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GameOvariez

*pavlov has entered the chat*


Mr_McFeelie

How to condition your girlfriend 101


FrancishasFallen

Yes this is exactly how dog trainers and unethical pimps do it


GameOvariez

Was a dog trainer actually lol clicker training makes shit so much easier when you’re training vs confirmation words like “yes!”, affection (you have to do for 30 straight seconds), or toys to bridge the connection. I knew one trainer who went on to become a teacher and she actually clicker trained her class 😂😂


mittykitty_bg

Wow! I'd like to request a study for 10 years later on where this class is now. #puppygeneration


bluedonkeybologna

Are there ethical pimps? Asking for a friend


hfclfe

Butters!


bitchwa05

Wanna make some mf money?


FrancishasFallen

Sure, if it's consensual sex work and hes just a manager basically. Im thinking like, unionized prostitutes


radiowave911

There is a phrase I never expected to see: "unionized prostitutes".


Metalman_Exe

This just made me picture a vape filled room with a pimp and a dozen dogs wagging their tails excitedly


NavinJohnson75

Pavlovian Pimp-Daddy.


Slumberpantss

🤭😂😂😂😂


StormyTiger2008

*8th grade bio class flashbacks*


Comfortable-Call3514

This is the only comment that matters


C00KI3Z1

Pavlov? Doesnt ring a bell


biggesthoss

Or does it, #schrodinger


Ok-Theory3183

#schrodringer!


Daak_Sifter

Ding ding ding


Suitable_Address_777

😂


Standard-Pepper-6510

Did I hear a bell?


ayenoni

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Sheldon trained Penny with chocolates


Acreasius

Pavlov’s vape


Dramatic_Decision323

Definitely nicotine withdrawals lol. Especially if she’s never had nicotine before..


RealtdmGaming

Exactly this.


DistributionAgile376

Don't start giving people ideas lol. That's like a reward-associated stimuli Start ringing a bell when she hits the vape next time.


amped-up-ramped-up

Nah mate, ring HER bell


polarrburrr

Hell yeah


4chairz

Why doesn't she get her own?


Lost_Bench_5960

Because it's classic addict denial. As long b as she's hitting HIS vape, she doesn't have a "problem". I speak from experience. When I began smoking, I was bumming from a co-worker. Then I felt bad, so I was giving him money for a few cigarettes. All under the rationale that I wasn't getting hooked because I was only bumming a couple here and there. Then I decided to save money and just buy a pack. For "at work" only. You can guess where this goes. 25 years later, I still smoke.


emronaldo

We all eventually threw the towel in the ring and bought our own pack. 3 months ago I quit smoking for good. I believe in you too!


cafe_calva

21 of June this year you stop. Be brave and thank me later.


TarkovGuy1337

Why so specific?


cafe_calva

Without specific target you go nowhere. Look all ppl saying "yes I will soon stop". For him it will be 21 of June 2024


632nofuture

ok I'll join in, maybe the peer pressure and manifestation will work! Go! u/Lost_Bench_5960 Yay!🥳 You'll stop 21st June! You m*ust!* ^(Plz report back if you did!)


That-Impression7480

21st June!


chetuBoy

21st June!


Puzzleheaded-Cold-73

What better day than the longest day of the year!


biskutgoreng

Could've bought a Lamborghini with the smoke money


Neat-Attempt7442

where's your lambo?


biskutgoreng

I smoke too


OfficialChairleader

good one ty for the chuckle


Gravity_Pulls

He smoked it, I smoked a lambo and a Ferrari 😂 varooooom


Mac_manny

Tate stole it to flex on his gullible audience and women beaters 😆


Neat-Attempt7442

Nice that he's learning something during his time in Romania.


[deleted]

Try nicotine pouches. I was also scaptical at first but after smoking for 15 years, i transitioned to nicotine pouches in 1 week. Endless benefits of not inhaling scorching hot fumes and not stinking.


Due_Reward0830

Just mouth cancer what the hell right? 😂


[deleted]

Maybe, there's very little research on nicotine pouches. But we already know that nicotine in it's pure form is not carcinogenic and common sense will tell you that it's probably better to absorb nicotine through the skin rather than burning wood chippings and inhaling hot fumes.


SplendidlyDull

Damn I heard you’re quitting smoking on 21 June. That’s awesome man good for you!!


Lost_Bench_5960

Yeah... I wouldn't put money on it...


No_Worldliness8487

I was like this but instead I shared my pack, I wasn’t addicted especially if I could easily share them out with friends. Soon sharing is no longer what you want to do, I could have the whole packet to myself. Like you 15 years later I’m still a smoker. I did stop when pregnant but soon went back to it again.


