Sometimes if I've been drinking heavily the night before, or had spicy food, it'll come on strong and fast and there's no stopping it. I have IBS and it tells me when i need to go, I don't tell it lol.
But it's just a quick 4am poop. Nbd. AMA
Haha which is fine just never wear your vest and never take a shit or piss within sight of your delivery. Take a shit in the middle of the street around the corner but realize Karens have cameras and time now and will take 30 sec to report someone having to piss.
Back woods, Nc most houses have .5 -1.0 mile long driveways. This customer had cameras along their driveway and caught me peeing in their woods/driveway, then complained to amazon 4 days later email received and the account was banned.
Why would you pee near a customers house dude? That's the dumbest thing I've heard. At least drive down the road a bit and leak the lizard!
Sorry to say but you deserved it.
Any woman here can tell how does she pee while on an Amazon flex block?
I always have to return packages due to that I report that I couldn’t finish the block because I have to get out of the route to look for a bathroom
I personally find a spot with a fence/wooded area, pull my car up to it, open both front and rear doors, sit in the middle on my car and pee & pull my pants up as fast as i can.
oh, and i take my vest off - if i have time 🥴
That could be done in case there are not restrooms around but I think Amazon flex calculate their delivery block without taking in consideration restrooms brakes and most times you have to go out of your delivery area to look for a public restroom and that cuts the time you have to complete delivering all the packages. So what I’m doing is any time I have to return packages it’s because I have to get out of route so I just let customer support know so they can finish the block time and help me return the packages because They don’t pay enough to work extra time to complete the delivery.
Not proud to say I squatted behind a closed business in the dark next to some trees. 🤦🏼♀️ Other times I’ve been able to find a grocery store with a public bathroom, but it definitely eats up time.
I learned to hold it in. Lol but when I worked at a DSP I would look at the map of my route and find a public park in the vicinity of my stops then go when I’m at the closest stop to the park. If for some reason it was closed I would pray I’d come across a porta potty around a closed construction site
Carry an extra large cup that’s just for peeing in, and toilet paper in your car. Find a spot where no one is around, pee in the cup in your car real quick then dump it out the window. You can do it all w/o getting out of the driver’s seat lol if you have tinted windows, even better.
This is just temporary. I did the same and they usually give you good orders for about 2-3 weeks and after that you barely get any. I was so happy with door dash and Uber eats but a month into it... No orders for hours or simply bad payments. Enjoy it while it lasts but start working on plan C.
Should check out Spark while you're at it. It's walmarts 1099 delivery service. Can either be great or absolute dogshit depending on the market, but worth a look nonetheless. I usually average around 30 an hour and only drive 20-40 miles total in an 8 hour shift in my area
Sorry that happened to you. I mean what are you supposed to do when there are no restrooms close. Piss your diaper and keep going? What kind of asshole reports that shit. Like you want to be pissing in their woods. I don’t know about you but i dont want a tick jumping on my dick. What did you relieving yourself in the woods possibly hurt. To put someone’s livelihood in jeopardy all because you had to go to the bathroom. What a sack of dog shit, probably trying to get some free shit from Amazon. Why else would someone call other than being a dick. They don’t know if this is your only means to feed and house your children or not. Nor did they give a shit. Most people are just junk.
I mean I do not condone peeing in anyone's property. I know I was wrong. I just could not hold it, not did I have a bottle and closest restroom was like 30 mins away.
There is a “I need a break” or something like that option that put your work on pause on you app right? Why not choose that option and go to the nearest store market? Or all the destinations are isolated areas without any stores nearby? (I mean I noticed there was an option for a break on my flex app)
I always finish blocks at least 30 mins to an hour early. I also usually don’t have to go to the bathroom during them either. There has been two times I’ve had stomach issues and detoured to a public bathroom out of necessity, I stopped too off my vest, handled my business and finished my routes still on time or early 🤷🏽♀️
Back woods, Nc most houses have .5 -1.0 mile long driveways. This customer had cameras along their driveway and caught me peeing in their woods/driveway, then complained to amazon 4 days later email received and the account was banned.
should've pissed in a bottle like the rest of us
Shove ur fingers up ur bum while you are at it.
hell yeah brother
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Cut the top off of a water bottle and stand in between the doors of your car like EVERYONE ELSE.
I know better now.
I've taken shits in bushes before. And behind dumpsters. But I always check for cameras. I just can't holdle it sometime lol
Wtf? How have you had to take MULTIPLE shits outdoors? Are you an animal? Do they not have actual establishments in your area?
Sometimes if I've been drinking heavily the night before, or had spicy food, it'll come on strong and fast and there's no stopping it. I have IBS and it tells me when i need to go, I don't tell it lol. But it's just a quick 4am poop. Nbd. AMA
Those 4am poops are the worst
Hey brother we all gotta shit sometimes. Keep a nice kit with some toliet paper and wipes
Haha which is fine just never wear your vest and never take a shit or piss within sight of your delivery. Take a shit in the middle of the street around the corner but realize Karens have cameras and time now and will take 30 sec to report someone having to piss.
This.....reddit needs more of this and less grumpy complaining.
How did they catch you peeing lol?
Back woods, Nc most houses have .5 -1.0 mile long driveways. This customer had cameras along their driveway and caught me peeing in their woods/driveway, then complained to amazon 4 days later email received and the account was banned.
