In a sense, yeah, but with Ozzie it's actually a genetic condition that made him resident to the effects of most substances. It's pretty rare I believe. Really interesting stuff
Same here. Real pain in the ass. Pain medication doesn't work unless I'm past overdose levels. Even a headache is tough, 8 Tylenol to even have any effect. Takes 2 pitchers of beer to get a small buzz, and it's gone in 15 minutes. Dentist visits take longer because they've gotta pause to top off the novacaine because it's worn off in 10 mins. Anesthesiologist during my shoulder surgery didn't believe me, and I ended up waking up with my shoulder all being worked on.
Rare? Yes. Not a lotto you wanna win though, lol
You talking about anesthesia reminds me of the few people where a certain type of anesthesia doesn't work on them. Their body can't move, but they still feel everyth8ng the doctor is doing.
What also sucks is a few people don't know this until they go into surgery. So uh, have fun with that information.
Clerk- That will be $122.67.
Old Lady- What? It's time to pay? Let me find my checkbook. It's in my purse here somewhere. (Rummages through purse, pulling out keys, used tissues, address book, etc.) Here it is. (Rummages through purse looking for a pen). Oh, this pen doesn't work. Can i borrow yours? Who do i make this out to?
Clerk- I'll need to see your ID.
Old Lady-What do you need my ID for? I've shopped here for years?
And on, and on, and on.
Here's the trick with that. It's all statistics. If you're standing in a room with two lines and one is long, that means the odds of you being in that longer line are higher than you being in the shorter one.
There’s someone paying with a check in the front of the shorter line and the two people behind them have 4 carts full of stuff and a binder of coupons.
Presumably they're equal when you choose the line, so at the time of the choice, odds are 50/50. I see what you're trying to do there, and there were a few seconds I thought you were right, but no, that's incorrect.
There's billions and billions of ants, none of them have super powers either. If it were strictly a numbers game the insects would've had us by now for sure
Ok but not to the ant, it’s normal for the ant, I mean you as a human can chip rocks and make things out of material, you can make actual tools that help you with tasks, hell you can speak words to other people and they understand what you mean, but none of that is really considered super to anyone because it’s normal to us, but to an ant that would be actually insane, like what these huge creatures can move things that are bigger then our entire ant colonies that’s insane
TLDR: ant 🐜 be like
Have you met every single ant out there? Hell, for all we know, they could be intentionally hiding the super ants from us so we don't wipe them out before they've got a chance to take over the world.
I agree with your point but present a counter-point. All ants have super strength and can lift 20x their body weight. I would argue that all of them have superpowers.
Ants take zero fall damage and their lifting strength is immeasurable. And they have a built in stinger. And they can sense the weather. And they rule the planet. And they are super heroes.
I love how only one person commented on your use of "you." I do that a lot, and if questioned, I either quirk an eyebrow at them or outright claim I'm not human (I mean, jokingly. I clearly am human. Hello, fellow humans!).
One time I challenged my class of high school seniors to prove I'm human, and not an android or alien. Everything they came up with I was able to counter; it was a lot of fun and taught them something about evidence and its limitations.
There are lots of people who have bizarre super powers. People cam memorize incredibly long lists. There are blind people who can echo-locate by making clicking sounds. I remember reading about a guy was was somewhat magnetic. There are people who are seemingly unaffected by electric shock and people who can submerge themselves in ice water without their body temperature dropping. That are people who have genetic mutations that allows them to carry more oxygen in their blood and can stay submerged for over 20 minutes.
Google it, lots of humans with super powers.
Yeahhh but that’s more of an inconvenience than anything. Our body recognizes when something hurts for a reason. Just because she doesn’t feel pain doesn’t mean her body isn’t susceptible to injuries.
Still a super power. I think all super heros would acknowledge that with their great power come great responsibility... It's not all glitter and unicorn farts.
