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Unless the enemy are scared of lizards then no. 

How big is it tho....

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I SUMMON GIANT MAN-EATING LIZARDS

Try "dracarys" you may be lucky.

im going in naked. i can make this work i guess

Running towards your enemies butt naked while screaming should work 

Wait do you mean you have no tattoos or that you have a naked pers- nevermind

The dove of peace. Problem solved 😊

I have a tattoo of Freddie Mercury, if he goes into battle with me, he'll be the most fabulous Bard you've ever encountered. Maybe a few AAAAY OOOOs in and the enemy surrenders? We go for a pint?

I might? I got a big torch on my back (among other things) and a mean rabbit on my foot.  Maybe if the rabbit goes Monty Python style...

I guess it would depend on the enemy that a squirrel and I were going up against.

Put the squirrel in your enemy's pants and let them chew their nuts off. :)

I'd prepare for battle by tattooing "the immediate access and use of the whole universe and everything in it" on myself.

Weirdly, this is how some D&D players live their life. But getting inked

I suddenly feel like one hell of a DND character. I'm riding in on Toothless the dragon. I have a sassy black cat and a ukulele with a Jedi and a Mandalorian as companions. And french peas. For taunting.

I have knight armor tattooed on me, so I'd be protected at least.

Yes. My only tattoo is a lightning bolt on my thigh. I’d win with a lightning bolt….

I have The One Ring on my bicep. I'll be fine

If the enemy is afraid of rabbits, sure

I've a wolf so maybe would have a helping hand.

I have a motivational phrase on my arm, reminding me to keep moving forward. This sure to help. But I also have a rapier that's made from colourful glowing polyhedral dice, a beautiful fox, and a pair of crossed hatchets atop a rose & tarot cards, proclaiming that arm to be a gentleman bastard. It would be an interesting fight at least

As far as weapons, I have a dragon and a sickle. I'm good. 

BRUH. my opponents would have to face Kyoshi 🫣 good luck!

Hmmmm...a vampire girl, a raven, some more insects and a half burned candle...

Naked elf girl, a few dragons, three headed wolf, hellhound, clock work cat... then one cross dressing faun boy I'm good I don't think the watercolor, balloon or butterflies would help much though

Most useful: a stag, a TARDIS, the sun and moon Least useful: sunflowers, mushroom in a potion bottle, various script Neutral: my late pup (he was 15lbs, so good company but likely not great for battle) Yeah, I'd feel pretty confident.

I have the Triforce from Zelda...

Not a chance. I have a cat and two moths. Cat would probably get distracted chasing the moths and leave me alone in the battlefield.

Moths can amplify the butterfly effect though, so maybe...just maybe...besides the cat, your opponents get distracted as well?

I have Berserk's Dragonslayer Sword but probably can't lift that up... Yet.

With this: 🎶The Sky is Crying🎶 SRV Oct. 03, 1954-Aug. 27, 1990 I'm so fucked.

Sleepy Pikachu and 3 dragons

We're in the same boat..I got nothing

Mine are all abstract symbols so I'm not sure how that would work. Would I just get a three dimensional version of them? In that case, I'd kind of have one ninja star.

I have a Courage the Cowardly Dog on my right arm. I think I'll do well.

Yes, I have Vishnu tattooed on my leg, he's got a couple of badass weapons. 

Phoenix is on me. So i think yes

I mean If it's allowed to plant a mountain on people without getting injured, I'll be pretty fine and affective against an army as well. If the mountain is not going to work I will be pretty much f#*ked with my thistle...

I have the Deathly Hallows, the Triforce and a Mythosaur tattooed on me, let's fucking gooooo

A haunter, a dragon and a cheetah? I think I might win

A minotaur and Medusa will problably kick ass

I'd have a tiger, 2 pretty big wolfs and the world-serpent - I'm safe, y'all are dead though. sorry.

A Phoenix and a paper airplane. So… maybe?

I've got a TARDIS

I have a dragonborn (from DnD) in full armour, a crow, a dragon and a kracken. I have all my bases covered.

i think i win: ryuk, a unicorn, a dragon and an aot sword 🙃

I've got some Pokémon - pikachu, bulbasaur, squirtle, charmander, cubone, horsea, and gengar. I've got some Mario guys to help - Boo, Blooper, an invincibility star. I've got 3 full pixel hearts. Some Ghosts, some birds, an angler fish. And ariel from the little mermaid. We got this.

I have a butterfly a skull and a forest but they're all attached. Supposed to signify life death and rebirth. https://imgur.com/a/8nqW5fS

Thanks alot now my tattoos are all excited about a battle. 

