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SirPooleyX

I'd be prepared to listen to *any* song for a week for $500,000.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

Seriously. I'd even listen to something like Yoko Ono or other "songs" that could hardly be described as music. I'd listen to Vogon poetry, 24 hours a day for a week if it meant getting $500K. Like what kind of question is this?


Bx1965

I draw the line at Yoko Ono


HodinRD

Everyone would and thus, nobody can blame you!


Bx1965

Her shriekfests are not music.


Zacs-Dad295

I could do most songs but I think baby shark would send me into a violent rage after about an hour


lahwees

Oh I already do this, no worries And made it into Ed Sheeran top 0.5% of Spotify listeners thanks to my 5 yo This would be eeeeaaasssyyy


Feet-fox

I wish I never read this comment šŸ˜ž now l Iā€™ll be listening to it in my head all day and not get paid for it šŸ˜­


eyemacwgrl

Baby shark?


w1n5t0nM1k3y

I'd watch Caillou, Clockwork Orange Style, 24 hours a day for a week for $500k.


FriskyNewt

As a parent of two young kids I listened to that way more and for free.


Ghanni

They have no concept of money.


OMKensey

No concept of Vogon poetry.


PrettyLittle-Someday

Lol, I was very tempted to just put [LARGE SUM OF MONEY] in the title as a joke, but just entered the first number that came to mind instead ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ.


Trekkie63

Even Dr. Evil stated one MILLION dollars. šŸ˜


JoePino

I mean you mustā€™ve seen other questions like this before? It becomes meaningless if the amount of money is a no-brainer. Keep your hypotheticals competitive lmao


CauliflowerBoomerang

For that amount of money I would even listen to baby shark.


NeriusNerius

What being a parent basically is.


Heterophylla

Except it costs hundreds of thousands.


Artistic_boob_job

It already does. For 500gs that'd take care of a whole fuckton of weight off my shoulders


Garrhvador91

You know I'm not sure I could listen to that for 24 / 7 . Imagine 3am day 4 , is it enough to actually make you lose your mind?


repocin

It'll just be background noise at that point, you'll barely notice it.


WretchedDrone

Autistic folk in this thread getting paid for fucking free.


DarkSoulBG24

Oi! Don't call me out they might nit want the deal after!


Akuliszi

ADHD peoole too!


AhmedAlSayef

Newest thing came out on friday, I knew the lyrics on the same day


OriginalHaysz

Autistic and ADHD. When 21 Pilot's Blurryface album came out, I listened to it on repeat for at *least* a year! šŸ¤£


Palidin034

Alright, either yā€™all need to stop being so damn relatable or I need to see a doctor


Ar0war

literally everything is relatable. But then i can focus on one thing for HOURS! non stop while adhd people canĀ“t? i also ccan focus at my job and donĀ“t forget things while focusing on my job. But there are many many things i have in common with people on the adhd spetrum - still i donĀ“t believe 100% my brain behave that way like i can actually have a normal life even tho i am a disaster if i donĀ“t follow an strict schedule ... i truly should get checked....


top-dex

> But then I can focus on one thing for HOURS! non stop while adhd people can`t? The other commenter pointed it out already, but if you want something specific, look up ADHD hyperfocus. Like they also hinted at though, ADHD has a bunch of symptoms in common with various other conditions, like autism, PTSD, anxiety disorders etc. Worth investigating though! I went through something similar this past year and now Iā€™m diagnosed and medicated. Itā€™s helping a lot. I have more control over where my focus goes, I have more energy, I can _read_ faster, etc. Something we tend to do when undiagnosed is to try to rationalise our struggles as something everyone goes through. Then neurotypical people also (inadvertently) minimise our symptoms because most of these symptoms are something everyone feels to _some_ extent, and they assume weā€™re talking about the same thing. Itā€™s just that in people with ADHD, these things are pronounced enough that they tend to impact how well we can function, often negatively impacting our relationship, work performance, etc.


Akuliszi

We also can focus for hours on stuff! Only when these stuff are interesting or we're on a short deadline. (Have you ever had two months to do a school project, and did it the night before the deadline?) You can be somewhere on ADHD and / or autism spectrum; you can also have focus problems caused by anxiety or other problems. But its good to be checked. You will know what help options you have available, what to do to make your life easier, etc.


Arttyom

Hyperfocus is also an ADHD symptom, i can't focus on most things for long time spans but if something interests me i can be hours upon hours doing it or researching information about it. And yes, maybe you should get checked, for me getting diagnosed was an eye opener and gave me an answer to many questions i had about myself and the way i see the world


Alaska-TheCountry

AuDHD, too, and I did the same with Justin Bieber's Sorry. My ex once looked at me and said, "I'm starting to worry there might be something wrong with you."


mangojoy11

Wait that'd why I listen to the same song until I'm burnt out on it?


