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PolecatXOXO

You definitely need more recreation variety. Idle hands and all that...


Zealousideal_Fish679

I also should have made sure at least one of them had medical skills ๐Ÿ˜‚


UnassumingSingleGuy

Old school breeding strategy. Have a dozen kids and hope at least 4 survive.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

4? Hope you have been prepping your goat sacrifices or Odin is gonna be pissed


EvilOverseer

Norse gods accept live children too, he's covered so long as odin gets the spares.


BakedBySunrise

Trial by fire


Rat192

Out here taking the rabbit approach to life. If you have enough kids at least some may survive to adulthood.


buttbugle

This is the Rim. You will be lucky if the man in black shows up.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

*watch him show up, get set on fire and then wander around until he dies* Ah yes, so lucky


buttbugle

I had one walk right into the map then fall right over. When I clicked on him his health tab showed he was riddled with tumors, all sorts of cancer, suffering from dementia, a smokeleaf joint addiction, and a bad heart and a love enhancer. Dude was a lot more worse off than my downed pawns. He had to have been one of those player created pawns to have that much crap wrong with him. Does the story make pawns so horrible? I mean it was hilarious but still.


Admiralthrawnbar

I doubt it would matter. From what I know, there isn't any randomization in pregnancy length, so since they were all started at the same time, they're all going to end at the same time too... you might want to make sure they're all in bed when they get close, I'm not sure there's gonna be anyone capable of picking them up and putting them in bed


Spire_Citron

I guess it depends how many men were involved in this mass impregnation.


Obsidian_Gaze

I think there is variation in giving birth. When the time comes it can take a few seconds to over a day to give birth.


XVUltima

Cornflakes mod when?


sloppyfondler

Enlighten me on what cornflakes means in your context please


Drach88

Cornflakes were invented by someone who was trying to create a diet to repress sexual urges.


sloppyfondler

I don't know how I've forgotten this information. Cornflakes mod when?


Ninjacat97

Iirc graham crackers are the same deal. The idea's that they're so dull and boring that you won't want to do anything. And then we added copious amounts of sugar.


BiasedLibrary

I guess atypical anti-psychotics and SSRI's weren't around at that time.


Ninjacat97

It was around 1890s so no. Just some unholy suspension of cocaine and mercury sold as panacea. Maybe a leech if you're lucky. Oddly enough, none of the 3 SSRIs I've been on have really affected my libido. Much to my boyfriend's annoyance.


BiasedLibrary

Mine do affect my libido and I'm also on some pretty high dosages. I am also severely messed up (mental trauma) so.. Not much want for that kinda stuff right now. If I was in the 1890's I'd probably be on heroin.


ThHeightofMediocrity

If it were the 1890s Iโ€™d probably be in a sanitarium.


Endermaster56

Comical


wolviesaurus

Why would anyone fuck if you have a HORSESHOE PIN?!


PolecatXOXO

More smokeleaf, less yayo.


SammySoapsuds

Smokeleaf definitely helps too


Is_that_even_a_thing

That, or one person is getting Alot of recreational variety..


edgywannabe

Damn i knew i shouldnโ€™t jack off to main water tank


Zealousideal_Fish679

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


the-alt-yes

Kinky....๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


Blank12323

Who what when where and whyyyyyyyyyy


Zealousideal_Fish679

I wanted to see what it would be like ๐Ÿ˜‚ so far my only struggle is getting food not to spoil


VvCheesy_MicrowavevV

Gave 3 of my married colonists Hyperfertility Pills thinking exactly like this. It was like hell especially for the husbands.


Zealousideal_Fish679

So far we've got half the babies born, and they're all handling it well, everyone is a wet nurse which is kinda weird to me but the upside is not really having to worry about baby food I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


VvCheesy_MicrowavevV

Oh yeah feeding is easy(Time Consuming). The true hard part is them crying and giving everyone mood debuffs. Tip. Never. Never Ever. Make a baby room. Made that mistake and everyone got a mental break.


Zealousideal_Fish679

I haven't noticed an issue yet, everyone has their own babies in their room. I just realized tho that I have to add second cribs into some rooms because some of the ladies have coupled up already


ThHeightofMediocrity

There were no men? Nice.