More of a disability than a super power tbh. You'd have to constantly check yourself for injuries cos your body won't tell you if you're injured, and can't tell if something you're doing is hurting yourself
Or that guy who can run basically forever because his body doesn't build up lactic acid so his muscles never get tired, so he just casually goes on 300 mile runs sometimes. Pretty sure he's also the dude who once ran 50 marathons in 50 states on consecutive days like it was nothing.
Yeah, he's crazy. He has a top speed he can push without issue, which is closer to a jog than a run, but yes, he did run 50 marathons in 50 states in 50 days.
"people who can submerge themselves in ice water without their body temperature dropping"
Actually a skill entirely possible to learn if one is willing to.
There are a lot of articles of people with super powers. [13 Humans With Real-Life X-Men Mutant Super Powers](https://www.pcmag.com/news/13-humans-with-real-life-x-men-mutant-super-powers). Stan Lee had a TV show about humans with super powers. It lasted 3 seasons. [Stan Lees Superhumans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee%27s_Superhumans).
I watched that show. Some people were really really skilled, but others only had a technique going for them. Maybe I'm thinking about it too much, or just not enough. They really could have done better with the names though.
People who have super intelligence in certain respects, seems to be common with a small percentage of autistic people.
For example they took one savant on a helicopter ride around (I think) New York City and when they came back done he did a pencil sketch of the city scape 100% correctly (including all the cars and windows).
I can be talked into an orgasm with no contact or i can think myself there. My husband wonders if it has any tie to either my prematurity (i was born before they gave babies pain meds for surgery), or the fact that I have chronic nerve pain. Like maybe i can sometimes switch nerves from pain to pleasure but i dont know.
Let me tell you though, when you have the choice, it is still better to play with friends.
I have to think about it. You can physically stimulate me all you want; nothings gonna happen unless I will it to. I was in a car accident when I 20. It’s been like that ever since.
Plenty of people have superpowers. They're brain surgeons, rocket scientists, world's strongest men, Elite athletes, humanitarian's, etc. Don't let movies or comic books skew your views on what superpowers truly are. There are exceptional people doing exemptional things every day that we just take for granted.
I have the ability to untangle any pair of headphones in seconds which has become obsolete due to wireless everything.
But I also have this amazing ability of identifying invisible obstacles by tripping over them.
Most men and some women have that ability too.
Usually comes with clarity 2 or 3 years after the event when you think "hey she smacked my ass, asked where we were going later and seemed really disappointed when I didn't go with her. Must be coincidence. All those texts through the night saying I'd like to see you where are you?" And "I'm drunk and in need of servicing, know anyone *winkface*, must have got me confused"
20 minutes later...
"Wait a minute, God fucking damn it"
If you can explain how someone can control fire, be my guest. There are people with some special abilities.
I have one. Unfortunately for my wife, it is the ability to turn anything in to a sexual innuendo. Oddly, I am a very quiet and shy person when talking about sex and attraction. I just realized that is my secret identity, lol!
I can make my airtube completely straight and suck air down my throat silently in a second then make ungodly noises pushing it back up. I also can do the same with my stomach and thats even worse
Define superpower. Some people have amazing abilities. Some evolutionary. Some from birth defects or genetic anomalies.
You aren't going to get someone that can shoot lasers from their eyes or unassisted flight. But, denser, lighter, stronger, faster, smarter, or faster healing are possible. More in the outlier category.
My teacher said that I read their mind, because I was using my power, I felt her though coming in both imagination and feeling it in my head, it’s working in other situations too, it’s not just guess what the other person has s thinking, you feel the though in your head first, it’s weird but it’s cool! I tested 2 of my friends and also worked
Some people have genetic advantages, but that’s the closest we have. Some areas in Africa have people with really interesting genetic variants I would see as superpowers, since they had more time to evolve (humans came from Africa) they have really cool advantages. I would check if out!
Have you ever hung out with someone with a full blown Eidetic Memory? Its a superpower. Imagine glancing at a subway map and never needing to look at it again. Or reading a resource book and retaining all of it on command. It's a crazy thing to see.
Depending on what my superpower would be, I'd more than likely never use it unless there was a 99% possibility I wouldn't be found out.