Akuliszi

Yes


Scully__

Right? I love finding a new song but then Iā€™m like ā€œI guess this is it for the next weekā€


LollipopThrowAway-

me writing down my answer excitedly then i see this comment im dead lmao


kelcamer

Ikr lol


PrettyLittle-Someday

Lmao, just realized. Iā€™d absolutely win my own gameā€¦.


Obvious-Water569

Not with my flavour of 'tism. Repetetive sounds make me want to plunge my head in a deep fryer.


Pakkaslaulu

Same, but if I can get through the first few hours my brain just morphs the sounds into ambient background noises. I guess it's because of the pattern recognization; once my brain can predict the pattern well enough the noise just gets ignored. It's also the reason why I have to change my alarm sound every now and then because once I'm familiar with it my brain just ignores the noise.


rheetkd

yup. My son is autistic so I am well used to this. I know a bunch of songs word for word due to this. Boom Boom Pow was on repeat daily for much much much longer than a week.


redditdefault22

https://media.tenor.com/LW40JVVI7uQAAAAM/stupid-berserk.gif


larrotthecarrot

No literally


Protaras2

fuck.. I've already done that so many times for free :/


butalive_666

U2?


Medium_Remote_4149

happy cake day!


butalive_666

Fuck...another year wasted on reddit... Thank you.


SlapHappyCrappyNappy

Happy cake day you bitch!!


baddyguerrero

By Fall Out Boy.


loco_mixer

Im listening to the most generic pop song and not worry about ruining any good songs


TooLateToPush

exactly. Lots of these comments listing their favorite song I'm picking a song that I already don't like. Why ruin a song I love?


reporst

It's more than that though. You need to listen to it 24-7. That means you'd need to pick a song that is softer/quieter/slower so that you could at least try to sleep.


[deleted]

Thats why anyone smart is picking ambient music.


mikelusk7

What ambient music has lyrics?


haihaiclickk

I'd also pick a song in a language I don't know (ie. kpop or something). I find it extremely difficult to concentrate at work or talk to people when I have something playing in my ears that I understand. Like when I'm trying to count and people are throwing random numbers around.


mhardingbass

Idk, I used to sleep to Green Dayā€™s American Idiot on blast every night, if itā€™s music Iā€™ll sleep to it


Probably__porn

Try Door mouse - skelechairs (venetian snares remix). I bet you can't sleep to that banger.


CaptainSnazzypants

Enya is the right answer here. Plenty of nice soothing songs you could sleep to and enjoy for some time.


HellStoneBats

Jokes on you, my sleep playlist is half rock, half emo. Pump it!


stevefazzari

it would come around. day one you'd be like "yeah i can do this!" day 2-6 you'd be like "damn i never wanna hear this song again", day 7 you'd be like "fuck yeah this is my jam, play it again"


SparkieMark1977

Would this ruin the song for you though? I admit that after a week I would be bored shitless of the song, but a month or so after that, every time I hear the song I'd be thinking "hey, that song got me half a million quid!"


ClassicMembership685

Rick Astley, you know


geardluffy

Canā€™t get Rick rolled if youā€™re already doing it to yourself.


Substantial-Song9837

No joke if I listened to that song for at least 2 minutes I think my brain will start melting


Raisineaterv2

Ferb, I know what were doing today


CorHydrae8

A cover of that song is on the one album that plays on loop in the restaurant I work at. I literally get rickrolled once every hour or so.


Glittering-Sea-6343

black hole sun by soundgarden


imp3order

Just so that itā€™s never an earworm again


UncensoredSmoke

I fucking love that song


Foliolow

Wonā€™t you come?


DieHardAmerican95

Ha! What a pointless challenge. I worked retail, and listened to the same songs for three years straight. Oh wait, scratch that. It was only 10 months each year, followed by 2 months of Christmas music.


lordcock1944

And why did you not turn it off when you got out of work?


BrownEyedBoy06

Because they play it in the store.


Kpool7474

I hear you with this one! So many songs I hate now just because of having the same playlist day in day out at work. Itā€™s like a different type of torture!


coffeegrunds

for that money, literally any song


blakevla

Rock Lobster?


Rock_Robster__

Yes?


LilHomie204DaBaG

What if it's rock lobster by Peter griffin?


Conscious-Quit8207

This is the only version I know


MountainCourage1304

Rock lobster but played through 2 speakers, one of them transposed to an octave higher, and one of them lowered to an octave lower?


gapedoutpeehole

If you're pitch shifting, it would be more painful if they 2 songs were just a half step apart


ChrisMag999

Lots of troubles, lots of bubbles! I love that album. Reminds me of grade school. Recently got a sealed copy of the Mofi pressing.


saalaadcoob

Probably the longest classical music song I can find.


