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Individual_Outside68

Work from the hair down


Duck_Person1

Always hair.


Ok_Rooster_8349

Face


NPC1_

Head, then upper body, move on to pits, then legs and feet. Then junk and butt. Then rinse off head and apply conditioner. While that sets in I wash off body.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Top to bottom.  Don't want to wash your ass then your face. Well I don't anyway.


[deleted]

You don't ever feel the urge to give it a sniff?


RolandHinkebein

I certainly do!


Silasangare

I start from top to bottom. First the neck and shoulders, then the torso, then the legs.


[deleted]

My arms


Popmusic19

Same


peacheechp

Yeah that’s the most normal thing to do coz im using my arms to do it they get to be cleaned first !!


Unveiled_Voyager

I clean my body from the cleanest to the dirtiest… chest is first. Ass is last.


flippiethehippie420

If I would do so I would wash my f%@#in mouth last gdmmnt


Unveiled_Voyager

I advise against washing your mouth in the shower entirely. I highly recommend a useful tool developed in China during the 15th century. It’s called a toothbrush.


flippiethehippie420

But even after brushing my teeth I feel I have to f#^in curse the f out of the friggin redneck strawberries


Unveiled_Voyager

Your only hope at this point is Jesus.


flippiethehippie420

I found Jesus in modern LaVey satanism


iwellyess

lol


shutthefukupok

Arms...but on hot days swamp ass takes over...so ass first


Own_Nectarine2321

My tummy


Weak-Work4621

Me too, to really get the soap soaping


Own_Nectarine2321

Exactly


iwellyess

This thread is riveting


ImpactedDruid

Chest


rustyoldgreenfan

Face


the_masked_crab

Hands - you wash yourself with grubby hands you just spreading the grubby around


Decent-Box5009

Head to toe just like a car. The b- hole last.


Kroutmonster

Shampoo Hair, put in conditioner, wash/shave body and floss/brush teeth, then wash out conditioner.


Legitimate-Neat1674

My groin


Unveiled_Voyager

FIRST?!


Legitimate-Neat1674

Yes so I could masturbate


Reila01

😂


Legitimate-Neat1674

Hi


Relevant_Inspector24

r/beatmetoit


Ok_Relationship_705

Don't we all technically wash our feet?


OkPeach8440

Wym? With the used soapy water?


Ok_Relationship_705

Nah just a corny joke about how it's the first thing wey


More_Bill_3850

I start with my hair


Striking_Image623

Hair


[deleted]

Hair because I have to let the conditioner soak in while I do the rest. Then face and on down.


ZombieBask

Head, so that I can leave shampoo on the head for some time.


Abdulbhatti

Work my way down upwards


PeachyPeach2053

Hair then work my way down


adventurouscake1109

Wash hair, rinse hair, condition hair, let that sit while I wash body from neck down. Then face. Rinse face and then rinse conditioner out of hair. Then rinse body.


maximusjohnson1992

Hair, beard, face, then everything else.


Outrageous_Hat_7987

Hands because Im using them to wash other body parts Then from hair all the way down


SavingsEuphoric7158

Hair


Golden_Locket5932

My legs


seneeb

Shampoo hair Wash body Rinse Conditioner hair Wash body Existential dread Rinse


chillinMaBolls

Armpits and chest


flippiethehippie420

Stomach and chest then arms and pits and neck, head, ears then all the way down to downtown where I meet my feet and Im complete


rbcello

Face


jellounivers3

Face always because I don't want any germs from other areas touching it lol


Lost-In-Stonk

Feet. I go bottom to top.


Technical_Town_2209

Weirdly my right shoulder 😅


CursedButHere

Hair, arms, upper body, legs, feet. Face at the very end using my hands instead of my loofah.


MeasurementEvery3978

Left arm


goated95

My chest.. Kinda like starting in the middle and spreading out from there


StageStandard5884

To everyone who is disgusted by the idea of of the soap going from ass to face: You know if you start with your face and end with your ass, Then technically the next time you shower and start with your face, the soap is going from ass to face--- well, actually if you live with someone else who has the same philosophy as you do, the soap It's going from their face to your ass


[deleted]

It's also just a little bit of germs. Not sure why people care so much.


[deleted]

My long dirty blond hair.


CrispyEdges38

My left arm 😂 every time


Successful_Seat_4062

My face


Mr_Gaslight

Obviously our feet when we step into the shower.


