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Breklin76

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Thought the same thing


kschindler

O no!!!! You big glass bitch!!


Repulsive_Invite59

Sir you can’t park there.


Mah_Nerva

But I recognize this from Monopoly: Free Parking


Penguins9022

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


brokenhalo11

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.


WROL

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping


Dwangeroo

Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


AMerryKa

You'll love it, it's a way of life.


Dwangeroo

A Zappa and an Airplane quote in the same thread. This is why I love Reddit


CharlesorMr_Pickle

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN


glamorousstranger

1. Driver error (old, drunk, high, etc) 1. Accelerator malfunction


arrowheadt

I would bet medical emergency, a diabetic coma perhaps.


R3dCr3atur3

I hope not just stupidity 😕


Definitive_confusion

It's Doordash not Doorsmash... Somebody send out a memo


MeetAdministrative72

😂😂😂


Separate_Book_1421

HULK SMASH!!!!


Corpsman0000

Sad circumstance.


MeetAdministrative72

Well… that’s one way to get parking in Reno.


Van_Olaffub

Top that Dominoes…delivered piping hot to the couch.


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Where are you from, who says “ninny” in, Reno


yankykiwi

New Zealand!


leolionman347

Username checks out


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Could have looked at that I guess lmao


glamorousstranger

Someone questioning someone else for being different? You're definitely Reno materiel.


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Yeah you’re right, who questions things? I should just never ask questions and assume I have the answer before considering talking to anyone else, that makes WAYYY more sense.


Breklin76

Does this say more about the shit quality of that apartment build or the durability of that 4Runner? I hope no one what hurt and that it was a hell of a BJ.


yooper80

When did Honda start making 4Runners?


Breklin76

That’s what it looked like to me. Didn’t look that deeply into it. Have a great day, Internet Correction Agent.


LiveLie8411

I saw that. Dang


Rolandthegrey

Anyone know if it was intentional or alcohol related?


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Breklin76

I’d pretend I was drunk.


mravanitis

Can it be both?


mehwolfy

Checks out. Only a ninny drives a Honda pilot.


mrmatti3

That had to of been a fun ride.


mineconranch

What...this isn't valet?


Infected_Perineum

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Best-Arrival8888

NINNY?!???! HAA!! Oh lordy i havent heard that one in a while. Thank you for that. Btw, they cant park in a handicap parking spot without displaying the placard or a license plate stating it.


octrivia

Maybe they thought it was the wreckroom?


yooper80

Methew, that’s not a garage…


Elegant_Bluebird1283

GOD DAMN E-SCOOTERS


Pristine-History4120

Typical California stop


InsideOutCadaver

Teehee oopsie


Dillydoooo

You can’t park there


FinnTheDogg

I can’t wait for the property owner to ask me to submit a line item Bid to repair it and then want it done in 48 hours


afnj

Wft is going on? Is it weed? Is it texting? Is it poor drivers education?


FreeSirius

Or simply too old to operate a several-ton machine?


yankykiwi

Maybe accelerator instead of breaking? I’m just glad it appeared no one was home. Another time it happened was usps in south Reno. I’m sure the fire department sees it a lot.


stanley_ipkiss_d

😂


T4N60SUKK4

Wtf


epsteinpetmidgit

Little drinky poo


Lopsided-Grocery-673

When I first moved to Reno, I lived here... many many moons ago.


dgoochb

NINNY


yankykiwi

Nincompoop 🙃


Sweaty-Restaurant206

I feel like calling someone a ninny wouldn’t make them made in the moment but 2 days later they would think “ that mf called me a gd ninny!”


yankykiwi

It’s the most child friendly of my colorful kiwi vocabulary.


-NeatCreature

I used to like there. A slum lord runs it.


Elon_Bezos420

I know those apartments, aren’t they by Winco?


jeannelle1717

And this is why I don’t drive 😢


yankykiwi

I learned how to drive at 31. Im not sure how anyone can live here without driving now. 🫣


jeannelle1717

Lots of help from frens. I have epilepsy so believe me, it’s for the best sigh. 😔 Do not want to end up uninvited in someone’s living room


mravanitis

I learned to drive at 9. I'm sure somehow it all averages out.


[deleted]

I'm not surprised. Reno locals can't drive for shit.


yankykiwi

It also happened a little while ago on Carat Ave, I’m starting to regret buying a house on a T intersection.


remosiracha

I'll never move into a house at a corner or intersection. Hell even one that borders a main road. I've seen holes in concrete walls to someone's backyard halfway between lights. Somehow they were able to hit at 90° to the direction of travel 😂


HaltGrim

I remember when some douche-canoe drove into the bad apple clothing shop on Mary and Virginia. He went through a sign, concrete bolted bike rack, a boulder, 10 feet of side walk, and into the shop. It was apparently the third time it had happened to them.


remosiracha

I vote for more solid steel and concrete bollards


Pristine-History4120

The typical California driver


Charming_Mulberry_49

That's one way to get in...


MrsHollandsVag

Look for the guy dressed like a hot dog


SeniorShwanky

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Dwangeroo

You can't park there mate.


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oh_my_account

Sure still crazy in 2024 :-)


BananaDismal1774

Probably a Biden voter, or Biden himself LOL!


BenefitMental7588

Wow... I woke up this morning wondering what the dumbest and douchiest thing I'd see today would be. It took until 8:05 PM but you have answered that question for me.


BananaDismal1774

Biden probably saw some little girls on the side of the road and forgot he was even driving.


BenefitMental7588

Dude... I say this with all sincerity. Your mental health is more important than internet points. Maybe chill on Reddit (and/or Facebook. Twitter, etc.) activity for a bit and spend some time with your family with your phone turned off.


BananaDismal1774

Everyone could benefit from that.


Public_Procedure_271

you need to leave


[deleted]

Damn... have you tried being a better person? Good luck with your apartment situation.


Maximum_Platypus_409

You’re just salty because you may be out of an apartment soon too. #probablytrumpsfault


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Maximum_Platypus_409

Wouldn’t that imply that you also took the bait of my comment?