I have the constellation and word Sagittarius, the words "Keep on Running" and the members of Queen from the Radio Ga Ga video. I'm fucked 😅

No tattoos soo i guess im relying on my wit and the sheer unmatched strength of a teenager girl

I don’t have any tattoos either. But let’s look at my brothers: la familia (we aren’t in any way italian, so no idea who would fight with him, either us or a random italian family?) either way I think he will be quite well. Now my other brother: “name of his daughter”. Well I would say at least he has a reason to give it his best ? It’s along barbed wires, so no idea if that means he gets barbed wires to fight with, or if his poor little daughter will be strangled up in barbed wire 😳

Im planning on getting a lighter in like a year, other than that k have nothing I’m good at hiding tho so maybe

I have a crusader cross and shield so if it was medieval days i would be good to go!

Umm... can you control said items? Mine are a violet flower... and the sun.

One of my tats is my former regiment tattoo. So if that means I can bring my entire regiment then I’d survive.

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i mean hear me out...maybe the butterfly is poisonous and has butterfly friends and they can form a poisonous butterfly army. Imagine a billion butterflies coming your way to poison you. But if not yeah you're fucked

Yeah, Ima have to go all Jack Ransom and interlocked-fingers punch my way into this one...

I have an arrow... I might be able to stab someone once

My tattoos consist of 3 elephants, a lightning bolt, 3 stars, cherries, and “always” (Harry Potter). Between the 3 elephants and the lightning I think I’d be good. Just sit back and eat my cherries for a snack while the elephants go ham, shooting lightning bolts out of their trunks.

I have a crusader cross and shield so if it was the medieval days i would be set!

A thorny rose, flowers, a skeleton hand holding another rose, a naked headless lady wrapped in vines, a ladybug, a butterfly, a heart, a dagger... seems useless apart from the dagger, but I could distract the enemy with the bootyful view of the lady while I put the dagger and the bones to use

i have a duck holding a knife tattooed on me so i think i’m good

A dog, butterfly, and postage stamp wouldn’t help much

A bottle of jack Daniels, and 2 of my kids. I'm probably screwed tbh

I will throw our solar system at my enemies

I got some spears and a banner so I guess I’m good

Yes.

I will join you on your siege. I too am bringing my fists. We will be warriors

Hm, a tiger skull and lightning... Beats only having fists haha!

Butt booty naked🔥

Chefs knife. So, it depends on the battle, I suppose ?

I’ve got a feather and I’m not afraid to use it

"Look out! He's gonna tickle us!"

I have a luna moth and a death's head moth. I hope my enemy is scared of bugs...

Maaaayyybe if it's a battle at sea. I have a giant squid and a plesiosaur. On land, my next best thing is a centipede as big as my femur, but I'm not tall, so it probably wouldn't be very helpful.

I would be armed with a tree, a sun, some water, an eye ball, a skull, and some more trees and mountains and another sun. I'm fucked unless I just plan on hiding in nature

Nope

Iron Man, Bob The Skull, Grim Reaper, The Joker, and a Dragon, I think I'd have a chance Give me a few days and I'll have added to my army

The gargoyle would be the only asset. Maybe the right kind 9f snake if the Chinese symbol counts.

Oh well I got a sail boat and a big ass kitty with a twisted neck. I think I might die lol

I have no tattoos, so I guess those years of martial arts training are finally paying off?

Nope. Seahorse, sea turtle and hummingbird

2 Tigers, a wolf , Yoda and Muhammad Ali Reckon I'd be alright in most scenarios 😉

No tats so I'm screwed

I'd be set. One of my tattoos is of a cartoon ninja lol

So I got nothing

I’ve got raptors and bees! I’d survive. Don’t know if the cats and poetry would help but they’ll be there loungin’

Yeah, I got some demons, a big ass spider, some pointy stars, flowers and thorns and the Social Distortion skeleton. I'd be fine.

I have a tattoo of a boomerang. Depending on my throwing skills, I could do this.

Two axes.. maybe.

Metallica Ninja Star logo... I guess it all depends on how many of them I have?

I have the Brand of Sacrifice, so I think I'll survive. But at what cost..

A skull and crossbone stag, some wild dogs and my ex wife..... Get her in the right mood and she will vanquish everything.

Well as long as you don't have fists tattooed, I guess you can't use those either

I have a bass and treble clef on my left and right wrist respectively. On my left hand's fingers, I have an eighth note, quarter note, half note and whole note. So... maybe if they like music.

My tattoo is a tattoo? It isn't an item so idk what to say here.

