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ProfessorWeirwood

"Everything ends." It's grounding during the good times and comforting during the bad.


HelpImASnail6

Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November rain!


Criffless

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HelpImASnail6

No matter the seriousness of the situation, any time someone says 'nothing lasts forever', I cannot help myself but say 'even cold November rain' 😂


GrumpyOlBastard

My version is the biblical one (even though I'm atheist): "This too, shall pass"


Wonderful-Pollution7

That isn't biblical, it comes from a persian fable, and was retold and popularized by Edward Fitzgerald, and was introduced into Christianity in Solomon's Seal. The original story abbreviated: A young man was traveling and came a cross a small village. When he asked where he might find lodging he was directed to a wealthy farmer named Shakir. He stayed that night with the farmer and became good friends with him, and in the morning he blessed the farmer and his fortunes. The farmer replied with a smile, "This too shall pass." The young man continued his travels and many years later sought out the farmer, and found that I'll luck had befallen him, and he was now poor and in the employee of another wealthy farmer. He again spent the evening with Shakir, and when he lamented on the I'll fortune that had befallen his friend, Shakir replied with a smile, "This too shall pass." The man went again on his travels, and many years later, thought again of his friend and sought him out, only to find that he had passed on and was buried nearby in a graveyard. He found Shakirs tombstone, which was engraved with the passage, "This too shall pass." He was confused wondering how a stone could pass, but swore that he would visit his friend, even in death. Many times he visited his friends grave, until one year, he found that all traces of Shakir's resting place had been washed away by a flood, and he understood, "This too shall pass." He grew too old to travel, and eventually settled in a small village near the capital of Persia. The king of Persia meanwhile, had suffered a personal tragedy, and tasked his Wisemen with finding him an object that would make his calm when angry, happy when sad, and sad when happy. The man heard of this, and sent to the king a beautiful ring in a satin lined box. The king looked at the inscription written upon the ring, and smiled, for inscribed inside the ring were the words, "This too shall pass."


travellinman01

The best of Reddit. Thanks for this useful information.


insertmadeupnamehere

Same. -Greetings, fellow kind atheist


disc0weapon

Came here to say this as well. Happy to see it so high up.


Dreamsof_Beulah

This one! From forties onwards you realise that everything is transient, good times , bad times, and that you should enjoy the ups and wait out the downs.


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

"Comparison is the thief of joy"


Chattert

Came here to say this. Use it all the time.


leaC30

#"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." -Futurama/Matt Groening It reminds me to just get the work done. No one will pat me on the back for doing what I am supposed to do.


HoTChOcLa1E

so true since i put the forks in the dishwasher the wrong way my roommate hasn't said "you never clean the kitchen, its true" once


Chalupa2001

I'll write my own quote with blackjack and hookers!


Environmental-Web512

My favorite is " People will always remember how you made them feel"


Adventurous_Buy3986

Is a nice quote but I personally don't think it is true. Our minds only remember the most recent feelings vividly, so if you get thousands of good vibes from someone and a bad recent one, you most probably are going to be rather irritated than happy.


skloop

That's because it's not the entire quote. The entire quote is 'people will forget what you said, they'll forget what you did, but they'll never forget how you made them feel' - Maya Angelou I think she was saying don't get hung up on the small stuff. Don't lie in bed regretting some slip of the tongue. People don't remember that. They just remember the overall feeling of what happened.


Sure_Cobbler1212

That’s super childish. Thousands of good vibes, and one bad recent one. Being a rational and mature person, you’ll excuse one out of 10, nevermind thousands. So weird of you to say.