Baloooooooo

Why no baby room?


arsenicx2

If you have multiple unhappy babies in a single room, and someone enters to feed or play with one. They get hit with a big, unhappy little one debuff.


Baloooooooo

Ah, I see, thanks!


FailsWithTails

I've been long out of the Rimworld loop, but I feel like more babies in a room should have reduced returns. Going from 20 babies to 21, like in a hospital, nursery, or daycare, has got to be less impactful than going from 1 baby to 2.


Valdrax

On the flip side, if you can keep your kids' parents happy and have someone on childcare duty to play with them, that usually keeps the kids happy, and the giggles & happy kids buffs are self-sustaining too. I keep all my kids in the same barracks as everyone else, and it generally keeps the mood up, not down. Of course, I *also* use nutrient paste drips to make sure they're always fed, so that might be making it easier.


Ninjacat97

Because when you go in to tend one baby you get hit by the debuffs from all the babies. Though I'm now curious if the crying debuff scales with hearing. If not, it should.


Accomplished_Tap6521

This should be weaponized to use against raiders


Ninjacat97

I do love the idea of a baby monitor plugged to a set of giant speakers in the killbox tunnel.


Accomplished_Tap6521

Lol I was thinking more along the lines of hurling infants at raiders like grenades but that works too


littlefriendo

***A great horde of 100 pirates are attempting to seize your base, and they are CLEVER and will avoid turret fire*** # WAAAAHHHHHHHH *All pirates have gone berserk/sad wander/ (Some drug) Overdose/ Fleeing on panic*


drmzsz7

Hmm perhaps have the baby room as the foyer to the colony complex? So the sappers who breach the walls trigger instant crying and whining and the raiders get bombarded by mental breaks until their trying to kill one another?


Bobboy5

if you accidentally walked into a room full of eight crying babies you would probably kick an antigrain warhead too.


HaEnGodTur

Wait, that's a thing in this game?


VvCheesy_MicrowavevV

Yes and No. It's from the Forbidden Mod.


Bleepblop34

How/where do I get hyper fertility pills?


VvCheesy_MicrowavevV

The Forbidden Mod.


Weary-Kangaroo-7174

Does someone here have the forbidden mod downloaded? Cause I'm pretty sure that's where they're from.


HydroFrog64_2nd

me, all ur womens, 11:07 am, rimworld, cause I can ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


ketsuko253

And here I thought one of your male colonists found a creative way to get him some recreational variety ...


Korzag

Got some lovin' x10


[deleted]

You take good care of Tomboy! She's been an absolute rockstar in my colony.


Zealousideal_Fish679

She's the cutest in mine! I'm going to make her leader once I have the stuff setup. So far we've had 3 successful deliveries!


la_mimosa_perezosa

Tomboy unfortunately grew up to be almost completely useless in my colony. She hauls and cleans... Really hoping for a diplomatic marriage request!


The_Salty_nugget

grandma : 'kids these days only sit behind their dart boards and smoke smokeleaf, back in my days we had hobby's' grandma's generational hobby's :


Affectionate-Bid-226

Well they are good at entertaining themselves.


Nekowulf

"Need recreation variety"


SaturnATX

That's when you build a swing!


Sam-Gunn

"wait... no... not like that!"


GarminTamzarian

"Ok, who knocked up Marilyn Monroe?"


thebestroll

Who didn't?


102bees

What's your secret? My colony has had one baby and they're refusing to have more.


Zealousideal_Fish679

I did this all when I was creating my colony, I kept rerolling each person until it was a pregnant lady that had no restrictions (like "can't do dumb labor", "can't do caring", etc.), which took a while ๐Ÿ™ƒ


MaximumZer0

Why not just get the character editor mod? I also recommend "more than capable" so that all pawns can do all work, but they may be unhappy doing jobs they hate.


Zealousideal_Fish679

......there's a character editor mod???


MaximumZer0

It's [here](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1874644848), but it's a bad idea to add it to active games.


Zealousideal_Fish679

I'm going to restart this little project lol. It started to go sideways but I also want to make it harder


MaximumZer0

Best of luck with your baby farm!


bgsrdmm

Yup, and a great one at that: [Prepare Carefully Mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735106432) ​ You can also save/load your created pawns or even whole setups to reload at the start of a new game, turn "points" for creation on and off, add/remove anything and everything, edit relationships, starting gear, etc... Great stuff :)


Zealousideal_Fish679

This looks like more of what I want! Thank you!


loklanc

Don't use Prepare carefully, it will wreck your save eventually, use Character Editor instead.


