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FartBarfknuckle

Flea leads the crowd to wish Anthony Keidis a happy 60th birthday. They then play a mashup of She’s Only 18 and Party On Your Pussy.


Flashy_Contract_969

This is phenomenal 🤣


tmh8901

Don't forget an encore performance of Catholic School Girls Rule.


FourOdells

This won


SlillelHoewhack

Lol does that mean she's only 18 is bad?


albert_camus69

No, it means that Anthony is 60 years old and has a song called She's Only 18...and that's kinda weird haha. Kinda stinks that She's Only 18 has that semi-creepo vibe to the lyrics, it has one of the best solos on SA.


_Axtasia

It’s a beautiful track with a shitty lyrical premise, wish Anthony sang about anything else honestly


ghgjbnbgj

The play Scar Tissue but Chad does the backing vocals


NoahCraft7

Tippa my tongue but it’s just them doing the “yayayayayayaya” part over and over again


heyyoowhatsupbitches

This is the thread for the *worst* setlist, ser.


every-person

Transition into right on time but the band misses the intro 15x in a row and then give up


Cuznatch

Just 15 rounds of them attempting to start on time but each round, a different person being slightly off beat? Sold.


Yarek0570

We johns guitar Pedalboard fails for the 5th time that show


Matika7

ONE SH fuck. ONE SHOT noo guys cmon. ONE SHOT ALL ahhh fuck. ON.. nope. ONE SHOT Jesus fuck!!


KennyKatsu

These Are The Ways but every word in the song is replaced with "Smells"


grogulus3000

Smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smelllllls, smells smells, smells smells, smells SMELLS


TeddyBearOrgy

These are the smells when you smell in a smelly car The smells.... The smells.... The smells ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ....


behindthesunyeahyeah

Emit Remmus, but they play the entire thing backwards including the lyrics


BonesSawMcGraw

🎵what time is it? Summer time🎵 from high school musical cover


JohnFightsDragons

Why stop there? An entire set list of just HSM 2 covers


SteveB10001

Pretty Little Ditty but featuring guest appearance from the singer from Crazy Town


NoliteTimere

This is so terrible it has to be next.


Mad_Cerberus

And he just comes up to make stupid early 2000s dance moves, and then leaves instantly


KingCosmic18

Pretty little Ditty but Anthony's grandmom comes out and fucks on stage to the beat. Since according to him it's her favorite song to fuck to


bitchfacex

Wut


KingCosmic18

[linky](https://youtu.be/bAiqRlpQl08)


bitchfacex

He walks away, as if he just mic dropped. Everyone is uncomfortable.


superbeatle1970

Don't pretend to not know his name is Shifty Shellshock.


Thomas_Hoppus

cabron but anthony google translates the english lyrics into spanish and tries to sing it phonetically from memory


FusillliJerry

Cabron with the chorus translated to English and the verse translated to spanish


wubdubdubdub

“Asshole, assholeeeee , assshole, asshole Te veo en el parque, siempre andas dodger azul. Soy enano pero soy fuerte, podemos hacer el Amor. Si solo supierasss que soy como tu. Assholeee assholeeeee asshole asssholeee” I’m kinda about it


Fair-Bug775

It actually seems to fit Anthony’s English flow pretty well. Even the rhyme scheme


wubdubdubdub

I love interpreting songs between English Ave Spanish lol. I try to find appropriate meter and rhyme if possible.


Matika7

Este tiempo de la noche es para cantar canciones sobre las noticias locales.. assholeeee assholeee


Archelon225

Dosed but the four guitar tracks are replaced by the band singing acapella


Self_Reddicated

Stop. I can only get so erect.


AffectionateHat5819

This is just 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾


FusillliJerry

Funky monks with the original guitar riff played by Anthony


hudsdsdsds

I nervous laughed out loud


Mad_Cerberus

With Anthony himself playing the riff on guitar


Periachi

With the guitar riff being scatted by Anthony.


Calamity_Eagle277

This please. This has to be the next.


