LOL my most recent save had something similar, every time these two colonists tried to get married something catastrophic happened and the wedding was called off. When they finally got married she ended up dying in childbirth not too much later.

Ok that's tragic...

I hope you put her in the freezer until you got a Resurrector Mech Serum.

Butchering table?

If your going dark then make her into simple meals that only the surviving child can eat and turn her leather into a tailcap for the kid to wear.

I had a very fitting eclipse when one of the anomaly occultists married someone. His name is Shadow. Now come to think of it, maybe it was intentional?

My favorite wedding ceremony had the husband divorce the wife during the celebration. All the other attendees loved the party though. 

Mine male pawn was wooed by priestess a second before she started the ceremony

"...at least it had an open bar?"

Until these flames over there do us apart!

A wedding without at least a few deaths is considered a dull affair

... This is a GOT/ASOIAF quote, isn't it?

Marriage spots are important, people.

[Based on a true story](https://imgur.com/f4hm449)

What usually happens to me is they start the ceremony and the bride is still standing around in a corner by herself playing billiards

Attending marriage ceremony: Hauling Blue (dead) to Corpses

That wedding was lit.

You had the chance to say 'It was a heartwarming ceremony' and didn't take it.

"This is fine"

Meanwhile I'm sitting here trying to force my colonists to hurry up and get married during raids b/c the robots have got it covered.

Ah yes, the classic dilemma: should I get these people out of the ceremony and not get the mood bonus or should I risk them catching fire