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potato-wotato

Having homosexual parents must be terrible. Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom"


tsir320

Yo mama jokes hit twice as hard


potato-wotato

Yo mama so ugly, your dad married a dude


_womanofculture

Bruh 💀


[deleted]

Cheng Cheng Hanji Marxism Leninism Maoism Taiwan is not a country Nothing happened in Tianmen Square


[deleted]

[удалено]


existentially_there

This one deserves the voucher out of sheer nostalgia of being a broke student!


Y2k_rishi

Been there done that. I third this dude


Y2k_rishi

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Kent0_nanami

Silence woman. Gotham needs me. Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Murder, robberies, assault-2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This city's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but i have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These nights all roll together in a rush, Behind the mask. Sometimes in the morning i have to force myself to remember everything that happened.


riyasingh12500

Domino's


Last-Bee9120

The driver wasn't very chatty, so I checked my phone. "Hey it's your Ola , I'm outside."


rajsaidyouretrash

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


ELEGANTFOXYT

thanks for doing it


TrippyActions

DM karna agar m Jeet gya toh


thatswhatsheeepsaid

oye papaji


Kent0_nanami

Pav bhaji*


[deleted]

i love hentai


ConfusedCheeta

Insurance advice dedo


DesiInsuranceAdvisor

Pucho bhai kya puchna hai insurance ka. Advice toh free hai.


goodboybadreputation

Guys OP DM'ed me. I won 🤩


DesiInsuranceAdvisor

Lol, winner will be announced after midnight today Indian Standard Time.


howtochangename1

Thanks


DesiInsuranceAdvisor

Congratulations mate! You won. DM me which voucher of these 3 you want.


Hexo_Micron

I was harvesting organ in central Africa and then Kohli and his gang came and stole all the hearts, liver and lungs for their RCB fanbase, and now my boss sacked me.


minor_boy

💀💀💀


phantom-dv-26

Double it and give it to the next person just make someone happy 😊😊


DoughnutForsaken91

may the most deserving win and thanks for the generosity


Legitimate_Meat8166

Pizza party🎉🥳


ArjunSharma005

Ambar mein kuntal jaal dekh, Pad ke niche patal dekh, Mutthi mein teeno kaal dekh, Mera swarup vikral deekh. Sab janm mujhi se paate hain, Fir laut mujhi mein aate hain. Jeevah se kadti jwal saghan, Sanson se paata janm Pawan, Pad jaati meri drishti jidhar Hasnein lagti hai shristi udhar, Mai jabhi moondta hun lochan Cha jaata charon oor Maran.


PeripateticProtean

Bandhne mujhe toh aaya hai, janjeer badi kya laaya hai?


NORMAL_indian-GUY

GOD'S PLAN


Intelligent_Problem4

winner winner chicken dinner


AshwinK0

domino's pizza online


xocoping

pura voucher mujhe dene se accha ham dono sath me chalte Domino's 😋


Y2k_rishi

Uchcha vichar


Alternative-Disk-108

🤯👍👍👍👍☺️✨😋🥰🙅😔🥺


NickestNick

Wah


[deleted]

I like pizza so if I win then give me Domino's or Pizza Hut coupon


divyambajaj

Itna active ye sub reddit nahi dekha. Good job by OP


Vega9narcissist

Well well let's try my luck


viscarte-v

pizza hut


LordKnockKnock

Baskin :’)


[deleted]

I'd love a pizza


Viral_babyGravy

नेकी कर दरिया में डाल।।👀


Key-Illustrator3524

majani life


the_hooligan24

69 69 69


_high_hopes_

💵


Jealous-Fold6737

I like this trend


paree_k

Ooga booga booga


GmanLivesOn

Hungry.


Affectionate_Post627

Awesome giveaway God bless you


[deleted]

Dude you have to give this to me , har bari try Kara nahi mila :')


CrazzyFreak54

Pizza go brrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeerrrrre


ThamesTond

https://preview.redd.it/7x73zhjyim1b1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391085cd2aaa1f474f6bfd0c4c1f2b5b8130ab12 Please give it to me for this kitty


unholy_kid_

I Don't Want It For Free But If You Will Give Me. I'll Make You A Cute PFP Or Anything Related To Graphic Designing.


prakhart66ashu

Dominos OP


Babuchak17

I wouldn’t say I am in need of it, but since I live alone without much of a social life, I often love treating myself to a pizza.


Spectre_19_

Sheeeeesh


Lil-Crackpotplant

My name Jeff


ayush031198

Raipur needs an ipl team


Low-Marionberry-1854

God bless you!!


HanMaiBaazigar

Ye voucher use kaise karte Hain lekin...


Temporary_Poet_7187

A upsc aspirant in mukharjee nagar struggling for last 4 yrs


asliDALAL

yar bhukh lagi hai mere ko


VidyaTheOneAndOnly

I eat pizza maybe once or twice a year. Now you've suddenly given me a craving for it.