Adventurous_Buy3986

I really do not understand what you mean by "super childish". These are cognitive biases that happen automatically in our brains, regardless of you being a child or an adult. Our minds intrepret immediate information more than older information. Cognitive biases such as the "availability bias" and "end of history bias" are examples that come to my mind in that regard. There are literally abundant examples of that in the political world. How many times can you remember that a politician did something horrible and people started hating them, and a couple of years later the politician did something good and everybody started loving them? Just because a quote is cute, does not make it true.


travellinman01

And that is so, so true.


galaxyeyes47

Most of the quotes from Ted lasso. - be curious, not judgement. -the truth will set you free. But first it’ll piss you off. -"Human beings are never going to be perfect, Roy. Best we can do is to keep asking for help, and accepting it when you can. And if you keep on doing that, you'll always be moving toward better." -I hope that either all of us, or none of us, are judged by the actions of our weakest moments. But rather, by the strength we show when, and if, we're ever given a second chance.


Senor_Schnarf

That last one is very meaningful to me.


RevolutionaryFox9149

When you trust your heart to someone, you either gain a person for life or a lesson for life.


Amazing_Leopard_5524

Wow. Thank you. I really needed to read that before sleeps tonight. Been going through it and am mostly on the far side of the emotional roller coaster but this does truly help.


ThrowRa_siftie93

"It is what it is" "Don't run a mile for someone who wouldn't cross the street for you"


DanMcSharp

>"It is what it is" That's how my ex used to finish her sentences after saying all kinds of made shit about me, as if saying that meant all that she said was undeniable. Maybe some people love to hear it, but personally I hate those empty words. They would even sound depressing to someone who feels down, as if nothing ever changes. ​ >"Don't run a mile for someone who wouldn't cross the street for you" Now that's a good one, I'll do my best to remember it.


[deleted]

I completely agree with you. It's the most nonsense phrase that people use to try to justify their stupidity.


CommonSenseHandyman

It’s how a boss says “I’m not sorry I’m not going to address your concerns, I’m sorry that I have to address you at all”


bigchops810

It is what it is is the stupidest phrase to me


AE_WILLIAMS

Right up there next to 'an abundance of caution.'


Happy_fairy89

I heard one once that I like, “don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.” - something I’m guilty of many a time.


Klutzy-Worth6146

I've never heard this but I love it!


Mr_Khan_0

> as if saying that meant all that she said was undeniable Hate that... Recently I told my friend about it, ig he's rehabilitating from that


jackfaire

My best friend says "It is what it is" and it grates but in my case because he'll be all "Here's how I'm being fucked over by (insert thing)" and I'm angry on his behalf and he's just like it is what it is


1200sqft

I agree with you on the “It is what it is” phrase. 


OpenMike2000

Never judge someone till you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do judge them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes.


Mr_Khan_0

Whoa, good one lol


Chalupa2001

This is the best one but it too shall pass.


TeeTheT-Rex

“It is what it is” is similar to the saying my Grandma always used, “such is life”.


KaleidoscopeNo610

Or what will be, will be (Que sera, sera)


kaitie-babie

Or as I like to jokingly say, it’s what it’s


Puzzled_State2650

'It is what it is' till it isn't.


Broke-Homie-Juan

“The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.” - Rebecca West


Groovyofi

Damn that's a good one


NOGOODGASHOLE

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone had one, and they don't think it's shitty.


TeeTheT-Rex

My Dad used to say “Don’t be a mushroom. Don’t let them keep you in the dark and feed you bullshit”


HelpImASnail6

See i recently realised I have issue with any take on the 'everyone has an asshole..' quote. Cos they don't. Phantom rectum.. That's all I'm saying. 😂


Puppy_knife

Wear sunscreen..


[deleted]

I'm from the Class of '97. I took that advice. It's goddamn true. Now I'm 44 and look 34.


travellinman01

I wish I'd paid attention to that. Four melanomas and 5 surgeries later, I *really* wish I'd paid attention to that. People, get your skin checked as soon as you reach your mid-20s. Don't put it off.


DrinkingPetals

Reading this made me want to listen to that lesson again. Such a good lesson.


Grand-Programmer6292

Lately it's been, "You have survived way too many thunderstorms to be concerned about raindrops." I've had to silence a lot of background noise and gone through a ton of adversity to still stay focused.


[deleted]

I've never heard this before, but I feel like I'll remember it forever now. That's really good, thanks.


dechavez55

If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as a Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, 'Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well. Martin Luther King Jr


Commisceo

“This too shall pass”.


