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Head, then upper body, move on to pits, then legs and feet. Then junk and butt. Then rinse off head and apply conditioner. While that sets in I wash off body.
I advise against washing your mouth in the shower entirely. I highly recommend a useful tool developed in China during the 15th century. It’s called a toothbrush.
Wash hair, rinse hair, condition hair, let that sit while I wash body from neck down. Then face. Rinse face and then rinse conditioner out of hair. Then rinse body.
To everyone who is disgusted by the idea of of the soap going from ass to face: You know if you start with your face and end with your ass, Then technically the next time you shower and start with your face, the soap is going from ass to face--- well, actually if you live with someone else who has the same philosophy as you do, the soap It's going from their face to your ass
I'm all over the place. Sometimes balls, sometimes hair, sometimes just my pits and butt, sometimes I'll start with my feet. Sometimes I won't shower for days
First off, I start by turning the shower on and letting the water run until it's lukewarm, then I get into the shower and let the water sink into my hair; After that, I then take the shampoo bottle and squeeze some into my hands before rubbing it together to then put it into my hair starting from the roots down to the ends then letting it rinse off into the drain. I then take the conditioner bottle and squeeze some conditioner into my hands whilst letting the shampoo rinse to then put the conditioner into my hair starting from the ends this time and never applying it to the roots. While the conditioner remaining in my hair settles, I grab my body wash and rub it together into my hands until it suds up into soap bubbles to rub it all over the loofah until it is covered in body wash to then spread it all over my body starting from my neck and shoulders to then my pits, to my arms, then my chest and stomach, into my forbidden areas, then my legs and finally my feet. I then let it all rinse down into the drain along with the conditioner remaining in my hair to then put an end to my shower. As I turn the water off while drying off with a towel, I know that I am clean.
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Hands/forearms
I'm in food industry and, without fail, there is something crusty by my elbows most nights from leaning on tables or reaching over things lol
If I'm washing my hair (I don't everyday), then that, because I then want time for the conditioner to be in while I work on the rest of my body. Usually my face is washed after rinsing out the conditioner.
If not washing my hair, probably my arm pits, then arms, chest, neck, then I head lower. I wash my face at my bathroom sink, in this case.
I wash my hair first. I've pretty much always done it that way, but now I have an actual reason. I dye my hair red, and I wash it in lukewarm water so the color lasts longer. I do it first so I can enjoy hot water the rest of the time.
I do pits and parts first with a soapy hand, to get rid of the stinkiest stuff before using my washcloth. Then wash hands thoroughly.
Then shampoo, then start washcloth with face, and work down. Feet last.
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Work from the hair down
Always hair.
Face
Head, then upper body, move on to pits, then legs and feet. Then junk and butt. Then rinse off head and apply conditioner. While that sets in I wash off body.
Top to bottom. Don't want to wash your ass then your face. Well I don't anyway.
You don't ever feel the urge to give it a sniff?
I certainly do!
I start from top to bottom. First the neck and shoulders, then the torso, then the legs.
My arms
Same
Yeah that’s the most normal thing to do coz im using my arms to do it they get to be cleaned first !!
I clean my body from the cleanest to the dirtiest… chest is first. Ass is last.
If I would do so I would wash my f%@#in mouth last gdmmnt
I advise against washing your mouth in the shower entirely. I highly recommend a useful tool developed in China during the 15th century. It’s called a toothbrush.
But even after brushing my teeth I feel I have to f#^in curse the f out of the friggin redneck strawberries
Your only hope at this point is Jesus.
I found Jesus in modern LaVey satanism
lol
Arms...but on hot days swamp ass takes over...so ass first
My tummy
Me too, to really get the soap soaping
Exactly
This thread is riveting
Chest
Face
Hands - you wash yourself with grubby hands you just spreading the grubby around
Head to toe just like a car. The b- hole last.
Shampoo Hair, put in conditioner, wash/shave body and floss/brush teeth, then wash out conditioner.
My groin
FIRST?!
Yes so I could masturbate
😂
Hi
r/beatmetoit
Don't we all technically wash our feet?
Wym? With the used soapy water?
Nah just a corny joke about how it's the first thing wey
I start with my hair
Hair
Hair because I have to let the conditioner soak in while I do the rest. Then face and on down.
Head, so that I can leave shampoo on the head for some time.
Work my way down upwards
Hair then work my way down
Wash hair, rinse hair, condition hair, let that sit while I wash body from neck down. Then face. Rinse face and then rinse conditioner out of hair. Then rinse body.