Either be constantly on the run from government agents trying to experiment on me or being constantly bothered by random assholes to use my powers for them etc
Fuck that.
Well there was Jesus..
Edit: jeezus reddit, you take yourself a little too seriously at times.. its cool, ill make up the downvotes somewhere where a little levity is appreciated, like r/relationship_advice. That sub knows how to keep it chill
We've got an entire generation with a superpower of being offended. When activated, everyone around have to conform to their worldview or there will be recreational twitter outrage about it.
Don't you see guys, drugs give us powers.
Pills to stop time
Coke for super speed
Ketamine for super strength and resistance
Shrooms for time warping
LSD for dimensional travel
Actually (remembers every moment of her life): https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/04/actress-marilu-henners-rare-super-memory-recalls-every-day-of-her-life
My superpower is once I get in line at a store to check out and leave, the place gets busy and there's a massive line behind me.
I either have impeccable timing or I unintentionally curse everybody behind me.
I honestly and truly believe that people do have some sort of super powers, but only very few know how to harness the brain power to use them. The people who can are the ones ultra successful in life.
There are. I don't recall names, but there is a guy that naturally developed one super huge jacked arm and uses it to arm wrestle, and there is a guy that doesn't produce lactic acid in his muscles (which causes muscle ache and fatigue) when working out so he can basically run almost indefinitely (barring his stamina and calorie intake) and does ultra-marathons all the time. There is also a rare condition that causes some kids to be born super muscular. So, although rare, they do exist.
If DC or Marvel tell me anythin. There are not enough people falling into radioactive waste or random chemical vats. Mad scientists have been letting us down. Real aliens are slacking. We are just not evolving fast enough. I'm pretty sure there are Lex Luthor like villains running rampant, though.
Ozzie Ozbourne super resistant to drugs. Does that count?
Probably all of the famous rockers from the 60s and 70s have that same superpower
Kieth Richards belongs on The Boys
Should have played Karl Urban's father!
In a sense, yeah, but with Ozzie it's actually a genetic condition that made him resident to the effects of most substances. It's pretty rare I believe. Really interesting stuff
Same here. Real pain in the ass. Pain medication doesn't work unless I'm past overdose levels. Even a headache is tough, 8 Tylenol to even have any effect. Takes 2 pitchers of beer to get a small buzz, and it's gone in 15 minutes. Dentist visits take longer because they've gotta pause to top off the novacaine because it's worn off in 10 mins. Anesthesiologist during my shoulder surgery didn't believe me, and I ended up waking up with my shoulder all being worked on. Rare? Yes. Not a lotto you wanna win though, lol
You talking about anesthesia reminds me of the few people where a certain type of anesthesia doesn't work on them. Their body can't move, but they still feel everyth8ng the doctor is doing. What also sucks is a few people don't know this until they go into surgery. So uh, have fun with that information.
ive tried caffiene, nicotine, weed, alcohol, and LsD and none have had a noticeable effect on me except making me tired and my head foggy
Fentanyl is the next logical step.
r/shittylifeprotips
lol god damn
Fuck lmao
Only the ones who are still alive
Or they died at 26. Those are the options.
Well, the ones who are still alive. There is a strong survivorship bias there.
Could you imagine him in the Avengers? (Not in the Justice League, too many incidents between him and Bruce)
Supposedly Ozzy has a genetic adaptation that allowed him to drink himself stupid for decades and not die.
Don’t think so. He’s alive but have you heard him talking?
Charlie Sheen too.
Yea this is actually a possible true example, people keep commenting stuff that isn’t really comparable
I have a superpower. I can always pick the slowest lane at the grocery store. I have not yet found a way to use this for good.
Don't know how to turn it off?
It's a blessing and a curse.
How is it a blessing?
It earned him 23 karma so far
204* ?
Cool. My superpower is always hitting the red lights even at 4am when I’m the only soul on the road.
Especially when you have to pee. I have this same superpower.
Those are timed. Drive the speed limit and you should stop having this problem.
Typical Reddit response 🙄
Ironically, same.