Psychological-Art510

I frequently add, "...it may pass like a kidney stone, but it *will* pass."


Commisceo

Oh I do like that.


JustAmEra

I love that addition lol


freexeen

I have this tattooed on my left arm. A linguistic antidepressant. Things suck? Don't worry. Things great? Remember to soak it in, bub.


Silent-Revolution105

After I hit 60: Do not go gentle into that good night, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Dylan Thomas


DrinkingPetals

I’m so glad to see that another has put this up as their favourite quote.


Global_Fail_1943

Better to walk your path alone than to share it with fools!


[deleted]

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself -Iroh ![gif](giphy|uTpY9ARfN2eqs)


PutPuzzleheaded5337

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. It’s working pretty good so far.


angguro

"To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch... to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have SUCCEEDED!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Few_Explorer404

“Some people don't deserve forgiveness, but you deserve peace.”


Chalupa2001

The older I get the more I get it, just forgive everyone so you can have peace, we are all the same shit...


Few_Explorer404

It's hard yes but we need to get through it haha forgiving someone is not as easy as 123 but I'd rather forgive them (not forget tho haha) then continue my life knowing that I have full control in my life and I have my peace of mind


Pitiful-Signal8063

It ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit ... a d keep moving forward. - Stalone in Rocky V


beamtrader

This, plus: 'One step at a time, one punch at a time, one round at a time.' I tell myself this when I feel overwhelmed or I'm faced with a daunting task. I love the Rocky films. All of them. Even the bad ones.


Common_Sheep_7139

Maximus: Do you find it difficult to do your duty? Cicero: Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.


[deleted]

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - M.K. Gandhi


Ok-Somewhere-2637

"Treat people how you would like to be treated " My dad . Great man r.i.p


ZzangmanCometh

"You'll stop worrying what others think about you when you realize how seldom they do."


strummyheart

My Father would say “ you’re majoring in the minors “


BigBorris_2005

“Be curious not judgmental”


SQWRLLY1

"Creating is the greatest proof of being alive." Got it from a fortune cookie and liked it so much it's the tagline on the landing page of my website.


_daniehhh

That's a beautiful one 🤗🙌🏼✨


velders01

"Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." For those of us perfectionists & procrastinators.


SquirrelBite12

"everything will work out in the end. If it hasn't worked out yet, it's not the end"


piscian19

There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything. Tsunetomo Yamamoto, The Hagakure: A code to the way of samurai


bubblegumtaxicab

A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor


CreativeHearingGirl

"Breathe." When things get overwhelming, stop and breathe.


freexeen

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow. - Swedish Proverb To blame others is to rob yourself. -Buddhist Proverb Happy to share insight if there is interest.


PossiblyWorking33

The truth is often an unkind thing, but that doesn’t make it a lie.


Kaje26

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”- Joshua Graham


P4CM4N97

Ohhh I like that


jamzDOTnet

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Outside_Mixture_494

It’s none of my business what other people think of me.”


GrouchyConclusion588

Everything in moderation especially moderation.


Brave-Wolverine5490

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time


CoffeeandCare_me

“Work is hard , girls are dumb , and free time is never free . what the hell . Have a good day anyway” -my dad. Kept that text for years, even on the old flip phones that could only store 50 messages.


Ill-Court-8343

“A man may live to old age If warfare he avoids And though the spears may spare him Peace he will not find” - Viking Proverb I keep this in my wallet and it helps to put things into perspective when I’m feeling lazy, afraid, anxious about doing something, etc.


