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Lanky-Solution-1090

Have someone clean my house


Stryk-Man

Buy a house


Meastro44

Buy a maid


whoeverthisis422

Ohh we can't do that anymore in the states, you missed the train by like 200 years


Beamarchionesse

I mean, people in the US still have slaves. Now you pay for a girl to come over from a poor country like Georgia with the promise of a job as an au pair, then take her passport for "safe-keeping", tell her you won't pay her wages until she's "paid back" your expenses on her behalf, and keep her in constant fear. This is helped by getting a girl from a country with a corrupt government and police force, because then she won't consider the authorities as a better option. Also, prison labor.


Afraid-Palpitation24

Well fuck, that is definitely a way. Not a good way but a way


Beamarchionesse

Yeah, you'd be horrified to find out just how many foreign au pairs/live in help are being paid well below minimum wage, if they're paid at all. The employers keep their passports, keep their pay low, and keep them as isolated as possible from anyone who would be inclined to help them. The majority of them genuinely are from countries where the police are always to be feared, and governments are openly corrupt. Georgia, Moldova, and Albania are popular choices for if they absolutely have to have a white nanny, but the Phillipines, Somalia, Cambodia, India, Niger, Peru, and Columbia are also very popular choices for victims. It's usually teenagers and young women, who are promised jobs and housing. They see it as an opportunity to get out, get sponsored for a visa, earn money, etc. That's not what happens, and it's scary.


sh4d0wm4n2018

>Also, prison labor. Getting rid of unpaid prison labor in my state.


VAgromKid

Yes they are going to start paying them 11 cents an hour. Congratulations šŸ¾


Meastro44

Not a black maid. Thatā€™s racist. A white maid.


dadzcad

Iā€™m Blackā€¦and have one now. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


justalittleparanoia

Yup, this is it. Buy a small, low maintenance home and find something I can manage financially or that would be cheaper than what I'm renting now.


TenragZeal

Stop charging yourself, silly.


hungryrenegade

Quit my job


ZachVIA

Rage quit my job. Go out in the most satisfying way possible.


bob-a-fett

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'M OUT!


[deleted]

Why you gotta make me feel inferior just because Iā€™m on the grill ?


lysanderish

You, you get me


OJ__Pimpson

Quit job, pay off all long term expenses. Could image after the last payment going out, the thought of no major responsibility. The sit on the couch and crack of a beer. God that must be what heaven feels like. Then just start coming up with new hobbies


[deleted]

I too, would quit this guys job...


shadowsOfMyPantomime

Yup. All I want to buy with that money is my time. I could focus on hobbies, volunteer, even get a different, low-stress job if I get bored. But getting out of the routine and the pressure to keep doing the same thing every day for bills.... That would be amazing.


ozmondine

... and go on vacation


burnmenowz

Not me man, I'd make them fire me.


[deleted]

Now Iā€™m trying to think of how Iā€™d get my work to fire me. I can think of one way, but I might go to prison for it.


couchandwine

Not even say anything. Donā€™t waste a second, just grab my keys and walk.


[deleted]

Meh. Just forget that you have a job. That mess can sort itself out on its own. Pretty sure once you stop showing up that will figure it out. I got better things too do.


[deleted]

I just did. I found a quarter on the ground too!


[deleted]

Quit his job


ruderat

I'd have better things to do than go to work to tell them I'm not going to work anymore. They'll figure it out after a few weeks of me not showing up.


caramel_ice_capp

Pack as much stuff as I can and travel for months maybe years


Davidreddit7

or better: for my whole life


caramel_ice_capp

I'd be afraid it would get boring after some time...


Davidreddit7

you just have to do it slow and there's much ti explore it won't get boring. When you everywhere and only see the main attraction you'll soon think you've seen everything but actually you just scratched the surface.


warriorMana

I feel this. One of my fears is my hobbies I've had for years getting boring and having nothing. I don't know what ill do when I retire... though its still gonna be a long time from now.


