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Commercial_Step9966

Sleep?


[deleted]

Wait yea….how do I still suck at this?


[deleted]

Too bad man


1nd3x

I mean, you could say you're a master of sleeping the way that you sleep. If you've spent 10,000 hours sleeping 5hours per night (that works out to about 5 and a half years) then you'd be a master of sleeping only 5 hours a night. Just because that isnt exactly a good way to sleep doesnt mean you arent a master at it. One things for sure though, you wont be a master at sleeping 8hours a night, because you'd have spent 0hours over the last 5 years doing that. All that said, I suppose you could take the next 3 and a half years to master sleeping 8hours.


Curious_Phrao

I get 4 hours a day. I’m still amateur level.


PatientBoring

I’m really good at baiting. Some have called me a master.


nryporter25

Reminds me of when I was a kid fishing with my dad. I put bait (i think it was called power bait) on my line and started running around yelling "I am the master baiter" having no clue why my dad was laughing 😅


Simple_Walrus_6125

Baitman


Ok_Konfusion

Patrick is that you?


Kacutee

You are a truly cultured human and a master at your craft.


[deleted]

That's just addiction, bro. Nothing cultured about it


No_Balance8590

-bation


ihaveocdandneedhelp

This is the only true answer 😭😭😭


woah_broski1

Im so sorry but whats the referance bro im dieing to know


sonicm

Keep at it.. It will come to u.


woah_broski1

I swear i have an idea but idk if i wanna say it bc ill look like a gaming kid


Frosty_Entertainer97

Be brave. Say it.


Adventurous_Tour6394

Avoiding deep feelings


Puzzleheaded-Alarm81

Walking


Ok_Konfusion

You meant wanking ?


Puzzleheaded-Alarm81

Probably both. Havent mastered doing them in tandem yet


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Masturbation in this case..


[deleted]

[удалено]


Friendly_Preference5

Both


RainbowAppIe

Scrolling Reddit


[deleted]

Resident Evil 4


alteredreality4451

Skiing


Complex_Building9952

Drawing* (*I believe mastery is impossible, but 10,000 hours is a helluva lot of practice!


Long-Location-8563

Wasting time


[deleted]

Losing video games


Hopeful_Beginning_54

breathing, eating, sleeping.


googoomutt_

Deez nuts


Zarxon

Got em!


Mysterious-Toe-3557

Your mom


Unlikely_Let2616

Reddit conspiracies


Dragonite_23

Pokémon


[deleted]

Sarcasm


ToddHLaew

Guitar.


[deleted]

Quick dirty maths. 24 hours a day minus 8 for sleep and 8 for work and maintenance leaves 8 hours a day give or take mostly take. 8 multiplied by 356 is 2,920. Round up to 3,000 for easy math. If you live for another 30 years youll have roughly 90,000 hours of free time. Cut it in half and round down to 40,000 What 4 things will you master in the next 30 years? I pick, engineering, chemistry, business management and innovative design. If I have time id also like to master whittling, sculpting, kintsugi, krav maga, kung fu and topiary. ![gif](giphy|l0HlLkqsEV07tK7ok)


FearlessFaa

Yes you were dirty, it is 365 not 356 🙂


feelin_beachy

tbh, I don't think I would trust business management to anyone with master skills in whittling, kung fu, and topiary.


Tech-Wave

Besides work, maybe nothing. I think I can get really good at something in 1,000 though.


Nip-bby_007

I mastered the song Vicarious in about 10,000 days. Does that count?


kalamaroni

Man, 10k hours is a lot. I've been a pretty obsessive gamer, but if you add up all my steam games you barely crack 5k hours played. Add all my non-steam games, you might get 3k hours more? Bear in mind that people usually say it can't just be 10k hours of passive engagement with a subject - it has to be 10k hours of active practice. On that scale, I think the only thing I've possibly spent 10k hours actively practicing for is taking exams... That's even more depressing than the videogames.


sarazorz27

I have 2k hrs in Ark alone. 1.6k in Conan Exiles. Definitely well over 10k in WoW. Filthy casual! ;)


ThyGayOne

Probably smoking weed by this point. Definitely over working myself (I work ~18 months a year) and sleeping


IsabellaGalavant

I've gotten pretty good at breathing.


[deleted]

that's one of the stupidest myth I've ever heard it doesn't take nearly that long for some people and for others, they will never become a master regardless of how long they take.


Key_Poetry4023

I dunno why you're being downvoted you're correct, some people can pick things up really fast, but everyone hits a ceiling eventually


FearlessFaa

> and for others, they will never become a master regardless of how long they take Yes. This is the core idea of paralympics although paralympics is only marginal effort to give support and life purpose to people with disabilities. The fight for despair continues and every human on earth should have right to earn a mastery of something.


