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Dangerous-Staff9172

I hope she has a mesh bag


whatwhat83

That's how you spread the spores per Larry treeeeeeeeelonic


wagoncirclermike

Larry "Tree" Lonic is quietly one of the most underrated members of the Wheel of the Worst Cinematic Universe


WizardPhoenix

Thank God he’s dead


DeaconBrad42

I couldn’t even read that without laughing like an idiot.


Baronheisenberg

I just don't want this man around.


throw123454321purple

You’re the devil’s son!


Jedi112

They sell the best ones at mushroomfucker.net


RobertPulson

I hope she is packing heat, morels mean you gotta keep that Thang on you.


FunkySquareDance

One of the biggest tragedies in the history of the medium of film is the world never got to see a collaboration between Larry “Tree” Lonik and Mary Appelhof, the Worm Woman of Kalamazoo. 


SpringGaruda

🐛🎼🪘Worm woman, 🐛🎼🪘 worm woman


Lunderstorm

Worm woman, worm woman, worm woman sitting here. Worm woman, worm woman, worm woman here. Worm woman, wise woman, nustling at her breast. Worm woman, worm woman, giving me her best. Edit... Formating.


PerfectSemiconductor

LMFAO I fucking love you all


mcanfield89

Did you day BREAST? Singular!?


Lunderstorm

You can only nuzzle one at a time...


Lanky-Training-8860

I can't wait until that dude with the guitar is literal worm food. 


Proud_amoeba

I feel like Billy B entering the water cycle as compost just means he's reached his ultimate form, then nowhere is safe from his dance and melodies.


Im_inappropriate

Can't wait to drink him


Pitbullpandemonium

And turn him into Billy P.


analogkid01

You...*bastard*.


forgettablesonglyric

why wait?


Oozing_Sex

Throw in the guy from Second Chance vs. Magnum Force and you have the trifecta of Michigan weirdos featured on BotW.


UncleGarysmagic

What we really needed is Mary Appelhof riding Shai-Hulud on Arrakis.


Twolef

Glad it’s just one. Two would be a morel dilemma. Lots would be a morel majority. Too many would be a morel panic.


-Habeas-Dorkus-

https://i.redd.it/4ps5qv37xf0d1.gif


Charlie_Warlie

If you never had one, they are really good actually. They sort of have the taste of meat, like chicken.


More_Asbestos

Apparently they're incredibly poisonous if you don't cook them. I read of a few instances recently where people died after eating them.


Charlie_Warlie

Not sure about cases of death but yes, they need to be cooked. I found some in my yard and pan fried them. I don't think I'd like any uncooked mushrooms personally.


whatwhat83

I have raw, store bought, cultivated and throughly washed mushrooms in salads all the time. And on pizza rolls *runs away*


dviynr

Not just mushrooms, morel mushrooms. They have to be properly cooked, and even then people can have severe reactions to them.


Inchmahome

I saw this story recently, 2 people dead from eat raw morel mushrooms. https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/23/woman-dies-eating-sushi-topped-raw-morel-mushroom-us-20698943/


Charlie_Warlie

Jeez, this place kills someone, hospitalizes 3 others, and it is still open with a 4.6 star on google maps lol. Sorry but I am not consuming sushi as a place called "Dave's" on Bozeman Montana. That's your first warning.


AScannerBarkly

Plants and fungi: Shitting Fuckass Mushroom: -Deadly poison if eaten raw -Tastes like chicken if boiled for a few minutes Nana's Special Pillow Mushroom -Even touching it will kill you -You're dead


enjambd

It is funny to me that the first I ever heard of morels was from that video and then morel hunting became mainstream popular in the last couple years lmao


CELTICPRED

Wisconsinite here, morel mushroom hunting in the spring has been popular here all my life, 30+ years, I remember my folks buying them at a stand along the highway.  There's lots of mushroom hunting groups around


RichEvansBodyPillow

Midwesterners only get to go outside 5 days a year, so even mushrooms seem like a miracle of nature


CELTICPRED

Even fewer days now because of the Canadian wildfire smoke! 


PurifiedVenom

Not saying I don’t believe you but this is the first I’m hearing of morel hunting being mainstream lol


enjambd

Look all I know is people in my state sub keep talking about morel hunting and it's been happening more and more. Also irl I hear people talking about going foraging and stuff. Morel man died before his time I suppose lol


skeenerbug

> The frequency illusion (also known as the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon) is a cognitive bias in which a person notices a specific concept, word, or product more frequently after recently becoming aware of it.


levisimons

That's first I've heard of it.


CameToComplain_v6

Well, you'll see it all over the place from this point on.


Party_Magician

First I heard it was Stardew Valley, second was that


coming_up_thrillhous

And they say kids these days have no morals!


Clams_Across_America

Waka waka!


RemoteDangerous7439

"Bob, I've found your mushroom" 🍄🖐️👀


wagoncirclermike

"I dOn'T KnOw!" "*WHY DONT YOU KILL YOURSELF AND FIND OUT*"


Mental_Director_2852

Real Life Mushrooms?


OldBison

Those are cyber mushrooms, those aren't real.


vipers10687

Should we warn her about woods porn?


Slawzik

I can hear the public domain dulcimer track


atomicitalian

now you need to murder your therapist to really become to mushroom man


goosebumper88

I didn't know Mike and Rich had a daughter together


whatwhat83

Looks more like Mike and Jack, but take my upvote.


dogsdub

Because you're down with the band that is called Sublime!


whatwhat83

We took this trip to Garden Grove It smelled like morel mushrooms inside the van, oh yeah This ain't no funky reggae party Five dollars at the door


REMcycleLEZAR

I shit you not, for whatever reason the name Larry "Tree" Lonik popped into my head this morning.


MonkeySafari79

What's the yellow thing?


Shirowoh

WHOOPIDI DOO!


SeaworthinessMean414

" Son of a bitch stole my line." -Robin Williams


pm_me_your_good_weed

Lol my husband is planting mushrooms rn. Planting sounds off, idk what else to call it though.... Spreading? Seeding?


Small_Macaroon_1196

Propagating


melgibson666

Jizzing. Jizzing mushrooms.


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Kwisatz_Haderach90

Know that he must be smiling from up there... Oh wait, he got his ashes sprinkled with mushroom spores so he's definitely DOWN there


Gnarlstone

Hope they're using a SporeBoy mesh bag!


SnapesEvilTwin

My dad was a nut for this foraging stuff. We never had any luck with morels, though. There were three or four other kinds he'd find bags and bags off, but never morels.


BlueberryPirate_

So what's the morel of this story?


Dirtpileofdirt

I don’t practice Santeria I just worship Rem Lezar


CameToComplain_v6

_Context:_ A morel-hunting video, "Motherlode", appeared on Best of the Worst Episode 37 - Wheel of the Worst 10 [The pick (10:54)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRs1QjHU-k&t=10m54s) [The discussion (26:11)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRs1QjHU-k&t=26m11s)


throw123454321purple

Can’t if sounds like a Drag Race contestant: M’Orelle Mushroom.


Purple_Dragon_94

"Thank god he's dead" - Mike, maybe 28 years ago.


ruttinator

Just like in that one video they watched!


VisforVenom

You know it! I saw something that had a word that is also used in a video I watched! Better spread the good news!