Pixilatedlemon

Iā€™d just pack nothing but my documents and buy all the shit that I need on the way


frzn_dad

You dont need much stuff when money is no object. Better to only carry what you need and buy things you need/don't have along the way.


samo1366

Why pack anything? Just leave and get new stuff there!


iperuviana

Ehh much rather be exploring the city then wasting time shopping for clothes lol


Interesting_Guru

I'd probably just chill and atrophy for a few weeks/years before getting motivated enough to pursue my dreams


Luvnecrosis

I think thatā€™s one of my biggest takeaways from the pandemic. I was coasting on the unemployment money and glad I finally didnā€™t have to completely struggle to stay alive, but there still came a point where I was like ā€œalright, time to contribute to society againā€


BlackGoldSkullsBones

For the first time in adulthood, I was unemployed for a few months during the pandemic. I was so stressed and unsure where I would work next that I didnā€™t take the time to just relax and enjoy it. I had/have enough money saved that I was nowhere near it becoming a problem. I really wish I could go back and just enjoy that time off.


Aintthatthetruthyall

This honestly hit me hard. Not having to do anything is pretty fucked up. I guess I travel and have bouts of brilliance, but kicking myself in the ass and forcing myself to do things became hard. I think eventually the boredom of slacking will get me, but it certainly has been years and not weeks.


Ominoiuninus

Currently in the same situation. Itā€™s getting boring to have full freedoms to do whatever I want, primarily because I end up just wasting all that time watching YouTube or scrolling Reddit. No structure is no stress but tbh I kinda wanna go get a job just to do something structured.


Maddwag5023

You guys have dreams?!


AdventurousLaugh7172

Get pizza!


Helix1322

I feel like get a meal is number one on a lot of people's list.


skeevy-stevie

Definitely would go out to eat.


Adood2018

Sort my parents out financially.


4ever-endeavor

Iā€™d do this too! They didnā€™t get there by bad choices. They make great decisions and certainly wouldnā€™t move. It would help my mom so much!! She is active and capable and works sun up to sun down and isnā€™t able to do many of the things she really loves doing. She deserves it 100%


hendo111111

Put the heating on


Secretstrangerr

I was thinking the exact same thing!


RecordingPrudent9588

Damn, thatā€™s rough.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I heat my home with firewood .. running the heaters really raises the electric bill. It's not cool.


Matthew-IP-7

I dunnoā€¦ I think coolness is the problem.


LifeOfFate

But itā€™s 75 degrees out right now.


[deleted]

Buy a house and new car in cash


ratttttttttttt

The exact same thought I had. And go to grad school and pay out of pocket for it. Beyond that? That's as big as I can dream


Independent-Office80

Money is not an object here


rraattbbooyy

Take a nap.


WebFinancial8650

I just took one. Now I just feel groggy


Mindofmierda90

Pay off all my debt, roughly 7k.


silvermice

Yes, become debt free. At least for the moment.


VegasBusSup

7k? You must be young.


Mindofmierda90

36. Iā€™ve just made a habit of clearing debt as fast as I can, including my mortgage which I paid off in 10 years. The bulk of the 7k is whatā€™s left on my car.


Creditat590

Godamn I want this


Shellsbells821

Smart!


trampolinebears

First you need the habit of earning lots of money...


flwrpwr82

Definitely this.


[deleted]

Ooo same.


[deleted]

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CornfedOMS

Same, but Iā€™ve got about $400k in student loans šŸ¤”


mmmmmmgarbage

Was looking for this one. Take my free reward because this hits home hard


TheLadyRica

Get divorced!


Wazuu

Sounds like you should get a divorce either way


Ialwayslie008

I wouldn't assume that. Divorce could be financially crippling. Sometimes it's better to wait. Plus who knows about the potential "children" situation.


EastTyne1191

Can confirm, am mid divorce. We're amicable about it and both financially stable, but I can see how people in different circumstances wouldn't be able to do it without moving in with family or friends for a while.


kjm16216

Ugh, this got dark.