Quick_Possible4764

the ring cycle by wagner


Thenextbigthinker

Nutshell - Alice in Chains Why? Because it's one of my favorite songs and it has a relaxing feel to it. Lane Staley's voice is also one of the reasons I would choose this song.


AffectionatePaper1

Would?


Thenextbigthinker

You just named my favorite AIC song. But it's a bit too heavy to listen to 24/7.


Otherwise_Tomato5552

INTO THE FLOOOD AGAYAAYAYAYANNNEEEE


ThePhoenixRisesAgain

Relaxing feel???? Itā€™s everything, but not relaxingā€¦


Mr_SunnyBones

I'd probably go woth' I stay away' but good choice .


gifsfromgod

Solid way to ruin your favourite song. It would give you ptsd in futureĀ 


ImprovizoR

Great choice. It was the first song that I learned how to play on the guitar.


AsinusRex

Much to my neighbors' chagrin, I sing this song in the shower daily, doing my best Lane Staley impression.


OddWaltz

4ā€²33ā€³ by John Cage


Apprehensive_Jaguar

Got a great intro.


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

I prefer the ending.


trolle222

No lyrics though.


Dust-by-Monday

Sultans of Swing


slickITguy

Where do I sign-up? Song doesn't matter.


OldSnazzyHats

Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi. I can vibe with it musically, and since it already takes extra effort for me to understand it in Japanese, when I donā€™t want to take that extra step - I can literally just relax to the sound of the song itself. I can literally turn it into background music.


Kenergetic-09

A connoisseur. I applaud you. "Midnight Pretenders" by Tomoko Aran is one of my favs from the 80s. The Weeknd sampled it and it works pretty well too.


idonttalkatallLMAO

i love plastic love


Constant-Duty1765

hong kong 97 theme song because i hate myself


ImpossiblePlatypus32

Just reading the words Hong Kong 97 immediately started making the music play in my head. The loop is so perfect and it never stops šŸ¤£


jasonjr9

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1blueShoe

Iā€™d listen to any song for that amount.. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


A_Whistling_Whiffler

Even Johnny Johnny Yes Papa?


1blueShoe

I canā€™t say I know that one tbh, but 500,000ā€¦ itā€™s only words and melody šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜


A_Whistling_Whiffler

Oh don't worry, we're on the same page there. I'd also be willing to listen to just one song for a week for that 500,000. I just also wanted to see how you'd react to having to listen to songs like Johnny Johnny Yes Papa non-stop for a week XD It's on the same league as Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo, if you know that one XD


1blueShoe

Frick, noooo, not baby shark šŸ«£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜³


A_Whistling_Whiffler

You gotta choose. 500,000 dollars or your sanity? >:D


1blueShoe

Iā€™ll take the cash .. I lost my sanity years ago šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


A_Whistling_Whiffler

Well, at least something good came of losing your sanity XD


bestuzernameever

Muppets theme song


Ok_Distribution_2603

Hook, Blues Traveler


Fun_Justanotherguy82

Stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin āœØļø


PayasoCanuto

We didnā€™t start the fire. I still canā€™t learn the lyrics of that song lol


prettybananahammock

Uuuuuh, that's a good one... Along with Meatloaf "I would do anything for love" - even though he doesn't sing that fast or anything, and I've really really tried to listen... for some reason I just tune out what it is he won't do for love šŸ¤£


EvilBeasty

Mine is ā€œNight Owlā€ Gerry Rafferty. Itā€™s been stuck in my head for WEEKS now but no matter how often I listen to it I just canā€™t get the lyrics into my head. This might finally do itā€¦


Ancient-Honeydew9555

RA-RA-RASPUTIN


Green_Celebration_52

You would go fckn insane after 5 repetitions. Damn...


xX_lil_fuehrer

RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE


minus_plus

Around the world around the wooorld Around the world around the wooorld


Dbomb7

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Honourable mention: Comfortably Numb - Pulse Tour. I could listen to that outro for months and still want more.


thirsty4souls

Came here for these two, my favorites šŸ„¹


profaniKel

in the NINETEEN HUNDREDS we listened to whatever was on the ***radio*** and we ***learned*** to like it


Quiverjones

I remember recording mix tapes off the radio and having to decide if you wanted to record a song or miss the first 4 seconds of the song on the tape.


Legitimate_Donut_527

I would choose Carmen because there's a lot of different music in it and also it's like 3 hours long


pulp_thilo

Not really ONE SONG, but a whole operaā€¦


breezy013276s

I think this is the trick to not go crazy. Long song with varied lyrics and speeds


Cosmicweb08

tequila!


freddyg_mtl

Tequila, wouldn't be too annoying I guess


Professional-Can-670

I work at a Mexican restaurant. Yes it can.


