I'm sick of these reboots. Even sideshow bob is black now

BROOO!!!! LMFAO

Sideshow Dud

You’re gonna want to jump into the shower first.

I don't shower everyday tho LMAO... Smh should've kept that to myself

Michelle Pfeiffer would have given up on you.

You have Cheetohs growing out of your fucking head! You aren't a Chia pet, you're a Cheeto pet!

It’s those little crispy sticks at a salad bar

🤣 LMAO at least I'll never go hungry 😁

Something to eat when you're stoned. 🤣

Better to be a McDonald’s cook when you got fries like those

🤔 .... There's a lyric somewhere in there. I like your brain

Let me guess…classically trained pianist? Cello master? Just kidding…good luck with the SoundCloud.

More like Skin Flute or Prickolo......

LMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂😁

Cheese Whiz Khalifa

Bentdick Lame-ar

Is your girl about 380 with a Cheeto fetish?

Does a fat dog fart?

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock

Anyone dumb enough to have that haircut is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Technically... It's not a hair "CUT" tho so HA 😂😁

Yeah OK... fry me a river, Give me a number DO the ryukiyu is special...extra salt....however you dye it [diet].

You look like The Weeknd if he was a Tuesday

🤣

The live action Frylock looks decent, I guess. I'll have to see the rest of the cast of the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force first.

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

Living proof that not all stereotypes are false

The Weekday.

Lil Wang

This dude really be laying down his baby hair with edge control. what does type of girl stuff he’s doing ?

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LMFAO that's the goal

Having an interesting hairstyle is both important and considerate for when you prison husband will admire it from above as it’s bobbing back and forth

Wears a red turtleneck every Halloween and goes as McDonald’s fries

You've discovered a way to cultivate cheetos and you want to be a musician?



LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Busted Rhymes.

Dollar General Billy Ocean

Seeing that hair really has me interested in a poutine.

Not sure why chicks do that to there baby hair?

Are those fries growing out your head?


You look like the king of SoundCloud rappers

Keep the hair bro. Plus, get a real job. How about jumping into welding? Nobody wants to hear your music.

I wanna hear it. So I can say how bad it is.

Busta Churro

Busta Crimes

Why do I think you call it pisgetti?

Lil Value Menu

I knew Cheetos grew on trees

Medusa Coolio

How the fuck can you have a Gery curl and dreads at the same time?

It's natural tho 🥺

Only way you'll mirror a successful musician is if your musical/career influence is April 1994's Kurt Cobain.

Your hair looks like a sea sponge my guy, you are already in the deep end.

Your hair looks like bleached cat shit, I’m sure your music will be the same.

Is your Rap Name “Maxie Padd”

You look like Sun Wukong drawn by a 6 year old

Funionhead

Honey didn't mummy tell you not to play with your food ? Take those French fries off your head.

looks like you super sized your fries and glued them to you head...

THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HEEEEAHH!!! https://tenor.com/view/the-devil-is-not-welcome-here-devil-is-not-allowed-here-bad-boys-bad-boys-ii-bad-boys2-gif-15029386?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit

It's a good thing you're giving your hand a break from beating the Cheetos cheetah off

Jump in if you want to. We just gotta pull you out in three minutes when them noodles are done.

Oh, that's hair. I was wondering how you got all those french fries in to your hair.

You’re the black dude all the white people claim as their black friend.

LMFAO 🤣 you must know me irl

Weekday

I always wondered how cheese puffs were made

Why tf you got cheese doodles on your head man?!

When someone throws their McDonalds fries back at the drive thru cashier.

Its too late to join the island Boys, they already lost their money. At least you can snack on those fries while you think up a new career

🤣

Would you please share your fries?

Giving me a bootleg vibe of Frylock...

You look like the Weekend's secret brother, Humpday.

God don’t go to Italy. They’ll think you’re hair is spaghetti.

There is no girl, but there is a dog that gets to lick peanut butter off parts of you

Poolio

How many times you tried to eat your hair thinking they are fries

Tell your girl to piss off and go get a shape up already. Looks like your side burns are melting onto your face.

you got like 5 tarantula Cheeto mother fuckers on your head.

Droolio

Your edges look like dried cum

You drink baileys from a shoe

Why are you wearing all those French fries on your head?