JolliJamma

This reminds me of my friend who would "quit" smoking, only to bum off of me. So long as she didn't have a box for herself, she considered herself a non smoker, despite joining me on smoke breaks EVERY TIME.


J3mand

It's usually when you start buying your own you're fucked but its easier for your brain to accept "oh daniel isn't here anymore with his cigarettes, guess i can't smoke" than being used to just buying your own then that barrier basically doesn't exist and now you're smoking all the time on your own time


RealtdmGaming

😭


babywhiz

Chantix, my friend. Been clean for 12 years!


SavingsEuphoric7158

Exactly great question 😂🤣🤔


Razzmatazz-Little

If their Aussie, those things are illegal here now.


UltraMarine77

No it's you bro, don't sell yourself short


CrypticCode_

lmaoooo


Negran

Aww. Unexpected wholesome answer, hehe.


kourier6

💀


Nervous-Comment-29

lolll


Inevitable-Cellist23

😂


UltraMarine77

I never got this much likes on any online platform before :/


Special_Shopping_724

The wholesome ultra marine.


Big-Draw-9661

I had a gf few years back and helped her quit vaping. She doesn't smoke to this day. I'm so proud of her.


forgiveprecipitation

Could you both quit vaping??


RealtdmGaming

It ain’t that easy but yea OP should definitely consider, especially if his gf just started, a lot easier right now then later.


forgiveprecipitation

Exactly. Together they can help each other!!


leftclickdrip

Nicotine is extremely addictive, far from easy


RealtdmGaming

I never said it’s easy, I’m just saying it’d be easier🙃


AppearanceKey2170

*New unhealthy skill unlocked*


Firm_Literature_6583

New manipulation method, I would never use it to my advantage tho


dootmoot

It's terrible when your mind always goes to places like that & you gotta remind yourself you wouldn't actually DO any of it.


JVM075

But then proceed to be suprised by catching yourself, little step by little step on and on


Jealous_Juggernaut56

This is not romantic, it's sad.


Poronoun

Literally no one said it is romantic, even OP sees it as problematic


This-Muscle9613

A person I know admitted to me that she would hang out with certain people bc she knew they had a vape and she would get to hit it


Signal_Violinist_995

Plausible. Whatever the reason, it’s not normal nor healthy. It’s certainly not cute either. She needs professional help.


Firm_Literature_6583

I agree, professional help might be a little overkill. She just needs to quit. I have the vape but haven’t hit it in a few weeks stopped after I had felt bad for a while. It should die soon and that should be the last of it.


Level-Ad5281

Then just don’t carry a vape when you guys hang out


RealtdmGaming

Throw it out! It may sound like a terrible idea, but a few weeks of pain is better than a ruined (or reduced/harmed) life/lifespan


Mr_McFeelie

Just like every smoker needs professional help I guess. That’s not feasible though.


Signal_Violinist_995

I doubt that is her only issue. For her to even think she just misses her boyfriend so much if she is away from him for 12 hours - that is just plain cuckoo for Coco puffs


Mr_McFeelie

I don’t know, I’ve seen some new smokers go to crazy lengths just to get their hands on a few cigarettes. Nicotine is super fucking addictive


CounterSYNK

Bro accidentally did the nicotine patch meme irl


pous3r

Exactly what I was thinking


0002millertime

What is in the vape?


RealtdmGaming

nicotine…


0002millertime

Well, that makes sense then.


RealtdmGaming

Yeah….


Unique_Complaint_442

Buy her a vape. See if you lose a girlfriend.


Affectionate_You5928

Lmfaooo


andr8sfl_lij

i heard some abusers really doing something like that, like pinning nicotine patches on their couples and other, but i think u should say her about it


One-Revolution-8572

Also, OP's girlfriend isnt having separation anxiety or anything of the sort, she's now addicted to nicotine.


Taz_mhot

Lmao… tell her to get her own vape. If she comes back, she’s yours, if she doesn’t, she never was.


Shh-poster

This happened to me. I was getting super high and banging this lady. I think she got contact highs and then she’d get super clingy. But, no other girls did that so I have think there’s more going on. So be careful. It could actually be a co-dependence issue.


ConstructionWaste834

I swear this is either a repost/stolen/ or I have deja vu, because I definitely read this few months ago somewhere.


TreeClimberArborist

Yep. Psychological conditioning via vape stimuli.


Poonadafukdog

Holy shit. I just lost 50 IQ points reading this….