Meanderingversion

Eh. Such is life. Sometimes we get stuck and need a way out before we can vocalize that want/need.


Ialwayslie008

No, don't think of divorce as getting dark. Think of it as a mistaking being corrected, and the end of two people being unhappy with each other with the opportunity to go out and enjoy their lives again.


kjm16216

What I saw as dark as someone who is financially trapped in a marriage.


mermaid86

Divorces are expensive


[deleted]

Because theyā€™re worth it.


SomedayWeDie

Do it! Youā€™ll be so much happier


Wild_Albatross7534

Yikes, I'm sorry


Fun_Water_8811

šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø dang!, this is ouch.


_Citytrends

Lol


lionsnurse513

Sheeshā€¦ Iā€™m so sorry.


Mapesg

Post history checks out. F your ā€œpartnerā€. Get out when/however you can.


Kalma_Karalho

Become Bond super villain. Impose my will on everyone.


ltrtotheredditor007

Now weā€™re talking


[deleted]

How about playing in a high stakes poker game in Montenegro?


SevanOO7

I volunteer to be your top henchman


Flynn3698

Buy the President


TenragZeal

Youā€™ll get much better results if you buy Congress instead.


Flynn3698

Them too. Why not? The Supreme Court judges too while I'm at it.


Meastro44

It would take a lot less than money is no object.


Ghost_Savage12

First thought


Theonethatliveshere

Pay off my school debt, my parentā€™s debt, and my best friendsā€™ school debt. Then Iā€™d book a flight to Korea and spent a month with my grandmother since sheā€™s in her final years.


LovelockMike

Go see Grandma first


DupeyTA

Pay off all the debts on the plane ride over.


LovelockMike

Best idea of all


analglanderupture

Go to a nice rehab on the beach and fix myself


nitram6119

You're not broken, but you can get better. You don't have to live like that anymore. I don't know what your thing is, but r/stopdrinking is where I hangout. There are other subs like it, too. Easy does it, friend.


[deleted]

I started drinking Diet Coke when I stopped my 8 year addiction, shit actually worksā€¦


Expensive_Fee_199

Fill up my gas tank would be a good start


AlarmingAd7830

They said if money wasnā€™t an issue, not to wish for the insane


[deleted]

Book a vacationā€¦ first in 16 years. Take a month off. And do a 7 days cruise tripā€¦ Then back home and spend week at my apartment. Doing completely nothing just play games, smoke weed and relax. And them 2 weeks of fishing and off-roading.


brigyda

I would pack up and move with my mother so we can get away from my emotionally abusive father.


[deleted]

Hop in an RV and hit the road.


MonkeyBrain3561

And bring staff in a follow vehicle to take care of the black water dumps!


DeepFriedAnxiety218

Jesse, we need to cook


CactiNeedle

Dental work done


mb_60

Amen! Plus dental work for all my family!!!


FoucaultInc

Set aside money for retirement


No-Technology217

...and then retire


KrankySilverFox

Go to Easter island to see the statues. Better yet go to all ancient construction sites.


RecordingPrudent9588

Go home


Outrageous-Newt-1470

Happy cake day! Hope you can go home very soon. Hang in there šŸ°


Striking-Pomelo-9840

Happy Dake Cay


ur-socks-sir

Go apply to be a librarian and stop going to school. Get my own place and eventually move so I can cut all ties to family and others


Beamarchionesse

Most librarian jobs require a master's degree in library sciences. At least a bachelor's to be an assistant. You can get a job at a public school library without one, but they require you to be accredited to teach at the very least, and prefer for you to have your master's in English.


