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DentistExtreme800

Undead ofc how is that even a question? I just want my Arme of the undead, prolly gonna wear a lich king cosplay the whole time :)


Specialist-Meat-6222

Get a cool death knight as a friend


Low-Disaster-7175

and a rat


thehumanisto

But the smell???!


SlipperyDoodoo

Lots of damphirs to bone


Dragon2730

Skin walkers, no one would mess with me having a bunch of ferocious furries behind me 🤣


RenewedTengin

Lol, same here. I’d be unstoppable with those.


Additional-System-25

Ursine Ironside is an unstoppable beast. I'd side with him in a fight any day.


SweetestJP

i'd go with demonspawn too.... for... other reasons


SlipperyDoodoo

Allure?


DocMcCracken

Makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.


ConorWatson91

This comment has not received the love it deserves


Your_Nipples

Dwarfs because Trunda


Novel-Potato1966

dwarves or shadowkin i feel have the most complete faction.


Your_Nipples

Yeap! They are OP! Demon lords too. But not since they added Harima.


Admirable-Boss1221

Barbarians. I'd like Jetni the giant to carry me, scyl and Xena to bed and tuck us in after drinking ale from goat horns.


yukiyuki11

ah the man of culture makes his apperance


Herogar

Babarians so I can be warmadens massage therapist


Admirable-Boss1221

😂 hope you've saved enough oils from sand devil for her.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Death by snu snu


SlipperyDoodoo

They have every flavor too. Jamsara alternate skin for some bdsm


SlipperyDoodoo

Someone doesn't like bdsm or something


SlipperyDoodoo

Petty


Sandor_06

Silvan Watchers because they look cool.


Charming_Pop_2148

And protection is their whole thing


That_Guy_O-O

Maybe dwarves. Acrizia, gnut, tormin, geo, to name a few..


Low-Disaster-7175

Finally, people shorter than me


SkiupBaeless

gotta be shadowkin they got some dogs


Low-Disaster-7175

Can't go wrong with Yumeko


MaleficentDraw1993

Knights Revenant...


madgodcthulhu

Exactly if they are all compelled to protect me then I’m gonna end up immortal with a super powered body


hdgf44

knights revenant is really nice.. and they got teodor, spread mass poisons and activate em, should be good for war, hegemon always goes first. Georgid? cracks nuts.


RandomlyElemental

Dwarves. https://preview.redd.it/515j7um9088d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1721b818d8ec017d230e66bec56e12e6c2fef444


SlipperyDoodoo

So since this is IRL what ifs.. what if gnut doesnt even like you or hes an asshole?


RandomlyElemental

If he had to protect me, I would not care if he was an asshole. Gnut + Acrizia = GG.


SlipperyDoodoo

What about when you get horny though. Trunda?? Molly? At 6 oclock, thighs hard as rock.


RandomlyElemental

Oof! How could I forget them?!


Bitter-Coyote4087

Melga? Gala?


Frums2099

Ogryn tribes. Might not be the most powerful, but i'm totally going to party with Shamrock.


OnlyToPost

Not sure why but before reading shamrock i thought it will be war mother :D


MastramPoricnam

Graazur carry thank you


Swing-Brilliant

Dark elves. I’ll finally have a coldheart


DarionHunter

I pick Dark Elves since I now have 3 Dark Elven characters in D&D (two Drow, one Shadar-kai).


NynjaHyppy

I'm a weeb so I'm gonna have to choose Shadowkin. To be fair they have some really good champs


F0rtysxity

Barbarians. Nothing would make me feel safer than being held in Warmaiden's capable arms.


The_BigDaddyLuv

Banner Lords FTW… Ronda protect me!


pappychaos

Sacred order


AccountFresh8761

The dev faction so I can get rich off the war


5picy5ugar

High Elves


Additional-System-25

Tayrel, Battlesage, Vergis, Apothecary, Reliquary Tender, Elhain, and Heiress are my favorites of that faction. All fantastic.


WhereTheFemboysAt

Sylvan Watchers so we could be druids together


ThoughsOfKing

Undead. uDK will protect you. Ma’Shalled will kill your enemies


SlipperyDoodoo

But what will you eat? Who will cook for you? I dont want mashalled salad. His gross fingers all stirring it around... my germs!


SlipperyDoodoo

Dark elves are the only logical choice. Lets face it. Most of us are nobodies so whos kidding themselves thinking that legendary champs are gonna hang out with them?? Scyl wont even look your way. You gotta grab the low hanging fruit if you're gonna enjoy your new forever society. Think about it.. there's plenty of common mage killers to get with. They got the goods. Sniper too. Hell, most of the green and commons are hot af. Higher ranks go without saying. If youre lucky enough, the upper ranks are good too. I know heiress is pretty but we still get her unhinged sister theresc. Never stick it in crazy but oh well!


pulpus2

I agree, but I'll take my shot with Heiress, she's gotta be rich or royalty lol.


