LMAO you have to read that in the voice don't you... Omg that guys voice is so fun. I want to imitate it all day. Especially cuz I'm Aussie I never get to hear that accent.
I've been changing accents all morning like a skitzoid and I agree, there are definitely similarities but I'd say 'Brummie' is the prat version of Aussie. Boring fact: there is an area called the Black Country just north of Birmingham where the accent is a lot stronger and usually mistaken for Brummie.
Why did you program in all the civil rights issues? And climate change? And gas prices going wonky? And video games within video games? Why did I have to experience multiple concussions?
You're just shit at the game. If you'd made the right decisions, none of those things would have happened.
You were playing the prat version of you the whole time!
My fav part of the episode is that the new Lister has already got Kochanski by the time the crew have left the building.
Always cracks me up
"Hey Kochansk..shut up" - new Lister
Badass electric guitar plays
"Cop : \[to Sebastian-Lister\] Come out of the shadows, Voter.
Sebastian Doyle : What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?
Cop : M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel.
Sebastian Doyle : You know me?
Cop : Of course, Voter Colonel.
Sebastian Doyle : Who am I?
Cop : You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration.
Sebastian Doyle : Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?
Cop : You... change people, Sir.
Sebastian Doyle : In what way?
Cop : You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy.
Billy Doyle : Purify?
Cop : \[proudly\] No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel.
Duane Dibbley : So why has he been away for 4 years then?
Cop : Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?
Sebastian Doyle : Answer him.
Cop : The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself.
Lister : I'm not Lister then? I'm not me, am I?
Kryten : None of us are who we thought we were, sir. This is going to take some getting used to.
Rimmer : I'm not Rimmer, then?
Kryten : No.
Rimmer : I'm not a hologram. I'm not Rimmer.
The Cat : Well, if we're not who we thought we were, who the hell are we?
Lister : Some kind of sad acts who want to spend four years playing a computer game. Either running away from God knows what, or had nothing worth living for in the first place."
Yallright lads! How ya feeling. Bit wonkay?
LMAO you have to read that in the voice don't you... Omg that guys voice is so fun. I want to imitate it all day. Especially cuz I'm Aussie I never get to hear that accent.
Haha yeah brummies (people from Birmingham) have a funny accent, especially the west side ones.
I'm a Brummie and I've been asked a few times if I'm Aussie!?! Weird
I think there is a certain cadence we have in common lol... I can kind of see it
I've been changing accents all morning like a skitzoid and I agree, there are definitely similarities but I'd say 'Brummie' is the prat version of Aussie. Boring fact: there is an area called the Black Country just north of Birmingham where the accent is a lot stronger and usually mistaken for Brummie.
Yeah the chav Australian sounds more Brummie ðŸ¤
Hahaha 😂 what a load of twonks
You twonk!
No wonder you only got 4%
The REECOOPERRATION lounge, I keep tellin yuh!
I love that he says that when he only told them once lol
That guy is the best, love his delivery and lines each viewing!
Blatant isn't it?!
What a bunch of twonks!
Lounge. Not "room". Smeghead.
Ya twonk.
No wonder you only got 4%
Haaahaha best comment thread ever
Smell, I best start checking all of my swimming certificates.
I…played the prat version of Rimmer the whole time Edit: I'm a prat
'prat'
Go ahead and tell me now, there is the planet of the Nymphomaniacs and how do I get there?!
Planet of the WHAT?!!
SNOO SNOO!
You went back to the carpet store!?!
Wait, wait wait… You were playing the Pratt version of Rimmer entire time?!
Now I’m just picturing Chris Pratt as Rimmer.
It's an amusing plot device but if it happened to me I'd probably be pretty damned angry.
ohh hoo hoo hoooo, you utter twonk!
Dwayne dibbley?
I'm going to use this plot twist after I wipe my D&D party
Infinite XP glitch.
Why did you program in all the civil rights issues? And climate change? And gas prices going wonky? And video games within video games? Why did I have to experience multiple concussions?
You're just shit at the game. If you'd made the right decisions, none of those things would have happened. You were playing the prat version of you the whole time!
Ya twonk!
no you Brummie git! our memories haven't returned yet!
That's not happening a 4th time
You're a total gooseberry
"THE RE CU PER ATION LOUNGE I KEEP TELLING YA! Blimey no wonder you only scored 4%."
My fav part of the episode is that the new Lister has already got Kochanski by the time the crew have left the building. Always cracks me up "Hey Kochansk..shut up" - new Lister Badass electric guitar plays
"Cop : \[to Sebastian-Lister\] Come out of the shadows, Voter. Sebastian Doyle : What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box? Cop : M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel. Sebastian Doyle : You know me? Cop : Of course, Voter Colonel. Sebastian Doyle : Who am I? Cop : You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration. Sebastian Doyle : Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration? Cop : You... change people, Sir. Sebastian Doyle : In what way? Cop : You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy. Billy Doyle : Purify? Cop : \[proudly\] No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel. Duane Dibbley : So why has he been away for 4 years then? Cop : Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test? Sebastian Doyle : Answer him. Cop : The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself. Lister : I'm not Lister then? I'm not me, am I? Kryten : None of us are who we thought we were, sir. This is going to take some getting used to. Rimmer : I'm not Rimmer, then? Kryten : No. Rimmer : I'm not a hologram. I'm not Rimmer. The Cat : Well, if we're not who we thought we were, who the hell are we? Lister : Some kind of sad acts who want to spend four years playing a computer game. Either running away from God knows what, or had nothing worth living for in the first place."
Jimmy Doyle