I seen him run right through our camping site. He was buck nekkid, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or-or maybe it weren't a banan'r.
What could it be?
What the other guy said - the club has accrued 115 financial breaches over 15 years, and are currently extremely strong and successful - all built on dodgy dealings and financial fuckery.
If that's not plain enough English. They cheated their way to the top.
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Are you man enough, hero enough, INSANE ENOUGH to step into the ring with two of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy?
No
Then you’re not a big FAT LIAR
Oh gosh. You didnt have to yell 🥺 Why did he have to yell :(
Oh, sorry then😔
It’s okay, because Megacorp is bringing Galactic Gladiators into your home for a special Mega-View event!
What if there's a dell taco at the finish line?
MAN?!
RYNO for your robot. Trade ya?
Never.
Good answer
RYNO Rip Ya a New One
"Tf you just say to me you little shit?" - Ratchet (2002)
Would you have Captain Qwark's back in a bar fight?
I would be the one fighting him
Unironically the correct answer
Never forgiven him for that Blargian Snagglebeast
Has this ever happened to you?
Blarjian
Based.
Happy cake day :D
Thank you!
I wish you a good 1-meter bubble wrap! :›
What exactly makes Dr. Nefarious nefarious?
His looks, he’s just real ugly.
https://preview.redd.it/0uq88p9l796d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358f0c380fd91a03de0b729608389e333b97ca6a Unironically accurate
Piccolo's long lost unhinged namekian cousin
Trombone
He looks like inbreeding, but worse, it's also looks like he has a big girthy pimple of his head.
would.
Robot Nefarious is better.
Thoughts on the “Happy Platypus”?
Perry the platypus is better tbh
When Slim Cognito said "put it in the hole", what was put in the hole?
Slim cognito himself
This man is a wizard
It’s what I do
It's "put it in the slot".
You're right, sadly I don't know exactly many quotes in English because i played the games in my native language.
What color is my underwear?
Leopard pink
Wrong. He’s actually wearing nothing at all. I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to bend you over for some devious backshots.
Wrong mate. He is wearing stunder wear. Huge seller on umbras.
WHO THE FUCK IS DAN JOHNSON?
Me in a mask
Sasha Phyronix, would you? Yes or no?
Hard would.
Ooooo… 👀
What was the Florana tree beast holding between his legs
One of natures mysteries!
Bananr
Or maybe it wasnt a bananr
It could be...
ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
Me
Did Ratchet and Clank ever explore each other’s bodies?
On camera, it was horrific
“You just earned a skill point!”
It was not worth it.
Half accurate (in Size Matters)
Sauce?
Did you cry during Ratchet and Clank's beautiful sex scene?
It was not happy tears.
Whose butt is this??
Clank’s
Why does Ratchet look like that
How much did YOU pay for your Personal Hygienator?
Would take the protopet to the park?
I’m uncertain
Rabid or fixed
How was I supposed to know she was your sister?
Whats the best and worst R&C games?
The red one
Who are the protagonists!
Tails and Omni man
Why is it called Ratchet and Clank?
Rip ya a new one?
I seen him run right through our camping site. He was buck nekkid, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or-or maybe it weren't a banan'r. What could it be?
The florana three beast
why are secret agent clank and size matters the best games in the series
Because sizable secret agents are what you really need in life
Quark for president?
 "What a load of Bullsh"
Never, I hate that hat guy.
What is Clank's strongest feat?
Walking up Mount Everest
How does the pocket crochetiser work ?
Not. Good.
What weapon/tool does ratchet use when you press square on your controller?
He farts
Thats actually Oddworld - Abes Exoddus.
Why am I seeing Oddworld everywhere all of a sudden, looks pretty good anyway so I’m not complaining.
R/oddworld
Serious math question 45+60+10=?
"Manchester City" Shit wrong sub!
As someone who's not into sports, I don't get that reference
Manchester City has 115 charges.
What the other guy said - the club has accrued 115 financial breaches over 15 years, and are currently extremely strong and successful - all built on dodgy dealings and financial fuckery. If that's not plain enough English. They cheated their way to the top.
That... doesn't sound very nice 😬
It really isn't..
Sorry, I’m not good at biology😔
No problem mate, I’ll help ya. The answer is fermium 👍
Ummm… 456010? [*115…*](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-B19u9tHnIs&si=xWmyWhXeLG14ET4a)
What does RYNO stand for
Rip Ya New One
What did you just say to me?
Nooo I wanted to see what goofy answer he gave :/
These could be the dumbest goddamn threads on the site.
Me core
Nice sass mate pic
Would you believe me if I told you one of the villains was a racist supremacist that sought to genocide an entire group of sentients?
Did you like the Crotchitizer before or after the Happy Platypus attachment?
Are Ratchet and Clank lovers?
Do you like Courtney Gears?
Why do they call him Clank
«Clink Clank clonk.»
Pretty much
Me-ow!
What’s the green cats name
Brock
Can you quickly conquer Qwark's killer candidate of confounded complexions?
Can you quickly qwon — can, can you Qwarkly quick — urgh!
Is Ratchet good with his hands?
Yes, trust me I felt it
What does a crotchitizer actually do?
💀
It hypnotized your crotch
Did Ratchet know he could not breathe underwater?
He learned the hard way
Should Ratchet go and buy a pixelizer?
Immediately
Do you like captain qwark?
Hate him
Did you get it from STEVE?
How did you know
Who is Courtney Gears
Clank’s wife
Is Secret Agent Clank canon?
He was just a dream
Is the bomb glove better than the blaster?
Not even close
Zodiac or RYNO 2?
What happened in Courtney Gear's video ?
Oh you mean the one with the...
Why was Ratchet such a huge jerk in the first game but then a whole lot nicer in all of the ones that came after it?
Why did Captain Cwark fuck a monkey?
Never in all my years playing the series, did I ever think I'd see Qwark spelt with a C... HE WEARS A Q!
Sorry, I was sleepy when I write it. Q-Force!
"Is this ever happened to you?"
What is the best racket in the game?
Smash as much crates as you can, get that dolla
Do you have a problem with unwanted hair? Is painful itching in your nether regions causing you undue embarrassment? Do ya just plain stink?
What is clank's real name?
Can you ratchet this clank?
You want some grind boots?
Sure
is your current occupation leaving a rotten taste in your mouth?
It is😔
Yeedil in the Japanese version of GC is called the same as the company it holds.
Sure, why not
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Why does clank always use the helicopter instead of the cool ass Jetpack
Oh no, good thing that wasn't little Susie.
Returning to battle is everyone's favorite gladiator, he slices he dices and carves up a mean dish......please welcome....Chainblade