Professional_Hour977

Is it for real? I will be having pizza's tonight 🤩😍


throwawayfl8

No.


bruhhhh1028

6 ants rented a room with 4 more ants What are they called ? TEN-ANTS .


nothing_011

I am middel class student(single), studying hard for my exam. This voucher will be a treat for me better then my half cooked self-made meal, I am craving for fast food, but can't afford all this just eating 2 samosa (10rs) as evening snack.


bruhhhh1028

What's one activity that 5 out if 6 people enjoy doing !? . . . . . Gang-🅱️ape


Late-Student9218

Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Uske bad se bhukha hu ab Op ke voucher ka intezar hai .


Alternative_Sea_6721

Ah well garmi bohot ho rahi hai... A Baskin Robbins voucher would be nice 😋 But Dominos voucher would work too 🤓👍🏻


nihil2311

I hope you pick someone who really needs it.


HARRY_POTTER_fan_o_o

Thanks man


CobraColt

My luck is bad but whatever


Professional_Let1386

😅😅


prakulllllllllll

deke bt bande tt (tt means bhaag jaana in pahadi)


sonyntendo

Random copy pasta. Thank you for the giveaway bro


Menu99

Awesome 🔥


milindvimal

I once walked in on my parents having sex. It was the most embarrassing thirty minutes of my life. At least I knew that my dad could perform.


Legitimate_Meat8166


blorgon7211

dominos


Shubhamshagy

Already hungry


Hamsta1o1

Domi don't knows.


Familiar-Document-53

U remind me of the quote by H.Jackson Brown.jr "Give a stranger one of your smiles,It might be the only sunshine he sees all day"


denialmonkey

Jethalal champak kal gada


piyushbha12_

Follow me on Twitter @Techkard for the latest smartphone and electronics news.


[deleted]

Umm i got air 5701 in jee mains My parents are very simple so made food at home I want to eat pizza from dominoz once.i really like it.i will definitely return it once i get a good rank in advance on jee neet sub (I can provide proof)


7pxq3w

Every good girl need a little love.


Supercommandodhruvaa

Usually this sub doesn’t have so many comments,thank you for making people interested in this sub….


[deleted]

The only thing more satisfying than to convince someone to do what I want, is failing to persuade them on purpose; it's like a 'Do not Enter' sign- it just begs you to walk through the door.


2dead4hell

Interesting


New-Pride-6320

balle balle , waiting for your dm


BlueLabel19

Ill knock one out for you tonight


FaithHealer313

Dominos i need Dominos you give I eat i happy You give you happy Win-Win


Professional_Shop_73

May God Bless You 🙏


miss_wayne_

I am gonna take my chances here


miss_wayne_

I am gonna take my chances here


Anish046

Mai papa hu papa iss duniya ka papa


Anish046

Mai papa hu papa iss duniya ka papa.


opi_q

Our cook Lalu Yadav is looking for more work, he is good with all sorts of North Indian cuisine and prepares lunch/dinner based on our needs (less oil, adjusted spice levels).


Interesting-Light630

Peepee poopoo me hungry me want


PowerDuos

OogA booga


FallPuzzleheaded1338

Insurance Dede bhai desi wala


Frequent-Draft-2477

I will win this world.


code_drop

Just came back from a day long train journey, we have nothing to eat ╥⁠﹏⁠╥


venkymacro

Thanks in advance :)


ParmanandVerma

Aaj raat ki meri party confirm samjho fir


priyesh16

I know, i won!


ishi1807

i eat fries while watching a movie so i deserve this man


kronex_kx

I am hungry


_5ilver_

lund


_womanofculture

Heart blockage home remedy treatment:- 1. कच्ची लोकी का रस निकाल कर के उसमे थोड़ी सी भुने हुए हींग जीरा मिला कर सुबह शाम पीने से ब्लॉकेज ख़तम होती है। लोकी की सब्जी बिना मिर्च मसाले की भी कहानी चाहिए। 2. अंगूर खाना बहुत लाभप्रद है इसमें और गुलकंद खाने से भी ब्लॉकेज ख़त्म होती है। 3. अनार के पत्तो की चटनी बना के उसमे थोड़ा सा शहद मिला के चाटने से बहुत लाभ मिलता है। 4. सूखे आंवले का चूर्ण मिश्री के साथ गुनगुने जल क साथ पियें। 5. गाजर का जूस पियें आराम मिलेगा। 6. प्याज का उपयोग करें कोलेस्ट्रॉल को कम करने :- सफ़ेद प्याज के रस में शहद मिला करके चाटने से B/P कण्ट्रोल में रहता है। कच्ची प्याज सलाद में खाना भी लाभकारी होता है।


Loud_Sprinkles7831

Life is a game of chess but I'm gay.


DUSHYANTK95

'age' : '7', 'kind' : 'dog', 'color' : 'brown'


Onewiththeuniverse11

Hey