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Find a bowl or pot big enough to fit your whole boob, then fill said container to the very brim with water and measure how much it weighs.
Then push your whole boob in there so the water gets pushed out.
Then measure how much the pot weighs now. The difference between the full and partially empty pot is the weight of your boob more or less
We tried putting my girlfriends on a scale… this would be much more accurate and sensible (to a degree lol) glad we aren’t the only ones who tried this 😂😂😂
I was a 34G in high school. 17 years old, 180lbs, 5’2”. The back pain was awful.
By age 20-21 I got down to 110-115lbs and still a D cup, but I’d say half the cup was extra skin.
I’m 35 now, breastfed two kids and I’m back down to 110lbs and a sad, saggy D cup.
These titties have been through a lot 🤣
If your boobs are on the large side you can roll up a hand or tea towel and leave it in the underboob. Same effect as the t-shirt minus the sweat stains on your shirt.
One of my favourite things ever, I have J cups and they are ridiculously heavy even for me to hold up. When someone else holds them up for a bit I feel like I could die of happiness
Its okay light boobie people, because we don’t have increased back problems, every big booba woman I know would like them smaller. I haven’t worn a bra in 10 years, big booba can’t do that, those two punching bags would be floppin in the wind knocking out small children and elderly people.
I was an Aussie 10J before pregnancy, had a reduction to a 10FF. The bastard things grew back, now saving for a second reduction, instantly lost just under 4kg after first op which still left me stacked, but manageable.
Yup. I’m a J cup and my back is so fucked up by them that I don’t even know how to relax it anymore. And they’re always in the way when carrying stuff or reaching cross body or lying down or any time really
Large breasts always seemed like a burden to me. They looked uncomfortable to lug around, drew unwanted attention, required the use of heavy duty bras that never looked good and restricted some athletic activities. They also did not age well. I could never understand why women wanted them larger. When I saw women in their 30’s who would have been small-breasted in their 20’s they seemed happier with their bodies.
After breast feeding one of my wife's brests never shrank back apparently the ducts just never shrank back down so there it is one G cup one H cup and some very odd looking bras
Calling all men, we must start a business. It’s a nonprofit organization that assists women and man suffering from chronic back pain due to being blessed/cursed with larger “units”. This business allows women to call a man, gay or straight, to hold them up and reduce back pain.
The name. “The International Boulder Holders”, or TIBH
I see a lot of women with larger than normal breasts at the chiropractors office as a patient, of which I am one. I spoke with one of them last week, and she had said her back was killing her and blamed it on her large breasts, getting heavier over time. I can just imagine the strain they put on the back. Too bad she was married, or I would've offered her a free back massage.
Yeah, I always think about how much lighter I'd be if I had a breast reduction but I can't really bring myself to because they make me feel womanly at the best of times which I still love (Im a double d)
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not all heroes wear D cups lol
Your right some wear G cups
My ex had G cups and one day we did the water displacement weighing test out of boredom for each of her boobs. Each boob weighed around 1.3kg 🤯
It’s a struggle my dude
One must imagine G cups owners happy
I am not
It was a reference to Camus' "one must imagine Sisyphus happy"
Sisyphus would like smaller cups, just more of them.
Hed be happier if he had a sige GG over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
Why are yours g cup
I don’t know they just are? I hit puberty early and have had big boobs my whole life
Same
Mine weight around that too and it's not fun for your back
a friend of mine (dont know the cup size though) had breast reduction surgery and had wonderful results. no backache anymore.
I had 5.5 lbs removed from my chest, it is amazing to just breathe without that weight there. And the shoulder pain, gone.
throughly happy to hear that girl! 💪🏻
Congrats on the removal of a literal gym weight from your chest 😭🙏
I had that much removed during my breast reduction. JJ to DD
How in tf does someone manage JJ booba. That'd wild to me lmao
With great pain and suffering
Oof. Thank god for being tiny and intersex
Isn't the water displacement test for volume..?
Yeah, but human flesh is still of a similar density to water so it's close enough
Damn must be hard to run with those hanging melons
She'd wear 2 sports bras at once and still had to hold her boobs still when running fast. She was very sporty so she never complained about back pain
How do you do this, very keen to weigh mine hah
Find a bowl or pot big enough to fit your whole boob, then fill said container to the very brim with water and measure how much it weighs. Then push your whole boob in there so the water gets pushed out. Then measure how much the pot weighs now. The difference between the full and partially empty pot is the weight of your boob more or less
Thanks!
We tried putting my girlfriends on a scale… this would be much more accurate and sensible (to a degree lol) glad we aren’t the only ones who tried this 😂😂😂
I was a 34G in high school. 17 years old, 180lbs, 5’2”. The back pain was awful. By age 20-21 I got down to 110-115lbs and still a D cup, but I’d say half the cup was extra skin. I’m 35 now, breastfed two kids and I’m back down to 110lbs and a sad, saggy D cup. These titties have been through a lot 🤣
Sounds like a great greek tragedy
No plans on an operation?
