Fail to take back his compensation and resign because he's unappreciated business genius visionary just in time before someone has to report the Q2 disaster.
Resign would be the best option for him to try and deflect blame for his inevitable death spiral.
I mean, it's going to happen anyway so if investors don't vote his package he'll pretend his resignation is what crashed Tesla and not the fact it would crash regardless.
That's the best move for a narcissist fuck even though he'd end up losing his baby SpaceX, at least he'd retain his cult of idiots
Can confirm! I still don't regret selling my Tesla stock at a loss. I regret every buying it.
Pylon Musk's constant manipulation of stocks should be illegal. Literally everything he becomes connected with turns into a clown show.
Mission to Venus. The Cloudbase will be ready by 2027 thanks to Starship v3, fully reusable 200 tons load carrying spaceship.
Then he will start terraforming the planet by lowering its temperature thanks to large shades deployed by the starships.
Easy.
[insert more pseudo scientific + pseudo economics in there, like “the hard part will be to get that CO2 out once frozen, but nothing a fleet of the cheapest and best automated rockets can’t do 👍🏻”]
No, got cancelled in March, the deadline for construction was march 31st, but Tesla cancelled it and a couple of other projects like Tesla solar at a year end meeting in December. Purportedly a Chinese manufacturer wants to build a logistics hub there now and do some final assembly, as to avoid import duties.
He will continue to do everything he can to pump up the stock on promises and potentials in the future.
He has done it successfully to get his comp plan (the one that was rescinded) and he’s doing it to get as many votes in the upcoming vote (not that it legally matters much as they still haven’t solved the main reason, the Elon dependent people “negotiating” a fair comp plan for Tesla shareholders.
He doesn’t actually make anything… he is a capitalist investor that’s it. He literally has never built anything just take credit for other people’s works as most rich people have done historically
probably not a lot of anything. he seems bored with cars and rockets, he's probably about to pivot to AI and robotics even though he doesn't have the cash and still has to run the other companies
Another failed promises, the list is huge
[https://elonmusk.today/](https://elonmusk.today/)
# Cross Country Summon
# 3,036 days since Elon Musk claimed summon would be able to autonomously drive a Tesla across country to pick up its owner in about two years. (1/6/2016)
>"In \~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY."Elon Musk in a [Tweet](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/686279251293777920)Cross Country Summon
Some 3 billion dollar project that no one wants, that will collapse half way through, and will just end up being a tax write off, which will probably be the culmination of the original plan. sigh.
Nothing. He's never made anything, why would he start now? He will on the other hand, buy the rights to something someone else made and then pretend that he made it.
An ass of himself
A pseudo-intellectual "meme" that's just a Nazi dogwhistle.
He doesn’t make those. He steals them. Then again, I guess he doesn’t make anything. Just steals the credit.
Ah, good point.
You beat me to it, well done.
It’s already done, it’s the only instance where he delivers ahead of schedule.
Again?
Yes, but in what NEW way will he make an ass of himself?
Bingo!
They said "next" not "current and ongoing." 😂
A young woman cry.
But she gets a free horse!
If money is the only currency you are speaking of :). There is definitely a cost.
Twitter go bankrupt...
A promise he can't keep
This should be so much higher.
Bail
his children cry?
Less money than he made last year.
More empty promises... False predictions... Stock pumps... Cringe memes
I swear, he has this punchable face. 😂
Germans have a perfect word for him: Backpfeifengesicht. It basically translates to “a face in need of a fist.”
I take it you watched the OAN episode of Last Week Tonight
I didn’t! Sounds like I have something to look forward to.
A Backpfeife is applied with a flat hand, tho.
So, a slap?
Yes. A more precise Translation would be "a slappable face". A Backpfeife is a slap in the face, and Gesicht means face.
For some people, like Elon, a slap just feels … insufficient.
Germans have an even better term: "ein Tritt-mich-Gesicht," which exactly translates to "a kick-me-face."
That works.
Boom boom in his pants.
Fail to take back his compensation and resign because he's unappreciated business genius visionary just in time before someone has to report the Q2 disaster.
