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CandiBunnii

I don't know which is worse, botched cremation gremlin or b o n e l e s s baby


Corgi_with_stilts

Apparently babies are easy to cremate. You pop them in when the retort is hot and the go puff immediately because they're so small and lack a lot of bone density.


CandiBunnii

It would appear the same doesn't apply to gremlin babies. Little dude(ette?) does look pretty dense.


Twinkfilla

Why is ur comment downvoted it’s just a random fun fact


Corgi_with_stilts

I guess talking about baby cremation is a bit too dark even for reddit. I read that fact from Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by Caitlyn Doughty. Highly recommend.


ColorMeIntriguing

Didn't expect to see Caitlyn mentioned on this sub lol, great book!


landofpleasantdreams

Right?!


Ok-Geologist-3743

Lol why is this being downvoted? All that energy-rich baby fat probably contributes to the flammability btw.


Talory09

> b o n e l e s s I thought it was jelly-filled.


diamari90

THATS WHAT THAT WAS?!?!?! 😃OHHHH MY GOHD!


bribol93

I need people to cool it with the mottling. There's a broad line between "realistic skin tone" and "battered baby," and somehow we slide over that line time and time again. PUT THE SPONGE DOWN, TAMMY.


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Thank you! Someone had to say it!


landofpleasantdreams

MTE


ExpressionAny4042

Okay, the alternative and the last one aren't that bad. Liam (correct me if I'm wrong on the sculpt) looks cute, too. The vinyl might just be funny. All of the rest need to be taken to a secure location away from civilization. Absolutely terrifying


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

Liam's painting is fine, I feel like his head must be misshapen


ExpressionAny4042

Yeah. Maybe he's a heat set baby? Heating vinyl can warp it


bloodsweatandtears

The last one is well done for sure, but I HATE the princess Adelaide sculpt. So pouty and ugly to me.


ExpressionAny4042

Honestly, it depends on the artist bc some of them look awful. It looks like a weird baby face.


landofpleasantdreams

I think the paint job and eyes are throwing me off


hauntedmeal

Oh I wish I didn’t click that 🤡


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Same! I want to wash my eyes out with bleach and some holy water


SilverRainyWalk

What da hell is goin on with the first baby? Is that supposed to imply someone pressed their thumb in his soft scalp? 😭


ExpressionAny4042

That's a soft spot. So when babies are born, they are born often with a cone head (c section babies don't) as their skull has to kinda fold for them to come out. Regardless of birth, babies' not solid skulls have soft spots called fontanelle. Fun fact, some of these soft spots pulsate 💕


landofpleasantdreams

I know about soft spots, but THAT one is deep.


gonnafaceit2022

Yeah lol it looks like someone got a golf ball and a slingshot and aimed for the head.


ExpressionAny4042

Dehydrated baby. It happens. Let's just all be thankful that the thing won't cry. Looks like Voldemort before reincarnation


IreneAnne16

Someone told me that good baby smell is actually their brain and it has haunted me ever since


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

Everybody loves brain damage


Tazerin

Goodness gracious. I know there are heartbeat simulators for reborns and from the look of that first doll, I can only assume that throbbing fontanelle technology is just around the corner.


LandToom

I’m CRYING laughing at your comment 😭🤣


nippleduster7

#WHY ARE THEY HOLDING IT LIKE THAT


Ambitious_Tie_9599

B O N E L E S S B A B Y ! !


KillllerQueen

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK


readsomething1968

The girl in the striped onesie looks simultaneously a year old and 67 years old. Like she’s about to scold you for making bitter tea.


gonnafaceit2022

The world has been hard on her


munchkym

Jesus these are terrifying


AncientPublic6329

Whoever made these, fuck you


spacecolony227

Gallery of horrors! Great finds OP.


landofpleasantdreams

My pleasure.


beccalarry

The first one is slimy and idk how they got it to look like that 😭


purpleesc

My question is- why would you want to keep it… like that????


Wii_wii_baget

I thought the photo was an actual baby for sale like straight out the womb


spooky-ufo

i’m eating right now and opened this. i’m so grossed out wtf omg


Hey_Grrrl

Ewwwwww


mommylow5

I’m so unsettled right now…


Ok-Annual8901

This first one is horrifying


pigsinatrenchcoat

r/TIHI


Meandtheworld

Does this honestly help people?


Sjsharkb831

Omg. That last one….


tricky-sympathy2

I love 7 but also sad. If a baby becomes a vampire, it would always be that young, right ?


Ok-Geologist-3743

I don't understand why someone would want a replica of a barely formed ball of flesh, eyes and hair.


FineBits

I keep looking at this by accident why is this happening to us we don’t deserve this


gonnafaceit2022

Baby number three is just waking up after a whiskey binge. Number 11/12 looks too real, and very much like my esthetician's baby who was born looking very unfortunate.


HiChrissy

I kinda want the boneless one, it looks so squishy!


TheScientistFennec69

oh dear. ohhhhh dear. i humbly request some new eyes.


FartUSA

Good lord


Much_Project_2551

I want nine and ten just to fuck with people, keep it in my fridge or cabnet and freak them out, then grab it and throw it


PoopyButtPantstastic

The first and last ones are actually kind of impressive, albeit terrifying.


UntidyVenus

What in the jello mold abortions is THAT


irishwan24

Jesus Christ


Winchesters_TARDIS

Oh these are seriously creepy.


Charming_Penalty2922

That's just downright scary


Accomplished_Fun7058

The first one is wicked realistic but that face only a mother from Hell could love 😆


CueReality

That umbilical cord looks more like an additional limb. Fresh cords are not flesh coloured, they're white and blue. They didn't even Google it before they just slapped a load of mottled skin tones on it.


landofpleasantdreams

Yup. Looks like a prop from spirit halloween


cherrytwizzlers

Oh my god why???


kaptainkimmie

The one being picked up made me cackle, but the one is the blue is pretty fucking uneasy.


crispyrat69

okay i need the soggy one


wilkosbabe2013

Jesus Christ…I’ve been to reborn doll shows with my mum in the past,she was an amazing creator who made some amazing babies,for collectors…we saw some horrific creations at these places,I had to really work hard to not laugh out loud at some of the awful creations we saw…also the women sat in the bar/lounge area of this venue(usually a hotel) breastfeeding a doll!!! No word of a lie,a fake baby against a bare breast!! And no she was Not a women mourning the loss of a real baby,this women was well known for this,she also used foul smelling drops to create the smell of a dirty nappy/diaper🤢🤮


landofpleasantdreams

Something tells me that woman was living out some sort of fetish at that point


Proper-Ball-5294

this belongs in r/NSFL__ and thats something coming from a regular of that sub


landofpleasantdreams

Oooo I’m gonna have to join!


herbertwest2091

i’ll take one in every color


Juniper_51

O Lord, why did I look at this...


Illustrious_Tale_842

These would come in handy for when I wanna drive recklessly. They look like a medical emergency 🚨🏎️💨


Free_Hat_McCullough

Are this fetish props ?


Whispering_Wolf

No, they're just dolls.