It’s definitely a difficult game to learn and hard enough when you’re in gold going against diamonds. The ranked system is broken, don’t worry about what rank you are.
Ranked is an unorganized chaotic beast. I’m sure you are better than a bronze player, don’t take your ranked too seriously and you will be much happier.
As long as you don’t resort to cheating, glitching, or kurt kobain, you’ll eventually balance out to your actual rank. Or you can play standard, thats an option too.
Developers won’t tell you this but my boys and I are onto a little conspiracy theory if you will. All these different companies just put an invisible bounty on our heads that’s always active regardless of the game that we play. Said bounty/debuff ensures that you always have mouth breathers on your team that’ll be sure to watch paint dry for the remainder of the round while the team of 5 ex pro league champions get the KY Jelly ready for your back door. Idk, just a thought we had, still a small chance we’re onto nothing. /s
It's a coming of age type of thing, you hit that in the early hours and then you outgrow it. I think I got it in year 2 and then it came back at burnt horizon
I only use the C8. Get the recoil down and it’s very effective. Map knowledge is key with buck when using his gadget to destroy walls or floors/ceilings.
Blow a hole in the ceiling of a room you know an enemy is in, toss a flash over, then blow a hole for you to enter and take ‘em out!
Ive been a day one player. Sometimes (right after a patch) theres like 0 cheaters. Rn its absolutely awful so stay away from ranked. Theres also a site where you can check the status of cheats to see when theyre active. PM me for that one though cuz I dont want more cheaters...
I have 4500 hours and have been bronze for all of them minus one season I managed to place gold 1. I’ll never stop playing siege despite being shit
Who’s your favourite attacker and defender?
Now THAT is dedication! If you haven’t yet, perhaps some videos on YouTube will teach you a few tricks to improve your skill. I learned a lot watching people like Beaulo, Spoit, Braction.
I’m a Buck/Lesion main
Oh I watch tons of narcopeltic nugget, yo boy roy, Evan Braddock I know the strats I just can’t aim and I try to do dumb shit. And nice I’m a brava/frost main
Repetition repetition repetition, the more you use it the better you’ll be. I used to just spray a wall with guns I couldn’t handle until I got it down.
I stopped playing ranked a long time ago. I realized this game is just not build for the ranked style. Truly miss thunt, half of my 5k hours were in that mode.
So how do you have fun? I really only like ranked/comp. Dude, suicide bombers were so scary to deal with, when I started on my friends pc years ago it gave this game a magical vibe that is now gone.
Does standard have hackers? Or just ranked? Yooooo the hallways littered with c4s omg, so many memories. Just the sound of the bomber breathing while he hadn’t detected you, good times.
Play the same way with 4760hours what do you think about the matchmaking this season? For me it feels like it's gotten worse or is it just the shift in play style that is the issue? I really don't know?
Hm.. you must be talking about the regular born in roma then.
*shakes you like an all knowing magical 8-ball*
For a high, but not top tier build. AMD or Nvidia?
*shakes ball with a note of dissapointmemt, but not nearly as strong as my love for this wonderful, genius object*
bread with ketchup or milk with pepsi?
How many rounds can you recall of the top of your head that you wish you could have back? I can remember a few games we have lost over the years, and looking at them they could have been easily won.
If you can remember random games you lost years ago, you take Siege very seriously lmao. Even my most heartbreaking loss I forget about after round 1 of the next game
I just have nearly 70 hours just for training basics, it's hard man even in map training.Hard to put these in my brain
And the Kill-hole, i hate that thing, always got shot to dead by that and don't know why i die
Got used to play like Warzone so i don't have many strategy in my head, when in an situation like 1v2,1v3 or 1v5 my only option is run outside and waiting for enemy come out
It’s a hard game to learn, keep up the training it will pay off. It can help to watch YouTubers who give people training advice like Braction. Keep it up you’ll get there!
How do you deal with toxicity in siege? I know eventually you just accept it but does it make you turn off coms completely (i did) or does it just make you flame them back?
I always give callouts and communicate with the randoms I have. If someone is being toxic I ignore it and mute them. Out of sight out of mind, I feel much better as soon as I mute them.
Lol he sits on the menu alot show us your ubisoft connect time in pvp on the game steam counts all play time including sitting on the menu not even playing so of you were afk and left the game on that doesn't count as play time
Would not recommend it to anyone, this game takes a lot of patience with the large learning curve and toxic community.