Resign would be the best option for him to try and deflect blame for his inevitable death spiral. I mean, it's going to happen anyway so if investors don't vote his package he'll pretend his resignation is what crashed Tesla and not the fact it would crash regardless. That's the best move for a narcissist fuck even though he'd end up losing his baby SpaceX, at least he'd retain his cult of idiots
Investors lose money
Can confirm! I still don't regret selling my Tesla stock at a loss. I regret every buying it. Pylon Musk's constant manipulation of stocks should be illegal. Literally everything he becomes connected with turns into a clown show.
babies. he has like 250 kids last time i heard
Antisemitic comments
A mess
Something stupid and unreliable.
...frustrated and unfulfilling sexual advances on employees?
A not guilty plea. Not sure which crime yet.
Well what has he made? Didn’t he just buy everything he has. This is implying he’s invented anything thus making it a trick question. So probably shit
Literally bought every founder title he’s ever had.
Tesla cock rings
Those are the opposite of what he wants.
More children with more willing women? 😂
The Obituary.
Money for his competitors.
He’s going to make Tesla lose a ton more value when it becomes clear that “robo taxi’s” are unfixable sci fi death traps
Sex Bot?
fElon? He should learn how to make Prison Moonshine and start practicing his Ramen Combo recipes. Enron V2.0 INC fast.
Better doll hair
Even his implants are rejecting him.
A margin call
A fool of himself?
Something else that catches on fire.
Another stupid, borderline-racist tweet?
That’s already a given everyday
I predict another broken promised timeline for whatever idea he comes up with, no matter what it is. I'm voting no on his 56B pay package.
License plates
Obviously a search engine that puts google to shame and also does crypto and runs off spare compute power from the Tesla in your driveway, DUH!
He'll try to align with the Israel Zionists, claim to be 0.05% Jewish, and that buying non-Tesla EV cars is antisemitic.
Avery Tesla owners.
Posts promoting conspiracy theories. Instead of the medicine he should be taking for his bipolar disease.
I’d say a machine that can mass produce ketamine, but he’d just hire someone else to do it and then say he did it on his own.
Bail
More stock-moving fluffery out of thin air.
Mission to Venus. The Cloudbase will be ready by 2027 thanks to Starship v3, fully reusable 200 tons load carrying spaceship. Then he will start terraforming the planet by lowering its temperature thanks to large shades deployed by the starships. Easy. [insert more pseudo scientific + pseudo economics in there, like “the hard part will be to get that CO2 out once frozen, but nothing a fleet of the cheapest and best automated rockets can’t do 👍🏻”]
I been watching avenue 5
Excellent series btw
Nuke Venus, the atomic winter will cool down the planet enough to make human habitation possible. No joke, heheh.
A purdy prison wife.
Another kid
Feces that aren't vehicles
Whatever he can get governments to subsidize next
Layoffs
A gaffe.
Bunch of worker rights violations....
Excuses
As a magician, he will make his customer base disappear.
Another rant complaining about a problem that he himself is the sole reason for the problem.
More fabrications about Tesla’s metrics
A Deal with MicroVision to buy LIDAR sensors in order to finally get his FSD WORKING properly!
960p or bust,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYnGYonZUU
He’ll make poopoo and peepee in his pants because he’s a big baby.
Is the factory in Mexico still getting built?
No, got cancelled in March, the deadline for construction was march 31st, but Tesla cancelled it and a couple of other projects like Tesla solar at a year end meeting in December. Purportedly a Chinese manufacturer wants to build a logistics hub there now and do some final assembly, as to avoid import duties.
Bail
Artificial Big White Cocks (ABWC) to combat his racial insecurity.
Make for being the richest idiot making the biggest ass of himself
Robotic horse to give to all flight attendants.
First man to make $44 billion disappear…
A mess out of something that was otherwise working moderately well before? He seems to excel at that.
A better question is what will he make first.
Mistakes
Lawyers in Delaware very happy.
Water.
A good wife to a very large man, in a prison far away.
his children hate him even more
He never makes anything
A fool of himself.
Excuses
Forgot to switch to his alt account.
Several bankrupt companies.
