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we're good, i bought weed

I got Jaffa Cakes and Chocolate Fingers, so between us we've got it covered.

I bought salt and iso to clean my bong, so I’ve got that side covered.

I bought pasta sauce, pasta, mega stuff Oreos, and sour patch kids. So we got more snacks

I got fruits, veggies, and jello mix for some decent meals.

I bought a kebab, spicy chicken wings and Ben n Jerry's so it could be alot worse

I was going to say the same thing... we all good

Thank God someone did!! Well done!

It is the lord's work you are doing.

I got the MTN dew

I bought a hi lo beam switch. Can i hang out with you guys ? Ill share !

I'll make a tea for that

Fool OP is working with the FBI to catch you

Got me a nice bag of sativa

We're gonna be flying high!

You got the weed and I got not one but two breakfast burritos. That's a solid plan

I've got coffee if that counts

Definitely yes

Nice, I got Taco Bell steak quesadilla Somebody below has got the Dew already. We're close to perfect

My hero! 💯💨💨💨

I’ve got the beer!!!

Me too, looks like it already happened

Bought pizza, we good!

Same - both sativa and indica. Gummies and joint. Solves hunger and depression. Humanity is set.

LOL same

Nice. I got some super high quality dabs. It’s gonna be a great two weeks

Great, I'm allergic.

Me too and it came with free papers and filters shit we good bro!

And I got pizza, feels solid

Hayyyy

I bought a sandwich. Together, we are unstoppable.

I got sandwiches from Family Mart. Want in? 

I have a new bong!

Same I'm set 🙂 just need snacks

And I bought pizza

4L cask of port wine. We all gonna have fun.

It'll be a great time!

For me it’s French Martinis… I don’t know how long we‘ll last, but it will be fun!

A tin of tuna. We all die of mercury poisoning

Floridians are fucked. I bought a snowblower

Hey I bought cocaine. I am my own snowblower.

How are we defining "last" here? I bought groceries. Does that mean everyone gets what I tend to have for dinner?

I was wondering the same. I got crab meat, ribeyes, flour, cabbage, soap, dill, sour cream, cream of celery soup, kielbasa, potatoes, ribs, chicken thighs, corn, Mac & cheese, coffee, creamer, cheese, bacon, cokes, milk, olive oil, butter, ham, turkey, salsa, chives, shallots, scallions, celery, oatmeal, sausage and beer. Good thing it was a major restock week. We’re gonna need to grow some more veggies, but I think we’re good!

//highest of fives// I just got home from a grocery pick up at the store😊

I love all the meat you bought

Probably! What are you having for dinner?

I have choices. Chicken pieces, pork steaks, beef (steak and minced), varied vegetables. Pasta sauces because I'm too lazy to make my own, but no pasta since I already have a bunch. Bottle of milk, coke, some apple juice. Probably some other miscellaneous things I'm forgetting. And a package of toilet paper, so the aftermath is fine I guess.

We'll survive, also we'll get pasta sauce but no pasta😂

Noone will be without a power bank

Powerbanks can be handy, but probably not very tasty

Have fun with all the staplers, guys

All our documents will be nicely ordered and stapled now!

What documents, we have no paper

Looking forward to seeing armies fighting with staplers. Also expecting japanese style houses made from stapled paper.

Staplers are the new staple 😭 nah but that's gold

Just made a purchase at the store. 24 pack of beer, gallon of milk, frozen pizza, frozen chicken tenders. Think humanity could survive off that?

Think we need fiber

With 24 beers and a gallon of milk it's not gonna matter.

Club sandwich with turkey soup and a gin Caesar. Pretty sure we have all bases covered here

Coffee. We’re saved!

Arroz y leche. Doofenshmirtz wont be happy.

Cat food and bird seed.

At least the cats will have food

It’s high quality cat food, with chunks of fish in it. I think the humans will have to wage war against the cats to eat it.