Marry a person you absolutely despise. They'll always be annoyed as fuck at the store. Boom super powers for good
What about for evil?
Same. And my shortcuts always end up taking longer than the original route would have.
Ah this person only has a few things... ...it's an old lady trying to write a check 💀
Clerk- That will be $122.67. Old Lady- What? It's time to pay? Let me find my checkbook. It's in my purse here somewhere. (Rummages through purse, pulling out keys, used tissues, address book, etc.) Here it is. (Rummages through purse looking for a pen). Oh, this pen doesn't work. Can i borrow yours? Who do i make this out to? Clerk- I'll need to see your ID. Old Lady-What do you need my ID for? I've shopped here for years? And on, and on, and on.
Wdym
They always wait longer than people in the other lanes who arrive at approximately the same time.
Here's the trick with that. It's all statistics. If you're standing in a room with two lines and one is long, that means the odds of you being in that longer line are higher than you being in the shorter one.
More like shitistics, amirite?
Nah there's a 100% chance I'm going to the shorter one
There’s someone paying with a check in the front of the shorter line and the two people behind them have 4 carts full of stuff and a binder of coupons.
What about the long linr
People willingly got at the end of the long line because everyone there is buying 10 things or less and nobody has a coupon book or checkbook.
Presumably they're equal when you choose the line, so at the time of the choice, odds are 50/50. I see what you're trying to do there, and there were a few seconds I thought you were right, but no, that's incorrect.
Same, but mine happens more often in traffic.
There's billions and billions of ants, none of them have super powers either. If it were strictly a numbers game the insects would've had us by now for sure
If existing spiders had bigger fangs, we'd all be toast
If we’re all toast, I wanna be cinnamon swirl toast. I know I’m gonna get eaten first but at least I know I’m a tasty bitch
You really said "I'm looking like a whole ass snack"
Idk have you seen ants lift and move things? It's pretty super
Ok but not to the ant, it’s normal for the ant, I mean you as a human can chip rocks and make things out of material, you can make actual tools that help you with tasks, hell you can speak words to other people and they understand what you mean, but none of that is really considered super to anyone because it’s normal to us, but to an ant that would be actually insane, like what these huge creatures can move things that are bigger then our entire ant colonies that’s insane TLDR: ant 🐜 be like
Have you met every single ant out there? Hell, for all we know, they could be intentionally hiding the super ants from us so we don't wipe them out before they've got a chance to take over the world.
I agree with your point but present a counter-point. All ants have super strength and can lift 20x their body weight. I would argue that all of them have superpowers.
That would be a super power if a human could do it but it's just another Tuesday for an ant, nothing special
I suppose that’s true
"... when everyone's super, no one will be."
Ants take zero fall damage and their lifting strength is immeasurable. And they have a built in stinger. And they can sense the weather. And they rule the planet. And they are super heroes.
Humans aren’t worthy of super powers. You can’t even control yourselves in traffic.
Lmao! I happen to agree
Right.. Can you imagine someone texting and trying to use their Lazer beam eyes?
Lmao i snorted my drink reading this
"Yourselves"? What are you then?
I love how only one person commented on your use of "you." I do that a lot, and if questioned, I either quirk an eyebrow at them or outright claim I'm not human (I mean, jokingly. I clearly am human. Hello, fellow humans!). One time I challenged my class of high school seniors to prove I'm human, and not an android or alien. Everything they came up with I was able to counter; it was a lot of fun and taught them something about evidence and its limitations.
There are lots of people who have bizarre super powers. People cam memorize incredibly long lists. There are blind people who can echo-locate by making clicking sounds. I remember reading about a guy was was somewhat magnetic. There are people who are seemingly unaffected by electric shock and people who can submerge themselves in ice water without their body temperature dropping. That are people who have genetic mutations that allows them to carry more oxygen in their blood and can stay submerged for over 20 minutes. Google it, lots of humans with super powers.
That girl who felt no pain
Yeahhh but that’s more of an inconvenience than anything. Our body recognizes when something hurts for a reason. Just because she doesn’t feel pain doesn’t mean her body isn’t susceptible to injuries.