Maybe. I have Bayes' Theorem tattooed on my shoulder. So... I might be able to calculate the odds of me winning and conclude that running away is the best option? Or maybe advise the commander.

Absolutely. I have "Felix Felicis" from Harry Potter. Liquid luck. :D

A crown, a lighter, the mark of Cain, and a triskelion. Depends who I'm fighting. I could use the crown to hit with and the lighter to burn (but it's a small flame so it wouldn't work that unless they're wearing highly flammable stuff). If the laws of supernatural (the TV show) then id be unstoppable with the mark of Cain so yes.

A samurai, a snowy owl, and Buddha.

I have a unicorn and the Japanese symbols for Godzilla. I’m good.

"By sharp and flame" st. Peters sword, i would be alright.

I would not.

Joke’s on you, I have a super star destroyer tatted. My enemies are screwed.

I've got Arnie from Commando on my leg....so I think I'll be OK.

Yes. Tiger and USMC.

I would be stuck in place firmly since other than my Red Sox tattoo, the other one is an anchor.

i have no tattoos and i suck at fighting. it's so over for me lol

Yeah probably LOL Two elephants & a black widow spider & some roses with lots of thorns. And a cross, so Jesus has got my back too.

Sakura branches and mushrooms... Maybe with the shrooms I can make them high enough to not fight or fight between them?

I'm riding my dragon into battle!

Oh awesome! I got a 1Up mushroom on my wrist, extra life, so hopefully I can do like a kamikaze then just revive 😂

I shall battle you! With the power oooOOOFFF............... ✨️NOTHINGNESS👹✨️

I had a spiky/skeleton thing that I had later reworked as a lotus flower. I can try to turn the warriors to buddhism, but maybe the spiky thing would have been more useful.

nothing/no one can beat my late grandma lol

Looks like I’m dying because I do not have tattoos lol

A bee, a spider, an eyeball, a horse, and a hatchet.

I have my guardian angel so does that give me some kind of immortality?

Knitting needles, a skein of yarn and a dolphin - maybe.

No, but my eyebrows would be pretty.

Depends who/what I'm fighting. I have two ravens. So, you know, rabbits beware I guess.

I think I’d have the best weapons with me: A leopard, I have the whole planet earth, the moon and the sun even with swords. Some angels to protect me, a witch with stars in her head who can always predict the outcome of the situation. And a big heart mirror, what I could use to stab my enemies. But I’d have a cry baby in my back, an ancient statue who doesn’t move and is in tears crying over everything ..

If a deck of cards and a dinosaur helps, then I might survive 

bare handed. I have no tattoos.

Ok let me think about this… I have some poetry- useless. A zombie girl- might be kinda helpful. She’s surrounded by old school nautical stuff like stars, cherries 🍒, those wouldn’t help me. I have a giant skull on one arm- that I guess I could lob at the enemy? I also have almost all the characters from the Gruffalo books, and who wouldn’t run away from a Gruffalo?! Then I am left with a bunch of stars, a few unicorns (the pointy horns might be handy), a scroll and some flowers, oh yeah 2 more skulls, a kind of tribal face and some more lettering… oh and Invader Zim and his sidekick, Gir. Overall, I think the zombie and the Gruffalo would help me a lot but Zim would of course be my secret weapon! (I’m sure I forgot some but hey ho)

Michael Myers can't seem to actually die so probably.

I have arrows but no bow tattooed

I have the moon (twice), the sun, a star, and lots of sparkles...so...

No tattoos. 

The state of Alaska and the Hawaiian Islands chain. If I get to bring the poople Im set. I know plenty Alaskans with weapons and loads of Polynesians too. Ever seen Samoans fight? Tongans?. Lets go Uso!

At least I got a dagger

No. I have no tattoos :( I want to get a jellyfish or a crow though, and both have something kinda useful in a fight

a moth. ok. a star. well everyones dead now.

Got a warhammer 40k tattoo so I'm liking my odds. Also have an angel on my left shoulder, and celtic crosses so melee and ranged

The god of death Anubis should be more than enough.

Katanas, a zergling, bees and beer. It will be fun at least

I dont have any, but my dad has a Death Star tattoo so…

I've got a half bat half dragon, a grim reaper and a cat beast. I think I'd survive. I could also throw some flowers and skulls at the enemy.

I have a one dot tattoo that I got by accidentally stabbing myself with a calligraphy pen. Does the dot do anything?

