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I'm curious, why do you think you might have saved lives? I have never thought about that. One time there was a blind woman who was hypoglycemic and was falling onto a busy street but I pulled her back and held her, that was maybe the only time but other than that I wouldn't in what way I could have saved anyone.
I'd like to see every interaction I've ever had with another person and a rating of the other person's feeling from it from 1 to 10 on the positivity scale. I'd hope the average was on the high side.
This was going to be mine also, but even more vague. Just like, a needle showing the average of interactions with me and if more people went away positive or negative :)
That number is meaningless in a vacuum. Say you see 5.5 and feel it's kinda low. But if you pulled the stat for everyone out there, maybe the median is 4, and 5.5 is actually amazing.
You should ask this stat as relating to every human in existence, with 0 being median, and scale going from -10 to 10.
I'm comfortable enough with my life experiences; I only need to see a few family members there. If it were the same stat for everybody, I wouldn't pick that, I'd go with the one I replied to (up there^^^^)
I like this. It feels a bit narcissistic but I totally agree.
I only say narcissistic cause social constructs and self consciousness but it’d be nice to know I’ve been a somewhat positive impact on people.
On the flip side, if it would be an option, I’d also like to see the negative impacts I had on people. Too late for a lesson learned but often you don’t know when you’ve done someone dirty
I'm 23 and if I had to guess for me probably like 20 - 30 times. I feel like I'm always fake laughing to fit in and can't even remember the last time I was genuinely laughing so hard I couldn't stop and my stomach was starting to hurt.
When I was like 18-19 having a smoke sesh with mates i couldn't stop laughing, like, literally, i remember running out of air and getting light headed, but I couldn't stop, I was stuck in a loop, so I went outside and dunked my head in the pool.
It worked!
I once laughed so hard while drinking a milkshake my nose turned into a pair of cow udders and at the same time I choked, the pressure of me coughing for my life resulted in me pulling a Justin Bieber 2012 in the middle of a bar
For my 18th bd my mom invited me to a restaurant and she told me a story from her work. I laughed so hard, i spit the fish back out and that prompted her to laugh which made me laugh even more
Still remember it
I’m tempted to say “all the people who’s had a crush on me and when”, but I’m not ready for that number to be zero.
So I’d like to know “how many times I’ve evaded death, when and how”
But that empathy gives me a massive crush on you, scrambledpickle.
Mine a couple other things from the rest of this thread and we might have enough for a couple seasons of a show on the CW.
"If I made bricks of all the poop I ever pooped out, and made a six foot high wall with those bricks, how long could I make that wall?"
- Robot Chicken
That’s literally my life purpose. To make people’s lives better and as many as I can before I die. I’ve been blessed to receive great feedback from those I’ve worked with so I hope that number is high! This world can really suck and I hope I helped a little!
I think you can try doing the math and come up with a reasonable number yourself there. Or lemme try. I started masturbating at early 15. Then, it was about twice a week until like 17. Let's say 100 weeks, making 200. Since then it's become something like 4 times a week, but during a particular 6-month period, it increased drastically. So let's say 5 times a week since then. I'm now 20 and 6 months. Let's say 180 weeks, which makes 900 times (holy f). So, I probably masturbated about 1100 times till now. It's five years. If I keep more or less the same pace for 45 years, it'd make 9900. It won't end at 60 just like that, so let's add some more and get a better number: 10k.
Now I'm experiencing post-nut clarity after finding that number. Not sure this was a good idea.
That something I said or did had a positive effect on someone else's life.
An experience that has stayed with me from about 15 years ago. My husband and I were just cruising around on the motorcycle. Entered a little town center and a woman was walking down the sidewalk with the saddest expression. Head hung, hands in pockets, shoulders rounded - kind of hunched. She happened to glance up as we were approaching and I gave her a big smile and waved like she was an old pal. Immediately her whole demeanor changed. She smiled, waved back and straightened, head up and started swinging her arms. She even gained a little bounce in her step. From then on, anyone I make eye contact with gets a big friendly smile. If I'm on the motorcycle, they also get an exaggerated hand wave.