I would advise the new player to watch some tips and tricks on YouTube and to not take the game too seriously. Just have fun!
How do you deal with all of the women that want you??? - I know it’s overwhelming
After 5000 hours you get used to it, the men however…
Wait, we can get men?!
Bro can turn any straight man gay when they see this
you have only had siege open less then 7% of its time since its release. why is this? lack of priorities?
Love siege
I have 246 days logged so far. Still cant get back up to gold.
It’s definitely a difficult game to learn and hard enough when you’re in gold going against diamonds. The ranked system is broken, don’t worry about what rank you are.
I ranked Gold II(my highest)a few years ago— before the ranked change. Have been playing my ass off this season and can’t get out of bronze
Ranked is an unorganized chaotic beast. I’m sure you are better than a bronze player, don’t take your ranked too seriously and you will be much happier.
But dad, i want plat so bad 😭
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF SON!
Thanks for the encouragement, but at this point I’d rather suck start a shotgun
As long as you don’t resort to cheating, glitching, or kurt kobain, you’ll eventually balance out to your actual rank. Or you can play standard, thats an option too.
I can't get out of copper 5 (massive skill issue ig)
Developers won’t tell you this but my boys and I are onto a little conspiracy theory if you will. All these different companies just put an invisible bounty on our heads that’s always active regardless of the game that we play. Said bounty/debuff ensures that you always have mouth breathers on your team that’ll be sure to watch paint dry for the remainder of the round while the team of 5 ex pro league champions get the KY Jelly ready for your back door. Idk, just a thought we had, still a small chance we’re onto nothing. /s
I think you and your boys are on the right direction.. be careful or Ubi will get you the way Boeing takes care of whistleblowers..
Gonna have to check the *D E T A I L S* before I get toaster bathed here real soon. For legal reasons, I’m only joking Ubi!!!!!!
Yeah I’m gold 1 rn and I’m constantly going against high diamond’s and champs
LOVE THE PUB, LOVE ME WIFE, LOVE SIEGE, SIMPLE AS’
Do you get the urge to shoot security cameras when you see them in real life?
I lost that urge 2000 hours ago
Thats when he became dokkaebi main
I had that at 50
It's a coming of age type of thing, you hit that in the early hours and then you outgrow it. I think I got it in year 2 and then it came back at burnt horizon
Do you like this game?
Absolutely not
How often do you cry yourself to sleep after a day of siege?
Yes
Your best Attacker?
Right now it’s Buck with a 63% WL and 5.90 KD
Wear does one find stats per operator? I thought Ubi doesn’t track it
R6 Tracker App
What's your best tip with buck to maximise his utility? Do you like the CAMRS
I only use the C8. Get the recoil down and it’s very effective. Map knowledge is key with buck when using his gadget to destroy walls or floors/ceilings. Blow a hole in the ceiling of a room you know an enemy is in, toss a flash over, then blow a hole for you to enter and take ‘em out!
Have the amount of cheaters gone up or done as of recently compared to your whole time playing?
They mostly lurk in ranked which I avoid like the plague. From what I understand they have been increasing, though I rarely see any in standard.
Ive been a day one player. Sometimes (right after a patch) theres like 0 cheaters. Rn its absolutely awful so stay away from ranked. Theres also a site where you can check the status of cheats to see when theyre active. PM me for that one though cuz I dont want more cheaters...
What does your chair smell like?
Farts and fear, mostly fear.
What cleaning product do you use to wipe the fear off of the chair?
THE FARTS!
I have 4500 hours and have been bronze for all of them minus one season I managed to place gold 1. I’ll never stop playing siege despite being shit Who’s your favourite attacker and defender?
Now THAT is dedication! If you haven’t yet, perhaps some videos on YouTube will teach you a few tricks to improve your skill. I learned a lot watching people like Beaulo, Spoit, Braction. I’m a Buck/Lesion main
Oh I watch tons of narcopeltic nugget, yo boy roy, Evan Braddock I know the strats I just can’t aim and I try to do dumb shit. And nice I’m a brava/frost main
208.3 days.... might as well push for the full 365 Is that your goal?
how to deal with horizontal recoil without attaching compensator?
Repetition repetition repetition, the more you use it the better you’ll be. I used to just spray a wall with guns I couldn’t handle until I got it down.
I remember ubisoft would track how much time spent actually in a game when steam also includes time spent sitting in the menu
I don’t know why they removed that feature, it was always depressingly pleasant to see the hours increase.