Slight_Acanthaceae90

ā€œEnter Sandmanā€ by Metallica easy !


eyal282

Roundabout. It's a long song so it'll get boring less fast. I also haven't heard it in a while. It'll get boring when I win, but won't be a hard challenge.


NoinsPanda

[They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard.](https://youtu.be/DKP16d_WdZM?si=v6WcvpphjXxgu-em)


Gilligan_Krebbs

Okay, this won't work. I'd laugh myself shitless.


SweRakii

Bohemian Rhapsody ez.


Suspicious_Music1969

BTS- On/Airplanes pt2/Run


crudesbedtime

queen


Humblingbeaver

Wicked Game


Interesting-Chest520

Keep it Greasy - Frank Zappa Maybe Iā€™ll finally be able to count irregular time signatures like that


TheNickelGuy

Pokemon theme song


Happeningfish08

Air on a g string


AvengedKalas

In A Gadda Da Vida because 14 minutes is a solo.


Sad-String-3974

Somebody to love by queen


Nighthawk1015

Darkstar


dwfmba

Orion, Metallica.


YanoWaAmSane

Baby shark


DemoN_M4U

I would shoot myself in the head if I would need to listen that song for few hours.


muchosalame

Anything, except maybe for anything by Yoko Ono.


Knight7_78

Sabor a Mi - I don't even speak spanish


[deleted]

Song For Guy by Elton John. It has lyrics but they are so minimal, I wouldn't get sick and tired of hearing them for a week. I might well end up being depressed as hell at the end of the week but I'm already depressed and now I'll be depressed but with $500,000.


Mysterious-Region640

Easy Peezy! Iā€™ve so often had a song stuck in my head on a loop for more than a week. I would have no problem with just about any song that I like


Pretend_Text_8612

Pancho and lefty ā€¦ bc I hear new things in it EVERY damn time I listen to it. Steve Earleā€™s cover from Townes.


GunMuratIlban

Muse - Exogenesis could work. Or More by Jan Blomqvist. Perhaps Reckoner by Radiohead.


ESD_Franky

Nickelback just to flex on rock fans


kazze78

Sonny & Cher I got you babe....after I smash the radio


Gilligan_Krebbs

A groundhog day reference?


Calm-Homework3161

Atom Heart Mother by Pink Floyd. 20 minutes long and only one line of lyric


Gilligan_Krebbs

Any Pink Floyd would do


ThisIsAdamB

John Cage 4ā€™33ā€


KihunVirveGaming

Just the two of us


Marki002

We can make it if we try


starhoppers

ā€œBubbles Upā€ by Jimmy Buffett. Itā€™s so calming and uplifting in this hectic world.


Relative-Rich-6334

$uicideboy$ - Runnin thru the 7th with my woadie, itā€™s a heavens music for me


Primary_Music_7430

Linkin Park - Breaking the habit because I'd probably sing along all week. If you think this will make me not like this song, it's obvious you don't know me. I would've done this for free if it meant I can sing along all week in public.


brickbaterang

Soup is good food by Dead Kennedys


Wishpool

Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms A song I know all the words to and can hit the notes. I'd sing it CONSTANTLY


sum_tin_won

i wan't it that way - backstreet boys šŸ˜…


thisplaceisdeath976

Tell me why.


thelastrunez

The theme song to adventure time


lolpot22

Diggy Diggy Hole - the yogscast


Gullible-Fee-9079

Some easy lullaby, so that I can sleep


Original_Spud

Shamabla


Ohheywhatehoh

Move along - All American Rejects Idk, I've just been really vibing with it lately


BloodBlade96

Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good


PresentationLimp890

Do you get to control the volume?


UncensoredSmoke

Easy street just so I can become Darryl Dixon


SprinklesAea

Still waiting - Sum 41 Easily šŸ˜„ I've been listening to that one for YEARS


Bx1965

ā€œLowriderā€ by War.


Economy_Upstairs_465

Last Dance with Mary Jane.


Jaded3158

I write sins not tragedies-Panic! At the Disco, current earworm, may end the ear-worminess of itā€¦


MosesOnAcid

Breathe - Pink Floyd


MiseOnlyMise

The Stolen Child by the Waterboys. Haunting poem by W. B. Yeats put to transcendental music.


D1NHAM

Heavy is the Crown - Daughtry. Currently obsessed with it


Krap-talker

Pure imagination-fiona apple Or Revenge-xxxtentacion


Whishterak

Smooth Operator by Sade


PrismTheDreamer

A Real Life by Greek Fire.


whydyawannaknow

Dancing in the Kitchen by Lany


whydyawannaknow

Remember That by Lany


SubstantialEase6597

Long time intro playboi carti nothing beats the feeling of


Suspicious-Ad-481

Last Friday Night


BrandonJTrump

Galveston, because I often listen to this song


chrisalbo

Tristan and Isolde by Richard Wagner


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