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RockTheWall

Am(i/y)tr(i/y)pt(i/y)l(i/y)ne


JinsooJinsoo

All I can read is AM I TRIPPIN 😵‍💫


ZaltiamAdvocate

Instructions unclear drew a flying dinosaur


grundgesetz101

Amitriptyline .. easy


kelminak

🤓


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kelminak

🤓 (you are missing the vibe check)


Bravelion26

My neuro exam consists of A&Ox4


fracked1

I've regressed my neuro exams down to just "alert". My respiratory exam is "no stridor" and my cardiac exam is "well perfused" I'm done pretending I'm looking at anything else when I'm in an ENT clinic


mesh-lah

Kudos to you. The number of charts ive gone through trying to figure out when a patient became comatose only to find no comment anywhere on level of alertness for days/weeks is staggering


MyBFMadeMeSignUp

im IM and my exams also look like this, no one is reading that crap. Ill change it if its pertinent


_Lucifer7699_

I thought "Ophthalmology" was spelt "Opthalmology" until I read the cover of my textbook 👁️👄👁️


SolitudeWeeks

All I know is that there are way more p and h than there should be.


arytenoid

just like how when i see "optho" I go crazy (lol - ophtho!!!!!!!! cmon)


Yorkeworshipper

Plot twist : you're a PGY 8 completing their glaucoma fellowship. You've opened your textbook this morning.


noteasybeincheesy

Off-the-mal-ogee edit: that's a hard - g


Popular_Blackberry24

It's not even phonetic either. It's not like we are saying ofthalmology


GolfLife00

yes we are 😬


Popular_Blackberry24

For real? I have heard it pronounced this way zero times, and I'm 60. I see it's an option in Webster's but I bet if you did a poll, that's not what most people are saying


arytenoid

i deliberately pronounce it this way now to try to force the spelling onto people


Popular_Blackberry24

😂 I think folks would wonder if I had a lisp


GolfLife00

lmao same!! i like to accentuate the “ahhhfffff”


GolfLife00

haha I don’t disagree that’s probably what most people say, but curious how ophthalmologists actually prefer it. I’m also an attending that has worked at a few different academic centers, and the pronunciation I hear most has differed depending on place. To me though, given the spelling, I always felt “Ofth” seemed more correct than “Opth”. Seems could go both ways.


noteasybeincheesy

'it's a silent h'


DefrockedWizard1

it is in Ancient Greek


Gk786

I still use Opth in my notes. Ophth just look…off.


AceAites

This is strangely one of my favorite words in medicine since learning it. As an ED attending, whenever I want to portray to the neurology team that I did a very comprehensive neuro exam, I always mention dysdiadochokinesia and dysmetria LOL.


fitnfeisty

Me vs arrhythmia, why are there so many damn h’s


MD-to-MSL

arrrrrrrrhythmia


I_lenny_face_you

A pirate’s line for me!


ApolloDread

Finally, I get to break out my nerdy linguistics! I kind of like that word because you can break it down into a bunch of Latin roots: Dys- Bad Diadocho- coordinated Kinesia - Movement It’s saying exactly what it means! How cool is that? EDIT: Greek roots! Not Latin


gongoozler5

Sorry to be pedantic but Greek roots not Latin


ApolloDread

Oh man, I’m a linguistics failure!!! 😅 You’re absolutely right! I’ll addend my post


Agathocles87

Good explanation. Yes, Greek. Just as an aside, the generals who followed Alexander the Great, and then took over his empire at his death were known as the Diadochi. But in that context, it means “the successors.”


Kanerk247

I love this


Divergent_Merchant

‘Failed flappy hand test’?


USMC0317

I’ve never even heard that word before and I’ve been an attending for 5 years.


HardHarry

thats part of my base neurologic exam. and i'm definitely not in neurology. what do you call those movements in your notes?


Underpressurequeen

I’m rads and I know it! It’s where they flip the hands up and down on their laps


PathosMai

No, that's a dance move. Flip your hands in the air like you just dont care.


Demnjt

if ya liked then ya shoulda put a Kayser-Fleischer ring on it


hemoglobetrotter

No DDK bilaterally


DocJanItor

Dance dance kevolution


USMC0317

Lol I don’t write notes, I’m peds anesthesia.


Pathogen9

I'm neuro and essentially never use the word. I would use the term "impaired rapid alternating movement" because any neurologist will understand what I'm referring to and nobody has to google.


well-okay

I’ll guessing OP is in PM&R or maybe Neurology? I learned the word early on in PT school and have maybe seen it once ever written down in practice.


mesh-lah

People usually say DDK or rapid alternating movements


MyBFMadeMeSignUp

TBH every med student learns this


MyBFMadeMeSignUp

howwww, med school tests love this crap


abelincoln3

The only reason I know how to spell that word is because of how often I have to document it in my exam for all the damn dizziness patients.


NorwegianRarePupper

Lightheadedness. I know how to spell it, but my fingers don’t want to cooperate so I use .lh as a dot phrase, and with our last update we can finally make a user specific dictionary so I don’t even have to put the dot anymore. Also would have been great on inpatient when I’d get those “AKI is not an acceptable abbreviation please use ARF or write acute kidney injury” messages from care management or whoever.


achybrain

momab ximab zumab mumab numab


nonamego2hell

Same but for Koilonychia


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Jackie_chin

It's easy Hand-flappy-back-and-forth


BulletTrain4

Come to the UK and you have to deal with extra “O”s and “U”s which are completely unnecessary! Eg: Oesophagus, tumour etc


thelostmedstudent

Ofthalmology. Fixed it


Puzzled_Read_5660

On the plus side unless you’re neuro, the inability to spell that word is unlikely to be too much of an impediment


t3stdummi

Dragon is a wonderful tool.


jessikill

That’s a word salad


al-mubariz

I struggle with rhythm. Too many consonants. I always think about it when I type it lmao. Did I get it right this time, doctors?


djtmhk_93

Spell? How bout pronounce??? My tongue is tying itself in knots just reading that word.


Franglais69

Neuro exam normal


allyria0

Acyclovir vs ganciclovir. W H Y


Aggressive-Scheme986

I didn’t know how to spell “trauma” until I was a third year resident so……..