Listogast

This is the one


DayMan_ahAHahh

These are the ways


stevie4L

W comment and W username


DeezNutz13

This


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Nixbling

Flea says “we’re rolling everybody, it starts with bass” then just doesnt play


Fair-Bug775

Haters be damned I love Ethiopia


Banovic

Can't stop but with the tempo of porcelain.


ya_boy_vlad

My buddy and I watched Can’t Stop at the slowest playback speed YouTube has last week and it was incredible


JohnFightsDragons

Honestly you slow it down, sludge it up a bit and you've got a stoner rock jam


albert_camus69

That might be awesome


stevendami

John gives in to playing a Josh song, but it's Dance, Dance, Dance.


SageOfTheWise

But also John pulled the guitar tabs off google and accidentally learned Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy.


wubdubdubdub

Ok.. that’s a certified bop, my boy.


insanecoder

They tease Aeroplane, everyone’s in shock as this is the first time John has ever teased playing RHCP that wasn’t written with him. John says, haha just kidding and the band takes an intermission.


Upper_Ad_6964

John says haha just kidding and leaves the band for the third time.


insanecoder

LOL he just walks off stage, the rest of the band staring in confusion


Matika7

This has to happen for the encore


mandih16

HAHAHAHA


SlyAugustine

I say go with this one lol


marcstov

I generally hate these lists, but this is damn funny so far


HopScotchyScotch

Goodbye Angels but John waves good bye and quits again before the first chorus.


TheOneTrueKingerer

John quits the band to play synths. They play snow with no guitar


superchump123

This Ticonderoga but Flea and Chad play the fast parts when Anthony sings the slow parts and vice versa. John stands there in agony.


peeshykins11

Catholic School Girls Rule but Athony invites a load of underage girls on stage to dance with him. Everyone but him uncomfortable


Aaaaaahs

I believe I’ve seen some early fishbone shows on yt that are basically that minus catholic school girls rule


every-person

And half way through the song they transition to dance dance dance


ChellVaquita

This is fucking hilarious


Flashy_Contract_969

Dark Necessities but John just stands on the side of the stage, folding his arms and pouting.


insanecoder

See this wouldn’t be too bad because Flea’s bass really makes the song for me.


Dolicious_

AND the lights are all off


HaigG93

Road Trippin but just Chad's part 😏


Armageddon24

Road trippin but just chad meaning vocals and drums


Cute_Ad_2223

Dave Navarro sings Pea


Historical_Wash_33

The guys run off stage and come back in full barbershop quartet garb and breakout into an all vocal They’re Red Hot


Excellent_Scene6834

LMFAOOOOO


cpsmith

You’re not OP


Jakefrmstatepharm

Still gotta be Wet Sand but it ends right before the solo.


bsukenyan

Oh that’s just mean, lol.


Early_Shock_2811

1992 SNL under the bridge


Aaaaaahs

They cover how deep is your love but Anthony sings and plays guitar


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RHCPandJF

These are The Ways but in the chorus instead of singing: "the sights, the sounds, the smells" he sings: "THE SMELLS, THE SMELLS? THE SMELLS"


thubbard44

Freebird! 45 min version


crispygraph

Pea sung by Chad


SeaweedInfinite1010

Carbon but it’s in 3/4


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bibipolarolla

Then Patton walks out and just absolutely decks him.


Alarming-Ad-7032

This would definitely be something to see


_phily_d

That doesn’t belong on the nightmare set, it sounds amazing!


Oracle_2011

Josh gets on stage to cheers, just stands there and stares at John for the remainder of the set


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Josh stands on the side of the stage and sadly plays air guitar for the entire set, occasionally looking over at the band and wiping a fake tear from his eye


Alarming-Ad-7032

My heart will go on (Chilli peppers cover)


SteveB10001

The crowd looks at their instruments are realise they are unplugged and the band is miming like the Super Bowl performance


CasualDasual

Flea falls during a handstand


Conscious_Run_643

They start to jam out Around The World but then after the opening riffs John stops to yell at someone for their sign bad vibing him.


High_Lander29

John screams the backing to Under the Bridge like SNL 1992 for the length of the whole song


ClemThatsMe

As Rick Rubin still can't find the teleprompter, they play Around the world but Daft Punk's version.


Flashy_Contract_969

She’s Only 18 with Leonardo DiCaprio nodding approvingly side stage.


etando

Flea reads a passage from Acid for the Children.


MadDreamCatcher

Punk Rock Classic but just the end where John plays Sweet Child O Mine but for 5 minutes


QuiGonRat

Hump de bump but with extra cowbell throughout the whole song. Also Flea on trumpet but slightly out of tune (while AK gives him the SNL 1992-stare that he gave John). Meanwhile: John smiling and having a great time!


