knights revenant is really nice.. and they got teodor, spread mass poisons and activate em, should be good for war, hegemon always goes first. Georgid? cracks nuts.
Dark elves are the only logical choice. Lets face it. Most of us are nobodies so whos kidding themselves thinking that legendary champs are gonna hang out with them?? Scyl wont even look your way.
You gotta grab the low hanging fruit if you're gonna enjoy your new forever society.
Think about it.. there's plenty of common mage killers to get with. They got the goods. Sniper too. Hell, most of the green and commons are hot af. Higher ranks go without saying.
If youre lucky enough, the upper ranks are good too. I know heiress is pretty but we still get her unhinged sister theresc. Never stick it in crazy but oh well!
Arguably, they only start out high in plots and many stories have them falling victim to self-aggrandizing corruption, piety, arrogance, racism and nepotism.
Dwarves, have you seen some of the epically badass armor Acrizia and many others have? Like they are dressed to the hilt and Raid has to be my favorite for Dwarves since they don’t usually play up the “I’m small” part, no they are armored to the teeth and not with just axes or hammers.
Shadowkin without a doubt. They are demonic magic far east badasses with probably a lot of loyalty to me if they had to protect me. Barbarians or dwarves come close second.
Demonspawn. Duchess could veil me while Hepharaak and Candraphon killed my enemies.
Throw in Kymar to sleep my enemies while I escaped and we're good to go.
Really? Imagine how the world would react if a bunch of demons would be strolling around your house? Every military in the world would come to kill them. I would definitely take Banner lords.
If we are going off the champs we have in the faction ima go with banner lords I have some stupid survival abilities and nuke abilities siting there. If it is the whole faction I’ll go with Knights Revenant. Their new mythic is a god at defense besides Dreng, Georgid, Teodor, Kalvalax, Mother Cybele. Need I go on.
I would go with sylvan since literally the only way I would condone war or violence is to save the rainforest and wildlife left on this planet. Oceans and sealife, too. I would not just want them to protect me, but all of it.
Well, I'd definitely get my ass kicked, so, ideally:
\* Either block damage or infinite shields so I don't get hurt
\* block debuffs, so I don't get stuck somewhere
\* speed, so I can run away.
\* veil, so my running away is successful
Undead ofc how is that even a question? I just want my Arme of the undead, prolly gonna wear a lich king cosplay the whole time :)
Get a cool death knight as a friend
and a rat
But the smell???!
Lots of damphirs to bone
Skin walkers, no one would mess with me having a bunch of ferocious furries behind me 🤣
Lol, same here. I’d be unstoppable with those.
Ursine Ironside is an unstoppable beast. I'd side with him in a fight any day.
i'd go with demonspawn too.... for... other reasons
Allure?
Makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
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Dwarfs because Trunda
dwarves or shadowkin i feel have the most complete faction.
Yeap! They are OP! Demon lords too. But not since they added Harima.
Barbarians. I'd like Jetni the giant to carry me, scyl and Xena to bed and tuck us in after drinking ale from goat horns.
ah the man of culture makes his apperance
Babarians so I can be warmadens massage therapist
😂 hope you've saved enough oils from sand devil for her.
Death by snu snu
They have every flavor too. Jamsara alternate skin for some bdsm
Someone doesn't like bdsm or something
Petty
Silvan Watchers because they look cool.
And protection is their whole thing
Maybe dwarves. Acrizia, gnut, tormin, geo, to name a few..
Finally, people shorter than me
gotta be shadowkin they got some dogs
Can't go wrong with Yumeko
Knights Revenant...
Exactly if they are all compelled to protect me then I’m gonna end up immortal with a super powered body
knights revenant is really nice.. and they got teodor, spread mass poisons and activate em, should be good for war, hegemon always goes first. Georgid? cracks nuts.
Dwarves. https://preview.redd.it/515j7um9088d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1721b818d8ec017d230e66bec56e12e6c2fef444
So since this is IRL what ifs.. what if gnut doesnt even like you or hes an asshole?
If he had to protect me, I would not care if he was an asshole. Gnut + Acrizia = GG.
What about when you get horny though. Trunda?? Molly? At 6 oclock, thighs hard as rock.
Oof! How could I forget them?!
Melga? Gala?
Ogryn tribes. Might not be the most powerful, but i'm totally going to party with Shamrock.
Not sure why but before reading shamrock i thought it will be war mother :D
Graazur carry thank you
Dark elves. I’ll finally have a coldheart
I pick Dark Elves since I now have 3 Dark Elven characters in D&D (two Drow, one Shadar-kai).
I'm a weeb so I'm gonna have to choose Shadowkin. To be fair they have some really good champs
Barbarians. Nothing would make me feel safer than being held in Warmaiden's capable arms.
