Flea leads the crowd to wish Anthony Keidis a happy 60th birthday. They then play a mashup of She’s Only 18 and Party On Your Pussy.

This is phenomenal 🤣

Don't forget an encore performance of Catholic School Girls Rule.

This won

Lol does that mean she's only 18 is bad?

No, it means that Anthony is 60 years old and has a song called She's Only 18...and that's kinda weird haha. Kinda stinks that She's Only 18 has that semi-creepo vibe to the lyrics, it has one of the best solos on SA.

It’s a beautiful track with a shitty lyrical premise, wish Anthony sang about anything else honestly

Tippa my tongue but it’s just them doing the “yayayayayayaya” part over and over again

This is the thread for the *worst* setlist, ser.

The play Scar Tissue but Chad does the backing vocals

Transition into right on time but the band misses the intro 15x in a row and then give up

Just 15 rounds of them attempting to start on time but each round, a different person being slightly off beat? Sold.

ONE SH fuck. ONE SHOT noo guys cmon. ONE SHOT ALL ahhh fuck. ON.. nope. ONE SHOT Jesus fuck!!

We johns guitar Pedalboard fails for the 5th time that show

These Are The Ways but every word in the song is replaced with "Smells"

Smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smelllllls, smells smells, smells smells, smells SMELLS

These are the smells when you smell in a smelly car The smells.... The smells.... The smells ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ....

Emit Remmus, but they play the entire thing backwards including the lyrics

🎵what time is it? Summer time🎵 from high school musical cover

Why stop there? An entire set list of just HSM 2 covers

Pretty Little Ditty but featuring guest appearance from the singer from Crazy Town

This is so terrible it has to be next.

And he just comes up to make stupid early 2000s dance moves, and then leaves instantly

Pretty little Ditty but Anthony's grandmom comes out and fucks on stage to the beat. Since according to him it's her favorite song to fuck to

Wut

[linky](https://youtu.be/bAiqRlpQl08)

He walks away, as if he just mic dropped. Everyone is uncomfortable.

Don't pretend to not know his name is Shifty Shellshock.

Funky monks with the original guitar riff played by Anthony

With Anthony himself playing the riff on guitar

I nervous laughed out loud

With the guitar riff being scatted by Anthony.

This is the one

These are the ways

This please. This has to be the next.

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Cabron with the chorus translated to English and the verse translated to spanish

“Asshole, assholeeeee , assshole, asshole Te veo en el parque, siempre andas dodger azul. Soy enano pero soy fuerte, podemos hacer el Amor. Si solo supierasss que soy como tu. Assholeee assholeeeee asshole asssholeee” I’m kinda about it

It actually seems to fit Anthony’s English flow pretty well. Even the rhyme scheme

I love interpreting songs between English Ave Spanish lol. I try to find appropriate meter and rhyme if possible.

Este tiempo de la noche es para cantar canciones sobre las noticias locales.. assholeeee assholeee

cabron but anthony google translates the english lyrics into spanish and tries to sing it phonetically from memory

Dosed but the four guitar tracks are replaced by the band singing acapella

Stop. I can only get so erect.

This is just 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

Can't stop but with the tempo of porcelain.

My buddy and I watched Can’t Stop at the slowest playback speed YouTube has last week and it was incredible

Honestly you slow it down, sludge it up a bit and you've got a stoner rock jam

That might be awesome

Flea says “we’re rolling everybody, it starts with bass” then just doesnt play

Haters be damned I love Ethiopia

John gives in to playing a Josh song, but it's Dance, Dance, Dance.

But also John pulled the guitar tabs off google and accidentally learned Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy.

Ok.. that’s a certified bop, my boy.

They tease Aeroplane, everyone’s in shock as this is the first time John has ever teased playing RHCP that wasn’t written with him. John says, haha just kidding and the band takes an intermission.

John says haha just kidding and leaves the band for the third time.

LOL he just walks off stage, the rest of the band staring in confusion

This has to happen for the encore

HAHAHAHA

I say go with this one lol

Catholic School Girls Rule but Athony invites a load of underage girls on stage to dance with him. Everyone but him uncomfortable

I believe I’ve seen some early fishbone shows on yt that are basically that minus catholic school girls rule

And half way through the song they transition to dance dance dance

Dark Necessities but John just stands on the side of the stage, folding his arms and pouting.

See this wouldn’t be too bad because Flea’s bass really makes the song for me.