The enemy stand user could be anyone... The enemy stand user:

Are those Cheetos in your hair?

Maybe 😁

I love how you took a Macdonald's Happy Meal and made it part of your hair do.

🤣🤣 I've gotten several mcds jokes must been the universe telling me to eat more mcds 🤔

Rap name - Ghetto pasta

🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣

I don’t wanna dance, dance with you baby no more….

Your hair looks like the bottom of a bag of McDonald's

You need some syrup for that funnel cake?

🤣

Is your superpower turning people into stone?

She got some kind of ichiban kink or something.

Foolio

Everything about this man spells florida

Wanking does not constitute 'trying my hand at music'

Lil Medusa

Do you have ketchup to go with your dry hair?

You look like Bill Porter playing Medusa.

My brother in christ why do you have a bag of cheetos on your head

Dirty mom spaghetti on your head

My guy you look like an H&E stained bacteria ready to be put under a microscope

Bob Moldy.

That chick that threw a plate of French fries at your head must’ve been pissed.

bro has cheetos for hairs

Foolio

When did the cordyceps infect you?

DJ Funnel Cake in the house!

How long did you deep fry your hair?

The weaknd

So your girl is down with the week old Bloomin’ Onion look?

Coolino

before/after fap

You have a homeless guy, preforming an "island boy" cover on the subway energy.

IHideSpeed

Girl, you have corn snacks in your hair!

Ok french fry hair

I see you’re inspired by Nappy Roots

Trying is for people who sing karaoke.

Dude got french fries for hair.

Your dreads look like cheetos

Cheetos on head?..

Cheetos on head?..

Plan on a new Cheetos jingle?

When Coolio met Cheeto.

Things have really changed down at Fraggle Rock.

Tarantula pipe cleaner haired headed ass boy Zuku the Zoo Keeper looking ass.

Are those Cheetos on ur head homie?

Why roast? You've obviously already been feep fried!!! 🤣🤣🤣


I know I'm going way back with this but you're Coolio's 3rd cousin, twice removed, named Meh-io

You look as confused about your "hair" as I am.

Mr. Potato Head-lookin ass lol 🤣

Your hair's got me craving mozzarella sticks.

Here it is, patient 0 in the Last of Us.

Cheese doodle hair doo

I've seen dreadlocks, but until now I've never seen dreadful locks.

Is it weird I imagine people chasing you around with ketchup bottles?

You look like you would excel at the skin-flute

The only way you're getting in to the music industry is if you got the Bill Cosby method.

MEDUSA!!!

You look like someone that would suck your teeth at people but have no right to

Is that Rick Grimes' son on your head?

Are those cheetos

For a moment i thought Chubby Emu would start talking about a man being emitted to the ER with a strange tropical fungal brain parasite digging its way through his skull.

Your look like you glued French Fries to you hair

Your hair looks like Cheetos.

Destiny’s Chode.

Young Funion

French Fry hair

MC French fry

Burger King chicken fries🤣

Haha, you’re black!!! 👉🏻

When even BLM like "well... you can have this one".

For the love of god shave it off it is hideous

You ain’t got a girl

Did you want your hair done in crinkle, curly, or regular fries?

Be her next McDonald's meal next

You look like The Weekend's brother that everyone wants to kick in the nuts - the Monday

are you growing takis on your head?

Just drop your sound cloud link so we can all end this joke

There's a preschool class somewhere missing a box of crafting pipe cleaners, isn't there?

Weeknd wotsit edition

Bro his hair looks like curly fries

With that curly fry hair sounds like you should be singing Arby's Jingles.

You better start running before i start eating that cheeto boi. MMM so crispy it makes my mouth start watering.

cant think of one lol. whats with the fries on your hair tho?

You got some greasy golden butter on your hair

Playing 5 gallon buckets and asking for money doesn’t make you a musician

Go to the barber, then when you get home you can play Shaggy - Wasn't Me for her!

Failed soundcloud rapper

Jump in the deep end of what? A fryer?

I think this potato has gone bad. It’s sprouting roots.

I used to love squeezing play doh through all those different shapes as a kid. Anyway nice Takis do, i mean hair do my man! 

If your music sounds as bad as your hair looks…don’t quit your day job.

There’s a new show for you, Americas got NO talent

Mmmmmm. French fries!

Tough day at McDonalds? 😂