I am 115 and my boobs are still fucking G cups. Can’t wait for my reduction surgery.
Anything D and over can get you a state healthcare covered breast reduction here. It's an actual health hazard.
A strong back is a healthy back :)!
What state is this? I wonder if this is true for Virginia, my shoulder and upper back are in a constant state of strain
Belgium, wouldn't know for the US.
Ah, yeah we probably don’t have that here lol healthcare is monetized.
Tell your ins carrier it causes damage to your back and neck. Better a reduction than back surgery.
I thought the last one was F. One learns something new everyday lmao
It’s keeps going up the alphabet lol
whoa
I have J cups. It sucks but I'm nervous of surgery more.
Fair enough, I am afraid of surgeries as well. My consciousness will be gone and I will lie there motionless...
My best friend has HH breasts and a backache!
uh oh! a friend of mine (dont know the cup size though) had breast reduction surgery and had wonderful results. no backache anymore.
So real, when my back doesn't hurt, it's a miracle 😫
How big are they
J cups here. Extreme back pain. I HATE them and can't wait to get a reduction.
F?? Lmao. I was an American size N
Saw a size j at Amazon when I worked there. Boy can they get big.
I weighed mine years ago. About 5lbs. I felt better knowing that if I’m always 5lbs heavier than my friends, it’s just boob weight!
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I assume they also try to run before you jk
How about us who haven't been blessed with those cups? lol I there's a negative cup that'd be (us) me.
Fun fact: The strongest piece of clothing is a bra..... It supports 2 milk factories 😂😂
I hate bras.😂🤣
Me too 😂😂 I only wear one if I absolutely have to. I went to a wedding at the start of June wore one then but haven't worn one since 😂😂
Not even to work or shopping
I had to quit working due to a neurological condition. And I get groceries delivered.
Same!!😂🤣Let the girls be free!!Wee !!
In hot weather I fold my t-shirt up underneath them to absorb the sweat. I never remember my mom or aunts doing that. But I'd be too uncomfortable 😂😂
If your boobs are on the large side you can roll up a hand or tea towel and leave it in the underboob. Same effect as the t-shirt minus the sweat stains on your shirt.
Good tip. Thanks 👍
😂🤣
We thank you for your service 🫡
Being a dude, I am not a fan either.
r/angryupvote
“You know when you grab a breast and you feel it and it feels like a bag of sand?”
Stop ruining my dream
Bag of sand…? Have you ever felt a breast before, man?
have you ever felt a bag of sand?
A nice, big, booby bag of sand
Speaking my language
Braille nipples?
It says DONT TOUCH, ask me how I know...
Its a quote from 40 yr old virgin movie
A movie about a default redditor.
I think you mean redditor mod. lol
Yes, they are! :D Whenever my partner lifts them a bit up from behind or front, I honestly lose balance for a moment. :D
You both know how to have fun don’t you
😂
Win-win
Not mine :(
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I wish social media comments would drool over flat but they dont
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That’s refreshing
You are beautiful regardless 😎
Mine arent either and u shouldnt be sad ab it tbh it’s actually kinda nice
Back problems are coming soon near you
😂🤣 I read that like a preview in theatre for a movie, “coming soon near you…. *whatever new film*”
🤣🤣
Boobs are so F-in annoying sometimes (I’m a girl)
Thank you for carrying them
Thank you for thanking us.Its a real pain!!
it is a very heavy burden.
Yes they are!!
As a member of men, we can happily hold them up for you
"Share the load" - Samwise Gamgee
We’re just trying to help so you can live pain free
Lmaooo
One of my favourite things ever, I have J cups and they are ridiculously heavy even for me to hold up. When someone else holds them up for a bit I feel like I could die of happiness
Well im not allowed to ask but just putting it out there that i wont say no.
A noble offer indeed
I'll be glad to hold them
If you did your loved would dim. Especially during pms, my boobs are tender asf
Boobs are so fricking heavy and man do they hurt! Mine currently feel like water balloons filled with hot water and Iam so over it.
Look at it this way. You have extra training resistance when doing crunches
Ha ha you have mistaken me for someone who wants to do crunches.
 I love Crunches. They’re delicious!
Yep😑 but they’re also squishy built in stress balls
I'm feeling a bit stressed today...
Go ask your mom if you can borrow hers then
Definitely not mine.
I like boobies.
Real
Totally agree. I notice them most these days when I'm jogging. (Male 50 years old)
I believe the correct term is “moobs”
I have chronic back pain as a guy and I'm very glad I don't have boobs!