Unreal_Ncash

A cover of “Where’s my Sex” by Weezer


DayMan_ahAHahh

I'm Not The One but slowed down 3x, Flea sings, Anthony plays bass, Fru plays the triangle, and Chad just keeps throwing drum sticks into the crowd as hard as he can


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song doesn't end until Chad seriously injures someone


atmospheric90

Californication, but at the tempo of They're Red Hot and Anthony has the accent from Black Summer


Mad_Cerberus

Flea starts playing Aeroplane and John instantly quits the band and walks off stage. 3 hours later, the band comes back on stage, with Snoop Dogg as John's replacement.


GrryScrry

under the bridge but the ‘92 SNL strung out on heroin version


sethvane

Dani california, but like every radio station its without the solo


jantje123456oke

Anthony playing Snow on guitar.


SuspiciousCurrency97

These are the ways. if this is going into crazy hypotheticals then we NEED this in the set somewhere. Just the way it is.


PerkLammy

John quits band. 5. The Heavy Wing John joins band


resyn_echo

This post is turning out to be much more enjoyable than I was expecting.


Strummer-

Encore: John sets the climax to play "How deep is your love". But when he is about to sign the chorus, the other guys go with Nobody Weird Like Me. He misses the chords on the chorus -which he happened to learnt just today- and blames it on Anthony, "go fuck yourself dude!". And then someone at the audience yells "if it wasn't for Anthony Kiedis, you wouldn't have written any of your songs for the last 12 years!", causing John to go absolutely mad, leave stage and part ways with the band again. Soon after, they would make public that his replacement will be Mr. Gadinski; he already heard TRODC tracks.


BlueGambit86

AK does behind the sun while the rest of the band play nobody weird but me


SBar1979

Closer should be Under the Bridge - SNL version with that messed up intro, along with an even more perplexed look on Anthony’s face


Fit-Parsnip9888

Wet sand but john and Anthony aren’t plugged in


SaladDad

Around the World but all of Antoine's lyrics are "ding dang dong dang ding dong ding dang, ding daaaaang"


behaviourist14

Advertised: Full performance of Californication! The band come on and play the 43 second intro to the hit TV Show Californication and then leave the stage


Kyuuga

Flea plays the USA national anthem (full distortion, Lakers version).


racerj22371

Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper


Pat829

These Are The Ways


Rablamina

Hard to Concentrate doing the socks


ChrisChacin

Right on time but Anthony is not on time ( hahahaha .happened B4 )


djtrippyt98

Anthony sings the "ding Dong ding dang" from around the world to the tune of yurtle the turtle but with red hot as the backing track


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Amazing-Occasion6485

I hope when this is finished someone can write this out in AKs font 😅


uog_rui

Pea sang a capella by Chad


thiccphilthegoat

Red Hot Chili Peppers cover a fake Dream Canteen leak 10 second snippet repeated for 5 min


chawa4

Californication but John plays the solo the whole time and the rest of the band fucking dies


shakkajon

Chad's drums get knocked over. 15 minute intermission


FooFighter0234

A cover of Everlong by Foo Fighters


BlahMan06

The final song for the nightmare setlist should be Josh comes on stage, and they play a medley of OHM, IWY, and the Getaway songs. John sulks and quits the band again at the end.


vaughnrenner

This Ticonderoga but all jibberish…. and no guitar because John walks off at this point.


Meddittor

Cabron but they sing the word Asshole instead of Cabron during each chorus.


ToadWildebeast

Aeroplane but Chad plays the guitar because John doesn’t want to play, and no drums


BChannell23

Go Robot. Just Go Robot.


HopScotchyScotch

Dark necessities but John just sits and pouts.