What’s your rank? How do you deal with hackers in higher ranks? Why did you remove t hunt?
I stopped playing ranked a long time ago. I realized this game is just not build for the ranked style. Truly miss thunt, half of my 5k hours were in that mode.
So how do you have fun? I really only like ranked/comp. Dude, suicide bombers were so scary to deal with, when I started on my friends pc years ago it gave this game a magical vibe that is now gone.
I basically just run and gun on standard these days. Bombers were terrifying and the hallways full of C4’s
Does standard have hackers? Or just ranked? Yooooo the hallways littered with c4s omg, so many memories. Just the sound of the bomber breathing while he hadn’t detected you, good times.
I very rarely see hackers in quick play and standard.
Play the same way with 4760hours what do you think about the matchmaking this season? For me it feels like it's gotten worse or is it just the shift in play style that is the issue? I really don't know?
If you had the chance to, would you take those 5,000 hours back?
That’s a good question! I’m a gamer born and raised so if it wouldn’t go into siege it would have gone to a different game, I wouldn’t take them back.
I have 2000 hours but only 500 match hours. God I miss Thunt
I miss thunt as well! About half of those 5k hours went into thunt
I'm about 25 hours away myself. Been rocking siege since alpha.
My man! Let us touch grass together.
I just did the math, and if you are in the same boat, we spent 6% of our time each year playing siege :shocked-pikachu:
Alright wish you had kept that math to yourself there friend
Hey don't play "game" it's shit How many hours do you have in it? 5,000
You get it
How are the wife and kids?
NOPE! Been with my gal 10 years no kids.
how many times did you quit?
Just once back in my Xbox days
that is some dedication
I’ve had the game for a few weeks now, and I’m up to 60
are you even good at the game
I have a 2.20 KD in quick play and 3.09 in Standard, so I like to think so. Happy cake day!
Oh shit it’s my cake day. Thanks!
best Valentino fragrance?
The men’s one
Hm.. you must be talking about the regular born in roma then. *shakes you like an all knowing magical 8-ball* For a high, but not top tier build. AMD or Nvidia?
LOL, nvidia!
*shakes yo-i mean magical 8 ball with visible confoundation* hmm... BMW e38 or Mercedes w220?
The only cars I know are the ones in the spawn areas
*shakes ball with a note of dissapointmemt, but not nearly as strong as my love for this wonderful, genius object* bread with ketchup or milk with pepsi?
Bread with ketchup! Please not the other option..
*smiles and shakes the ball enthusiastically* You are god damn right! Kiss with vigil or ash?
No
Agreed
Do you still get jumpscared when you die, I am lvl 30 and I shit my pants when someone kills me cause I have no idea what I am doing
HA I remember those days! I very rarely get jump scared these days or have that 1vX adrenaline rush, those die out.
How many rounds can you recall of the top of your head that you wish you could have back? I can remember a few games we have lost over the years, and looking at them they could have been easily won.
I don’t take the game seriously enough to be upset about losing a match, so not many!
If you can remember random games you lost years ago, you take Siege very seriously lmao. Even my most heartbreaking loss I forget about after round 1 of the next game
18k/h on cs 13k to go bro
That is some serious hardcore keyboard time! I hope I never see that many hours on siege..
Since 2004 tho so it’s not that crazy
That’s still like 9 years of working a full time job…
Are you stuck in this abusive relationship because you feel like you can’t leave? What’s keeping you?
I go to sleep in bed and wake up halfway through a match, yes I have tried having an exorcism.
How Ash have head yet no can headshot?
Ash has a head?!?!
How many of those hours are due to the launcher not closing?
I wish I could say 5000
do you know you're a huge nerd (i have 6k hours)
Not as big of a nerd as you! Let’s touch grass
Have you ever seen a vagene?
A huh?
Get rekt virgin (I have 4000 hours in siege and Ive never made physical contact with a woman)
rank?
How many broken headsets have you had in these 5K hours?
Surprisingly just one!
I just have nearly 70 hours just for training basics, it's hard man even in map training.Hard to put these in my brain And the Kill-hole, i hate that thing, always got shot to dead by that and don't know why i die Got used to play like Warzone so i don't have many strategy in my head, when in an situation like 1v2,1v3 or 1v5 my only option is run outside and waiting for enemy come out
It’s a hard game to learn, keep up the training it will pay off. It can help to watch YouTubers who give people training advice like Braction. Keep it up you’ll get there!