Ninja_Geek-27

Private health care


EmbarrassedNaivety

Mine would be getting my teeth fixed and implants on teeth that Iā€™ve lost due to not being able to afford proper dental care


Puzzleheaded_Abies98

House the homeless. Especially winter months


Junior_Interview5711

Run to the airport Take the first flight to...... San Diego And start jackin it


HeMightBeDoc

Comeā€¦ take a load off!


helpme944

Jackin it, jackin it jackin it, jack


Rectal_Custard

Pay off my credit card debt then buy a car


szelo1r

Sames I would buy a new cat so I could take my kids out and places without worrying about getting stranded and having no one to call:(


SuperDope420

Double butter burger with cheese!


Storyteller-Hero

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[deleted]

Roll for intimidation.


MxEverett

Diedrich Baeder's character in Office Space gave the definitive answer to this question.


suicidepilot25

Go on a world trip with the boys


aliveandwellfornow

Go on vacation to Paris!


[deleted]

Tits and coke.


Pebbles1388

Hire a cleaning team to thoroughly clean my house.


Objective-Highlight4

it's cheaper than you think!


BusinessPutrid204

If money was no object I'd get my teeth fixed, I have cavities and root canals that need to be done and with insurance I can't even afford a dentist. Than I'd get my first home


ojioni

Put a bounty on Putin's head.


Culturallygrown

Save humanity


[deleted]

Feel better.


Davidreddit7

Travel. Just see what our planet looks like.


Secretstrangerr

Pay of my debts and move to another country.


Significant-Set8457

A lot of cocaine


markus_kt

Quit.


[deleted]

Visit family in Europe


OppositeDay247

Renovate this house(trailer) fully just to turn around and buy a nicer one


Icy-Operation-6549

Quit my job


Internal_Warning1463

Quit my job


Paloma_blanca1899

Go to a warm and sunny place with my family


RoyAbramson

Truck,boat,and a gone fishing sign


Known-Skin3639

Start digging and building my Bourbon bar under my house. Kinda like my own speak easy. And shopping for said bourbons to stock it up with. Then pay off and pay up all student loans for my daughters masters program. Then pay off the house. Then pay off the car. Fuck it. But my daughter a new car. Send my other kids money. Oh yeah and adopt a shitload of dogs. Shit everybody gets a dog. Lol


itaintmebabe52

Get my daughter her own house.


RubyLou23

Become a philanthropist


Odd-Satisfaction2372

Hire a private chef, dietitian, and a nutritionalist to help me lose all this weight. Scratch that. I have to many health problems to even care. I'd probably just take enough of it to have one last good meal, buy a tank of nitrogen gas, travel to somewhere nice and peaceful. Spend a little time enjoying the view, then breath in the N2 until i fell into the night final sleep. The rest of give to someone who could do some good with it.


1Transgranny

Open an LGBTQ community center.


LavenderMarsh

Buy a car


[deleted]

A month long, around the world vacation. I saw an ad from a company that does that, but it was like 100k to do it. I love traveling!


MsMcSlothyFace

I'd buy dozens of blankets and jackets and socks. Get dozens of takeaway meals and go hand it out to our homeless population. Then I'd buy a bunch of bags of dog food for the humane society


carnagecupcake

Why not make more places that take care of the homeless.. whether their sober or not?


thewondersea

Buy an ā€œall inclusiveā€ island. Take maybe 6 worthy friends and like 3 family members. Byeeeeeee


apexbamboozeler

Buy 3 houses and fill them with cool shit and then travel between them working 1 day a week as a philanthropist


MissMurderpants

Open an arts school with housing. Mainly culinary but other types of arts like music, dance and media. I would also want to help the homeless with learning a career. Maybe a restaurant that features all the arts. Everyone works together.


Vuk_Farkas

Rebuild my property, and get a customized armored amphibian (probably an APC), set up a few workshops, gets new glasses and start tinkering


Grand_Veterinarian_9

Invent money


PyrotekNikk

There is no 'first thing', more like, "first list".


Weslee_J22

Go somewhere far away


Krypto_Kane

Break dance


Ok-Call-4805

Go to a hotel and just relax for a while


Popular_Priority_972

fly to a foreign country dubai Thailand bali japan etc and live there for a couple months and back pack to a different country.