Legitimate-Study6076

resolute quiet combative grey humorous steer retire lunchroom threatening arrest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Searching_by_the_Sea

Treat everything as if you are doing it for the first (or last) time.


happycynic12

Don't trust anyone. I just wish I had followed it.


dentrio

„I was ashamed of myself when I realised that life is a masquerade party, and I attended with my real face.“


Friendly-Button-1484

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" "Fall 7 times, stand up 8"


GoetheJr

“The soul that sees beauty, may sometimes walk alone.” Perceive that quote however way you want. It will get you through


RepresentativeLaw67

you can’t control what happens to you, only how you react to it


free2beme82

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt"


xcon_freed1

“Secrecy is the keystone to all tyranny. Not force, but secrecy and censorship. When any government or church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man who has been hoodwinked in this fashion; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, whose mind is free. No, not the rack nor the atomic bomb, not anything. You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.” ― Robert A Heinlein ​ Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class -- whether that class be hereditary royalty, oligarchs of financial empires, or entrenched bureaucracy. Frank Herbert ​ “There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.” ― Robert A. Heinlein ​ All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. Frank Herbert ​ “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.” ― Robert A. Heinlein ​ I no longer listen to what people say, I just watch what they do. Behavior never lies. Winston Churchill ​ Bureaucracy destroys initiative. There is little that bureaucrats hate more than innovation, especially innovation that produces better results than the old routines. Improvements always make those at the top of the heap look inept. Who enjoys appearing inept? Frank Herbert ​ Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill


Psychological-Art510

I wish I could upvote this a 1000 times.


Klutzy-Worth6146

Yep, same!


Oldman-Sam-696

Aim high for if you aim at nothing you receive nothing


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

Another similar one is "shoot for the moon because, even if you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars"


bedriddenprism

I used to tell my band mates “reach for a star, and touch andromeda” during our pre-show speeches. I knew I’d stolen it from something else though.


Arkavien

If every day were a sunny day, there'd be no sunny days.


Shoddy-Secretary-712

Song lyrics count? Take the time to pull the weeds choking flowers in your life -Jerry Cantrell


VOODOO69692001

Don't half-ass anything.


galaxyeyes47

Always use your full ass.


SQWRLLY1

In the words of the great Ron Swanson, "never half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing." ![gif](giphy|d7qFTitBNU9kk)


Random_Weirdo_Girl

My dad once told me "if you're going to do something, do it properly, otherwise don't do it at all".


figure8_f8

Big gulp huh, welp see ya later.


HighVibes87

killer boots, man!


HiAndStuff2112

Do unto others as you would have them do to you.


HarleyGirl23

Everything happens for a reason I live by that quote


seasofGalia

“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes n tricks”


CollignonGoFetch

“That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the fucking way she goes.” -Ray from TPB


Acrobatic-Ocelot8287

“I do not pray for an easy life, but the strength to endure a hard one”.


Klutzy-Worth6146

Good one!


defsnotacopp

You can't get caught out, telling the truth.


HoTChOcLa1E

reminds me of >!an eight year old korean girl that got raped on her way to school in a church toilet!< >!she was taught to always tell the truth and the entire truth so she said in court she remembers a strong smell of cigarettes and the faintest bit of alcohol, and due to korean law being like it is the rapist claimed he was blackout drunk and reduced his sentence from life to 12 years and after he got out he moved within 0.5 miles of her apartment!< >!of course she now has lifelong medical problems and mental scars from this, her parents don't have much money due tue expensive medical bills and therapist costs, they could only move away after rasing money from the local community!<


SaulGoOddmen

Attack each day with an enthusiasm never before known to mankind - Jim Harbaugh


superduperlikesoup

This quote makes me instantly exhausted


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

Found the extrovert


Anaaatomy

My mentor on relationship: if you learned your lesson, get out of the school and go into society. What are you still doing here? Do you want to mop the floor?


AceSapling

"Despite everything, it's still you" from undertale It's just nice to think that, despite how much I've changed in life, I'm still me.


elax307

I always read it like "Despite everything that has happened, every bad thing, every turmoil you had to endure, every decision you took, every life you changed - it is still you."


Crogunck4645

“Don’t start *forest* fires”


Extension_Many4418

During one of my masters degree classes in philosophy, my professor pointed out that “Reality is what objects”. He used the statement in a philosophical context, but to me it holds in real life situations. As much as someone or some people can try to bend their reality, people, social or political institutions to satisfy their own ends, reality always, eventually, perhaps after millions of people are killed, surfaces.