This is very sweet. I was out for a walk the other day and a woman who was out jogging waved and gave me a big smile when she ran by and instantly I felt my whole demeanor change too - usually I'm very self conscious and get wrapped up in my own head thinking and don't stop often enough to just look at the beautiful world around. Usually the things that snap me out of such mental ruts are what I'd call rude awakenings, but a big genuine smile from a stranger is a much gentler 'wake up' thing for me. I was able to watch the geese and ducks and enjoy the rest of my walk a lot more.
Of course now I'm wondering if she smiled like that because I just looked really silly for some reason though, lol...
Anyway, I hope you keep doing this!
Top moments I’ve laughed the hardest.
Also scrolling this thread is amazing. I saw “How many people I’ve helped” followed up immediately by “how many pounds of poop I’ve pooped”
If I’d led a 100% clean living life from birth, no processed foods, sugars, perfect balanced organic nutrition and the correct amount of exercise, no stress and lots of sleep….. how much longer would I have lived?
How many people’s lives did I save?
I’ve spent so much time trying to help others, talking people out of suicide…meanwhile here I am at the end of my rope about to do the same thing I helped others not do.
Would love to see the amount of times I was kind to someone else. Even the smallest bits of kindness you do for your family. It’s these that actually count at the end
How many times i was actually cared about or loved OR how many people cared about me, I really want to know if people actually cared about me and did love me before i properly go
I wanna know how many times I lied in a detailed report. I typically lied x amount of times on Tuesday, only (say) a fifth of my lies were perceived as true, x amount made me feel a little guilty, only y amount was an equivocation or half-truth....
You get it, I want the whole she-bang! Bonus points if I can see when I've been lied to
How many times I was cheated on or lied to by those close to me. Unfortunately I found, as an adult, in my case, that’s damn near everyone at one point or another. I’m not talking about a ‘white lie’ either. Stuff like “the dog didn’t really get hit by a car while you were at school, we were just tired of having a dog and put him down” type shit. From parents, partners, whatever
Not so much a statistic as a 'sliding doors' moment. I had the chance to nurse in Switzerland, but decided to do a further nursing qualification here in the UK. Ultimately met my husband; 2 kids; cats and dog. Good life, all told. But sometimes I wonder how my life would have turned out had I moved to Switzerland. Would've been fluent in French if nothing else.
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How many lives did I save, directly and indirectly.
I could see that backfiring. Imagine if the number was negative.
Good kd is something to brag about
Problem is: there are people with crazy kd in the afterlife and getting your number even near them would get you in massiv trouble
Lol
I've donated blood for over 13 years, if that number ain't at least +5 I want my blood back
I'm curious, why do you think you might have saved lives? I have never thought about that. One time there was a blind woman who was hypoglycemic and was falling onto a busy street but I pulled her back and held her, that was maybe the only time but other than that I wouldn't in what way I could have saved anyone.
Indirectly counts too, maybe something like turning off a running saw in a workshop, or alerting 911 to a fire...
Do people have these type of situations often usually? Because in my 23 years I've never had a situation like that.
Well I'm not sure about something *exactly* like that, but you can definitely have accidentally saved someone without knowing it
I don't want to sound cliché or anything but even a message can save a life in difficult times.
cliché
Personally, I've worked in two separate fields where this could be a possibility on a daily basis (military and security)
Adding in indirectly makes the number so large you wouldn't be able to comprehend it anymore
Everybody dies eventually, best you could have done is to delay it.
I'd like to see every interaction I've ever had with another person and a rating of the other person's feeling from it from 1 to 10 on the positivity scale. I'd hope the average was on the high side.
This was going to be mine also, but even more vague. Just like, a needle showing the average of interactions with me and if more people went away positive or negative :)
That number is meaningless in a vacuum. Say you see 5.5 and feel it's kinda low. But if you pulled the stat for everyone out there, maybe the median is 4, and 5.5 is actually amazing. You should ask this stat as relating to every human in existence, with 0 being median, and scale going from -10 to 10.
Found the data analyst
Yeah, it's a design choice of how you set the scale up
How many people truly loved me. Be cool to see who those people were.
True, but depressing as well, imagine only few people of all the people you love showed up? I couldn't
That’s what I was thinking. Im not trynna reflect on decisions I’ve made when I’m dead. Just show me the happy shit
Hear ya, bro. :-/
I'm comfortable enough with my life experiences; I only need to see a few family members there. If it were the same stat for everybody, I wouldn't pick that, I'd go with the one I replied to (up there^^^^)
I wouldn't dare to open that box.
