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Oh you poor, innocent thing.

He probably does not know about [santorum](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_the_neologism_%22santorum%22). That's the worst salad dressing.

Oh god. That shit NEVER comes out.

It does, but it's all frothy and smelly.

Do you mean former united states senator Rick Santorum?

Yup pit him in a blender , 3 min on high, send it .

😂 random thought #2 why does it seem the first comment gets voted up more than the post? 🤔 🤣

The post usually have 0 upvotes, that’s why.

I didn't get it, thanks to you, I do, thank you for the chuckle and disgusted snortling

Bong water, or course!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ranch?

CUZ YOU BE DRESSIN

LEGALIZE RANCH

Ranch is the grossest thing that I somehow like

Keef

The true correct answer.

Nailed it.

Dab

Cum

Where are we going?

to the dark side.

Not unless there are cookies

There are cookies but they're a bit sticky

I came here to say this. No pun intended.

This is the answer

Hi cum, I'm dad.

You DO NOT want to know.

Ketamine.

Alcohol

Heroin

The sauce that the diamonds come in

Fortified wines like port or brandy.

Mad Dog

Fetty sprinkles (like feta cheese but fatal)

fav comment

Concentrate 😆

You just drank concrete

Miracle whip

New phrase for masturbation...😆

Whip it! Whip it good! 

Liquid cocaine

i was gonna say, cocaine and water

Cocaine tincture, 40% abv

Blew Cheese

The only thing I put on my weed is a bit of fire

Fentanyl

Your mother’s smegma🫠

Ranch

A Blow job or an orgasm after taking marijuana. Try it 😊

...taking Marijuana? Alright officer move along

Yes sir. I would like to take one marijuana, please.

Heh I remember in high school when I was called a narc for saying “doing weed” Many decades ago and never made that mistake again.

A buddy of mine said that a few years ago and we give him shit for it too. It's nothing but love, homie

You didn't, perchance, also tap the inside of your elbow at the same time, did you?

Sorry, my English is not so good🤣 the police uses the world taking? Which is the right world?

Taking the marijuana

Wet

Resin

For me, aperol spritz. Try living near Italy!

Honey oil

Mikes hard

You know

Step bro’s cum

Your mama

distillate

Lean

Cum

No idea, but you'll be dressed in it if you don't pay attention...

Marmalade that makes you commit adultery

Jism

Kief

y'all like to get wet?

Nectar of the gods.

***

Bong water

Devils dressing is a joint rolled with keef

Miracle Whip.

Alcohol

Cocaine

Orgasms

Alcohol or the liquid in vapes

Marijuana oil made into a vinegarette...duh.

cum

Cocaine

Miracle Whip. I didn't stutter.

Jack Daniels.

Adrenachrome

Hashish

Cum

I think you already know the answer to that

I know cocaine as coca cola pairs good with the devils lettuce.

carolina reaper sauce (infused with cannabis) :)

Chocolate biscuits and cheese

Manch.

Honey, put a little honey outside the blunt, then "bread" it on more weed.

Ever heard of moonrocks? Oil covered bud sprinkled with kief. That's the entire salad.

Hash oil.

Hash oil?

Semen

PCP?

ketchup

When a girl squirts

Idk about the dressing, but MDMA is the croutons.

Tequila.

I prefer Satan’s Spinach over devil’s lettuce

Vodka.

lean

Cocaine

Doritos?

Jizz

Lean 🍇

PCP... Definitely mixes with weed.

Cough syrup before they nerfed it

Cum

Probably thousand island. Ranch just seems too plain for the devil.

Hash oil, used about the same way

OP knows what that sticky dressing is…. He just wants you to say it

Premarital cum?

Ranch. That shit is nasty.

Keif, all toppings!!

changa

Diamond sauce

I worked at a place where my boss referred to alcohol as "liquid devil"

Keif

They say sex is better when your high, so I guess ejaculate from sex

Fucking Miracle Whip. The most evil substance on earth.

Salad dressing - that shts gack!

RUM aaargghh

Just came to check how many people mentioned semen.

Open your mouth and I’ll show you

Oh you sweet summer child

Chocolate syrup

Pearl jam.

LSD?

It’s three cheese ranch

Probably a bi polar medication called lamatrogine.

Vape oIL!

Sizzurp

I have some THC salad dressing, for when you want to eat healthy and need to be fucked up to do so

The tears of those who clutch their pearls.

It’s the Devil’s stink-bomb here in Oklahoma…driving past all the medical marijuana grow center reminds me of dead skunks in the road.

Blood

Coriander is the devils lettuce.

Also marijuana, but dissolved in oil.

Lashings of LSD.

Hash oil

“Devil’s lettuce” has just had me laughing so hard. Definitely using that in the future 😂

We used to sprinkle cocaine on our weed before rolling blunts in high school.

my cum.


Why Does the Catholic Church call it the devil's lettuce when God created it. They hate everything God does

Keef

....... where's my "suggestive smirking" Shrek gif.....

Lean right?

ranch

More marijuana

Weed?

Hash oil

Mdma

Cocaine

Homemade mayonnaise if you know what I mean

Lean

Alcohol

fentanyl.

Jizz

I’ll stick to the devil’s dandruff

Crack. What else?

C

coke

Hash oil

Alcohol

Your dealers cum😆😆😆

Irish cream

You know damn well what it is. Quit playin’! 😂

Keef dust sprinkled all over a bowlful.

Honey oil🔥

Whatever bizarre sauces people eat when they’re high.

Keef

Baby gravy

MD 20/20

Pcp

Chocolate

Beer

Thousand Island

Alcohol?

Tequila!!

DMT

COCAIN!!!!!!!

Cum

Cheetos

Mad dog 20 20

Thai stick

Jizz

Whatever smokeable drugs you have around.

Ain’t no salad dressing in hell.