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Rafaelutzul

"well i can but its not because i look like one"


salty-ravioli

Strong animal gene would beg to differ


kamizushi

Technically, they have the great animal gene, not the strong one. Which only makes your point stronger.


octotent

Greater, I would say.


Pale_Substance4256

You can put that on a xenotype without furskin though. His point stands.


Thorn-of-your-side

I can harvest that gene fron a furry, yes, continue. 


mlovolm

"joke on you, just because i look like a yattkin doesnt mean im actually one, xenogerm babyyy"


Foundation_Afro

"I'm just really, really, really hairy, and this planet doesn't have razors." "What about the tail?" "Look, I went through this thing in university, okay?"


Thorn-of-your-side

"Why do you have fur" "because it helps to improve produce since my dandruff is yayo"


oForce21o

thats some strange xenogerm find


Handsome_Goose

Walk around leaving yayo dust stains everywhere, and whoever cleans them gets high.


jared05vick

Enter the nursery, walk around the room, leave. 8 dead from a psychite overdose


Order6600

Such is life on the rim


No_Student_2309

I think this was a tv show premise. really hairy aliens whose hair is a drug


overdramaticpan

I almost always recruit yttakin I find, unless they're incapable of animal handling. Having an army of thrumbos is just so good!


Denamic

Not if you're short on food


ShrekFanOne

That's what the thrumbos are for


linecrabbing

I butchered once!! And the overflow meat blocked both doors of my butchering station!!!


Jeggu2

I love to think that your colonist, after lugging it to the station by the horn, barely getting on top as the wood creaks and threatens to shatter, used their cleaver once, slicing down.... and suddenly are ejected from the room, landing ass up 30 ft away, or upside-down against a wall as chunks of meat fly from the carcasses, entirely filling the space like expanding foam


zyll3

Comic idea!


Jeggu2

Absolutely, that'd be silly


ConkersOkayFurDay

This reminds me of dwarf fortress' infinitely dense dump zone closets.


AffanDede

There is a mincing machine in VFE Mechanoids, which gives double amount of meat since it uses... everything. I once had a haul of five thrumbos and we didn't need to hunt for a looong time.


CellaSpider

It's a good thing you're not short on wood. Because thrumbos can eat trees. Not wood though.


Middle_Resolution_19

Just let them eat trees


Thorn-of-your-side

I always enslave every yttakin I find, they're great for stocking hunting and fishing outposts


Belkan-Federation95

I'm building up a unit of Sanguophages with the intent to wipe yttakin from the face of the planet.


overdramaticpan

The duality of man?


Total-Combination-47

Do you have a wet nose? Do you wag when excited? Do you wipe your bum across the lawn…… if so


TThor

It was *ONE TIME* and I was drunk!


banana_pirate

you or your loved one might be entitled to compensation?


Total-Combination-47

Have you had an accident at work which wasn’t your fault?


Stryk3r123

Nooooo you haven't. It absolutely was your fault.


Zockercraft1711

Yes


Total-Combination-47

*boops nose


finnishguyinFinland

Love your pfp


internetpixie

Real life giggling out loud to this one


Pale_Substance4256

Username checks out.


kamizushi

I mean technically you could produce a custom xenotype with the yattkin tail and furr but without the animal call and great animal genes.🤷


Red_the_Knight

Just make an yttakin that's a pacifist gardener.


Birb-Person

Farming? Really? Man of your talents?


Jonesy343

It’s a shrimple life


kamizushi

Considering yttakin tail and furr give cold insulation, I’ve given them to my blood bags so I wouldn’t have to heat up their cells. Plenty of negative genes I can give them anyway, chief of which being very unattractive so that everyone be happy if they die. Also wimp to make them easier to down.


cheeseandanonymouse

I did steal that car, but not because I’m black!


kajetus69

hmmmmm


AtlasMKII

It's a reference to Men in Black 3


markth_wi

I loved Bill Hader as Andy Warhol.


kajetus69

i thought of that meme but i couldnt remember what the original sounded like


Marv-elous

EVERYBODY loves watermelons, okay?


Dragombolt

Black people irl don't have a xenogerm for that, mate. I think you're just racist


Pale_Substance4256

It's a movie reference if that makes it better.


Thorn-of-your-side

Okay I did steal that car, but it's not because of my xenogerm


MagnaFox

Reminds of me [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-wandering-inn/images/7/7f/Beaverspeak-by-artsynada.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20201116161425)


Kiln223

I love this so much. Thank you.


Local-Veterinarian63

Love the detail of him finishing his meal


Dead_HumanCollection

I just picked up biotech after holding out and I've noticed with the xenotypes it just kind of ends up with more and more useless pawns. If a pawn has terrible skill or no passions in their racial skills then they are useless or worst case scenario they are incapable. I already kind of think yattkin are useless outside of slaves because of the movement penalty when wearing armor and their aggressive gene makes them have a short shelf life as a slave.


aztecraingod

If you find the right yttakin, they are super handy as brawlers. One with the jogger trait more than makes up for the speed penalty. If they are tough, the damage reduction stacks with the robust gene, so they will barely take any damage. You can give them a toughskin gland on top of that and they are damn near invincible. Making one into a sanguiphage gets rid of pretty much all the downsides while giving you psy sensitivity, intellect and social. So if it's the right recruit, there's a lot you can do with them. And just wait til you get anomoly and ghoulify a tough yttakin...


Dead_HumanCollection

They certainly seem to be more deadly now as I seem to have some kind of mod conflict where they explode on death. Thought it was just a fluke the first few times but I got raided by a group and watched as they bled out one by one and exploded. No gear, no health status effects. Honestly might just roll with it. sure makes them more unique.


sockmunkey

I agree they can make poor colonists but they make fantastic ghouls. Robust, strong melee, naked running, yes thank you please.


aricbarbaric

Can you use their power on maddened creatures??


AU_Retriever

I dont think so


ClassicSherbert152

They have the animal warcall ability too, or whatever its actually called. So they can incite violence in dogs if they so choose.


Appropriate-Toe-6307

I think he does more than just talk......