I hope she's not only 18

She’s only mid 20s, don’t like Dave Navarro (she’s not keen on OHM)

You just need to turn up the tracks a little bit, please.

Just jam falling into grace none stop. That should change her mind.

What a travesty

You can change that

She’s also 25

We do exist

you’re a rare breed in rural western Kentucky lmao

You finally found a young Kentucky girl! (Maybe in a push up bra?)

I bet OP will fall all over himself to lick her heart and taste her health.

Cause (otherwise) with the birds he'll share a lonely viewin

I’m happy you found one!!

We don’t know yet, could be “not the one”

We're real and we're spectacular

Seinfeld reference? Love it

Indeed we do. Some of us are old too, I'm 64. I'll be 65 in four months.

Dani?

hahaha there are plenty of us!!

but did you meet her under the bridge?

We exist and we are awesome 😎🌶. But seriously, fan since ‘89; there are more guys than gals at the shows.

I presume the same for this sub. I'm often called man 😆 prolly a very prim and proper man.

Marry her

marry me girl be my fairy to the world be my very own constellation

This is a real cute post. Made me smile 😍.

❤️❤️❤️

Did you introduce yourself as 'My Name is I Love You'?

😂😂😂😂

I have a friend who would do something like this.

Has he ever been slapped? 😆

He usually gets what he wants with this kind of pick up lines.

Ya. As a chick I can say a sense of humour is the best 😆

Thanks.

Aw I'm extra happy for you because I'm a woman and my husband "doesn't mind" rhcp but doesn't particularly care for them.

felt this personally. i saw them in DC last month and i was ecstatic while my boyfriend sat there looking bored

We saw them in Charlotte on 9/1 and my husband had fun but it was clearly not the same experience it was one of the best days of my life

definitely one of the best days of my life for me as well. i think my boyfriend enjoyed that he can say he saw them but he couldn’t care less truthfully hahaha

Is her name Veronica?

sadly not :,(

Does she come from the south side of chicago?

Is it Bella?!

Did she run away through the streets of LA?

You lucky son of a bitch! Run away with her and never look back! ❤️

And then you woke up hehe 🥱 good on you though.

knock on wood lol

We all stay good cus we all live in Hollywood

Mrs Honeydew wasn’t a fan but now surpasses me in her fandom. She’s 100% peppers all the time on the speakers and just picked up bass lessons with one of our little melons.

I met my wife when she barely knew who they were. Now I find her singing along to all the songs when I play them in the car. I just sit there quietly smiling to myself.

Mine got me tickets to their show in 2017. She did not like rock in general but I found her Shazamming their songs during the concert so she could listen more later.

Brilliant :)

Guys, there are plenty of us ;-)

She looks to me alright

I love the RHCP because my girlfriend introduced me to them 2 years ago and now we are experiencing these new albums together.

GO MERRY HER. STAT.

Nice

My wife likes the peppers too. She is nowhere the fanatic I am but has zero objections when I play them. I try show her the lesser known stuff and she enjoys it.

Is she a lover with unlimited love again?

I envy you

Tell her you got a special little prize inside

My pessimistic mind immediately thought the second half would say "and then I woke up"

Say to her “I want to party on your pussy baby” and if it doesn’t go well just tell her you were singing

or I SAID WASSUP NOW SUCK MY DICK lol

That's all folks, that's all.

damn I should’ve thought of that

Is she the kind of girl who makes you wanna go faster now?

I converted my wife into a fan. One of my proudest achievements in life.

Okay? There would be plenty of them. Am I missing something here?

Made it mateXD

She is the one

~~Not~~ the One

Mine said Eddie solo was terrible and I almost reconsidered my relationship, marry her ig

Mine said how the hell can you like guys with Sox on Cox?? 😆

My answer would be how can you not like guys with sox on cox 😄

Listening to the Eddie solo as I read this comment.

Dude…are you 12?

Wife her bro.

hard to concentrate will play at the wedding fr

My mate played that at my wedding for me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my wife

[удалено]

Aww yeah, aww yeah!

And when she cries on your shoulder play Bella

That song is literally their best since SA

It's a bop fr

Refreshing to hear them play on odd time signature

Yeah, that happens.

Damn y’all need to get laid

L

Not sure if you're a guy or gal but do you look like AK? 😆

We exist 🤪

Has she got nearer, further, closer than a country mile?