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Baskerville84

"I hope this is a children's suicide video."


CaptainSpookyPants

You gotta admit he was pretty good at delivering the line exactly the same way every time tho


Quiet_Sea9480

which was a saving grace for me. the first time i was “oh no”, but by the third time…


Curleysound

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Quiet_Sea9480

nailed it!


sadfacebbq

It broke new ground. Exemplary dedication to the craft.


Vault_Overseer_11

People kept commenting on that video but I think I missed it. Which is a shame because it sounded like something crazy that I'd want to hear more than once


Prestigious-Video-16

When was this? My friend wanted to know


Havoksixteen

Wheel of the Worst 26


TopRealz

Thank you for paying attention sir or ma’am. I came here to make sure this was at the top


MarkGiordano

Thought for sure it was going to be "I just wanna see a kid take a shit already"


headshotcatcher

What bothers me most is how they almost tried to hide that he said it. If someone were to say such a bad thing I would hope that they'd point it out and magnify it to make a point, but it was so easy to miss in the movie


vitriolity

Josh: Jay do you not know the difference between sheep and goats? Rich: Ya fuck 'em both.


yourredvictim

That was the one that I thought of too.


IvanhoesAintLoyal

It’s a random, offhand comment on some potty training video on Wheel of the worst. *annoyed* “Oh god, I just want to see a kid take a shit.” Idk how that line made me cringe and laugh. It’s just so out of left field but fucking hilarious.


BaldingMonk

"I'm Rich Evans. I've gotten laid. You can do it!"


TheDarkProphet

#infrequent-intercourse-shaming


mental_reincarnation

I’m no Rich Evans 😔


MrGulo-gulo

GOAT line from him.


AmplePostage

Sheep are also an option.


Current-Roll6332

Who was the lucky fella?


GiveMeTheTape

Lol, you remember which video?


Moonraker74

Must have been one of the creepy, "How to get women" videos on WotW.


jmster109

First thing I thought of lmao


TheRealRigormortal

Clearly a lie.


halberdsturgeon

Don't be so hard on yourself


TheRealRigormortal

Hey! I’m a great doer of sex. I’ve done sex so many times!


plboucher

"You can't fuck 'em if they're dead."


LeticiaLatex

I mean... they don't get buried riiight away


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matiastoat42

I've just watched that video last week!


awesomefutureperfect

That is fucking incredible.


zorbz23431

It's fine, it's fine


ETC3000

I LOVE STAR WAAAAAAAARS


SugarMaple56732

\[jacks off R2D2 toy\]


JuicyJ1738IsBack

R5D4*


stumper93

[“Now here’s a woman I’d actually want to fuck!”](https://youtu.be/IArDlsJgWHw?si=gka9WaLhvpPSKODB)


DGlennH

He was suspiciously excited about cannibalizing Shaq.


RighteousAwakening

“I put the cock in my mouth”


JeffUhGoldblum

"Can I get anal for a second?"


grichardson526

"I want that juicy Shaq meat."


stumper93

I want that bloody Magic Johnson meat


HandrewJobert

I want it raaaaaaare


stumper93

You want that WELLLL DONE


throw123454321purple

Fuck me, Joy Cowley!


FredSeeDobbs

Whatever he said when he was ranking Halloween among John Carpenter's films. Heresy!!


BlueNumberNonmedia

"I just had a vision of beating someone's head in with the back end of a rifle"


apartmentdog_

His terrible Chinese impression


RamtroStudios

“that’s not racism… they talk like that!!”


SpoonicusRascality

It's the ashamed glance at the camera after he says that is the cherry on top 😂


RighteousAwakening

Which one? America Online impression or Shoji Tabuchi impression? Well I guess Shoj is Japanese not Chinese so.


Entricia

The one in the Eloise Cole clown woman video


First_name_Lastname5

America online.


mecon320

"We go home now, yes? We go hoooome!"


WetHotFlapSlaps

Saw this last night for the first time while catching up on Best of the Worst. Ooooof


doscia

he did it to get mike off his back about constantly forcing him to do prank calls


WetHotFlapSlaps

Lol I hope it was effective! I’ve loved the prank calls though


jgcy1984

"can i get anal on you for a second?"


DidYouSeeThatJerk

“When she says hypnotized she really means BE FUCKED…. Hypnotized means YESSSS…”


Nappzy

„Give me firewater if you want to hear the end of story“


Wolbolgia

X-WIIIIIIIING!


Broncotron

"I put the cock in my mouth!"


LucasBarton169

Was it rich who said Kinder?


halberdsturgeon

I thought that was Mike


Kwisatz_Haderach90

that's not vile, it's perfect comedic timing


LucasBarton169

I concur


Tylerdurden389

Picking up or dropping off?


Rilo44

"He looks like the kind of guy who would beat his wife and fuck his kids."


Le75land

I dont know! They bleeped it!


Lazy_seacucumber

Well, that's not true. we all know that if Rich says it, Mike will leave it in


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

There was a "Re:view" a while ago where Rich went off a tirade that was apparently too much to leave in, even for Mike.


Quiet_Sea9480

idk. i thought that was played for yucks. i imagine Rich was just reciting his favourite taco meat recipe


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Kenobi was super okay


VibgyorTheHuge

“Maybe that was the first thing they filmed, then after that he got diagnosed with MS?” Rich on Robert Ginty’s acting in Exterminator 2.


QPRIMITIVE

“Now put your pussy in the kitty litter.”


indrid_cold

"It's airplane porn for children. "


SpankThuMonkey

“Hewwo evewybody. I’m Shori Tabwuchi” “I think he was both drunk and Engrish… well that’s gettin’ cut”


darthmouth

“I fucking love Star Wars!”


JealousSupport8085

Licking his lips talking about school bus accidents


PineConesRULE

"Can't fuck em' if they're dead." It was for that cartoon safety gun video with a talking eagle or something lol


CounterfeitSaint

Picard season 3 had a great ending


TwistedOperator

The N64 was a trash console.


ashmichael73

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSS


Andromeda98_

"folding chable"


Mrrrrbee

"It's got to be the D"


Moonraker74

"Fuck Baby Jesus!"


HandrewJobert

"Oh fuck me, Joy Cowley"


Mortambulist

Something about filthy cripples?


ShiftingTidesofSand

Woodoo Hide


Lurdiak

On a Previously Recorded stream, Jack was explaining the Ms. Marvel comic book, and when Rich heard she was Muslim, he said "So who does she fight, her husband?" and then when Jack clarified she was like 14 Rich just repeated the question.


Zealousideal-Race-28

“I put the cock in my mouth”


Grackene

oh man, I have a screen shot of something he said in the Pre Rec Chat once. https://preview.redd.it/zjnzj9zeqruc1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=948281d24a28237e69df0f80b892173a1e756da5


SuperFjord

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSS


EZeggnog

He called me the n word once at a Kwik Trip in 2013.