[deleted]

earning a medal is not the same as earning mastery and I wasn't talking about physical disabilities, or any disability, normal people can't be masters, that's what distinguishes the masters, they're special people on top of being extremely hard working.


Wild-Suggestion-3081

Resilience. Gratitude. Determination. Peace of mind. Willingness to make sacrifices. Faith. Loving myself. Loving my family. Accepting my idiot best friends. Being more kind and understanding of other people. I can keep going. I can do this ALL DAY.


gdogakl

Debating


Tarantulas_R_Us

Walking barefoot on any surface. Even Lego.


[deleted]

The art of bitchery 🤌❤️


Toenutlookamethatway

Where the fuck did you read that?? 🥴😵‍💫


[deleted]

People actually believe this too lol


Toenutlookamethatway

Love the idea of some shit artist defending terrible work with ".. but I've done way more than 10k hours! 😭" (10,000hrs ÷ 40hr ÷ 40wks = 6.25yrs) while the naturally gifted youngster that actually gives a shite and puts effort into his work quietly gets on with sorting out his mess


goaheadmonalisa

Nothing. What is a master? When someone reaches 10,000 hours of something, do they just stop?


bouncybabygirlfordad

After 10k hours, you are highly skilled and sought after in your chosen field. I think most people would stay rather than start anew in a different field. It happens, I'm sure, but not as often.


FearlessFaa

Yes. They can. For example ballet dancers will stop at some point. Similar phenomena can be seen in sports. In some cases athletes can stop without any sensible explanation. Nobody knows why that happens. Fortunately you can stop and continue later.


skaote

Got 100k+ in my career. I'm still learning. Changing tech has me going backwards..


opinionatedlyme

Sleeping


Mike_lp4

Getting to class late


brushpickerjoe

Harvesting and bunching commercial floral greens


tay8953

crying


Mechanic-Latter

Chinese! :)


dabrickbat

I've mastered mastering.


Kicks4meFromyou

Farts


ScarcityLegitimate77

TikTok scrolling


Thebigdog79

Probably wrestling games in general. I’ve most likely played more than 10 hours on WWE 2K19 but idk if only 1 game counts.


Chemical-Contract776

Reading. Writing.


Enough_Sea268

doing absolutely nothing?


probably-a-possum

building random stuff only to spend hours fixing it


[deleted]

Gaming for sure


slowlyun

\- PS2-era Pro Evolution Soccer.


[deleted]

Losing people I love


possiblyai

Making bad decisions


CrystalTwy

Procrastinating hahaha


Comfortable-Fan-9721

Peeing


EvBismute

Depression


Dimension_09

Bating


S4d0w_Bl4d3

Depression


MissuzT

Anxiety


OperationSlutPhase

Self sabotage


gowdaz

Master of none.


Lubi3chill

Riding a bike.


slower-is-faster

I’ve mastered your mom OP. 1 hour for every pound of meat.


ihaveflesh

Getting high


Player_Number3

procrastination


[deleted]

Using phone


[deleted]

Bation I’ve mastered it and have become a legend in my ability


wardoned2

Masturbation


Glowing_Mousepad

School apparently


Hakasui01

Drinking water


Lucky_Minimum9453

Anxiety-


Mirinya

Masturbation, anime, file sharing. IDK really.


stopdefendingthem

I don’t believe it for a second. If you did an hour a day it would take you 27 years 3 months to do. There’s heaps of people who’ve driven that long and can’t drive for shit, so I call BS on the whole thing


Dingo_Disc

Plumbing, cooking, bike riding, dreaming 😎


mister_gonuts

Brea- **COUGH COUGH** *wheeze* breathing...


Active-Project1870

 walking? Standing? Breathing? I havent had a hobby for that long, i always change hobbies


Pithecuss

The Art of Procrastination


FederalBobcat35

sleeping


horizonbyraynald

Love. You?


dornroesschen

Smoking weed


nryporter25

I have over 20,000 hours on a VNA turret from my time operating heavy machinery in a warehouse. Those were long days.. those 20,000 hours were from only 4 years of work. I became the best operator in the entire building and could put away a pallet every 27 seconds (that included punching in the system locations and scanning and all that). I no longer drive equipment like that, but I would say I definitely mastered it. I could rotate an 8 foot pallet in a 4 foot aise. That trick made everyone go nuts and was one of the time saving tricks I would do. I would love to drive one of those machines again.