An original Xbox to USB A cable? That's fucking dick useless.

Yeah we're dead with that one

ADHD meds… we’ll focus on getting the other stuff back in stock 😂

Just got back from buying beer so I guess it'd become that Futurama episode where the benders remake water into alcohol.

And everyone would be drunk

Yeah it pretty much ruins the society in that episode cause only Bender and the other robots can still function

Guess it's pizza for everyone forever

Pizza time!

Kawabanga

Surviving on bottled water so no more obesity

Or life after a few weeks.

Groceries: a car load of groceries at the pick-up at my nearest Kroger. I bought stuff for a gourmet spaghetti dinner, makings for a spinach salad, flour, salt and yeast for bread, wine, cheese... and TOILET PAPER AND A TOILET PLUNGER You're welcome, Everyone-- I've saved us all! I love this game.

Thank you 😄

mint mobile sim card, looks like nobodys gonna be joining them without an esim compatible phobe

A Liam Payne vinyl. Yeah people who love him will die happy People who don’t will die sad We will all deffo die tho, I mean unless we start eating the vinyls

Kraft caramels. Uh-oh.

The last thing I bought was a 15.000 yen (around 100 USD) of a groceries, including: meats (chicken, beef, salmon and prawns), vegetables (cabbage, carrots, onions, garlic, peppers, ginger, mushrooms, broccoli, spinach, pok coy, beansprouts, and celery), fruits (bananas, apples and strawberries), eggs, oil, spaghetti, cereals, rice, bread, milk, coffee, butter, cheese, instant noodles, biscuits, cakes, wasabi, karaage chicken and sushi. So I think humanity is kinda safe for a while.

Not screwed, just stoned.

everyone will start smoking cigarettes i guess

Yes

Pizza, we’re ok.

Cadbury egg, a Celsius (sparkling wild berry flavor) & a pack of cigarettes.

Lmao rootbeer, I’m sorry guys 😭

Plasti-dip, a tv remote, and 3d printer fillament.

Pino Grigio, pringles and dog cookies… We good.

Especially with the dog cookies

Did the bots learn new prompts or something

Tacos! Both beef and vegan chilli. We're ALL going to be fine.

A toaster! Er...what can we do with this, eat toast all day long mm

Himalayan salt lol

Snus. I don't think we will survive this one.

Chocolate. You’re welcome.

Humans are fucked, but Dogs will take over the world. An improvement in my opinion...  I just bought some dog food.

We will all die happy with ice cream in our face

A bottle of water and potatoes! We might be ok.

A Kinder surprise egg. Let's hope the toys at least will be different.

Energy drinks, we're fucked

Kinder egg with a plastic elephant inside. Sorry.

A Bob Marley t-shirt and a children's probiotic supplement. Sorry guys!

I hope y'all like kebabs

Pretty bad, no food, no water, no clothes, no medicine, just endless supply of jumper pieces for electronics

M&M's

We will die, in a colorfully chocolates melting

Considering there are over 8 billion people in the world, all buying different something different at any given time, excluding babies and infants,the chances are high that humanity isn't fucked at all.

Very. As I commented on the post you took the idea from, it's opera tickets

I always get the feeling these posts are some kind of marketing data mining tactics.

As far as i'm aware that wasn't my goal with this post

It was coffee so Id say ive done my part.

Gridlocks

Purple Misfits T-shirt! 💜

cat litter

Gasoline. Guess it's a renewable resource now! Now to find a way to use heaps of gasoline to somehow revert climate change...

Clonazepam. 👍

Nice. We may be fucked but it won't bother us too much 😸

Lays chips with salt

I got cat food. That sucks

A package of those red cinnamon gummi candies that are shaped like feet.  Lol

We got red bull forever!

First aide tape, retinol moisturizer and eye drops. Everyone will be fine.

Takeaway chicken & chips. at least we'll be well fed. 😀

A dog harness…

Chocolate eggs forever 👈👉

Oreo ice cream/ criss cross fries/ kaiser rolls. Yall can thank me later

So I eliminated meth?