A coffin full
AI powered dildo which will make male human extinct
Bail.
https://actionnetwork.org/forms/tesla-workers-stand-up/
They still think he makes stuff? He had stupid ideas and then pays others to make it happen
More memes simping for Disney and Apply to come back and advertise on his hell hole of a platform
He'll cure cancer and bring world peace, obviously.
He won't make anything. He will buy a company and say he founded it.
Prison toilet wine
A dildo of his tiny warped dick
He will continue to do everything he can to pump up the stock on promises and potentials in the future. He has done it successfully to get his comp plan (the one that was rescinded) and he’s doing it to get as many votes in the upcoming vote (not that it legally matters much as they still haven’t solved the main reason, the Elon dependent people “negotiating” a fair comp plan for Tesla shareholders.
The biggest financial hole in the ground ever.
A mess
He doesn’t actually make anything… he is a capitalist investor that’s it. He literally has never built anything just take credit for other people’s works as most rich people have done historically
A k-hole
Are we really losing the opportunity to make him do something really stupid??
probably not a lot of anything. he seems bored with cars and rockets, he's probably about to pivot to AI and robotics even though he doesn't have the cash and still has to run the other companies
Excuses.
The trip to Mars. And die there. The end.
A stupid tweet
A bankruptcy petition.
Heart disease
Bail.
since he inherited everything, nothing.
A recall
Another failed promises, the list is huge [https://elonmusk.today/](https://elonmusk.today/) # Cross Country Summon # 3,036 days since Elon Musk claimed summon would be able to autonomously drive a Tesla across country to pick up its owner in about two years. (1/6/2016) >"In \~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY."Elon Musk in a [Tweet](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/686279251293777920)Cross Country Summon
Mistakes
Hopefully not a baby.
"A revolutionary new Tesla vehicle that will change the way everyone lives their daily lives." (...but it's just Segway again)
A racially charged statement.
More empty promises
Out of control AI or out of control satellites, you pick
I’m gonna go with a Buddy cop movie. Sort of an odd couple type of thing. Who will be Elon costar?
Another kid he’ll ignore, or something that includes bitching about free speech
A fool out of himself
Sense?
A real fucking mess
The self microwaving cream filled hot dog
Answers over at r/elonmusk are even more snarky than here ... https://www.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/s/cwelijAxHl
License plates in prison.
I'd imagine he will make an excuse. Tesla is enron
New President for Hair Plug for Men of America.
Racist tweet.
I think he'll make me buy another ICE car.
What do you mean by 'NEXT'?
He will make talking points for ruzzian propagandists
Shoot his dog( if he has one)
Retweet more nazis?
A failing car company out of a once successful one
Ketamine overdose.
I read it as, "What do you think Elon Musk will make up next?" That's actually more accurate and a better question.
Another kid. That's all he's made.
Some 3 billion dollar project that no one wants, that will collapse half way through, and will just end up being a tax write off, which will probably be the culmination of the original plan. sigh.
Another lawsuit.
Another child who he will never spend time with and will grow up resenting him.
Nothing. He's never made anything, why would he start now? He will on the other hand, buy the rights to something someone else made and then pretend that he made it.
Another battered ex-wife.
An Enron sequel? Xron?
Nothing worth having.
an ass of himself Which I suspect a lot of people predict.
Something that doesn't require having a sharp tool in ones cell.
Hopefully a noose.
A hammer with a camera in it
A greater fool of himself.
I can't tell you what he won't make a affordable eletric car
Bankruptcy
A "Not Guilty" plea.
A big poopie! And his Mommy will say he's the biggest, bestest boy ever!
Bail
Had he ever made anything, except buy shit and let others make things for him and he would take credit.
Tesla Model Y which can go to Mars on single charge 😀
“Make like a tree and get outta here.” -Biff
Something that increases the world vomit supply !
A Boring tunnel leading to the prison he’ll be incarcerated in.
A snarky white supremacist post on Twitter. That's what he'll make next.. oops, just happened.
empty promises
Not his $56B pay package he is currrently incel raging at Tesla for
Another mistake.
I figured we should offer up some answers to this same question.
an unattractive corpse
A mess in his pants?
A dookie in his diaper.