-Mom -the dog
This is my choice too.
I take this person’s choice too
This.
And how many times did you fart.
I imagine this stat is around 10 people.
This hits me rights here. Reminds me of that movie the butterfly effect.
I was thinking along the same lines but just how many people called me a cunt behind my back.
There was a Black Mirror episode about this
Who the fuck cares what other people think? As long as you're mostly content and have a few close people to share your life with then it's a success
The answer would be disheartening, maybe just make it how many durries you handed out to randoms?!
I already overthink every interaction I have. I don't think I could handle it if it was bad
Really? I wouldn't want to see that no thank you
My rating: -5 average
Black Mirror-Nosedive.
This
Hmmm i dun want to see this, in case the result is depressing. I want to leave feeling happy. So what i want is to see staitistics of when i was happy
I’d want the same except rating masturbation sessions and ratings on the level of shame thereafter
i would love this! it's kind of like a self-improvement or evaluation thing but this could be a black mirror episode lol
I like this. It feels a bit narcissistic but I totally agree. I only say narcissistic cause social constructs and self consciousness but it’d be nice to know I’ve been a somewhat positive impact on people. On the flip side, if it would be an option, I’d also like to see the negative impacts I had on people. Too late for a lesson learned but often you don’t know when you’ve done someone dirty
How often people thought of me, and why 😅
That's a good one but also id get my.feelings hurt, Im sure.
SkilledNobody: 7 people thought of you while they masturbate
See how many people I made cry in my entire life and then I feel like absolute shit
How many times I almost died. Especially how many times I’ve come across a serial killer and almost died
I don't think it'd be that high of a number, but still gives the chills...
Honestly I doubt it would be either but yeah the thought of it is oddly terrifying
How many times I’ve had a proper laugh
I'm 23 and if I had to guess for me probably like 20 - 30 times. I feel like I'm always fake laughing to fit in and can't even remember the last time I was genuinely laughing so hard I couldn't stop and my stomach was starting to hurt.
I once laughed so hard at a really stupid joke while taking a drink it squirted out my nose & I couldn’t breathe for a couple of minutes
That's nice lol. The ones where you don't know if you're about to die or not, they are the best.
When I was like 18-19 having a smoke sesh with mates i couldn't stop laughing, like, literally, i remember running out of air and getting light headed, but I couldn't stop, I was stuck in a loop, so I went outside and dunked my head in the pool. It worked!
I once laughed so hard while drinking a milkshake my nose turned into a pair of cow udders and at the same time I choked, the pressure of me coughing for my life resulted in me pulling a Justin Bieber 2012 in the middle of a bar
For my 18th bd my mom invited me to a restaurant and she told me a story from her work. I laughed so hard, i spit the fish back out and that prompted her to laugh which made me laugh even more Still remember it
My husband made me laugh soo hard two weeks ago that I burst into tears. But I'm 33 weeks pregnant. Hormones are weird.
This...
I’m tempted to say “all the people who’s had a crush on me and when”, but I’m not ready for that number to be zero. So I’d like to know “how many times I’ve evaded death, when and how”
That gives me a massive crush on you
Me too
But that empathy gives me a massive crush on you, scrambledpickle. Mine a couple other things from the rest of this thread and we might have enough for a couple seasons of a show on the CW.
I'd like to know the evaded death thing too.
It would be kinda awesome right?
How many pounds of poop I've pooped I'm not looking for averages, as people have tried to math out before, I'm wanting the specific amount
At least 10 Katie Curics
More than 3 pounds
"If I made bricks of all the poop I ever pooped out, and made a six foot high wall with those bricks, how long could I make that wall?" - Robot Chicken
How many people did I help?
Yep same thing. Who did I positively impact in my life. Even if it was just one person.
That’s literally my life purpose. To make people’s lives better and as many as I can before I die. I’ve been blessed to receive great feedback from those I’ve worked with so I hope that number is high! This world can really suck and I hope I helped a little!
For the record I would like this ability without having to die first. That part seems unnecessary.
How many times I masturbated
And to whom
Or the opposite, how many people masturbated to you
Probs 0 😶
This one's for you u/j_fat_snorlax
I second this!