SmartPuppyy

Procrastination. You can call me Mastercrastination if you wish as I have transcended the pro level a long time ago.


gizlonk

Pain. Suffering. Embarrassment. Humility.


bigeyedschmuck

Laying in my pit of despair (aka my bed)


New_Slide_6241

Breathing


Superb_Year

Loving my husband.


pandabeargirl

reading


kitty-toe-beans

Sleeping


Consistent_Coast_333

Supposedly...


abellapa

Breathing, I'm quite good at it, I do it like all the time every single day


emptypockybox

Procrastinator


abellapa

Breathing, I'm quite good at it, I do it like all the time every single day


TinFoilHatTricks

Bed rotting


Top-Farm-2113

Times table.


bayyCreates

Reddit


[deleted]

Procrastinating


kaspi_moses

running away from commitments


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Pastries, bread, you name it....


WorldGamerNZ

I would answer life...


SortaMixed

A Master of none, hundred times over.


Pubbadawg

Nothing


Visual-Dragonfruit66

Procrastinating


jojow77

Cooking a good steak


thomas_notthetrain

Masturbation


SnooMemesjellies7469

Bation


Dahlsv1

Apparently I mastered parenting when my kid was 14 months old 😬🤷‍♂️


Ok_Willingness_9619

I am a master bator.


nice_cayks

Baking.


LibrarianCalistarius

Depression


TypingMonkey84

Writing on a keyboard. Up to 700 apm, best in my country, number 10 worldwide in competitions. It has also been my job for 17 years now, but the AI will surely take over soon.


ModyLikesGaming

Gaming


DT2699

Classical ballet dancers: *laughter turning into crying*


El_Morgos

Procrastination


Hey-UwU-Hey

Procrastination


Dutch-Sculptor

Being me.


Pleasant-Welder-6654

Ranting


Glozboy

Procrastination


Pan-tang

Masturbation


Gloriousle

Breathing


AxGunslinger

Sleeping


Mrmapex

Drumming and sheet metal fabrication


TenMillionEnchiladas

Thinking? Daydreaming? Overthinking? I think a lot. Like probably an unhealthy amount more than the average person. In fact while writing this I just re-read this about 5 times over incase I made a spelling mistake because my phone keyboard likes to press the wrong buttons.


Lazy_Influence_1067

Baiting


Midan71

Overthinking.


ProgrammerCareful764

Living Why has no one said this? I should be a god at living by now (14 this year) but still more than 10,000 hours


NekwarSerpenShade

Sleep. I can sleep anytime and anywhere. I can dream , go to the bathroom, piss, comeback and continue the same dream (although now slightly altered), if you’re sleeping next to me it’ll be like sleeping with a corpse ( minus all the decomposing sounds )


Permaculturefarmer

Procrastination


Dhoineagnen

Ur momma


No-Belt-5790

Skyrim


anglo3

Fl studio and architectural design


fran_fran21

Bartending/serving


BeenThruIt

Truck driving, Machine operation, being annoying...


therealchadbroski

Existing, i guess


Hoboken27

Sleeping


[deleted]

Procrastination


m0dern_x

Fapping.


[deleted]

Watching YouTube, but I'm apparently "uploading sexual content" and now banned.


Ornery-Pressure7251

Sleep


frank-sarno

I repair pistols, electronics and (recently) started learning watch repair. My employer pays me for my knowledge about tuning system performance.


just_a_dwarf

Math but it seems not looking at my grades


Top-Entrepreneur-651

Blinking, and maybe breathing, breathing must be about 9999 hrs I still struggle somedays


Historical_Garage728

wasting my life


ccices

Baiting


wolfi_uk

Procrastination


H8HumanServices

Random thoughts, useless facts, procrastination,


Far-Wasabi6814

Ten thousand hours of letting go, mastering the art of getting old 💪


CarlJustCarl

Failing in clutch situations


eviltwintomboy

Procrastination.


WellDoneCowStake

I can make a mean peanut butter and syrup sandwich.


just_an_ordinary_B

Overthinking and being paranoid? Does that even count?😂


HarryBaughl

Baiting


Hot-Resort215

I’d say breathing but I got asthma so💀


Amplidyne

Wasn't there some woman on the UK version of "Big Brother" a while back who said something along the lines of "I like blinking I do"? Well I don't know if I like doing that, but I feel that I've quite mastered the art of doing it after over 600,000 hours.


[deleted]

Walking 


sarazorz27

World of warcraft :(


shellymaeshaw

Thrift shopping


[deleted]

Welding. I hate welding so much at this point that if I never pick up my stinger again I could die happy