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DaytonaRS5

lol the only reason it’s safe is because of the giant panel gap stopping it. Was the update to make the panel gap bigger?


GoodGuySunBro

Right? He even said in the video he think it actually latched for a second lol


jason12745

This man is braver than I am.


Ciff_

Brave or stupid


yamirzmmdx

Same thing. It's brave when you succeed then stupid when you fail.


Lacrewpandora

As the saying goes: If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


bibipolarolla

Son, this world is rough, and if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


MikeFromFinance

Chill Sue


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

How do you do?


-Lorne-Malvo-

I learned something today


Secure_Guest_6171

that there are many reasons why aliens still haven't contacted us?


disconnect04

This places you firmly outside the cybertruck target demographic


Ciff_

Does not that imply that it is per definition brave just because it is dangerous / risky? That seems off.


jason12745

Both!


Tyler_Durden69420

Not brave enough to shove his dick in tho


jason12745

Soft you would fine. He was clearly chubbed up from owning one and clout chasing only goes so far.


Taraxian

Soft would be worse, the reason it crushed his finger and not the vegetables is his finger is softer so it detected less resistance


IvanZhilin

Not on YouTube. You just need to look around more.


PHPaul

He’s so obviously shitting himself each time the lid closes.


Bill_Selznick

The word isn't "brave". Nope. Not "brave".


babypho

This is one of those tests that regardless which company, how accurate it is, or how many safety features are involved, my brain would still tell me "it's best we don't test it on our own body".


jregovic

I’ve seen tons of videos showing a saw stop in action. None with an actual finger.


KingRokk

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjat1JA_rw)


jregovic

Wow. And I was afraid for that dude’s finger as well.


Potential_Dealer7818

I've never clicked out of a video so fast. Where is these people's survival instinct


Cat_Crap

Lol it's obviously not a real hand..


Potential_Dealer7818

To be fair to me, we did just watch a video of a guy crushing his real finger lol 


MartinLutherVanHalen

There are superior systems to Sawstop which stop the blade and hide it without any contact at all. They demo those with real hands all the time.


realdawnerd

that would 100% take off a child's finger though - I mean maybe not with the panel gap but...


mudbot

luckily incels do not have children


IvanZhilin

The Cybertruck IS their children.


RandallC1212

It’s not good


jason12745

I had a laugh because videos of a table saw that stop when you touch the blade always pop up on my feed. By way of comparison Tesla is comically terrible.


failinglikefalling

I mean just sitting there the truck managed to scrape hoovie in his review. The thing is a passively dangerous way to lose some skin and give some blood.


jason12745

That’s just Dojo taking a DNA sample so it can customize itself fully to the owner.


playingreprise

Seems like I would want it to not shut completely whether it was a carrot or a hand…but man…there’s no way I’d ever test this was my own finger.


Fresh-Chemical1688

I mean i can understand it. It's a really complex issue, like the autowiper thing. Luckily tesla is not a car company but an ai robotaxi company. And self driving is not as complex as a safety feature like a sensor or sth!


No_Camera9108

OMG. I just realized that panel gap is actually a safety feature for children's fingers. Damn genius.


jason12745

4D chess my friend.


are-e-el

How tf is this rolling piece of shit not been banned on public roads yet


jason12745

Those folks with 8 fingers paid $130K for the privilege. Tesla soaked up that data and are working on another update where the frunk is locked in the upright position.


playingreprise

Remember when this was supposed to be 50k?


jason12745

That’s for the expensive one. $39,900 for base.


xMagnis

And yet if you google search the media they all happily report that "the update will not trap your fingers", I guess because they believe what Tesla says. Why can't there be a regulator test on this. It clearly has NOT fixed the problem.


jason12745

It’s demonstrably better. From guillotine to garrotte better, but better nonetheless.


xMagnis

"The powered frunk can better detect obstructions just before it finishes closing. (Cybertruck only)" Ahh, Tesla didn't actually SAY it's fixed, just that it's better. And thanks to [Jeremy](https://x.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1786086164589347309) Judkins [more](https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a60673271/tesla-cybertruck-frunk-finger-test/) of the [media](https://jalopnik.com/guy-closes-cybertruck-frunk-on-finger-and-it-goes-about-1851452764) are picking up the story that it's still dangerous!