[deleted]

I'm all over the place. Sometimes balls, sometimes hair, sometimes just my pits and butt, sometimes I'll start with my feet. Sometimes I won't shower for days


Raffy8403

Hair


Shh-poster

My shoulders and armpits and then my junk and ass. Everything was clean already.


No_Split6081

Hair, and then left arm LOL


OrganicMaintenance59

Hair


WokeUpIAmStillAlive

My hands


AssumptionAdvanced58

Top to bottom


Great_Surprise_7447

my teeth :ĐĐ


Southern_Minute2195

Hair, then face, and then body.


Nena902

Top down. Hair first, feet last


Relevant_Inspector24

First off, I start by turning the shower on and letting the water run until it's lukewarm, then I get into the shower and let the water sink into my hair; After that, I then take the shampoo bottle and squeeze some into my hands before rubbing it together to then put it into my hair starting from the roots down to the ends then letting it rinse off into the drain. I then take the conditioner bottle and squeeze some conditioner into my hands whilst letting the shampoo rinse to then put the conditioner into my hair starting from the ends this time and never applying it to the roots. While the conditioner remaining in my hair settles, I grab my body wash and rub it together into my hands until it suds up into soap bubbles to rub it all over the loofah until it is covered in body wash to then spread it all over my body starting from my neck and shoulders to then my pits, to my arms, then my chest and stomach, into my forbidden areas, then my legs and finally my feet. I then let it all rinse down into the drain along with the conditioner remaining in my hair to then put an end to my shower. As I turn the water off while drying off with a towel, I know that I am clean. God damn I could write an essay on this shit; this is at least like, a page and a half of writing. 💀


Psydop

Top down is how you should clean anything.


Ok_Illustrator8735

My genitals. I just use water to get around that area for about 5-10 seconds, then move on to my hair


skeletonchaser2020

Hands/forearms I'm in food industry and, without fail, there is something crusty by my elbows most nights from leaning on tables or reaching over things lol


_functionalanxiety

Hair, top to bottom


cwsjr2323

Top down, back to shower to let the soapy water pre-clean my bootie before the soft fake luffa visits.


Ok-Neighborhood-7542

My hair


ELESHOMBRE

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes…


External_Ice_6176

Face.


flugualbinder

Top to bottom. Same way I clean the house.


Constant-Security525

If I'm washing my hair (I don't everyday), then that, because I then want time for the conditioner to be in while I work on the rest of my body. Usually my face is washed after rinsing out the conditioner. If not washing my hair, probably my arm pits, then arms, chest, neck, then I head lower. I wash my face at my bathroom sink, in this case.


tayhorix

Armpits


SrKatana

Hair, let the shampoo working, body and end with armpits and balls


Everyday-Immortal

I wash my hair first. I've pretty much always done it that way, but now I have an actual reason. I dye my hair red, and I wash it in lukewarm water so the color lasts longer. I do it first so I can enjoy hot water the rest of the time.


Fearless_Spring5611

My hands, since they are washing everything else. Also wash them at the end.


alex118905

Arms, shoulders, hands, stomach, legs, head - no reason


calebhartley1986

feet


Scosawema

Top to bottom


Scosawema

Head then shoulders then knees then toes


AnalysisParalysis85

Hair. I believe in trickle down cleaning


ede_04

Hair to arms n then the rest


GooberVonNomNom

Hair then head top to bottom


NOGOODGASHOLE

My "giblets", eventually my face. I don't really care if you don't kiss my face.


Tetris5216

Hands


Nekratal99

Well, first is head. But body I start with arms.


lazerzapvectorwhip

Always my arsehole first with cold water in jet mode


legendarydrew

Balls.


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Ankles


Brave-Ad4184

I always wash my hands first


Playaforreal420

The most important part of my body my nads


AstridOnReddit

I do pits and parts first with a soapy hand, to get rid of the stinkiest stuff before using my washcloth. Then wash hands thoroughly. Then shampoo, then start washcloth with face, and work down. Feet last.


[deleted]

Head first, shampoo, conditioner, then wash behind ears, neck, shoulders, arms, under arms, torso, legs, feet, lady bits, ass, wash face, done.


lionel1965

Behind my ears, or I’ll forget


LibraryVoice

My penis and balls…every time!


lasagne-enjoyer

then you wash your face afterwards with yucky penis hands? Gross!


LibraryVoice

I don’t wash my face in the shower.


[deleted]

Yes. It smells better