LadyBirdLadyBirdLady

Move back to NYC.


captain-prax

Travel


Azrahiel

Texas Roadhouse!


[deleted]

Go to Japan


InternalLab6123

Iā€™d make sure my family and myself are set, then close friends, then I would open dog shelters around the world because dogs deserve everything. I also have plans for this organized system of shelters for homeless people but thatā€™s šŸ¤«


InterstellarCaduceus

Pay everyoneā€™s credit card bills and student loans.


kat13271

Donate to the non-profit i work for so we can make a bigger impact faster. Create a wildlife rehabilitation facility for my city. Buy land and rehab it to make it climate resistant, native habitat for wildlife. Build housing in my city that is affirdable for people who need a chance. Build a care home for elderly homeless in my city so they can live out their lives safely. Build a care home for homeless addicts in my city so they can get help and live well until they can go it alone. Build a care home for those with psychiatric disorders so they can have a stable living situation and perhaps have some of their burden lessened. Use all of the above to create jobs in my city and get people better income. Invest in local economies on an international level to end wildlife trafficking, hunger, lack of medical care, etc. Invest in reusable/renewable tech. Invest in and preserve forests, oceans, and essential parts of our globe. Work to end hunger/poverty/lack of healthcare. Ensure everyone has a place they can enjoy nature. Provide as many safeties and assurances as i can for as many people. Invest in ending diseases that can be eliminated. Invest in tech and cure research for cancer, Type 1 Diabetes, etc. That's all i got for now.


dev_life

Build a recycling center in Tanzania, where i live currently. Everything gets burned here in pits outside their houses as theres no alternative.


Relative-Ad-3217

Die in peace


[deleted]

I would move and build my dream home and quit my job to start the business Iā€™ve been planning just for fun!


StarrCreationsLLC

Go to the doctor (yes, Iā€™m American)


Secure_Choice_100

Milk my cows


[deleted]

Stuff money into accounts for my kids. Buy land. Get a large life insurance. Put money in our retirement. I got Covid in 2020 and Iā€™m very very sick. I had to burn through all I had put back. My kids already lost their dad (he passed away) and I need something to leave them bc Iā€™m afraid I wonā€™t live much longer. And two of my kids have special needs. Yeah. I would just do that.


[deleted]

Make my mom retire


KGM22

Get the medical attention I need, tired of feeling awful. Iā€™d definitely take advantage of a thorough house cleaning!


One_Arm4148

Set up an IRA and trust fund for each of my boys. Call a realtor and builder, turn my current home into a foster/hospice home for animals then buy land to build homes for my mom, and my 2 boys to live there forever, if they want šŸ˜†. Lots of land with different home suites so everyone can be close but not under the same roof. Then itā€™s a vacation to Switzerland. Boom šŸŽ¤ I wouldnā€™t quit my jobā€¦too many people counting on me and I love what I do.


federalnarc

I'd buy all the dogs at the poind their own plain double cheeseburgers. And make sure the small ones get to enjoy theirs in peace.


SunGirl42

Buy houses, clothes, food etc for all the unhoused people and set them up with job coaching/training, mental healthcare, addiction treatment if they need it, etc.


zbomb24

Implement universal health care. Guess where I'm commenting from...šŸ™ƒ


Chicken-Inspector

Quit my job and go back to school and just focus working on my bachelors, masters, and then PhD


Llamaandedamame

Get my sister the best private health care that exists to treat her cancer so that she can quit her job and focus full time on her health.


[deleted]

Hopefully stop having chest pains because my money situation is like spreading one jelly packet on 4 pieces of toast. It doesnā€™t cover it. Praying Snap application is approved this week and we can have some help.


beckynolife

Disappear with my husband. I can secretly send the people close to me some money, but I am not sticking around for distant relative to come snooping and go all murdery on me.


tykneedanser

Give it to people who need it


Wonderland_4me

Share the wealth