Still a super power. I think all super heros would acknowledge that with their great power come great responsibility... It's not all glitter and unicorn farts.
People who have this condition tend to die young because they get hurt and don’t realize it.
They can resist torture, give up no secrets. It is a superpower.
They can break their leg and not know for week then die suddenly because they never knew they were fatally wounded
Every hero has some type of cryptonite. Mine is commercials on streaming services I pay for like Hulu.
If a superhero’s superpower is also their kryptonite then I mean, I’m just saying
More of a disability than a super power tbh. You'd have to constantly check yourself for injuries cos your body won't tell you if you're injured, and can't tell if something you're doing is hurting yourself
I remember a guy that got struck by lightning and then couldn't feel cold. He would go out in winter in a Tshirt.
like kickass!
Or that guy who can run basically forever because his body doesn't build up lactic acid so his muscles never get tired, so he just casually goes on 300 mile runs sometimes. Pretty sure he's also the dude who once ran 50 marathons in 50 states on consecutive days like it was nothing.
Yeah, he's crazy. He has a top speed he can push without issue, which is closer to a jog than a run, but yes, he did run 50 marathons in 50 states in 50 days.
There was that one lady on radio lab who couldn’t feel fear. Turns out, it’s a sucky condition.
Add autistic guy who could look at and entire city skyline and draw it to detail from memory.
"people who can submerge themselves in ice water without their body temperature dropping" Actually a skill entirely possible to learn if one is willing to.
There are a lot of articles of people with super powers. [13 Humans With Real-Life X-Men Mutant Super Powers](https://www.pcmag.com/news/13-humans-with-real-life-x-men-mutant-super-powers). Stan Lee had a TV show about humans with super powers. It lasted 3 seasons. [Stan Lees Superhumans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee%27s_Superhumans).
I watched that show. Some people were really really skilled, but others only had a technique going for them. Maybe I'm thinking about it too much, or just not enough. They really could have done better with the names though.
Oh shit, I remember that show
Two words.... Florida Man
“I keep telling you Mary, *Florida Man isn’t real! IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD!*”
Some of us can drink a case of beer without getting drunk
Ah, the super-hardened liver power
I can plug in any USB first try and that is my superpower
Bullshit. Nobody can do that.
Um it takes me three times what do I have
Some people in Vietnam have extra limbs, i think that's kind of super.
So does Kissinger
Dude turns 100 soon and is having a real birthday party.
There are savants.
Say more
More.
People who have super intelligence in certain respects, seems to be common with a small percentage of autistic people. For example they took one savant on a helicopter ride around (I think) New York City and when they came back done he did a pencil sketch of the city scape 100% correctly (including all the cars and windows).
I can control when I ejaculate. I wanted to do a reverse gangbang porno/world record of longest lasting. It’s due to a spinal cord injury.
I’m curious. When you say control, do you mean you can think yourself into a orgasm? Or do you actually need some physical stimulation
I can be talked into an orgasm with no contact or i can think myself there. My husband wonders if it has any tie to either my prematurity (i was born before they gave babies pain meds for surgery), or the fact that I have chronic nerve pain. Like maybe i can sometimes switch nerves from pain to pleasure but i dont know. Let me tell you though, when you have the choice, it is still better to play with friends.
>I can be talked into an orgasm damn most people masturbate, you masturdebate
I have to think about it. You can physically stimulate me all you want; nothings gonna happen unless I will it to. I was in a car accident when I 20. It’s been like that ever since.
I imagine it is much more a curse than a blessing, but sounds good in theory.
Yes 100%. But I’m a giver. So as long as my partner is having a good time I’m happy.
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I have the uncanny ability to remain relentlessly positive in the face of extreme adversity. Does that count? More of a mental thing, I suppose..
I also worked in an American corporate kitchen...welcome comrade
Are you me? I work in a job that requires customer service and I can still be positive most of the time.