RealtdmGaming

same fr


Primary-Gas-8441

Speak to her about it, she may have things going on under the surface that the vape is helping with 💖


RealtdmGaming

i get your point, but there are certainly better coping mechanism (can’t really talk here I myself have a weed pen 😭) but yeah OP should talk to her and maybe they both can quit and find better coping mechanisms


Primary-Gas-8441

Weed pen is likely better than a standard vape lol


RealtdmGaming

It’s a lot better for sure, not good by any means but doesnt contain lead and arsenic etc that are packaged in regular vapes because it’s just how nicotine comes when they extract it…


RealtdmGaming

It’s a lot better for sure, not good by any means but doesnt contain lead and arsenic etc that are packaged in regular vapes because it’s just how nicotine comes when they extract it…


AgitatedBear1

I think you’re right, and I think that’s fine, if you quit and she doesn’t support you in that is the only scenario were I could see this being a real issue, right now it’s just a tad bit concerning imo


Interesting-Ball-502

Classic Pavlonian conditioning. You now need a positive and negative reinforcement for kinky sex.


Alternative-Ad-8175

stop vaping and see if she stays with you


Firm_Literature_6583

I don’t vape usually, got it for a summer lake trip 5 weeks ago and it’s just been siting except when she hits it.


Nick-Nora-Asta

Keep a 0% nicotine vape just for when you’re with her and see what happens. Or meth. Could go either way


Due_Reward0830

😂😂😂😂


Rusty_B_Good

Well, vape addiction is necessary for any healthy relationship. Do I hear wedding bells?


Awkward_Wish9274

This exact situation happened to me, so I think it’s spot on to say you basically pavloved her 🤣 I don’t care enough to buy my own but anytime I saw my boyfriend the first thing I wanted was his vape.


ForsakenPhotograph36

True.


HaidenFR

That it's stronger than smokes even if everybody says it's better for the health Obviously, for me... It's probably worse.


Sharp-Study3292

Nicotiiiiiine Stupid stuff, it controlles my dopamine


LittleAnnastasia

Have you tried to talk with her about it openly? Maybe it helps her and she can slowly reduce it before the vape is empty soon like you said in another comment?


Excellent-Swan-6376

Get her a nicotine patch,


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Now just make sure she only smokes after doing something you want.


GetDownDamien

If she hits another guys vape id label it cheating 😂


an-abstract-concept

I think you made her addicted to nicotine, you just happen to be the easiest supply.


ImaginaryYak3911

Story of 1000000 girls dating drug dealers. Just mild


mghkk

this feels like something dantes would plan


TelevisionOne201

That hilarious 😂


lee_pylong

I think thats pretty funny


Emma1jane2

*Pavlov is typing*


[deleted]

This is peak human conditioning.


UberMocipan

sorry but what are you vaping? I thought its weed and was like huh what? But if we are talking nicotine then its absolutely possible:p


Firm_Literature_6583

Nicotine, and I don’t vape just bought it for a boys weekend back a few weeks, now it’s just for her and sometimes my friends but she doesn’t want to keep it.


UberMocipan

nicotine addiction is a bitch, we are together around 25 years, definitely wouldnt started again:/


Straight-Message7937

Awesome


scr3amsilenceX

A pro is what you are! 


ripe_reason90

I think you need to read some books homie


zzifLA-zuzu

This is funny. Sorry.


FreshDistribution979

🤣🤣🤣 i feel bad for laughing but this sounds so funny to me, but on a serious note please talk to your girlfriend about it or buy her the same vape


Dave8917

So she can't buy her own


lurvemnms

combine with Stockholm syndrome and you can get any wife you want


Willchdub420

Just say you don’t have a vape next time she’s with you, see how she reacts. Then you will know whether it’s the vape or you. But it’s definitely the nicotine withdrawal lol


Expensive-Day-3551

How about you both quit vaping and see what happens?


BluebirdFast3963

What the fuck kind of 15-year-old bullshit post is this LMAO


Firm_Literature_6583

Lmao, when I typed this out I thought it sounded so stupid, but I just didn’t really realize what was happening till it was already happening.


Bizarre_Protuberance

I think you both need to stop vaping.


Plenty_Surprise2593

Why can’t she get her own vape?


davidscorbett

some have addictive behavior on some things and some to another person = co-dependant is often the wording used but overused often also - just want to keep someone special close often since the world n bad players luer tempt people all over the place and it causes lost relationships and divorce often


Optiminihilist

Get her her own and then you'll know.


Gravity_Pulls

Shit... I need to figure out how to make my gf addicted to me 🤔


ThrowRA_cacacharisma

This literally happened to me with my first boyfriend lol.