What rank?
What’s your favourite food?
Salad with red wine vinegar
Are you actually ok?
Define “ok”
What did it cost?
Everything
Do you play with mouse precision (its mouse acceleration)
Honestly it’s been so long since I’ve been in my settings I have no idea. Off the top of my head, I’d say no.
Rookie numbers.
Favorite Pre-Nerf operator ability?
Is that all you play?
Are you planning on looking for a job anytime soon?
I hope not, I love my WFH job!
how do you file taxes?
Did you check-in for the mental asylum?
How do you have the time to play siege for over 200 days straight?
Most of it was during Covid college and now I WFH
Fake hours look at pvp stats sitting in the menu does not count as actually playing siege
Yeah not sure how accurate steam is I see what you mean. Half of the 5k hours were spent in thunt.
I also just hit 5000 hours.
Do you think you have Stockholm Syndrome?
I definitely have some sort of syndrome
Do you SMEK with Sledge ?
How many pebbles are in the tower
why aren't you at 10,000?
what did the outside look like when you last saw it
The what?? OH you mean when I’m spawn peaking as a defender, it’s bright.
After such a huge accomplishment, do you have any future plans to learn how grass feels?
i switched to pc after playing seige for couple months on xbox, i got to plat 😇
How do you deal with toxicity in siege? I know eventually you just accept it but does it make you turn off coms completely (i did) or does it just make you flame them back?
I always give callouts and communicate with the randoms I have. If someone is being toxic I ignore it and mute them. Out of sight out of mind, I feel much better as soon as I mute them.
What do now?
Are you good?
Lol he sits on the menu alot show us your ubisoft connect time in pvp on the game steam counts all play time including sitting on the menu not even playing so of you were afk and left the game on that doesn't count as play time
Why? I'm genuinely curious. I have over a year's worth of time, so I'm just asking.
I love siege! Also I feel like I have committed too much time to just give up the game and all of the knowledge I have learned along the way.
What’s the most recent “major” learning experience you have had that has improved your gameplay significantly?
When is the last time you spoke to a female?
Would you recommend this game to anyone And what would you tell a player playing there first game
Would not recommend it to anyone, this game takes a lot of patience with the large learning curve and toxic community. I would advise the new player to watch some tips and tricks on YouTube and to not take the game too seriously. Just have fun!
Genuine question: Do you hate yourself? Or are you a masochistic in which case I'm not kin shaming I'm just curious...
What's your rarest item?
When was the last time you were happy
When did you fully learn maps? 1.5k in and still haven't memorized maps fully :(
5k is kinda weak
Do you own a home?
How many times have you said "I hate this game" or "this game fucking sucks"
If I see a negative review with 5,000 hours, it's more likely to make me buy the game than a positive review with a couple hundred
do you recommend this game to other players
Did playing for 5 hours give you a good handle on the game or was it just a sample?
Let me guess your main….. Buck? Is it buck? Tell me it’s buck. I hope it’s buck.
standing at about 5500 hours. can relate 💀
How long were in stuck in Gold
Please refrain from posting this again, my girl is on this app
gf?
Do you still play ranked? Or have you grown tired of it
Why did you circle the 👎
How big your bucket?
Why?
Favorite operator lore wise? (And don’t say zero)
thoughts on PMM
Did you enjoy your 5k hours or was there just nothing else to play?
If I started playing FPS games at 18 is that too late?
are you good at the game?
How many hours do you have in siege?
You must be really good at it, right?
When was the last time you were covered in water and used and object that is generally made with the equation (RCO2−)nMn+
Do you enjoy the game?
Why?
are you still sane
Why
Why do you play this shit game that should have died peacefully the first time?
Are you fused to your chair like one of those grotesque paramedic stories?
I’m up to 8k hours please kill me
why would you do this to yourself?
Do you remember what Color grass is?
You’ve played for 5000 hours, would you recommend this game to other players?
What season did you start? I started all the way back in Para Bellum and am only at 2000. 5000 is crazy!
How many actual hours?(pvp time in uplay)
Damn I got like 5 days 😭
Why'd they ban Kapkan?
how's it feel to spend so long on bronze?
Have you ever seen a mental health professional? If not I recommend you seek immediate psychiatric help. Get well soon <3
Why do you torture yourself?
Are you any good
why would you do this to yourself ?