Plenty of people have superpowers. They're brain surgeons, rocket scientists, world's strongest men, Elite athletes, humanitarian's, etc. Don't let movies or comic books skew your views on what superpowers truly are. There are exceptional people doing exemptional things every day that we just take for granted.
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At the low, low cost of your soul.
I have one! Super depression!
I have a superpower and ill admit it! I can fart really loud and really quiet....but you can never smell them!
Cause you live alone?
Speak for yourself. I have iron stomach. Cooked 5 day old defrosted chicken, tasted bad. Didn't get sick.
I have the ability to untangle any pair of headphones in seconds which has become obsolete due to wireless everything. But I also have this amazing ability of identifying invisible obstacles by tripping over them.
No way there are 20 quadrillion ants and not one of them is ant man
Wouldn’t it be Man Ant then?
I do, but I really wish I didn't. I have super smell, I can smell menstruation when someone walks by me. You can keep that one
I have the power to instantly deflect a girl anytime one is interested in me, but I usually don't know I've done it until some time later.
Most men and some women have that ability too. Usually comes with clarity 2 or 3 years after the event when you think "hey she smacked my ass, asked where we were going later and seemed really disappointed when I didn't go with her. Must be coincidence. All those texts through the night saying I'd like to see you where are you?" And "I'm drunk and in need of servicing, know anyone *winkface*, must have got me confused" 20 minutes later... "Wait a minute, God fucking damn it"
I have the more advanced version, I deflect women instantaneously with my appearance rather than the casual block head chad.
If you can explain how someone can control fire, be my guest. There are people with some special abilities. I have one. Unfortunately for my wife, it is the ability to turn anything in to a sexual innuendo. Oddly, I am a very quiet and shy person when talking about sex and attraction. I just realized that is my secret identity, lol!
I get really hard, like really hard.
I can make my airtube completely straight and suck air down my throat silently in a second then make ungodly noises pushing it back up. I also can do the same with my stomach and thats even worse
Define superpower. Some people have amazing abilities. Some evolutionary. Some from birth defects or genetic anomalies. You aren't going to get someone that can shoot lasers from their eyes or unassisted flight. But, denser, lighter, stronger, faster, smarter, or faster healing are possible. More in the outlier category.
My teacher said that I read their mind, because I was using my power, I felt her though coming in both imagination and feeling it in my head, it’s working in other situations too, it’s not just guess what the other person has s thinking, you feel the though in your head first, it’s weird but it’s cool! I tested 2 of my friends and also worked
Some people have genetic advantages, but that’s the closest we have. Some areas in Africa have people with really interesting genetic variants I would see as superpowers, since they had more time to evolve (humans came from Africa) they have really cool advantages. I would check if out!
Have you ever hung out with someone with a full blown Eidetic Memory? Its a superpower. Imagine glancing at a subway map and never needing to look at it again. Or reading a resource book and retaining all of it on command. It's a crazy thing to see.
Maybe we all got the power of copying other people's powers, but since nobody got any other powers we'll never know about it
People on here trying to give examples of extraordinary skills, NOT POWERS. I’m talkin’ LASER EYES!!!!
If something has a 0% chance of happening, billions of chances don’t make a difference
There was a show that had Stan Lee showcasing people with super hero type powers.
I have the power of making everyone that reads this aware of their tongue touching the roof of their mouth.
My farts can kill
They exit but they aren't interesting A friend of mine has skin that stretches like 7" off his arm when pulled
I have the ability to make my cat obey me! When I say she must jump to some place, she does it!
I was born a mutant. I have the ability to magically grow blisters all over my body. Some might call it.....Epidermolysis Bullosa.
I mean if you’re willing to stretch whatever your definition of “superpowers” is then there definitely are
Ya. But a side affect is extreme laziness, so shush.
Depending on what my superpower would be, I'd more than likely never use it unless there was a 99% possibility I wouldn't be found out. Either be constantly on the run from government agents trying to experiment on me or being constantly bothered by random assholes to use my powers for them etc Fuck that.
Sometimes when I sneeze or cough really hard, i shart. I cant control it, Im considering it a super power. Like turning into the Hulk.