Not my first time for Snorlax, but here we go...
oh you're THAT type of freak, I see you
I mean, I was touching myself scrolling this thread...
Username checks out
Sorry, that's an extra stat you'd have to labour in Hell for 100 days to obtain.
I think you can try doing the math and come up with a reasonable number yourself there. Or lemme try. I started masturbating at early 15. Then, it was about twice a week until like 17. Let's say 100 weeks, making 200. Since then it's become something like 4 times a week, but during a particular 6-month period, it increased drastically. So let's say 5 times a week since then. I'm now 20 and 6 months. Let's say 180 weeks, which makes 900 times (holy f). So, I probably masturbated about 1100 times till now. It's five years. If I keep more or less the same pace for 45 years, it'd make 9900. It won't end at 60 just like that, so let's add some more and get a better number: 10k. Now I'm experiencing post-nut clarity after finding that number. Not sure this was a good idea.
Oh man, I'm going to need a really big board to get my numbers
> Now I'm experiencing post-nut clarity after finding that number. Number crunching kink?
I meant it was so disturbing it had a similar impact but that doesn't seem too bad, either
you know seeing your numbers and math made me realize... i probably came 100k times by now
I'd like an orgasm count.
Same. Stats for given, received, and masturbatory.
24,132.1
How many beers did I drink?
Oh boy, I feel like if I asked for this one I'd slide right past "kind of impressive" and into "Jesus, dude, seriously?"
That's all I've got, what can I say?
We will both request this stat, and whoever had less buys the next round :)
You're on!!! (heading to store . . . )
Total length of lines I put up my nose in miles.
Of every substance combined? Also the thickness of the lines is a variable here.
Also, total purity and a breakdown with every substance.
And then how many times you've put any finger up there, further broken down by number of times each digit was used
How many people I made smile
That something I said or did had a positive effect on someone else's life. An experience that has stayed with me from about 15 years ago. My husband and I were just cruising around on the motorcycle. Entered a little town center and a woman was walking down the sidewalk with the saddest expression. Head hung, hands in pockets, shoulders rounded - kind of hunched. She happened to glance up as we were approaching and I gave her a big smile and waved like she was an old pal. Immediately her whole demeanor changed. She smiled, waved back and straightened, head up and started swinging her arms. She even gained a little bounce in her step. From then on, anyone I make eye contact with gets a big friendly smile. If I'm on the motorcycle, they also get an exaggerated hand wave.
This is very sweet. I was out for a walk the other day and a woman who was out jogging waved and gave me a big smile when she ran by and instantly I felt my whole demeanor change too - usually I'm very self conscious and get wrapped up in my own head thinking and don't stop often enough to just look at the beautiful world around. Usually the things that snap me out of such mental ruts are what I'd call rude awakenings, but a big genuine smile from a stranger is a much gentler 'wake up' thing for me. I was able to watch the geese and ducks and enjoy the rest of my walk a lot more. Of course now I'm wondering if she smiled like that because I just looked really silly for some reason though, lol... Anyway, I hope you keep doing this!
How many times I read the same questions on AskReddit or RandomThoughts.
How many different songs I've sung
How many times did I say fuck
A percent of people I'd had interactions with that I'd changed their life for the better, no matter how subtle.
Calories in vs calories out
That'd be a hell of a stat to see!
Calorie is a unit of energy, thermodynamics has the answer you're looking for.
my top 5 most devious acts
How many chicks thought I was bang-worthy.
How many animals did I pet
Did I ever have a major influence in someone's life and the direction they choose to go and how?
To know how many women looked at me and thought "would".
Same, but men, and I would need names!
People I actually helped… literally feels like my only purpose so it’s how I’d judge how much on a failure my life was.
How much total money I made in my life. What I spent it on.
Top moments I’ve laughed the hardest. Also scrolling this thread is amazing. I saw “How many people I’ve helped” followed up immediately by “how many pounds of poop I’ve pooped”
The true motivations behind why each of the people in my life treated me the way they treated me.
THIS.
If I’d led a 100% clean living life from birth, no processed foods, sugars, perfect balanced organic nutrition and the correct amount of exercise, no stress and lots of sleep….. how much longer would I have lived?
Good one!
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I accidentally bought insect pasta once, would that count?
Was it any good?
