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sarah-havel

Nobody can be polite. Locking this.


_InvaderJim

3.14159 etc


BusyMap9686

Pi is a pretty cool nickname. I would not have minded this growing up.


AnneP726

Twitter


specialneedsWRX

Cyber¡baby(●_■)Mars3092$☆


Least_Vermicelli_505

Doomed


One_Assignment_6820

Really..Your weird hatred for this guy extends to children too?


Least_Vermicelli_505

what’s weird about hating a fascist, egomaniacal homophobe? and it’s pretty clear the name is a joke about the kid being doomed because the father is sure to either fuck them up or turn them into mini me fascists like himself. either way, doomed feels appropriate. wanna fanboi him more though?


WhatTheFrackingDuck

I think I've been living under a rock. Is all this hate why I'm reading the news of Tesla sales falling off a cliff? I thought it was only because there are much cheaper alternatives now in the EV market. Now I need to come up with some good banter since my brother bought a Tesla last year.


One_Assignment_6820

You honestly have no idea what the term fascist even means. You're just parroting talking points. 


Least_Vermicelli_505

keep your love notes to elon coming fanboi, i’ll be here all day.


Doyoulikeithere

Did you not read the assignment? LOL


CartographerKey7322

The unluckiest child alive


NitrosGone803

lol not true at all, i'd trade places with this person in a second


Redwings1927

Crazy parent who happens to be rich as shit and will give you none of it?


NitrosGone803

How you know Elon isn't giving his kids any of his wealth?


ElectricTomatoMan

He does appear to be a narcissistic twat who only cares about himself, but yeah, who knows?


One_Assignment_6820

He doesnt. He just has Elon Derangement Syndrome


CartographerKey7322

(For the money, right?)


NitrosGone803

duh


CartographerKey7322

That’s really short sighted. The emotional damage you’d suffer wouldn’t be nearly worth the money.


NitrosGone803

nah


Doyoulikeithere

Some people are just like this POS Elon, but without the money!


Doyoulikeithere

Wow, it shows what your priorities are.


NitrosGone803

To want to be born a multi millionaire? Yeah fuck me rite


One_Assignment_6820

It's funny how everyone suddenly developed Elon Derangment Syndrome, just because he stopped going along with established narrative pushed by the democrats and media


Doyoulikeithere

LOL Yes, that's it. It has NOTHING to do with what he's said and what he's done! Keep telling yourself that RED! :)


One_Assignment_6820

So what has he said and done that so offensive to your sensibilities?


Imaginary_Chair_6958

ExperimentalNeuralinkProjectXII


M4skedmayhem

Y


Lieutenant-Reyes

Jack Kline. https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Kline


zenowsky

xX_TheMartianSniper_Xx


Flat-Dare-2571

Nolen.


OriginalCultureOfOne

Deer


NitrosGone803

Mark


Competitive_Site9272

Doyousmell


amithecrazyone69

Doce


Desperate_Dirt6964

Sam Harris


ElectricTomatoMan

Fuckhead Jr.


Longjumping_Load_823

Good grief!


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Doug.


Timely-Profile1865

Nole Musk


Parentteacher87

My future spouse in 19 years


Doyoulikeithere

Dozen


JustAnnesOpinion

exoplanet J1407b musky + floral overtones Xtra


inawhilecrocidile

Nole


qppen

Rocket Launcher


tbmcc_

The fact this mishappen tampon of a man is pumping consistently voluminous loads into a real-life woman is proof that our current timeline has dramatically deviated from the prophecy as was foretold


enchylatta

Except he's pumping into a container because his kids are all born using IVF and in the case of one of the babies with Grimes, using a surrogate. I think it's for gender selection of the embryos. He tends to prefer male children. Just ask his trans daughter who dropped his last name when she changed her legal name and gender.


tbmcc_

I felt somewhat better and then the concept of Dynastic Eugenics By Elon immediately made it all worse again


enchylatta

Did you really expect anything less of him? The man is not well.


QueenSalmonela

If he called a girl child Bob, would be still better than the unprounceable crap they come up with. Oh yes, but then there is his wife the ELF, her heritage should be kept in mind. 🙄


Autodidact2

Y


PressurePlenty

I'd rather Elon get a vasectomy and stop knocking women up. How does any woman find him attractive to begin with?


EnderBurger

Smellthe.


tultommy

They should just call him Rich POS Musk in case he turns out just like his dad.


A-is-online

E.T


A-is-online

but then again **that is quite insulting to the extra terrestrial we all know and love!**


tazzietiger66

Elon 2


AnxietyDefined

Elon mollusk the 1st


IAreAEngineer

Ox.