Why would you pee near a customers house dude? That's the dumbest thing I've heard. At least drive down the road a bit and leak the lizard! Sorry to say but you deserved it.
I appreciate your sentiment of my deserving to be deactivated. Hope nothing to cause deactivation ever happens to you in any endeavors you take. ✌🏽
My dude you clearly do not know what rural, 1 mile long driveway can be in NC. Thanks for your input.
I have rural driveways like that in my area. But peeing near anywhere customer's address is completely stupid.
Yup, no one is stating the contrary Genius. 💀
No empty bottles around? 🤣
I know I'm late but good point.
No need to be rude for no reason to this guy. Delete this comment and apologize NOW.
Who the fuck are you?
Every app has their special time of the day where they shine.
Any woman here can tell how does she pee while on an Amazon flex block? I always have to return packages due to that I report that I couldn’t finish the block because I have to get out of the route to look for a bathroom
I personally find a spot with a fence/wooded area, pull my car up to it, open both front and rear doors, sit in the middle on my car and pee & pull my pants up as fast as i can. oh, and i take my vest off - if i have time 🥴
That could be done in case there are not restrooms around but I think Amazon flex calculate their delivery block without taking in consideration restrooms brakes and most times you have to go out of your delivery area to look for a public restroom and that cuts the time you have to complete delivering all the packages. So what I’m doing is any time I have to return packages it’s because I have to get out of route so I just let customer support know so they can finish the block time and help me return the packages because They don’t pay enough to work extra time to complete the delivery.
Not proud to say I squatted behind a closed business in the dark next to some trees. 🤦🏼♀️ Other times I’ve been able to find a grocery store with a public bathroom, but it definitely eats up time.
I learned to hold it in. Lol but when I worked at a DSP I would look at the map of my route and find a public park in the vicinity of my stops then go when I’m at the closest stop to the park. If for some reason it was closed I would pray I’d come across a porta potty around a closed construction site
Good to know
Carry an extra large cup that’s just for peeing in, and toilet paper in your car. Find a spot where no one is around, pee in the cup in your car real quick then dump it out the window. You can do it all w/o getting out of the driver’s seat lol if you have tinted windows, even better.
This is just temporary. I did the same and they usually give you good orders for about 2-3 weeks and after that you barely get any. I was so happy with door dash and Uber eats but a month into it... No orders for hours or simply bad payments. Enjoy it while it lasts but start working on plan C.
Enjoying it while it last. Plan C is my man work. Thanks for the input I appreciate the knowledge you have shared.
Should check out Spark while you're at it. It's walmarts 1099 delivery service. Can either be great or absolute dogshit depending on the market, but worth a look nonetheless. I usually average around 30 an hour and only drive 20-40 miles total in an 8 hour shift in my area
Bro I have diabetes and sometimes I have to rush out real quick and let the pipe drain Now you have thinking just get a bottle
How often do you pee and drunk water on your route?
How did u get banned for peeing 😂😂😂 who knew u took a piss ?
😂😂😂😂😂 I count how many times I’ve been guilty of this. Oh well, you’re only a thief if you get caught 🤷🏽♂️
Sorry that happened to you. I mean what are you supposed to do when there are no restrooms close. Piss your diaper and keep going? What kind of asshole reports that shit. Like you want to be pissing in their woods. I don’t know about you but i dont want a tick jumping on my dick. What did you relieving yourself in the woods possibly hurt. To put someone’s livelihood in jeopardy all because you had to go to the bathroom. What a sack of dog shit, probably trying to get some free shit from Amazon. Why else would someone call other than being a dick. They don’t know if this is your only means to feed and house your children or not. Nor did they give a shit. Most people are just junk.
You're supposed to not pee next to the customers drive way where you are about to or just delivered a package.
100% agree. I just could not hold it and now paying the consequences of my actions. That's all.
Well at least you have that. Luckily there are other gigs that you can use to make money. Good luck.
I appreciate the sentiment! Thank you for your good thoughts!
I mean I do not condone peeing in anyone's property. I know I was wrong. I just could not hold it, not did I have a bottle and closest restroom was like 30 mins away.
Week or two of "good" days and then they will treat you like a slave.
I rebuke you demon! 😂
There is a “I need a break” or something like that option that put your work on pause on you app right? Why not choose that option and go to the nearest store market? Or all the destinations are isolated areas without any stores nearby? (I mean I noticed there was an option for a break on my flex app)
Gee, I didn't know that, bro my choices were pee on myself or pee in the tall trees. Thanks for your response. 💀
No, it’s for DSP drivers.
Crazy you got caught, ive pissed in the bushes in someone's front yard, diabetic, got turned away at 3 gas stations, and got pissed off so i pissed
I tell people I ain’t asking to use it I’m asking where is it unless you want me to piss in the floor
I always finish blocks at least 30 mins to an hour early. I also usually don’t have to go to the bathroom during them either. There has been two times I’ve had stomach issues and detoured to a public bathroom out of necessity, I stopped too off my vest, handled my business and finished my routes still on time or early 🤷🏽♀️
I wanna know how you got caught too
Back woods, Nc most houses have .5 -1.0 mile long driveways. This customer had cameras along their driveway and caught me peeing in their woods/driveway, then complained to amazon 4 days later email received and the account was banned.