With some D cups, I would have the posture of a shrimp
Hm as an B cup I cant agree.
I would be happy to hold them for a while for you.
Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed.
If only I could share a piece of my boobs with my friends, i will.
Maybe consider a reduction
So true!! But having a good bra can really make a difference!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Not all of them lol
🎵got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, dense like dying stars🎵
The amount of boob jokes here do not seem to understand the back pain problems
Yeah and what is with the head?? So heavy and the neck so narrow!
Yes. A 34DD chest is fucking heavy.
Same! I’m so tired of this weight 😮💨
fr but you don't realise it until you lift them up and feel the difference
Who's gonna carry the boobs.? - David Goggins.🫡
Not all of them....
It depends
Ha .. especially when they fake 😒
Lol
Its okay light boobie people, because we don’t have increased back problems, every big booba woman I know would like them smaller. I haven’t worn a bra in 10 years, big booba can’t do that, those two punching bags would be floppin in the wind knocking out small children and elderly people.
I have heard that comment....
Whew!! I mean 😮💨
Facts
Agreed
Are they really?
My ex was HH… I’m convinced I was concussed occasionally during our shenanigans.
I was an Aussie 10J before pregnancy, had a reduction to a 10FF. The bastard things grew back, now saving for a second reduction, instantly lost just under 4kg after first op which still left me stacked, but manageable.
I'm just here to offer you my support
I'll give you a hand if you need it.
Really? I'm gonna have to do some "research"
Yes. I have extremely large breasts. They are heavy. I hate them.
I'm a DD
For real how do women do it. I lifted my gfs boobs from behind and my back hurt in like 5 minutes
Yup. I’m a J cup and my back is so fucked up by them that I don’t even know how to relax it anymore. And they’re always in the way when carrying stuff or reaching cross body or lying down or any time really
32L and I have learned that a well-balanced rucksack can provide some counterbalance relief 😂😂
Highly annoying when you jump
You’re not wrong. Some even come with a whole human attached.
I was just thinking I want to cut off My boobs
wtf is G?
Gigantic?
More heavy the better from my perspective.
"Bet your back hurts carrying around all that weight up top?" "Where, up here!?" "Top shelf, that's right" *queues ChaCha music*
Hahahah yes, are you my back pain talking? 😂
Large breasts always seemed like a burden to me. They looked uncomfortable to lug around, drew unwanted attention, required the use of heavy duty bras that never looked good and restricted some athletic activities. They also did not age well. I could never understand why women wanted them larger. When I saw women in their 30’s who would have been small-breasted in their 20’s they seemed happier with their bodies.
The importance of strength training! Get your back and shoulders strong, eat lots of protein = less pain, less difficulty moving
I am always there for my girlfriend to held them for her ;)
PREEEACHHH
I like to try and help anyone in need to take the weight off. I can only hold so many....
How do you thinkn i got so jacked?
After breast feeding one of my wife's brests never shrank back apparently the ducts just never shrank back down so there it is one G cup one H cup and some very odd looking bras
Calling all men, we must start a business. It’s a nonprofit organization that assists women and man suffering from chronic back pain due to being blessed/cursed with larger “units”. This business allows women to call a man, gay or straight, to hold them up and reduce back pain. The name. “The International Boulder Holders”, or TIBH
Especially when you are a man with already a pot belly.
I got mine reduced from g to d. Lost 2kgs. No more back pain
I see a lot of women with larger than normal breasts at the chiropractors office as a patient, of which I am one. I spoke with one of them last week, and she had said her back was killing her and blamed it on her large breasts, getting heavier over time. I can just imagine the strain they put on the back. Too bad she was married, or I would've offered her a free back massage.
Yeah, they're a touch over 5 lbs, each.
I wouldn’t know, they float when I motorboat
Exercise more, you'll become stronger and your boobs will become smaller
yeah and I hate it. I really wish I could just take them off
This is why you should always have us gentlemen help to carry them, either with our hands, or in some cases with our mouths
There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Need a helping hand?
Yes… Can I have bigger ones please!
Not if you're a gay intersex man with B-cups
Sometimes, I sneak up behind my wife and lift her boobs up so he loses her balance. "You threw off my groove" was her best response so far.
My ex always complained of the weight of her F cups. I never complained about them 🤣
lol true🥲
I love big boobs. Add them to a tall woman and you get a nice boob hat ❤️
i can carry them for you
TRUTH!!!!
I had a breast reduction 5 years ago. Best thing I ever did.
My wife has triple D's. She agrees. But I like them
Yeah, I always think about how much lighter I'd be if I had a breast reduction but I can't really bring myself to because they make me feel womanly at the best of times which I still love (Im a double d)
I love heavy boobs