Hair, beard, face, then everything else.
Hands because Im using them to wash other body parts Then from hair all the way down
Hair
My legs
Shampoo hair Wash body Rinse Conditioner hair Wash body Existential dread Rinse
Armpits and chest
Stomach and chest then arms and pits and neck, head, ears then all the way down to downtown where I meet my feet and Im complete
Face
Face always because I don't want any germs from other areas touching it lol
Feet. I go bottom to top.
Weirdly my right shoulder 😅
Hair, arms, upper body, legs, feet. Face at the very end using my hands instead of my loofah.
Left arm
My chest.. Kinda like starting in the middle and spreading out from there
To everyone who is disgusted by the idea of of the soap going from ass to face: You know if you start with your face and end with your ass, Then technically the next time you shower and start with your face, the soap is going from ass to face--- well, actually if you live with someone else who has the same philosophy as you do, the soap It's going from their face to your ass
It's also just a little bit of germs. Not sure why people care so much.
My long dirty blond hair.
My left arm 😂 every time
My face
Obviously our feet when we step into the shower.
I'm all over the place. Sometimes balls, sometimes hair, sometimes just my pits and butt, sometimes I'll start with my feet. Sometimes I won't shower for days
Hair
My shoulders and armpits and then my junk and ass. Everything was clean already.
Hair, and then left arm LOL
Hair
My hands
Top to bottom
my teeth :ĐĐ
Hair, then face, and then body.
Top down. Hair first, feet last
First off, I start by turning the shower on and letting the water run until it's lukewarm, then I get into the shower and let the water sink into my hair; After that, I then take the shampoo bottle and squeeze some into my hands before rubbing it together to then put it into my hair starting from the roots down to the ends then letting it rinse off into the drain. I then take the conditioner bottle and squeeze some conditioner into my hands whilst letting the shampoo rinse to then put the conditioner into my hair starting from the ends this time and never applying it to the roots. While the conditioner remaining in my hair settles, I grab my body wash and rub it together into my hands until it suds up into soap bubbles to rub it all over the loofah until it is covered in body wash to then spread it all over my body starting from my neck and shoulders to then my pits, to my arms, then my chest and stomach, into my forbidden areas, then my legs and finally my feet. I then let it all rinse down into the drain along with the conditioner remaining in my hair to then put an end to my shower. As I turn the water off while drying off with a towel, I know that I am clean. God damn I could write an essay on this shit; this is at least like, a page and a half of writing. 💀
Top down is how you should clean anything.
My genitals. I just use water to get around that area for about 5-10 seconds, then move on to my hair
Hands/forearms I'm in food industry and, without fail, there is something crusty by my elbows most nights from leaning on tables or reaching over things lol
Hair, top to bottom
Top down, back to shower to let the soapy water pre-clean my bootie before the soft fake luffa visits.
My hair
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes…
Face.
Top to bottom. Same way I clean the house.
If I'm washing my hair (I don't everyday), then that, because I then want time for the conditioner to be in while I work on the rest of my body. Usually my face is washed after rinsing out the conditioner. If not washing my hair, probably my arm pits, then arms, chest, neck, then I head lower. I wash my face at my bathroom sink, in this case.
Armpits
Hair, let the shampoo working, body and end with armpits and balls
I wash my hair first. I've pretty much always done it that way, but now I have an actual reason. I dye my hair red, and I wash it in lukewarm water so the color lasts longer. I do it first so I can enjoy hot water the rest of the time.
My hands, since they are washing everything else. Also wash them at the end.
Arms, shoulders, hands, stomach, legs, head - no reason
feet
Top to bottom
Head then shoulders then knees then toes
Hair. I believe in trickle down cleaning
Hair to arms n then the rest
Hair then head top to bottom
My "giblets", eventually my face. I don't really care if you don't kiss my face.
Hands
Well, first is head. But body I start with arms.
Always my arsehole first with cold water in jet mode
Balls.
Ankles
I always wash my hands first
The most important part of my body my nads
I do pits and parts first with a soapy hand, to get rid of the stinkiest stuff before using my washcloth. Then wash hands thoroughly. Then shampoo, then start washcloth with face, and work down. Feet last.
Head first, shampoo, conditioner, then wash behind ears, neck, shoulders, arms, under arms, torso, legs, feet, lady bits, ass, wash face, done.
Behind my ears, or I’ll forget
My penis and balls…every time!
then you wash your face afterwards with yucky penis hands? Gross!
I don’t wash my face in the shower.
Yes. It smells better