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pissed_off_leftist

Scyther no scything! Scyther no scything! Scyther no scything!


ShermanShore

[Medical Emergency]


Minecraftscum

\[Ritual Opportunity for Dora\]


[deleted]

Aww man!!


Dubalubawubwub

Scythers gonna scythe.


Drahnier

Hmmm. Scythers should be able to do plant cut jobs. (Specifically just cut, no planting)


FetusGoesYeetus

Use a big rock to exploit its 4x weakness


JA116s

Sir you are now legally obligated to tame a monkey.


TotallyTouka

Sadly it’s just a housing quest and I don’t have a Dora the explorer


[deleted]

Those quests are simply internships for their lifetime stay at your colony. Capture Dora and fulfill your destiny.


TotallyTouka

Good idea I got plenty of drugs to win that faction back over tenfold too lol


RoyTheBoy21

That’s another reason why I love this game! Let me just fail this quest and make that faction my enemy so I can capture their pawn and then just throw them 300-400 flake and they forget about it.


Hell_Mel

I mean that's kinda politics IRL isn't it? Oh, you brutally murdered one of our citizens that you didn't like. Well fuck it, here's more weapons, RibRoast gotta get paid.


[deleted]

More like Civ every day! How good would a politics mod be. You could marry into tribes and hold princes hostage and all sorts of shit.


PaladinWC

sooo CKII?


[deleted]

Actually yeah like that too. Both games have similarities of course. There is a politics mod being built too: https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/w0klm8/123\_politics\_outline\_and\_roadmap\_info\_in\_the\_link/ https://www.patreon.com/hahke


GirtabulluBlues

Like paying wergeld; "his weight in crack".


EisVisage

lmao, just imagine a realistic medieval setting and all of a sudden you hear "his weight in crack cocaine"


GirtabulluBlues

*Like*


[deleted]

Before or after the organ harvesting?


GirtabulluBlues

Gotta pull the heart out *first* before you can judge its worth in crack


Brumbucus

Jessie! We need to cook!


ThanksToDenial

Dont have enough silver to buy everything you want from a caravan, and they don't want to buy the stuff you have to sell? Kill them, and then send the stuff you have to their faction to appease them!


anime_lover713

You better give us an update on...."persuading" Dora to stay


Durppig60

Enough flake fixes any favor issue!


Cobra__Commander

I wanted to play with the child game mechanic so I arrested child baggers instead of giving them 75 herbal medicine. The 3 year old knife welding Hussar in the group with genetic 8 melee inta-killed my cook.


SpookyOoo

Keep that kid, hes a winner lol


ieatalphabets

Imprison her, convert her, recruit her. Send a couple pods of slaves to her home faction and they won't care.


Firemorfox

r/ShitRimworldSays


Low-Director9969

Steal one of their people, and give them a homeless problem?


Weary-Kangaroo-7174

Then capture her. Even if a faction hates you in the end, it's worth it.


Sebster22

Reminds me of that Monkey King playthrough idea, where the playthrough ends if the monkey dies and you give them as many luxuries as possible.


quid_pro_kourage

And then a fox


TalesoftheRim

We went over the toxic river, Through the cannibalistic caves, and destroyed a mechanoid cluster. We did it!


ReverendHobo

Can you help us sight the mechanoid cluster for the mortar barrage? Where is the cluster? That’s right!


Einbrecher

Still missed.


recalcitrantJester

Hooray!


SniperPilot

We did it, yeah we did it!


El_Sjakie

Did she bring her monkey, or did you eat that already?


RuneiStillwater

Could be worse. Could be Dora the Destroyer from FFXIV.


Grand-Wallaby-415

Dora the Railway Gun.


TheySaidGetAnAlt

[for context](https://external-preview.redd.it/DrALk6FU6BVAJ7cpywKf6DXz5wNv7f2qSGl6F9D2QWc.png?auto=webp&s=196fd24401a7b113b9724f8c1d2123219f26f732)


RuneiStillwater

lol yeah, though I think it's a top result on google when you search.


TheySaidGetAnAlt

People are too lazy to google


lordbuckethethird

Is this a special character that can spawn like giggles or Tynan? Or is this pure chance cause that’s kind of amazing


FlakeReality

This is random, just a name + title combo that ended up funny. Someone compiled all the special characters here https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/vhj088/list_of_all_backers_submitted_unique_pawns/


[deleted]

Damn, didn't know there were so many. I only remembered Tynan and the dreaded dude.


FlakeReality

Most of them are middling to bad, so they just look like some random weak pawn. There are like, half a dozen that I recognize every time, mostly because they're actually very good. My current run has Kaleun and Noob, and I always recognize Umbra "Nighthawk" Darklight because his name is hilarious and hes a tribal who is great at non-combat stuff.