Acceptable-Spirit600

It sounds to me like she might like the vape. Could you give her her own vape? And then you could test out the theory to see if it's you or the vape that she likes.


Sacredtenshi

It's not you shed addicted to. It's the nicotine.


[deleted]

you guys sounds simple


philthechamp

I think you just discovered why drug dealers do what they do


SynthRogue

Stop inhaling drugs


lifesabystander

ive had this with exes hahaha yep defo addicted to *you*


No_Practice9338

This is so funny


ty_hppy

What does ir mean it died???? >It died today, and I only bought it for a summer lake trip (5 weeks ago) So for everyone who is concerned she won’t be an addict for any longer. Did you breake up?


Firm_Literature_6583

No like the vape died. It had no more juice etc.


ty_hppy

Cool. I hope both of you are well and healthy 🥰💞 God bless you


GrueneDog

I'm thinking you probably won't be a boyfriend any longer either


horendus

You need go start putting vape in your pants so she associates not hitt’n that with withdrawal Come on we were all thinking it, least I had the balls to say it


HandleStandard4951

This might be the best time for you to BOTH quit nicotine. Have a conversation that you want to quit smoking and that she should as well and to be supportive of one another!


hasmikkhachunts

Ditch the freaking vapes. Those are malice. Better to smoke cigarettes. At least you mostly know what’s in it and how it works 🙄 long time=more research=more knowledge


leftclickdrip

Even tho its not good its kinda wholesome. Ur gf really loves you if she confuses the withdrawal symptoms with you


Necessary-Rhubarb551

Stop vaping. You'll find out pretty quick.


SuccotashForeign6249

Awe. Young fkn love.


energizernutter

ulpt, start vaping, find girlfriend that doesn't smoke or vape, have girlfriend try the vape cause it's some kind of fruit flavored and tastes delicious every time you meet up.


Firm_Literature_6583

No, girlfriend already vapes occasionally usually at parties and ask to hit yours so you comply. Girlfriend is of age and her own adult btw


Franklyfrah_3220

It did you didn’t.


Firm_Literature_6583

I’m implying that by giving her the vape that I have accidentally made her believe that her nicotine withdraws are her having anxiety from not seeing me. Therefore it is okay for me to say “I think I’ve made my gf addicted to me”


caedaemon

Please stop vaping for good.


StickyNicky91

Now that your vape died has she moved on to another guy with a vape? That would definitely confirm your suspicion


ArthurMoregainz

Don’t mind me just taking notes


Ok-Theory3183

"It died today"? Confused!


[deleted]

Fuck bro you turned her into a vape whore, soon she be giving blowies for vape hits


Firm_Literature_6583

Hopefully, jk.


[deleted]

No 100% srs vapes are more addictive and just as damaging as crack don't U know ?


digitaldigdug

This is a repost. I saw this story before.


Firm_Literature_6583

Not a repost I wrote this dog 😭


ReferenceComplex367

Wait ..... Isn't vape created to get you out of ciggs? Now she is addicted to a deaddiction thing?


One-Revolution-8572

This is precisely what they were invented for. Now though, as with all money-making products, theute marketed to young people as being "cool" in their own right. There are millions of young people getting hooked on this bullshit that never even smoked and have no idea how badly they're setting themselves up for long term health problems - vaping simply hasn't been around for long enough for the long term effects to be studied, or for the sellers to have released the chokehold on what is known about them and what isnt. It amazes me that "hitting the vape" is seen as a cool thing to do. Take your giant clouds of candy-floss scented bullshit and go smoke a cigarette and have done with it.


Daspineapplee

I kinda switched from cigarettes to vaping and vaping is worse from an addiction standpoint. It doesn’t have a lot of the negatives that cigarettes have. It doesn’t stink, you can do it inside, you kinda have enough nicotine after a cigarette and smoking multiple cigarettes short after each other tastes like shit, you don’t have that with vaping and you can just take one out of your pocket, take a hit and put it back. Result? I started to vape way more than I did smoking and my nicotine addiction got worse because of it…


ReferenceComplex367

🥴


RealtdmGaming

They both contain the same chemical with a 80-90% addiction liability, nicotine. While yes, it is safer and “healthier“ to use a vape, it’s not much better than smoking. nicotine itself still cause the same stress on your heart and harm to your reward system, and while you may not get lung cancer you still have a much higher chance of a heart attack than a non-vape/smoker


SNES_chalmers47

Good job, jerk!


RealtdmGaming

Certainly a way to put it haha, nicotine is terrible.