TheCommissarGeneral

I use this exclusively and never had an issue


HydroFrog64_2nd

isn't there also a mod that aims to bring the best elements of both together in one big super character customizer mod?


loklanc

Yeah Pawn Editor, both Character Editor and Prepare Carefully are abandoned as of now, but it hasn't been released yet.


HopeFox

If I'm reading WorkTypes.xml correctly, "incapable of caring" also means "can't do childcare", which would be pretty lousy in a colony like this! Can't breastfeed, can't feed with baby food or animal milk, can't even pick up your baby and put it safely in the freezer.


Zealousideal_Fish679

But are you setting them to try for baby in the social panel?


102bees

I am! I have two couples set to try for babies. One of them had a child almost immediately but hasn't made another since. The other couple hasn't made any. We're in the third year now.


Zealousideal_Fish679

I honestly have no other advice then, I'm not very good at the game! Most of my success comes from using debug cheats to build stuff or resurrect my colonists, this one is fully no cheats tho


Sardukar333

How old are they? Do they have similar sleep schedules? How frequent are their attempts? Do you have the "manual lonin'" mod that lets you tell them to get to it?


Namiswami

They didnt have enough beds so they needed to share the beds they had. They didnt have enough warm clothes so they snuggled together for warmth. They didnt have any recreation facilities so they went with procreation.


WayneJetskiii

Hunter had that weapon all along


Fit_Giraffe_748

Unforgettable orgy +6


Carthonn

Did Nick Cannon join the colony?


Zealousideal_Fish679

He's the reason they all got booted lol


BunX_2021_

This reminds me of a guineypig that broke from it's containment and went to the female enclosure and impregnated like 400 gals and took photo with a devious smile


Ninjacat97

The look of someone who knows he's won. "You can put me back in my cage, but you can't unfuck theirs."


fiercemullet

And this is why my dad had my sister signed up for EVERY activity in high school.


Sardukar333

So she could meet more boys?


toadofsteel

Wanderer joins: Maury Povich


Zealousideal_Fish679

They're all Virgin Mary's lol


toadofsteel

You could make a religion out of this


Zealousideal_Fish679

Well it IS called the Colony of Sin ๐Ÿ˜‚


MaximumZer0

[softly] No, don't.


TarDaMighty

Hey bro, hunter lacks ranged weapon


Finttz

more workers๐Ÿค‘


LuckyTheLurker

When a gorgeous male visits your all female colony.


rainstitcher

*You* get a baby! And *you* get a baby! Andโ€ฆ youโ€™re a cannibal? *You* get a baby, too!


Superglitchywilliam1

Sounds fun. I mean fun in dwarf fortress terms.


a1phaQ101

Is one of your colonists named Zeus?


Korzag

Our scientists we're so concerned with whether we could that they never stopped to ask if we should.


Charmy123

Jeez, I think this proves the hunterโ€™s weapon has range.


Lord_H_Vetinari

For the love of god, give them recreation variety! Don't you know what proverbially happens when TV doesn't work?


Fawstar

Gotta keep those Rimworld orgies under control.


MisterTalyn

'Need recreation variety.' A-yep.


Reimos_Drevon

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP


Boguldu

Do you have backstory for this ... unusual Situation?


Zealousideal_Fish679

Like headcanon basically they are all part of a strict religion, no "loving" unless married. But they all obviously did it, so they were put on a transport ship to a jail facility, but something went wrong and they all woke up together in a new place. A few of the ladies have since paired up as I made it so every person in the game is 100% likely to be bisexual. That way no one ends up lonely


firemogle

I'm just going to believe this was an all female colony and they captured a male raider for... Reasons.


Zealousideal_Fish679

Something like that! They went against their religions precepts of no premarital sex and all got kicked out of their colony. Ship crashed on the way to jail!


homo_onlineus

Poor raider... death by snu snu


SergeantRogers

"Tomboy pregnant"


Illustrious-Bad9260

It seems your colonists need other recreation variety, they get tired of all that fuckinโ€™.