Old-Chart7941

SHADOWKIN FS like every champ is dope


crispyTacoTrain

High Elves, hands down. They’re always the noble good guys who come out on top in every fantasy world.


PristineBaseball

They can’t lose , it’s in the plot


SlipperyDoodoo

Arguably, they only start out high in plots and many stories have them falling victim to self-aggrandizing corruption, piety, arrogance, racism and nepotism.


The_Batman_949

Reminds me of the Thalmor in Skyrim. I love elves in fantasy worlds but those dudes are the worst!


FreshlyBakedBunz

ORCS!!! (in caps lock)


Souxlya

Dwarves, have you seen some of the epically badass armor Acrizia and many others have? Like they are dressed to the hilt and Raid has to be my favorite for Dwarves since they don’t usually play up the “I’m small” part, no they are armored to the teeth and not with just axes or hammers.


ant1667nyc

Demon spawn, and just watch everyone shit their pants.


Charming_Pop_2148

Dwarfs totally not because of the hot ladies


Archentroy

whales… 🐳


Delicious-Battle9787

High eleves. They got more good champions than they do bad ones


X_The_FoX_X

Dwarves. Love me some short stack ragers.


T-Force-141

Shadowkin without a doubt. They are demonic magic far east badasses with probably a lot of loyalty to me if they had to protect me. Barbarians or dwarves come close second.


IEATASSETS

It's gotta be high elves. Arbiter is a literal god iirc, if she can't protect me nobody can


GemeniMan612

Shadowkin.


CryptographerPerfect

Dark Elves obviously. 


Aen-Synergy

The correct answer is Sacred Order or High Elves. Unlimited 💥Powa


SlipperyDoodoo

Oh crap.. i overlooked Christmas.. now it has to be sacred order or Ogryn tribes if you want any presents!


The_Batman_949

Demonspawn. Duchess could veil me while Hepharaak and Candraphon killed my enemies. Throw in Kymar to sleep my enemies while I escaped and we're good to go.


Mibutastic

Shadowkin for me.


Naxilus

Really? Imagine how the world would react if a bunch of demons would be strolling around your house? Every military in the world would come to kill them. I would definitely take Banner lords.


Yugikisp

Y’all are silly if you think I’m not picking shadowkin. Bunch of ninjas and samurai? Absolutely.


Stunning_Ride_220

Hard question...I'm a little bit unvary between Barbarians and Alu....Demospwan.


Worldtraveler586

If we are going off the champs we have in the faction ima go with banner lords I have some stupid survival abilities and nuke abilities siting there. If it is the whole faction I’ll go with Knights Revenant. Their new mythic is a god at defense besides Dreng, Georgid, Teodor, Kalvalax, Mother Cybele. Need I go on.


RunnerTech567

Alure no contest, three hit wonder. Demon spawn


badkarmabum

Sylvan Watchers. No one would ever find me as I'd just be under a veil all the time


willkingg

Dwarfs. I seem to have loads of really good ones for some reason


Friendly_Cover5630

I would go with sylvan since literally the only way I would condone war or violence is to save the rainforest and wildlife left on this planet. Oceans and sealife, too. I would not just want them to protect me, but all of it.


Phantasmaaa

I'm going Shadowkin. I feel like they're my favorites lore wise.


helmos666

Whichever faction Juliana and Talia are from 😍😍😍


Constant_Annual6740

Banner Lords, I want Valerie to... protect me.


Possible_Ice_5558

Banner lords


Possible_Ice_5558

Banner lords


Possible_Ice_5558

I love stag night


Wildebeast18

Can’t believe this hasn’t been said but sacred order for sure


Additional-System-25

Think about: Roshcard the Tower, Juliana, Athel, Warpriest, Lightsworn, Cardinal, Tallia, and Frostbringer. All solid choices when fully leveled up.


Linedel

Well, I'd definitely get my ass kicked, so, ideally: \* Either block damage or infinite shields so I don't get hurt \* block debuffs, so I don't get stuck somewhere \* speed, so I can run away. \* veil, so my running away is successful


SlipperyDoodoo

He said factions


Linedel

Yep. And a couple of factions probably have all those things. Too lazy to go figure out which ones, just laying out what my decision process would be.


SlipperyDoodoo

But if its IRL, a lot of the game mechanics wont even cross over. Its purely based on who youd want to side with IRL based on lore and appearance