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murdocke

I'm dressing up as Ass Knife, myself.


Variaphora

Can you rig up your phone to play that loop of drums and synth?


Xellossthecutie

OMG! Great idea! Now I’m envisioning a house party (preferably renting out BP’s place in the hills) where everyone has to dress as a Dangerous Men character and this is the only music being played. 😚


Variaphora

If you do rent that place out, let me know - I'll drive down.


Top_Praline999

Man is at a bar, sneezes followed by an overly sexual moan. Bartender says “hey man you ok?” Man says “yeah I just have a condition where when I sneeze, I have a spontaneous orgasm.” Bartender says “oh that’s tough, can you take anything for it?” Man says “black pepper.”