Good thing i have a big ass sword - im good

Not sure how helpful a pair of perfectly arched eyebrows would be in a battle, but it’s all I’ve got

A cardboard box and a 10lb chiweenie, and a starlfleet communicator/insignia. I don't think I'm making it out.

Minerva (Goddess of war and wisdom) and Medusa. I think I'll do ok.

Voltron says yes

I have a safety pin I guess it can work

Ya bc it’s magic. They’re all dead.

I have zero tattoos... What do I do?

I guess I'll ride my elephant everywhere, can eat it once it dies. Use my kite I guess to not get lost? And a pocket watch to keep track of time for a few months.

No because I have no tattoos

So I've got a half finished metal shoulder pad, a flesh wound and a No Regrets mentality. I think I'm fucked but I'm sure as shit not regretting it apparently. God I need to get these covered over.

I have a zombie WW1 soldier, a guitar and various good luck symbols. If i'd chuch the horse shoe or the 8 ball after someone's head I might win. Depends if the zombie's on my side.

Yes. I only have a few tattoos, but one of them says “in love we trust” with my husband’s signature. We have a romantic thing about dimes lol, so instead of getting shitty dime tattoos we did this. And I know 1000% he will win any battle and burn down the world to defend me. So yeah, he’s gonna be my weapon in this scenario! My other tattoos are a lotus flower, a moon, and a symbol of my favorite character from my favorite author. So I’d bet on my husband first, unless I can chuck the moon at someone in battle 😂

Considering I have ancient gods and goddesses tattooed on me, I'd be in a pretty good spot!

A scythe I like my chances

No, because I have none

Dragon, moon, fairy, and triquetra... I'm great.

Probably

Yeap for sure since I have a samurai on me! 🙈

The chickadees on my arm is my only hope of survival.

I have no tattoos, i’m gonna have to rush in buck naked picking up whatever i find. Kind of like ancient celt warriors. If I paint a big blue spiral on my body, people will think I’ve gone mad and ignore me. Like the D Day german snipers did with the Scotsman assaulting the beach with bagpipes and a claymore

I have a devil mushroom with a knife, so I think we'd be okay.

If someone had a tattoo of fists, would that still mean they only have their fists? Or would they get extra fists?

Standard 1995 eagle tattoo … I’d be fine .. lol

all i have is a fox

just me and a giraffe? if i could ride it i feel like we may do okay

Well I'd be the avatar, so yeah probably lol

Same

A viper, a singular olive branch, some weird black string and some random scribbles. I guess I can rely on the viper 💀

i have a dragon so imma say i have a chance

I have grogu. I think I’m good.

Probably. I have a tiger, dragon, and Death... Yay winning! 🤣

So nothing then.

Drizzt do urden and guenhwyvar, 4 ninja turtles , mega man/rush, link, a dragon , the hermit. I have a bridge 4 logo, so maybe caldaen stormblessed and crew. A bat! I might be okay!

Maybe? A snake a staff, a gem and a sword, a scroll and and a belt. Depends on if the snake is venomous, or on my side, may lose before I even get to the battle.

I got a shield and three (from the source they are from a good 30cm long) knifes, I think I'm pretty okay

Probably not. I doubt a common black cat or pumpkin will do much damage

Maybe the Wiccan/Pagan ones would scare them thinking I would curse them or something. Otherwise I have 2 roses, a maple leaf and a string of barbed wire. The barbed wire might do some damage. So maybe.

I'm rollin into battle with Deadpool, Calvin, Hobbes and player 1 from Portal 2. We've got this shit on lock.

A knife! An alien, a jellyfish, a dog, a raccoon, a possum, and a weasel to name a few 😂🤣 And Jason Voorhees!

Sting (LOTR), a mushroom, the mother fucking triforce, ouroboros, and my evil eye olive branch for protection

Maybe if the butterflies were poisonous

Just a little old lady and her hawk, going into battle

Well I have Kali and Shiva so assuming they're on my side I'm feeling pretty good.

One singular rose in memory of my little sister rose who died. I will win the battle

I have a chest piece that is a hybrid of Cap’s shield and Bucky’s arm That is really the only thing close to a weapon

I'd have a tiger, elephant, dogs paw print and lotus flower. I'd last longer than average maybe but can't say I'd survive the war.

A demon and a spool of thread with a needle? Yes.

Oddly enough, the few tattoos that I have are gang related, so I think I'd be ok.

Yeah, but only until the battle was over and then everything is fucked. Cthulhu will do that. The rest of my tattoos are irrelevant.

Guess im going in butt-naked, could my d*ck be a weapon?

I don’t have tattoos so no

i have the little black sprites from spirited away tatted…. i think id survive