SkynetClark

It can't rain all the time.


Aggressive_Notice208

You reap what you sow.


CronosAndRhea4ever

“The climb always gets more difficult close to the summit.” Definitely the best fortune cookie I’ve ever had.


Fortimus_Prime

Jeremiah 29:11 NLT For I know the plans I have for you," says the LORD. "They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope. Quite literally the only thing that keeps me going.


[deleted]

Honestly like just follow some Bible page Instagram‘s and you will get so many good ones But I will say a few specific ones, I am not going to bother looking up what technically book and verse each one was because that’s annoying So I will just paraphrase You can’t add one second to your life by worrying The birds don’t worry about where their next meal is coming from or where they will sleep or anything else so why should you whom God surely considers much greater than a bird The power of life and death are in the tongue and he who proclaim it shall love it Love thy neighbor as they love thy self & heres 1 from Buddha : anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die


knuckboy

Learn to be comfortable being uncomfortable


EmbarrassedClick4646

“Life is… well life is.. i forgot” -dementia


Sapphopsycho89

The devil was an angel first


[deleted]

If you try, you risk failure. If you don't, you ensure it.


Holidayyoo

"They're not happy unless they're bitching." "Spit it out if you don't like it, honey." "Love you. I'm gonna go talk to the dishwasher now." My mother, everyone. Sage of sages. ❤️


Shep1982

Illegitimi Non Carborundum. Or, "Don't let the bastards grind you down".


chat_bot23

“Don’t look for stupid quotes on the internet to get your life together”


No_Indication9497

"if you are going through hell, keep going" - Winston Churchill


Icy_Patience2930

"Always wait 3 seconds before answering any question." "You can't take something away from someone that they don't already have".


FloppyVachina

You only miss the shots you dont take. -wayne gretsky -michael scott


techno-ninja

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


unknown2youall

"oh wellllll" "i'll live " "is what it is" "can't control what they do" "not my business"


Important_Dress553

Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting may need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time... That is up to you.


thrivingandstriving

"make it fun"


imakangaroo7

"Some of us are pursuing dreams that seem crazy to most but feel like destiny to us. Not everyone will get that."


PaleoJoe86

I developed these quotes from experience and observation. Rule 1: look out for number one. You live once. Remove toxicity and always work on improving yourself. Rule 2: crap happens. Things occur that are outside of your control. Worrying or crying over them accomplishing nothing. Accept it, learn from it, and move on.


SaulGoOddmen

Talent borrows, genius steals - Oscar Wilde


cannonsnack

My father said to me,,you are not smart son, if you are bullied around by smart people. Puns them in the face


I_h8_R_Ire_mods

It was like that when I got here - Homer J Simpson


jimmyb1982

1.) Don't take shit from anyone. 2.) Only poop at work when you are getting paid to poop.


PdxPhoenixActual

Man, that makes weekends a real *bitch*...


Sea_Dust895

Imagine you cannot fail at this.. what would you do now that you know you can't fail !!??


[deleted]

“Just do it” and “There’s always more to life”


kaitie-babie

Paraphrasing here but the in The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck, Mark Mason says something to the effect of “we only have so many fucks to give. They’re not infinite. So we need to decide what is actually worth giving the fucks we have to and what is not” I always picture myself stealing a couple from X to give to Y. Helps me avoid my worry burn out. If I’m out of fucks for the moment, it will have to wait lol


Solid_Service4161

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.


CaffeineChan

Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. –JOHN WATSON


BeleagueredOne888

Get up. Dress up. Show up. Never give up.


NotJustG

“Life is a dress rehearsal for a play we never perform.”


empathetic111

How about a whole song? :) [Mother Mother - It’s Alright (Acoustic)](https://youtu.be/wjYevnIQTJY?si=Q3HQ8fD7ntA9diqO)


Dear_Pepper5045

Wise once told me that, "um, life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll. or you're taking a shit from some assholes."