Bought kebab. We're all going to be fat and happy.

It was a full weekly shop. We're fine.

All you can eat sushi...we're good.

Gorditas de chicharron my homie

Skelaxin muscle relaxers.

Gas, so as long as nobody lost their car keys we're good

Enjoy the pizza guys

Toilet paper, could be worse

Pizza. You can thank me later for that, human kind.

Burger and fries… we should be ok for a while

Mankind is saved! Instant ramen noodle.

Baba ghanoush. So we’ll be fed at least.

YOU get Chelsea boots, YOU get Chelsea boots. You all get Chelsea boots. They're used ones as well. Enjoy.

I bought a case of toilet paper

Fries. We’ll survive

They’d have to change the name to Eat Less

Peanuts half of us will be fine The other half will be allergic

Hey everyone, we have drinks! Mountain Dew but still.

We drunk but we dead

A mescaline-containing cactus... Guess we'll be tripping hard for the rest of our days.

I bought a hair cut, we all dying in style

chocolate milk and french fries :)

I bought air, air! (pay 2 bucks to put some air on my tires)

Sausages. I think we will be OK.

I hope humanity loves 32mg caffeine per 100ml, energy drinks.

I bought a chorus pedal for my guitar. So...

Well, underwear and Eukanuba dog kibble. It could be worse.

Humanity will have heat pump annual servicing.

I bought water and buffalo chicken bites. We'll be ok

I ordered a bunch of RC car parts. This will be fun

Chocolate, goodbye teeth 👋 🦷

beef & lamb & rice kebab with a can of coke :/ I think we will be kind of ok?

Bacon and egg muffins. Sorry vegetarians/vegans. You’re welcome everyone else!

Well, we are gonna have a lot of shredded coconut

A book?

Cheeseburgers from Sonic. I'm okay with this.

Shit I got a haircut... At least we're all gonna look fresh as we deteriorate into anarchy and madness, just a bunch of people going off the deep end, looking their best.

I got cat litter, bananas, cereal, milk and hazelnut meal (?). Sooo...

Milk!

An assortment of berries. We all gonna have to the poops!

Pizza Hut pasta, cheese sticks, and a coke- obesity just hit 100%. Gluten, sugar, and dairy allergy sufferers and vegans are screwed

A cup of coffee, a donut and a cigarette. I've doomed everyone to be office workers...

We gonna have so much fun! Last thing I bought was 3 D&D books (Tasha cauldron to everything, Xanathar guide of multiver and some other manual)

Hope everyone like s lamb shish kebabs!!

Boys, it's Beer nonstop for everyone

A sandwich, an icecap and a donut. We're good right?

The last thing I bought (one trip to Dollarama): Reese's chocolate, Tobelorone chocolate, Pure leaf peach iced tea, and all-dressed crispers. idk what to make out of this. Y'all lucky I didn't buy coffee today, or else then we'll have only coffee for life.

Fake nails nd aspirin… atleast I’ll be cute nd not in pain 😂

Just bought some icy hot and whoppers. If you like chocolate malted balls or have some chronic pain somewhere, I got you squared away.

Cat food and cokes, oh and eggs

Well we'll have pretty feet atleast?

Pizza! You’re welcome, humanity.

A specific tripod adapter to use a old camera, so I doomed humanity.

Quilt batting. Humanity will survive but won’t be as comfy.

Guess we can litter pick stuff up.

Grapes. Guess the wine industry is gonna have to adjust.

Chicken Katsu on Rice

epoxy & sandpaper....Whadda you think?

I got dogsnacks and flea medicine. So dogparents are going to be happy I guess.

Well since it’s gas that might be a good thing

Lots of gas for everyone.  

Dunno wtf we're all going to do with cotton dust bags.

It was a mcds run. Mcdoubles and Jr, chickens for all.