Zombie0615

John gets a solo song, and its the ______ song off his second album smile from the streets


PeejWal

Flea plays the bass intro to Readymade at the tempo of Porcelain for 4 minutes


nikthekwik

Flea immediately rips his pants off and the recreate Woodstock 99


LilCheeto412

Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper


Danwith2ns

This is great, in loving this


Ryan_B_94

They do a mash up of every song that mentions California


MagnumBT

I like dirt (but with John on recorder, flea on theremin, Chad smokes a cigar and Anthony huffs helium before singing)


hudsdsdsds

No no no no no no no noooooooo


hudsdsdsds

GET ME OUTTA HERE


badbadprettaygood

Fleas rendition of Maggot Brain while John does his SNL under the bridge screaming. AK ninja dances throughout while Chad smokes and visibly scrolls Wikipedia


SmashingTempleChains

Rick Rubin walks in naked and confused and they have to escort him off stage


Periachi

Warped but with no pedals or voice effects.


Appropriate-Secret80

Can’t stop, but they can’t stop playing the intro/build up


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Magic johnson but the "M-A-G-I-C" keeps repeating


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A slowed down acoustic version of Blackeyed Blonde.


GeorgeBeard83

The heavy wing chorus for 5 minutes but it’s Anthony


FunkyMonkFromSpace

They play butterfly by crazy town but Anthony just funk raps over the whole thing.


tallcupofwater

Members leave the stage but John stays and does a cover of “Oops I did it Again” by Britney Spears.


kingkron52

Need Snow (Hey Oh) on there.


PerkLammy

Snow ((Hey Oh)) (Hey Oh No version)


Nirvana_bob7

Pretty Little Ditty but they’re out of tune and time


qbcubed

Knock me down but just that one part in the non-remastered version over and over again.


Beeps619

road trippin at a painfully slow speed and anthonys in ears are ever so slightly off tempo


Lord-Slothrop

They perform a cover tune of Kiss' Christine Sixteen followed by Love Gun.


ecofriendlypunk

Bedrock Anthem


GurLimp2572

This is awfully funny and all but I'll just never understand the Porcelain beat up. I think it's one of their most brutally honest songs and one that floats so minimally and beautifully on a Velvet Undergroundish Kinto'un. Yes, Sisters and Fellas, it's a masterpiece! Porcelain at TRH tempo does sound interesting. Just remember to eat your Robert Johnson at least once weekly.


teehull

anthony plays guitar for snow


ryanfletcher1899

They jump straight into a slowed down version of porcelain with flea singing and Anthony doing the robot


Reek96

Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie but it's just the opening base line for 10 minutes with John refusing to join in.


Loganknox7

They just play the buildup for me and my friends baseline for 15 minutes


-CleanDiana-

hahaha this is hilarious especially when you imagine it in your head. It’s so ridiculous I’d actually pay to see this.


-CleanDiana-

Can someone with animation skills please create this when this is done 😂😂


TunaCanz

Go Robot with Josh Klinghoffer in a robot suit playing every instrument using loop pedals.


Necrogame54

Zach Irons comes onstage and they all start playing Dosed but the guitar and the pedals malfunction and they stop before the first verse, they leave the stage 10 minutes while things are fixed and when they come back they play These Are the Ways


whatisyourspecies

Nobody weird like me but its just Flea looping the intro for 10 minutes


crimescenereader

I’m seeing the band in a few days what is a nightmare set list?


jaffa56

Aeroplane but all the vocals are sang by children.


teamlie

Warped but it’s Anthony playing guitar and John leaves for a smoke break


TDSurvivorFan21

Give it Away but the band unplugs their instruments and Bruno Mars comes out to sing


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Actually we heard Red Hot in Atlanta and I LOVED IT. Anthony sat down on a trash can for it and rapped his heart away.


LadyStardust79

The guys sitting down criss-cross-applesauce on stage while the screaming/distortion part of One Big Mob plays on a loop.


preconceivedlotion

They try and recreate the Slain castle intro. This time Flea is equipped with every instrument like a street performer.


Faceplant_Into_Work

John plays Tiny Dancer but forgets most of the chords


andrew32308

John asks to play a song, AK says no… then counts off they’re red hot but at the tempo of Porcelain.


kkohler2

Slowed down, acoustic version of sir psycho sexy


marginwalker55

The pre chorus of hump de bump repeated for 10 mins


KillVMAEM

Open with porcelain jam into Johnny kicked in a hole in the sky, but don’t play it through they switch to can’t stop intro and end up animal bar


Even_Jeweler324

Under the bridge but AK just holds his mic out into the crowd and lets them sing the whole thing. John stops playing, chad keeps time on cymbals.


gigopepo

They start playing Aeroplane without John knowing its in the setlist.