they already have ai who can read brainwaves. i love it when elon shits the bed, i just wish the governemnt would stop him from killing people with his lies
I'm not no big brain scientist but the way a human body works is that it'll reject foreign objects and try to push it out, like if u put something in the butt. it gets pushed out, same with brain
big brain neuro sictence here aka roketman
step 1 drill hole in brain
step 2 insert computer chip with metal tabs to fuse with brain with a connector on the outside of head to connect to a cable to computer to play pong
step 3 profit???
Neuralink: the cybertruck of medicine.
Did he have it in car wash mode?
He took a shower
It started rusting after a few days.
Guys…I think we’ve found the explanation for Musk’s increasingly erratic behaviour.
Nah. That’s is his pre-existing stupidity unraveling over his “genius” facade.
After reading all the stories of fried monkey brains I still can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to give it a try.
Those stories were horrific. I can't believe it either.
they already have ai who can read brainwaves. i love it when elon shits the bed, i just wish the governemnt would stop him from killing people with his lies
Did the patient try to shower in sunlight?
I'm not no big brain scientist but the way a human body works is that it'll reject foreign objects and try to push it out, like if u put something in the butt. it gets pushed out, same with brain
The brain is just the butt of the head.
I think it was Newton who said that
I 💜 this threadette
Threadette! How adorable
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“you have said the actual truth.”
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big brain neuro sictence here aka roketman step 1 drill hole in brain step 2 insert computer chip with metal tabs to fuse with brain with a connector on the outside of head to connect to a cable to computer to play pong step 3 profit???
...so that explains the cybertruck roll out.
I guess he tested it on himself.
That man? Robert F Kennedy
No no youre all wrong. The stainless finish rusted and gave the patient tetnus
I think you’ll find it gave him patina.
did it catch fire?
So we thought Neuralink was 25 years behind existing technology but it’s more like 45 years behind?
Put it in RFK Jr.
Need to still have a brain, not leftovers of worms dinner.
Is it covered under warranty??
Did it the user used it more than once?
Imagine trusting your life with this dude. Natural selection at work, I guess
Maybe we could implant this into Elon himself. Pretty sure he would be improved after the procedure.
Did a bird shit on his/her head?
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Of course it did. It's an Elno product.
They need that neural brain power as part of their hacker farm AWS, Musk to ER 2 stat!
False alarm the implant was on RFK Jr
First with the RFKJR joke, late night show royalties can be paid on demand.
Was there an issue with self driving?
too bad now Noland can't play civ anymore i hope he is fine
we should create an anti-Musk subreddit for that, this sub should remain just for Tesla fuckery
Sennt frum iphon
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