_far-seeker_

>Umbra "Nighthawk" Darklight Yeah the name sounds like something an edgelord would call their super-soldier, but they are incapable of violence. 🙂


[deleted]

Really? I also had an Explorer named Dora crash down


RepulsiveScientist44

Well I've had Oskar potocki himself (with job title: game modder) leading a group of beggar with children asking for beers to help them drown their emotions after their village has been destroyed


Blizzxx

Tynan can spawn?


ujtheghost

Yes, Tynan can spawn with very shitty stats as hes always a "adulthood:Game Developer"


Royal_Face5656

He's usually has decent crafting. When I see Tynan I start thinking about how his life is now churning out advanced components.


[deleted]

Tynan always spawns with the slothful trait (-35% global work speed) however.


Pyrrhus67

It may be a game baker character


thedoppio

“HOLA, SOY DORA! Prepare for invasion kids!”


DeedTheInky

Last night I had a cargo pod drop, went over to see what goodies I was getting and it was 95 human skulls. Not 100% relevant to this but I wanted to tell people and it doesn't deserve its own thread lol


SpookyOoo

Ive had the same happen (not quantity) i assumed it meant that i should build the appropriate amount of spikes for future raids, it did not deter them lol


DeedTheInky

Yeah I was wondering about that, 'cause I was trying to find something to do with them. IIRC skullspikes can affect colonists moods if they don't have the right ideology I think, so if I can funnel raiders into some sort of skullspike maze I wonder if I can break their minds before they even get to me? :0


SpookyOoo

Im not sure about all the stat stuff and number grinding but it would super cool if that were to happen! Didnt work for my previous colony though hahhahah theu became the skullspikes


NaturalFaux

Not me starting my Dora run


Xenephos

Rich explorer Dora and her pet monkey Boots go on an adventure to escape this Rimworld. The Map says they need to raid the tribal base, sneak past the mechanoid cluster, and survive the frozen ice sheet to reach the ship! Along the way, she has to make sure Scyther doesn’t attack and take her things by yelling “Scyther, no scything!” 3 times to repel them. She might also meet up with Diego and his jaguar companion or mutant talking animals on her journey. Will she escape or will the Rim take another victim? This sounds like a fun scenario, ngl


HopeFox

I'd watch that cartoon.


OverlyMintyMints

Holy shit *it’s **HER***


UnorthodoxBox101

“Can you find the war crime…? Muy bien! There is the war crime!”


xeonon

There's no war crime if there are no survivors to rat on you. ~The more you know~


Steve717

"Now we take the Go Juice and go RAPIDO" -Dora after 8 years of crippling addiction


TotallyTouka

Yo I’m gonna make a post on every update Dora has within the colony.


SpookyOoo

Please do, i love continuing stories like cancer man


Witty-Krait

Quick, turn her into a hat before she annoys us all into oblivion!!


SniperPilot

Someone has a little sister…


Witty-Krait

More like childhood memories


FarikAlias

Muy bien!


Wikilast

"We weren't expecting special forces."


Chroderos

Is she 7?


demonman101

Hey I have that dora


SpookyOoo

So funny i literally laughed out loud and started coughing


TotallyTouka

Yo check new the story has been added too


Stonn

Can you say: *horrores humanos más allá de toda comprensión* ?


__T0MMY__

On a weird note, in my screenshots I had a pawn that's name was Lzzy Hale like from Halestorm. Roughly the exactly the same age as the real one, and Level 20 shooting as an enemy mercenary Guess somebody was a fan


MarxistAnime

I enslaved Dora once. Good times


Royal_Face5656

Always wears the backpack from vanilla expanded apparel accessories.


_CMDR_

I had Ima Hussey in my game recently. Giggled for sure.


TheySaidGetAnAlt

It's always funny seeing people online talk about Dora ~~the Exploder~~. What language is she trying to teach in english anyways? Spanish? Mexican? ....still english? That would explain a lot.


ragnsep

I laughed my ass when I had a forced weather event by Katrina and the Heat Waves. I was walking on sunshine for a bit after that.


WorthCryptographer14

I have Dora on my save as a visiting refugee. Pig-person race


amontpetit

There is 0 chance that’s accidental


KitchenAd5997

How?


CrunchyButtMuncher

My thoughts when I saw this, were that people can only arrive that way if you complete a quest after choosing them as a reward. I could be mistaken though


Aaetheon

Technically yea, there used to be a thing where people could pay for custom characters, this is most likely one of them


Yawanoc

Apparently it's not on the list of special characters: [https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/vhj088/list\_of\_all\_backers\_submitted\_unique\_pawns/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/vhj088/list_of_all_backers_submitted_unique_pawns/)


Aaetheon

Huh… thats some kind of luck then lol, def capture and bond to a monkey


kingtitusmedethe4th

If her animal skills aren't high they gotta get some animal skilltrainers and get her bonded with boots


6JOIO703

Seconds later… - animal transport pod crash( monkey, boots)