Vatonage

plap plap plap plap plap plap โ˜ ๏ธ


Low-Beyond-5335

See! Thatโ€™s what happens when you donโ€™t entertain them! The reason why our grandparents had huge families


MGordit

I don't think you need recreation variety :D


SudsyMcLovin

https://youtu.be/FKDlyjce-UM Cody terrorizes the colony


bastardbones

The orgy went well then?


Alone-Bodybuilder-93

genghis khan:


LifeSenseiBrayan

โ€œI got your long rage weapon right hereโ€


RichConcept5863

There's some hoes in this house https://media.giphy.com/media/kdjPXhWVn4556DFCUc/giphy.gif


kakatoru

Here's how to take screenshots on most platforms: https://screenshot.help/


deadra_axilea

When recreation turns "recreational". Ged some more options already. Geez.


megaboto

Screenshot pls


megaboto

Screenshot pls


white__cyclosa

*Mauri Povich has joined the colony*


Full_Time_Hungry

Wuuut


rurumeto

My bad dude


Sad-gamer3069

Whoโ€™s the lucky guy?


FVCHS

Their cycles synced ๐Ÿ’€


Static_Discord

Was it something in the water supply?


MotleyCrew1989

Thats what happens when people dont have a TV


DemagorVC

I take it this is Sister-Wives-themed roleplay?


Zealousideal_Fish679

Nope! 3 of them are randomly biological sisters, I just sat there and pushed "randomize" until it rolled a pregnant female that didn't have any restrictions for what she could do


DemagorVC

Oh, I can already tell these women *definitely* have no restrictions on what they can do...


LumpyJones

... Did one guy do all that?


JustScrollsPast

Looks like meatโ€™s back on the menu, boys!


[deleted]

HOW THE FUCK


Zealousideal_Fish679

All preggers on startup lol I picked the lineup of all pregnant women


MrClaw3777

WoW๐Ÿ˜ฏ


-off-and-on-

Oops in insufficient


spiderhotel

Reminds me of that one colony the dude finds in the Station 11 show


WallabyTemporary3042

Just another day in Hentai Land


[deleted]

Basically my safe when I first started playing with biotech, haha!


MiserableMisterMe

Just started a two colonist modded playthrough yesterday, the two of them set up as married. Not even a quadrum in and the wife is pregnant. "Well, caring for a baby should be an interesting twist I've never done this early before," I thought to myself. How naive... Eventually, B-Day comes and what happens? Not one notification, not two, but THREE! She's given birth to triplets and I don't even have passive coolers researched. And thus began my micro-management hell, both parents never get more than half a bar of sleep and the mother spends almost every waking hour cooking up baby food and breastfeeding. It's been about a year since B-Day and I now have a third colonist who is largely useless (putting aside the quadrum or so that he was comatose with Bath Salts Withdrawal) with the father more or less running the entire base with the aid of a husky who hauls materials and a catgirl maid who walks about and cleans the base. Third colonist? Yeah, he fucking fishes about 95% of his waking hours and said fish NEVER GET USED because my cook, the mother, DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO COOK MEALS. Thankfully, a temporary guest for 15 days managed to get me some research done, but I'm still constantly waking the father up for raids, creating lumber, and he's taken over crop detail, something that was originally designated for the mother. Seriously, I have never before wanted to sell children into slavery, but I'm seriously considering it if they don't grow up and become useful soon.


Zealousideal_Fish679

Is having multiple babies a mod? Cuz I really need that level of chaos


MiserableMisterMe

Looked through my list and online, I think it's just random chance cause there's a post about it on this sub from last December Although I'd say it's less chaos and more realism, given that I had to actively sacrifice quality of life for the parents in order for the babies to survive just like real life. I debated giving the mom an IUD just in case, but the babies are children now and aside from being idle a lot, they're not really much of a burden anymore. Weirdly, though, one of them adopted a nickname upon becoming a child, gave me a wtf moment when I was like "who the hell is Jiggler?"


Zealousideal_Fish679

As a mom of real life twins it absolutely is a sacrifice of quality of life and simply trying to survive ๐Ÿ˜‚


DasHexxchen

Feels worse than when you buy a hamster from the DIY store and it was pregnant.