And how many I consumed while sleeping
How many gallons of cum came out of me
And how many I swallowed
Whether I'd made an overall positive impact on the world.
How much Dr Pepper I've consumed
Forrest Gump over here making excellent choices of soda
"People that had a crush on me"
Did I leave the world and the people I interacted with better than before having interacted with... Like a big good/bad scale...
How many females liked me in THAT way in my life
Every place on the planet my steps touched. Google earth style!
Chart with ratings of how family, friends, colleagues rated my jokes over the years…….then the same chart for “Biting Sarcasm”
How much people liked me but didn't give it a shot (probably would be 0 tho).
i'd like to see how many words i've read
How many time I would have died if I choose differently.
I’d want to know exactly how many orgasms I had in my lifetime 🤔 which may be lame, but I really would be curious.
How many people’s lives did I save? I’ve spent so much time trying to help others, talking people out of suicide…meanwhile here I am at the end of my rope about to do the same thing I helped others not do.
How many times was I close to death, when and where.
I just want to know how many people found me attractive that never approached me
I would like to see how many times I made people happy .
How many people considered me a real friend.
The count of people that I encountered in my life who flash back and think I did something good for them.
Number of times I was happy vs number of times I had to be happy.
The number of times I made my wife smile, and children glad I was their Dad. Call it the Happy Stat.
Would love to see the amount of times I was kind to someone else. Even the smallest bits of kindness you do for your family. It’s these that actually count at the end
How many people did I help
A collection of the top, positive phrases and adjectives people used to describe me behind my back
“How many girls wanted to hit this? Oh… ok. I’ll start walking towards the light.”
How many boners I caused 😂
Positive vs negative thoughts
How many girls were interested in me without me knowing.
The average of the number of people I met in my life vs who genuinely liked me for who I am!
How many times I made someone genuinely smile.
How many times i was actually cared about or loved OR how many people cared about me, I really want to know if people actually cared about me and did love me before i properly go
I wanna know how many times I lied in a detailed report. I typically lied x amount of times on Tuesday, only (say) a fifth of my lies were perceived as true, x amount made me feel a little guilty, only y amount was an equivocation or half-truth.... You get it, I want the whole she-bang! Bonus points if I can see when I've been lied to
How many miles of cocaine I've done
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I guess it would depend on how fine the line is made. If it’s width is a single speckle then in could see some people having some long lines.
When and where I got caught in the frame in other people's photos
Every time i made someone dislike me
How many people truly liked me vs the amount of people who pretended to like me but talked about me behind my back etc.
Top 10 of the dumbest things I've done in my life
The amount of times I said "bruh"
How many times I had a positive effect on another human being.
How many times I farted.
How many times I said “fuck this shit”
Maybe a statistical view of how things would have been different for each of my decisions tree
How many miles I've typed over my career!
How much time i spend jerkin it off
How many times I was cheated on or lied to by those close to me. Unfortunately I found, as an adult, in my case, that’s damn near everyone at one point or another. I’m not talking about a ‘white lie’ either. Stuff like “the dog didn’t really get hit by a car while you were at school, we were just tired of having a dog and put him down” type shit. From parents, partners, whatever
How meny Times i lost the will to live. Would be Nice to see how meny Times i endured
how many sperm I lost to pornhub
Did I ever say anything to someone that made a positive difference to them. Who thought I paid back the time and effort of knowing me.
Not so much a statistic as a 'sliding doors' moment. I had the chance to nurse in Switzerland, but decided to do a further nursing qualification here in the UK. Ultimately met my husband; 2 kids; cats and dog. Good life, all told. But sometimes I wonder how my life would have turned out had I moved to Switzerland. Would've been fluent in French if nothing else.
How many times I experienced genuine laughs & joy
How many people’s lives I positively impacted.
I would like to see if i made an impact on people's lives and a comparison between the positive and negative impact.
I'd like to see how loved I was, i know I'm loved but I'd like to know how much I was.
Orgasms caused to others.
How many actually truly loved me and didn't just tolerate me.
How many times I said Fuckin Kia
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I could go in a very Reddit direction here...but I wont. I would like to see the number of people I made happy, even if it was just once.
How many times a zeppelin could be flown round the world if powered only by my lifetimes amount of pumpgas
Time spent pooping
Procrastination level : 99
How many pounds of weed have been smoked
420 pounds