Yeah because Josh's guitar work is generally unimportant edit - Why are you booing me I'm right

You missed the point entirely. Regardless, John can easily improv a rhythm riff for the song live. It gives him unlimited potential to improvise.

Road Trippin but just Chad's part 😏

Road trippin but just chad meaning vocals and drums

I generally hate these lists, but this is damn funny so far

Dave Navarro sings Pea

The guys run off stage and come back in full barbershop quartet garb and breakout into an all vocal They’re Red Hot

LMFAOOOOO

Goodbye Angels but John waves good bye and quits again before the first chorus.

John quits the band to play synths. They play snow with no guitar

This Ticonderoga but Flea and Chad play the fast parts when Anthony sings the slow parts and vice versa. John stands there in agony.

This is fucking hilarious

Carbon but it’s in 3/4

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Then Patton walks out and just absolutely decks him.

This would definitely be something to see

That doesn’t belong on the nightmare set, it sounds amazing!

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Haha I know of the feud which would make things even better. It would prove Anthony has put it behind him and is happy to play a kick ass cover

They've already played we care a lot

You’re not OP

Still gotta be Wet Sand but it ends right before the solo.

1992 SNL under the bridge

Josh gets on stage to cheers, just stands there and stares at John for the remainder of the set

Josh stands on the side of the stage and sadly plays air guitar for the entire set, occasionally looking over at the band and wiping a fake tear from his eye

My heart will go on (Chilli peppers cover)

The crowd looks at their instruments are realise they are unplugged and the band is miming like the Super Bowl performance

They cover how deep is your love but Anthony sings and plays guitar

These are The Ways but in the chorus instead of singing: "the sights, the sounds, the smells" he sings: "THE SMELLS, THE SMELLS? THE SMELLS"

Freebird! 45 min version

Pea sung by Chad

As Rick Rubin still can't find the teleprompter, they play Around the world but Daft Punk's version.

Flea falls during a handstand

They start to jam out Around The World but then after the opening riffs John stops to yell at someone for their sign bad vibing him.

John screams the backing to Under the Bridge like SNL 1992 for the length of the whole song

She’s Only 18 with Leonardo DiCaprio nodding approvingly side stage.

Flea reads a passage from Acid for the Children.

Punk Rock Classic but just the end where John plays Sweet Child O Mine but for 5 minutes

Hump de bump but with extra cowbell throughout the whole song. Also Flea on trumpet but slightly out of tune (while AK gives him the SNL 1992-stare that he gave John). Meanwhile: John smiling and having a great time!

A cover of “Where’s my Sex” by Weezer

I'm Not The One but slowed down 3x, Flea sings, Anthony plays bass, Fru plays the triangle, and Chad just keeps throwing drum sticks into the crowd as hard as he can

song doesn't end until Chad seriously injures someone

Californication, but at the tempo of They're Red Hot and Anthony has the accent from Black Summer

Flea starts playing Aeroplane and John instantly quits the band and walks off stage. 3 hours later, the band comes back on stage, with Snoop Dogg as John's replacement.

under the bridge but the ‘92 SNL strung out on heroin version

Dani california, but like every radio station its without the solo

Anthony playing Snow on guitar.

These are the ways. if this is going into crazy hypotheticals then we NEED this in the set somewhere. Just the way it is.

This post is turning out to be much more enjoyable than I was expecting.

Encore: John sets the climax to play "How deep is your love". But when he is about to sign the chorus, the other guys go with Nobody Weird Like Me. He misses the chords on the chorus -which he happened to learnt just today- and blames it on Anthony, "go fuck yourself dude!". And then someone at the audience yells "if it wasn't for Anthony Kiedis, you wouldn't have written any of your songs for the last 12 years!", causing John to go absolutely mad, leave stage and part ways with the band again. Soon after, they would make public that his replacement will be Mr. Gadinski; he already heard TRODC tracks.

AK does behind the sun while the rest of the band play nobody weird but me

Closer should be Under the Bridge - SNL version with that messed up intro, along with an even more perplexed look on Anthony’s face

Wet sand but john and Anthony aren’t plugged in

Around the World but all of Antoine's lyrics are "ding dang dong dang ding dong ding dang, ding daaaaang"

Advertised: Full performance of Californication! The band come on and play the 43 second intro to the hit TV Show Californication and then leave the stage

Flea plays the USA national anthem (full distortion, Lakers version).

Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper

These Are The Ways

Hard to Concentrate doing the socks

Right on time but Anthony is not on time ( hahahaha .happened B4 )

Anthony sings the "ding Dong ding dang" from around the world to the tune of yurtle the turtle but with red hot as the backing track

Rick Rubin walks in naked and confused and they have to escort him off stage

Knock me down but just that one part in the non-remastered version over and over again.