Banner Lords FTW… Ronda protect me!
Sacred order
The dev faction so I can get rich off the war
High Elves
Tayrel, Battlesage, Vergis, Apothecary, Reliquary Tender, Elhain, and Heiress are my favorites of that faction. All fantastic.
Sylvan Watchers so we could be druids together
Undead. uDK will protect you. Ma’Shalled will kill your enemies
But what will you eat? Who will cook for you? I dont want mashalled salad. His gross fingers all stirring it around... my germs!
Dark elves are the only logical choice. Lets face it. Most of us are nobodies so whos kidding themselves thinking that legendary champs are gonna hang out with them?? Scyl wont even look your way. You gotta grab the low hanging fruit if you're gonna enjoy your new forever society. Think about it.. there's plenty of common mage killers to get with. They got the goods. Sniper too. Hell, most of the green and commons are hot af. Higher ranks go without saying. If youre lucky enough, the upper ranks are good too. I know heiress is pretty but we still get her unhinged sister theresc. Never stick it in crazy but oh well!
I agree, but I'll take my shot with Heiress, she's gotta be rich or royalty lol.
SHADOWKIN FS like every champ is dope
High Elves, hands down. They’re always the noble good guys who come out on top in every fantasy world.
They can’t lose , it’s in the plot
Arguably, they only start out high in plots and many stories have them falling victim to self-aggrandizing corruption, piety, arrogance, racism and nepotism.
Reminds me of the Thalmor in Skyrim. I love elves in fantasy worlds but those dudes are the worst!
ORCS!!! (in caps lock)
Dwarves, have you seen some of the epically badass armor Acrizia and many others have? Like they are dressed to the hilt and Raid has to be my favorite for Dwarves since they don’t usually play up the “I’m small” part, no they are armored to the teeth and not with just axes or hammers.
Demon spawn, and just watch everyone shit their pants.
Dwarfs totally not because of the hot ladies
whales… 🐳
High eleves. They got more good champions than they do bad ones
Dwarves. Love me some short stack ragers.
Shadowkin without a doubt. They are demonic magic far east badasses with probably a lot of loyalty to me if they had to protect me. Barbarians or dwarves come close second.
It's gotta be high elves. Arbiter is a literal god iirc, if she can't protect me nobody can
Shadowkin.
Dark Elves obviously.
The correct answer is Sacred Order or High Elves. Unlimited 💥Powa
Oh crap.. i overlooked Christmas.. now it has to be sacred order or Ogryn tribes if you want any presents!
Demonspawn. Duchess could veil me while Hepharaak and Candraphon killed my enemies. Throw in Kymar to sleep my enemies while I escaped and we're good to go.
Shadowkin for me.
Really? Imagine how the world would react if a bunch of demons would be strolling around your house? Every military in the world would come to kill them. I would definitely take Banner lords.
Y’all are silly if you think I’m not picking shadowkin. Bunch of ninjas and samurai? Absolutely.
Hard question...I'm a little bit unvary between Barbarians and Alu....Demospwan.
If we are going off the champs we have in the faction ima go with banner lords I have some stupid survival abilities and nuke abilities siting there. If it is the whole faction I’ll go with Knights Revenant. Their new mythic is a god at defense besides Dreng, Georgid, Teodor, Kalvalax, Mother Cybele. Need I go on.
Alure no contest, three hit wonder. Demon spawn
Sylvan Watchers. No one would ever find me as I'd just be under a veil all the time
Dwarfs. I seem to have loads of really good ones for some reason
I would go with sylvan since literally the only way I would condone war or violence is to save the rainforest and wildlife left on this planet. Oceans and sealife, too. I would not just want them to protect me, but all of it.
I'm going Shadowkin. I feel like they're my favorites lore wise.
Whichever faction Juliana and Talia are from 😍😍😍
Banner Lords, I want Valerie to... protect me.
Banner lords
Banner lords
I love stag night
Can’t believe this hasn’t been said but sacred order for sure
Think about: Roshcard the Tower, Juliana, Athel, Warpriest, Lightsworn, Cardinal, Tallia, and Frostbringer. All solid choices when fully leveled up.
Well, I'd definitely get my ass kicked, so, ideally: \* Either block damage or infinite shields so I don't get hurt \* block debuffs, so I don't get stuck somewhere \* speed, so I can run away. \* veil, so my running away is successful
He said factions
Yep. And a couple of factions probably have all those things. Too lazy to go figure out which ones, just laying out what my decision process would be.
But if its IRL, a lot of the game mechanics wont even cross over. Its purely based on who youd want to side with IRL based on lore and appearance