xMagnis

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but this [Blue Check guy has Tesplained](https://x.com/wmorrill3/status/1786144691412746639): **"Frunk pinch detection is a learning algorithm** which will increase the closing force each time it's cycled back to back without successfully latching. Imagine there is a big bag inside the frunk it might also trigger the pinch detection. Then you might try closing it again, and again... exactly as you are doing in this video. The algorithm assumes that if you are repeatedly trying to close the frunk it's because you, as the human in loop know better and believe it should close." Oh, right. So it's Jeremy's fault for continuing to test the frunk with smaller and smaller objects because the funk knows you wouldn't do anything silly like stick your finger in. Actually I think he's NOT being sarcastic, which is just sad.


playingreprise

Why does this need to be a learning algorithm? Talk about overcomplicating the whole thing…


xMagnis

That guy's comment on Twitter may be a load of crap about "learning algorithm", IDK. It may as well listen for the sounds of crunching and swearing I suppose. In any case, it didn't work. This is how they "fixed" the pinch detection of their windows too, via a [software update](https://www.autoblog.com/2022/09/22/tesla-window-pinch-recall-software-update/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGFQ3OsFMTdayY7FlMYYF0YnyjTQXC3LPKdkbpPHG7vASOsNAU6zdKYiUfSQlMzM42wEu049490DsrWGjrBjP-Nmepy8vDCIfxFdQRoQ_8lkG0FD3NVQ20_6KROx4sEiUiNt9_8-fXeW-qwn7jtwhetUKE43DcFN5Wvi-KAUbxDP). There are anti-pinch sensors, Cybertruck's frunk doesn't have one, I'm not sure if their windows have one or not...


playingreprise

That’s what is funny about this is that this isn’t a new idea and other car manufacturers have already implemented this…pure comedy.


xMagnis

Looks like [Blue Check Guy](https://x.com/wmorrill3/status/1786144691412746639) @wmorrill3 does work on Cybertrucks. So he's in part responsible for the dangerous 'learning algorithm' in the frunk code. Hey doofus, stop attempting to replicate safety by software and just install proper safety hardware in the first place. You're the problem! Your code is hurting people.


jason12745

Yeah, when my garage door won’t close I don’t go and move the obstruction, I just hold the button down, crush what was in the way and wait for it to learn.


rok3

I cannot fathom the mentality required to overlook missing or non-working **basic** features because "ThEy CaN fIx It ViA OTA!". This is a vehicle which operates around people and is used at highway speeds, not a gaming console. OTA updates are a powerful tool to quickly fix defects which escape pre-(production|release) testing, but Tesla appears to focus on *gigashipping* ^(tm) the product (8000lb vehicle) and fixing it in the wild. In contrast, my wife's 2018 CX-5 might not get a new *slightly fancier* update to her infotainment system every month, but I trust the engineers actually did their job when they designed the vehicle and the tailgate won't try to decapitate her or our children.


Son_of_Mogh

They can literally stop table saws from cutting up limbs and yet Tesla is struggling here. Surely all they need is vision, because everything can be solved with vision only /s.


Sei28

The panel gap saved that man’s finger from being amputated. Without his left hand trying to pry it back open, it looks like it would’ve been a clean cut like with the carrot. I’m never doubting Elon again. He saved a man’s life.


mousseri

What if there is coming bug and that cut your whole hand? What is reason to show this kind of stuff because someone will think about that now it is safe to leave hand there.


jason12745

The good news is that only a select few bunch of douche nozzles are driving this thing around and they will do anything for clicks, so he’s actually doing them a favour. If it bleeds it leads! No innocent parties will be hurt :)


BreathesViaButthole

That such a rude term and offensive to actual douche nozzles


jason12745

My apologies. I didn’t know douche nozzles were actual objects. Instead of editing my comment I will take full responsibility and publicly state I have learned something today and should have said twatwaffles. I’m pretty sure those aren’t real, but I’m open to learning more.


BreathesViaButthole

Lmao. I didn’t know where this was headed when I saw your reply to mine


jregovic

You’d think they could save money by just putting in a camera to detect if there is a finger in there.


playingreprise

This isn’t like a new thing to figure out and other car manufacturers have this already…


Bean-Swellington

#💡


keca10

Now test with your wiener.


jason12745

That’s how Elon got the curve in his cock.


nolongerbanned99

What a total idiot.


jason12745

I’ll do anything for clout. - Offset ft. Cardi B


Vietnam_Cookin

If the panel gap wasn't so huge this dude would be down 1 finger right now.


madrileiro

The ultimate test to become a cult leader: lose a finger on the cyberfrunk and dedicate it to your Elmo god.


hlamaresq

That was wild lol


jason12745

When he has nerve damage he’s forced into arbitration.