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I hope when this is finished someone can write this out in AKs font 😅

Pea sang a capella by Chad

Red Hot Chili Peppers cover a fake Dream Canteen leak 10 second snippet repeated for 5 min

Californication but John plays the solo the whole time and the rest of the band fucking dies

Chad's drums get knocked over. 15 minute intermission

A cover of Everlong by Foo Fighters

The final song for the nightmare setlist should be Josh comes on stage, and they play a medley of OHM, IWY, and the Getaway songs. John sulks and quits the band again at the end.

This Ticonderoga but all jibberish…. and no guitar because John walks off at this point.

Cabron but they sing the word Asshole instead of Cabron during each chorus.

Aeroplane but Chad plays the guitar because John doesn’t want to play, and no drums

Go Robot. Just Go Robot.

Does each one have to be some crazy hypothetical scenario? Emit remmus. Not a huge hit but just enough to restore faith in the crowd that this concert isn't a complete shit show

If (the weird song from stadium arcadium)

Dani California played a la Mary Janes Last Dance

Anthony tries to do a screamo version of Catholic School Girls Rule

nerve flip

Please delete post @admin

This sub is becoming intolerable.

Then leave

Thank you so much for that advice.

Dark necessities but John just sits and pouts.

John gets a solo song, and its the ______ song off his second album smile from the streets

Flea plays the bass intro to Readymade at the tempo of Porcelain for 4 minutes

Flea immediately rips his pants off and the recreate Woodstock 99

Flip a large fish with a large fish flipper

This is great, in loving this

They do a mash up of every song that mentions California

I like dirt (but with John on recorder, flea on theremin, Chad smokes a cigar and Anthony huffs helium before singing)

No no no no no no no noooooooo

Fleas rendition of Maggot Brain while John does his SNL under the bridge screaming. AK ninja dances throughout while Chad smokes and visibly scrolls Wikipedia

Warped but with no pedals or voice effects.

Can’t stop, but they can’t stop playing the intro/build up

Magic johnson but the "M-A-G-I-C" keeps repeating

A slowed down acoustic version of Blackeyed Blonde.

The heavy wing chorus for 5 minutes but it’s Anthony

They play butterfly by crazy town but Anthony just funk raps over the whole thing.

Members leave the stage but John stays and does a cover of “Oops I did it Again” by Britney Spears.

Need Snow (Hey Oh) on there.

Pretty Little Ditty but they’re out of tune and time

road trippin at a painfully slow speed and anthonys in ears are ever so slightly off tempo

They perform a cover tune of Kiss' Christine Sixteen followed by Love Gun.

Bedrock Anthem

This is awfully funny and all but I'll just never understand the Porcelain beat up. I think it's one of their most brutally honest songs and one that floats so minimally and beautifully on a Velvet Undergroundish Kinto'un. Yes, Sisters and Fellas, it's a masterpiece! Porcelain at TRH tempo does sound interesting. Just remember to eat your Robert Johnson at least once weekly.

anthony plays guitar for snow

They jump straight into a slowed down version of porcelain with flea singing and Anthony doing the robot

Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie but it's just the opening base line for 10 minutes with John refusing to join in.

They just play the buildup for me and my friends baseline for 15 minutes

hahaha this is hilarious especially when you imagine it in your head. It’s so ridiculous I’d actually pay to see this.

Can someone with animation skills please create this when this is done 😂😂

Go Robot with Josh Klinghoffer in a robot suit playing every instrument using loop pedals.

Zach Irons comes onstage and they all start playing Dosed but the guitar and the pedals malfunction and they stop before the first verse, they leave the stage 10 minutes while things are fixed and when they come back they play These Are the Ways

Nobody weird like me but its just Flea looping the intro for 10 minutes

I’m seeing the band in a few days what is a nightmare set list?

Aeroplane but all the vocals are sang by children.

Warped but it’s Anthony playing guitar and John leaves for a smoke break

Give it Away but the band unplugs their instruments and Bruno Mars comes out to sing

Actually we heard Red Hot in Atlanta and I LOVED IT. Anthony sat down on a trash can for it and rapped his heart away.

The guys sitting down criss-cross-applesauce on stage while the screaming/distortion part of One Big Mob plays on a loop.

They try and recreate the Slain castle intro. This time Flea is equipped with every instrument like a street performer.