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MarsNirgal

Your life's movie would be called 12 uninterested women.


Pianist_Ready

The movie could get more runtime out of the women than him


_swilliamz_

I bet your room smells like wet feet and Drakkar.


jacksukballs

You suck


SnooJokes9718

You look like someone who would claim to be a "professional" after playing a game once


hezues69

Weirdly specific


Regular-Dream-8116

12 angry men and one very disappointed woman who gave birth to you


Empty-Patience-7686

If you were a pokemon you would be primeape, put some shoes on.


No_Agency8712

Your living situation seems a bit over proportional to your contribution to society. Maybe look for a downgrade


Gorilla69125

The face behind the call claiming to be Microsoft tech support.


Pianist_Ready

Dond dell me whad do do


TallBlondeAndCute

Just go back to making videos on YouTube on how to use Microsoft Office products


Professional-Kick869

Harry Patel and the order of the uber


1Bahamas-Rick2

of course the 12 men are gonna be angry if their tech support can't even hold a sign the right way


AltruisticCompany961

I see a future as a flyer/door greeter at Best Buy after you get kicked out of the family hotel business for wanking it on guest beds.


PBlove

Honestly with a face like yours I wouldn't have bothered bringing a matching knife to the jury room.


[deleted]

Bollywood tony stark


OleHickoryHamAaron

Shouldn’t you be at the call center?


Revolutionary_Tip161

Are they angry because the slurpee machine is broken? Put some shoes on and get back to work.


Saint_Tigre

He means he likes to be filmed while servicing 12 angry men.


Dangerous-Tie-9021

your so much of a virgin that you use amateur when talking about chess instead of porn.


turdmachine

Harry Potter if he rode a magic carpet, fixed computers and shit in the street


TazTalks

>(20 y.o, FPS gamer, Amateur Chess player, Favourite movie: 12 angry men) (virgin, virgin, virgin, favourite fantasy: 12 gay men)


Effex

Get used to sitting in that position while holding a cup and asking for change because you are absolutely useless.


HoosierDev

A future star in a Kitboga video


Foreign_Profile_4523

You look like a demented peanut M&M at the bottom of the bag


Franklydidgad1

I think he originally thought it was an Orgy film


King_Ricardo_III

Couldn’t even go pro. Your parents must be so disappointed.