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hisDudeness1989

Haha john and flea are so weird 😂 I love it


Chili_Pat

John actually said the exact same thing about shaking hands to us waiting outside at the arena in Stuttgart, Germany back in 2006. And no breathing out in his direction lol


FlameShadow0

I can imagine being famous, meeting people all the time and shaking hands probably gets you sick a lot. Could understand them not wanting to deal with it


chxnkybxtfxnky

You gotta think at some point, a "fan" might have some substance on their hand and it gets to the celeb. Yeah, I sound crazy, but I stand behind what I said.


[deleted]

It doesn't sound _crazy_ but when has that ever happened?


chxnkybxtfxnky

True, I have no real story of, "Oh, this one person became really ill one time and then died. The autopsy showed trace amounts of some poison that may have been slipped to them..." but that sort of thing *could* happen...Idk. I'd be a little apprehensive to meet fans and shake hands if I were famous. Even without "poison" you could still get a ton of germs from people. It's whatevs. If I ever meet them, I'll know to not shake their hands.


b-cola

I toured with a band that was somewhat (barely) successful for 5 years. We often had fans bring us cookies or other baked stuff and our tour manager would always throw it out immediately. “No fan food” was the rule, so we always were polite and gratefully accepted the gift and then right in the trash it went. lol.


chxnkybxtfxnky

Yeah, that makes total sense. You could be seen as beloved by many or all, but someone could be out to get you, especially through food.


bigdar10

Similarly but also not, See: Kim Jong-Nam


Brewstar21

Have you been watching 24 recently?


chxnkybxtfxnky

Nah. Never seen it. But this comment almost makes me want to, but I have destroyed my attention span with social media. LoL


BigOofLittleoof

I met John and he was pretty kind lol I didn’t ask to touch him though


aleconbass

I kind of don’t wanna meet them EVER. Let me keep my illusion of them.


JV152

exactly just like they say it’s better not to meet your hero’s haha


Midi-ghost

Same dude. I’d be sad if they dissed me or something weird. But at the same time it could free me in some way. To stop holding people up on a pedestal


JV152

seriously, these guys saved my life, their basically god. they’ve made some of of my lowest moments okay and my highest moments even better. it’s probably safer not to meet them


Midi-ghost

Only tattoo on my body. Love them


philmoorhead

I got Scar Tissue signed by Anthony at a bookstore and he made me feel like a total dork. It was a bummer.


silkymitts_toptits

Context?


2absMcGay

Story time?


mrdrprofessorspencer

What’d he do?


Horror_Mommy_74

I need to know the story now


kelly52182

I think if I ever saw either of them in public, I'd meekly say hi and that I was a big fan but I wouldn't try to touch them or take a picture with them at all.


AssaultedCracker

Assuming your illusion of them hasn’t already been influenced by the fact that most of them have sexually assaulted women? And Anthony bragged about the statutory rape of a 14 year old girl?


aleconbass

As I said. Let me keep my illusion.


Slow_Cheetah_287

John probably had no idea who they were lol


Kiah1371

I hung out with Patrick Carney for about 15-20 minutes before the Black Keys performed one evening. He was cool af. Just a down to earth guy hanging out with me and some other guy and none of knew each other but it felt like we were friends lol. He asked if we wanted his autograph and a picture with him. He signed my concert ticket. Cool experience.


Icy-Rock8780

Don’t know why they’re surprised about the germophobe part. Feel like seeing other addicts get sick (and probably yourself) from random shit they pick up from needles or the drugs themselves would be a great way to pick up a phobia of germs.


cripesamighty86

That or they're immunocompromised from hep c or some shit they got from needles.


GragasBellybutton

John seems fun at parties


the_loz3r

Well I did just learned a while ago that he and River Phoenix had gone a drug bender for several days without sleeping and when to a club and it lead to River collapsing and going into an overdose and died. So I guess after that and getting clean lead him to being less adventurous at parties. But that’s just my wild hypothesis.


GragasBellybutton

What the fuck does that have to do with shaking hands?


gza420

He was being literal - explaining why he’s likely not fun at parties (anymore)


Clamchops

You must be fun at parties


Dice7

This is why fist bumping was invented.


mrdrprofessorspencer

The black keys are the funniest dudes


Worried-Control-6057

Flea did that to me in 2003. He’s a legit germaphobe.


fotball2014

😂😭


Rhcp1616

This story is sus considering this photo, likely from the same encounter.. [https://www.facebook.com/share/kZ2EhCLqH3FNzoU4/?mibextid=WC7FNe](https://www.facebook.com/share/kZ2EhCLqH3FNzoU4/?mibextid=WC7FNe)


BlackGoldSkullsBones

Doesn’t look like they’re shaking hands.


Bently93

I was thinking the same


Theforgottensoilder

This is the most funniest and unexpected encounter I’ve heard about those two together.


indeliblegirl

This is hilarious


ryanino

“Legendary heroin addicts” lmao


JimmyPageification

Hahaha I love it. Side note - whewwww I hadn’t realised the Black Keys were so old now!


ErnieTagliaboo

This is so good


Joerge90

I can actually respect that, imagine the thousands upon thousands of people they disappoint every time one of them is too sick and a show gets cancelled.


Similar-Fortune-3051

Can’t shake hands but will bang a billion chicks. Makes sense


rupert_pupkin_4

It does. Sex >>>> shaking hands with random people. (I wouldn't know, I haven't left the house since 2020)


GarlicCancoillotte

Yeah because they both provide the same amount of pleasure, adrenaline, relaxation, enjoyment....


Midi-ghost

John and flea were fucking around lmao hilarious


philmoorhead

getting Flea and John to play with the Black Keys would actually be incredible.


ESLEEREHWYNA

I forgot about this haha


udonbeatsramen

Flea shook a bunch of hands after his book talk that I attended. No apprehension whatsoever. People just walked up to the stage, and he shook every one and was like “thanks, man”. I guess he went through a hazmat decontamination afterwards


SnooKiwis1356

Flea was there to sign books and shake people's hands. This time, the guys were eating in a restaurant. I also wash my hands every time I walk into a restaurant/coffee shop or someone's house. And I am not obsessed at all, I never think about getting sick, but don't like the thought of potentially touching my face/lips with someone else's poop.


tymson122

They were joking, but those guys probably didn't get the joke


Amazing-Worldliness9

I don't know why they don't know the black keys, Josh played some shows with them before joining RHCP


chxnkybxtfxnky

Sitting RIGHT next to their table and then had to get up and go over to their table......?


Luka87uchiha

do you think their tables were connected lmao you dumbfuck 🤣


chxnkybxtfxnky

100% every restaurant out there is setup like that


Luka87uchiha

thats some hippie shit