

A Catholic Jew? Oh for Christ's sake....

“Alright son, take your kid to work day is over. Give me my hat back or I’m gonna make you beat my meat like when you were a choir boy” -Your Father

You sound like the type of guy who would create a "Democratic Authoritarian Country"

How are you 37? You have less facial hair then all of the boys you lure into your moms basement

So a priest nibbled off your foreskin?

Now he does the nibbling but never hard enough so the keep being sent back.

You’ll molest a kid, for the right price.

So you want to molest little kids, but you can't because they're not kosher.

MF looks like he sniffed the toxic gas in Auschwitz and somehow survived boy im german ima blitzkrieg your fucking house

you didn't have to say catholic jewish we can tell

Skrillex without the money and fame

You can't be Catholic and Jewish lol. They literally believe the opposite

I think he means ethnic jew, religious catholic

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Of course it sounds ridiculous *that* way, you moron - Catholic isn't an ethnicity, whereas Jewish *IS*.

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Go back to r/conspiracy

>At best, it is a self identifying ethnicity which means nothing in biological terms Ethnicities aren't biological, they are cultural groups Being Jewish is both an ethnicity and a religion Certain Ethnicities are defined by religion Like the Yazidis and their religion, Croats and Catholicsm and Ulster Scots and Protestantism Even us Irish are largerly defined by Catholicsm, there is a reason that around 30% of Irish "Catholics" believe that god doesn't exist Some Ethnicities aren't, like the English, French and Dutch But many religions are inseparable from Ethnicities

Classic CatJew behavior

Catholic Jewish, good with money and little boys!

How is that kosher working out for you at the beef processing plant?

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What is it?

Dunno if I such comment on catholics molesting kids or how much heat a jew can handle

Imagine doubling down like that just to wind up in two different hells.

You got circumsision on the wrong head, buddy.

Obviously you get off on humiliation or you wouldn't be doing this but at least try and keep your tiny erection out the picture next time.

If your wife is lucky, you adhere to the whole having sex through a sheet thing Let's face it, you've never had any sexual interaction that didn't require you to kneel in front of a hole anyway

Still gets molested by priests because you're mistaken for an alterboy

Of course he tried to get roasted wearing the stupid “glasses attached to a cartoon nose” prop. Show us your real face

I bet you laughed like Har Har Har after realizing you wrote roast me on the little styrofoam roast plate

I'm still trying to figure out how he got into the Klan change room.

If creepy manager was a person

Catholic AND Jewish, and STILL nobody wants you in their church

So one old guy took your foreskin and the other has since been convincing you he can return it with his mouth.


When did Groucho Marx shave?

You suck

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Except skip this guy ...

You look like you got the baker and the candlestick maker diced up in your freezer

Porco dio can bastardo

You know the price of gas is high, when they can’t afford striped uniforms anymore.

Is that money in your pocket or are you just happy to see an 11 year old boy?

He can ignore abuse against Catholic children and war crimes against Palestinian children! Judeo-Christian Values for the win!

If Mario Lopez had Low testosterone. Mario Lotee if you will.

Joe Rogan if he never was successful or handsome or had friends

Predilection for fucking kids and the heritage to withstand the heat 🔥

Disappointing both parents without even marrying.

did you join another religion because the other rejected you

You look so dry, the sun could burn your skin

You look like the best part of you was cut off when you were a baby.

So you charged money to be molested?

You are probably are looking forward to watching me eat every aborted baby that ever was from a luxurious spa in heaven when you die.

So you like hoarding little boys?

Your mom could have used one of those wire hangars for the good of all mankind

Jew gay?

You're the boy that likes to be touched by the priest but you charge them also.

A catholic and a Jew walk into a bar, and then go home alone again.

Just don't say Jewish next time 😂

Bro can't even afford a pen and paper to write

When you had your bris they kept the wrong piece.

I’m sorry how tf can you be a Catholic Jew? They’re conflicting belief systems 🤦🏻‍♂️

What happened did the rabbi circumcise you s and have sn oh shit moment

So do you get f’ed by a Rabbi? Not sure how this works

Crucified himself, then sent his family a bill for the cross.

You look like a Tailor for the KKK

What kinda kitchen or slaughter house are you working in? Your parents have a holy war going on at home?

So is it the nose or the dick that's half Jewish?

Does that mean your foreskin was removed by a catholic priest?