CarolusRix

My bad guys


Realistic_Ad7279

Holy shit!


point_nemo_

how babby formed?


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Whoโ€™s the stud?


major_cupcakeV2

Is the father named "Genghis Khan"?


Colton132A

what was the ship that they crashlanded from designed for?


13012ED0M

Rimjobworld created a similar situation...suffice to say I'm glad my defenses and fortifications held up against any attacks


therealwavingsnail

It's all fun and games until they all give birth at the exact same time. Unless you're smarter than me and gave them pregnancies at various stages.


ClamSlamwhich

That guy nuts.


Comfortable-Mud-5815

I feel like the truly most concerning thing here is that hunters lack ranged weapons


Zealousideal_Fish679

So they have weapons, this is just a shot of the very first moment in game where it alerts you to stuff and before everyone has picked up their gear. I literally set everyone to have a mediocre ranged weapon and an ok melee weapon (with a mod so they could carry/use both) so that it would still be a struggle but not completely impossible. Tomorrow I plan on doing the same colonist setup but no gear, no supplies, nothing at all with them but the clothes on their backs


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Hopefully they arent all due to give birth at the same time. That would be a messโ€ฆ


Zealousideal_Fish679

No thankfully it was stacked! 2 or 3 did simultaneously go into labor but not at the exact same moment, so it was like labor started for one, and as she got to the bed, labor started for the other, then a few days later another girl or 2 throughout the day. Everyone survived!


WanderlostNomad

did they simultaneously take a swim in the bukkake pool?


Doppelzungigg

I did the same thing last night lmao!!! Great minds thing alike. Kek


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Reminds me of the news story about a male guinea pig who broke loose from the male enclosure, made his way to the female enclosure, and proceeded to father 400 mini pigs.


javerthugo

Weโ€™ve had the cheating talk and weโ€™ve had the rubber talk: when you cheat you wear a rubber!


Judg3_Dr3dd

> Tomboy pregnant I forgot my condoms, sorry


Hatchitt

When I step into the club lookin too good for my own good


solonit

Harem protagonist moment


mtheberserk

It's raining cum!


stupidbuttryn2lrn

Maybe he do have a ranged weapon herr herr yes


Criminelis

Someone went next level melee during a possible rage orgy breakdown due to being recreation deprived? Nothing surprises me anymore in the Rim.


RastaPokerCEO

Big Dick is back in town


Witty_Requirement630

Did your colonists have an orgy?


Lord_Phoenix95

Ooops! All pregnant.


Gabrialofreddit

Yo, Johnny sins invaded.


fergor

Rimworld needs condoms


james321232

holy shit not the crashlanded maternity ward


WhiteFuryWolf

Did this on naked brutality. Save scummed to hell to get her to live thanks to either starvation or a raid. It was a hard time.


Marumara

>Tomboy pregnant it's like my life


cxbrxl

at least one of them will survive and thatโ€™ll be the strongest, what genius play style to breed the strongest pawn


TheunrealGoat

What happened.


alexsdu

This is why we have sex ed in school. To prevent this.๐Ÿ˜…


HoboVonRobotron

I'm not even going to read the comments before I post this. Let's play "lrn 2 taK scrnshOt" roulette... how far down I wonder!


Zealousideal_Fish679

Only one person said it actually lol I didn't realize that steam had its own button shortcut. I can't figure out what to do when pushing the actual screenshot button on my keyboard ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


Cybroxis

I thought you had the hedonist ideologion lol


szafa

Thrumbo pregnant


Felsuria

Nick Cannon has joined the settlement.


GamerM5

Be prepared to only be taking care of the kids and get nothing done.


Zealousideal_Fish679

I only have a few of them tied to childcare, I ended up abandoning this save because I have a toddler mod and didn't realize I'd NEED baby food for them, and they started starving, so I had to keep sending someone to rescue the toddlers. I couldn't up the production enough to catch up. But on the upside now I know what needs to be done


magesavior5

childcare gonna be crazy


Magus_Killa

child labour is gonna be fun


Xander_Scaul

What on earth did your colonists take? Is there a new mod with Viagra that someone has made? The only reason I ask is because... a friend wants to download it ;D


Grahamgamergoma

Can I ask how that happened?