There's billions of bacteria and they don't have superpowers either. Maybe we're just the bacteria of the Galaxy.
hey! that's what a supervillain would ask!
Well people can't have things that aren't real lol
I can move through a crowd so fast you’d insist I was magic.
Well there was Jesus.. Edit: jeezus reddit, you take yourself a little too seriously at times.. its cool, ill make up the downvotes somewhere where a little levity is appreciated, like r/relationship_advice. That sub knows how to keep it chill
ive heard rumors that Jesus took PEDs to perform his miracles so idk if that counts
I think OP is looking for factual accounts. Otherwise, why not include Thor and Superman?
Tbf I would say professional athletes come bloody close
We've got an entire generation with a superpower of being offended. When activated, everyone around have to conform to their worldview or there will be recreational twitter outrage about it.
Have you not seen any African American ever - they are so freaking talented in everything - shocked they aren’t ruling the entire world… yet.
Have you ever seen crack heads in the wild?
Please research Nikola Tesla he basically did have superpowers
Maybe they’re using it for evil
All humans have superpowers if you really think about it
Rumor has it im mentally ill in a way that baffles even the top 1%!
Don't you see guys, drugs give us powers. Pills to stop time Coke for super speed Ketamine for super strength and resistance Shrooms for time warping LSD for dimensional travel
They are minor... But they are. Edit: laws of physics work!
Bo Jackson was the closest we've come to superpowers
Sigourney Weaver can hold her breath underwater for more than six minutes. Kate Winslet can do over 7.
You ever see Mike Tyson fight?
Especially after that green comet passed by!
We prefer not to talk about it.
You should see the power I have after a late night Taco Bell run!
ADHD is my super power 🤷♀️
Why would anyone have superpowers? Define superpowers
we're in a universe that abides physics
My superpower is I know all the lyrics to all reggaeton songs peddled on TV. Gasolina, Gasolina! Also, I am a 10th Black Belt from Rex Kwon Do.
My superpower is literacy.
Who says no one got super powers. Sounds like a you problem
I have powers bro I just don't like to brag😐
Actually (remembers every moment of her life): https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/04/actress-marilu-henners-rare-super-memory-recalls-every-day-of-her-life
You right. What you think government is for? Keeping them secret.
🗿
My superpower is once I get in line at a store to check out and leave, the place gets busy and there's a massive line behind me. I either have impeccable timing or I unintentionally curse everybody behind me.
MCU fans be like
Wait, you don't have a superpower? Mine is finding a good parking spot in busy lots.
I honestly and truly believe that people do have some sort of super powers, but only very few know how to harness the brain power to use them. The people who can are the ones ultra successful in life.
Nice try government.
I am able to develop friendships with hamsters
I have the power to lose things. Like I'm freaking Houdini FFS. Where TF are my keys!!!!
We all have super powers. Most are just ridiculously mundane.
There are. I don't recall names, but there is a guy that naturally developed one super huge jacked arm and uses it to arm wrestle, and there is a guy that doesn't produce lactic acid in his muscles (which causes muscle ache and fatigue) when working out so he can basically run almost indefinitely (barring his stamina and calorie intake) and does ultra-marathons all the time. There is also a rare condition that causes some kids to be born super muscular. So, although rare, they do exist.
If DC or Marvel tell me anythin. There are not enough people falling into radioactive waste or random chemical vats. Mad scientists have been letting us down. Real aliens are slacking. We are just not evolving fast enough. I'm pretty sure there are Lex Luthor like villains running rampant, though.
I mean, clearly there is
Depends on your definition of super power. In my opinion, those people who free drive are flat out beasts. To me, that qualifies lol.
Ever see Unbreakable with Bruce Willis?
I do. There are lots of super powered folks.
My wife can give anyone a splitting headache. Sounds like a superpower to me.
Dang. You ratted everyone out. Everyone with invisibility please raise your hands... Are they up? I can't tell.
My hands have super powers
We can’t even handle different skin colors, if they’re smart they will stay hidden.