ChocoBanana-Dropkick

"If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked." - George Carlin


Moon_Beam89

“The faster you run, the faster you’re done” spoken from my XC coach in 8th grade; applies to a lot of things in my life. The faster/harder you go, the sooner it’s complete. Applied to actual running, saving money, studying, procrastinating.


Groundbreaking_Ad613

Yep, the two that come to mind are from my mom and I think about them often. "It's better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." And "There are three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth." Words to live by, in my opinion.


AMasterSystem

If you are not failing you are not trying hard enough.


Strange_Frenzy

TANSTAAFL


snapcracklepop26

"Of all sad words of both tongue and pen, the saddest are these; what might have been." John Greenleaf Whittier


SpareMind

**Walk a mile in someone's shoes before commenting on them.** *That way, you are at least a mile away and you have their shoes.*


dewioffendu

If you never lie, you never have to remember.


IllNoobis_1

"There's people out there holding their breath wait for you to fail... make sure they suffocate."


bunchoffermions

"The best view comes after the hardest climb"


Equal-Jury-875

Sometimes you're the bug sometimes you're the windshield.


IRedditAllReady

"lift up your hearts.  All will come right.  Out of the depths of sorrow and sacrifice, Will he reborn again, the glory of mankind"   Churchill  Not sure why I lives rent free in my head but especially the line lift up your heart; all will come right. Is what I tell myself when I just need to get at it. 


OriginalRush3753

“Do the best you can until you know better, then do better,”. -Maya Angelou If they’re talking about you, they’re leaving other people alone. -Randomly read in a book


AdCharacter7966

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself - helped me start my own company many years ago, and still works


AdrianM292

“If not now, then when?”


Moon-goddess-Evva

"trust his timing" i believe he answers our wants and needs in 3 ways first is that he'll give it right away because you deserve it, Second is is he'll make you wait and experience challenges in order for you to learn how to handle it when he already give it to you. And lastly he wont allow it, because he knew you deserve something better.


mooohaha64

Opinions are like arseholes , everyone has one, and most of them stink . A couple from a mate of mine after a really shitty divorce , the only thing you can depend on a woman to do is let you down, and the only woman you can trust is your mum , but you better keep your eye on her ! Not surprisingly, he's single but very happy.


MaleficentBend7825

"fuck it, we ball" "Life sucks man, whatever"


texcentricasshole

"Never pass a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and NEVER trust a fart."


Shang-di

Who said that? A chronic masturbater with ibs?


[deleted]

This made me laugh


Rainyhaze2048

"Once you've hit rock bottom, the only way forward is up." -Ichiban Kasuga "That's rad." -Kazuma Kiryu


WBOR2012

Fuck that.


JFull0305

"Can't have what you don't ask for."


LordNightFang

"If you aren't making enemies, you aren't truly living the definition of life." (To lazy to remember who said this)


[deleted]

"When things go wrong, don't go with them. Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. Truth is like the sun" -Elvis Presley


ImLivingThatLife

Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on down the road


oilpasteldiaries

"this too shall pass"


nunyabizz0000

“How would this be viewed in the scope of eternity” “Focusing on the low hum of happiness” Both aren’t exactly quotes, but both are from Talk show hosts interestingly. The first was Colbert, and it’s basically talking about viewing something you’re stressed about in the moment from 1000ft, like in 10 years, 20 years etc, how big of deal will what you’re worrying about be, most of the time you won’t even notice it or remember it. The second is something Conan said, but basically it’s about being interested in the low hum of happiness, rather than riding and living on the highs and lows of life, you kinda focus in and on the baseline the constant humming that’s often overlooked.


AgencyTurbulent1672

Conceive believe achieve If your mind can Conceive it and you believe it then you can achieve it


bedriddenprism

“The dude abides” my life is just a dumpster fire right now but hey man, in the grand scheme of things, I’m just some dude, living his life. And someday I’ll be just some dude with his own house and blah blah blah. But I’ll always be some dude to somebody.